Since recently indulging in the game of sand sculpture and eating chicken, Yan Xiaojiu has entered the realm of no one else, although it has not yet reached the point of unintentional work, but it has also cultivated to the level where he can not look at his mobile phone and reply to messages for a day.

On this day, Yan's mother finally couldn't stand being ignored on WeChat, and directly killed her in a series of calls.

Yan Xiaojiu was scolded as soon as she picked it up, and Yan's mother began to think about it from her naughty mischief when she was a child, and she talked about her abnormal performance in the college entrance examination, and she could only be a game dog if she didn't look for a job seriously after graduating from college, and then entered the link where she failed emotionally and the old man couldn't hold her grandson at an old age.

"Stop, stop, what do you want from me?" Yan Xiaojiu said with sincere fear: "As long as you let go of my poor little ears, I will agree to whatever you say." Would you like to buy you a new bag? Or the S family's skincare set?"

Mother Yan's tone changed suddenly: "I don't need you to buy me those, as long as you promise me one thing." ”

"Eh, don't say one, it's a hundred!"

So, after getting off work this Friday, Yan Xiaojiu sat opposite the first blind date in his life. She smiled awkwardly but politely, answering the other party's questions.

The blind date's surname is Zhou Mingyan, what manager of a real estate company, dressed like a person, and looks quite good, Yan Xiaojiu gave a 60 points in his heart.

Knowing that Yan Xiaojiu was a game company, Zhou Yan suddenly became excited, and repeatedly said that he usually likes to play games, and pulled Yan Xiaojiu to start chatting. As a result, Zhou Yan was even happier when he found that Yan Xiaojiu was still one of the few girls who loved to play FPS.

Yan Xiaojiu was also a little surprised, I didn't expect to meet people in the same way on a blind date, it seems that my mother's vision is not too bad. She quietly added 10 points to the other party, ready to continue to wait and see. Therefore, after eating and sitting and chatting for more than half an hour, when Zhou Yan invited her to take a walk by the nearby river, she readily agreed.

However, events often happen in a split second.

Just as she walked out of the restaurant, Zhou Yan was talking to her about something, and in order to maintain a polite and decent image, she turned her head to answer, but accidentally bumped into a person outside the store.

Yan Xiaojiu just realized that she had knocked over the milk tea or coffee in someone's hand, and splashed the other party's body, and the white T-shirt became champagne-colored, her first reaction was, of course, to apologize to the other party, after all, she didn't see the road when she walked.

At this second, Zhou Yan, who rushed up from behind, suddenly wrapped his arms around her waist and pulled back, probably to protect her from being splashed by the hot drink, but as a result, this sudden physical contact made Yan Xiaojiu's hair stand on end, and the conditioned reflex grabbed Zhou Yan's arm and directly fell over the shoulder.

At this moment, not only was she stunned by the person who splashed her body, Zhou Yan was stunned, she reacted and just wanted to hide her face and escape......

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. ”

Yan Xiaojiu didn't know who he was apologizing to, he only felt that his temples were jumping suddenly, and his head was splitting.

"That, the stains on your clothes, I don't know if you can wash them off, I'll pay you. ”

Before the bewildered boy could speak, Yan Xiaojiu was attracted by the man lying on the ground wailing.

I'm going to go, I'm not going to break my tailbone, right?

She hurriedly took out her mobile phone again, and whispered an apology to Zhou Yan while calling 120 against the curious eyes of the onlookers eating melons. By the time she remembered the stubble that soiled other people's clothes, the other party had already disappeared into the crowd, and she didn't remember what the other person looked like.

After sending the person to the hospital, Yan Xiaojiu breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhou Yan didn't hurt the bones, just some flesh wounds, and by the way, he broke his foot.

She solemnly apologized again with a complicated face, and promised that the medical expenses were all covered, Zhou Yan's eyes were still trembling when she looked at her, like a little sheep facing a tigress, and hurriedly left after bandaging, as if fleeing for her life.

Then, as expected, before she got home, she was bombarded with Yan's mother's phone.

"If you don't want to go on a blind date, you can just say it, and you actually beat a good young man like that! I shouldn't have promised you to apply for a sanda class back then, you honestly, is the reason why you broke up with Xiao Ming because people dislike you for being too violent? Look at your current appearance, if you don't restrain yourself, I see how you can marry in the future......

Yan Xiaojiu knew that he was wrong, so he had to nod and admit his mistake. It's just that when she heard Xiao Ming's title again, she wanted to laugh but couldn't.

I think that at the beginning, when I first took him home to meet his parents, my mother just called out the names of the common protagonists in elementary school textbooks with such a loving face, and almost didn't laugh at her. Now that I recall it, there is only one sigh left.

When he got home, Yan Xiaojiu, who was lying on the salted fish, lazily stroked two handfuls of his own big fat orange cat, inadvertently remembered the origin of this goods, snorted twice, and unceremoniously pushed it off the sofa.

Roommate Qin Huan hugged the orange cat distressedly: "Rhubarb provoked you, didn't you pick it up with the scumbag EX on the side ......of the road?

"Oh, I can't give birth to such an ugly cub. ”

After learning about Yan Xiaojiu's blind date today, Qin Huan was extremely speechless.

"Why don't you tell her about your old problem? Also, it's obviously his fault that you broke up, and if you don't say anything, Auntie won't have to worry about you. ”

Yan Xiaojiu pouted: "Forget it, so as not to worry about her." Besides, as far as my mother's urine is concerned, she knows that she has to introduce me to a male psychiatrist, and then summon her square dance troupe to beat up the scumbag, do you believe it or not?"

Qin Huansi, who once returned to the Yan family for the New Year, and the fierce style of her aunt, can't help but feel close to the mother and daughter.

"The psychiatrist is not bad, I just want to find a doctor, the white coat uniform temptation tsk~~"

"Don't you, my friend...... No, doctors often have to work night shifts, you know, that little nurse is smart, and it's too unsafe to fall in love with each other!"

Qin Huan was a little disappointed: "Okay." By the way, didn't you be able to hold hands with the scumbag and kiss him or something, why did you react so strongly today?"

Yan Xiaojiu touched his chin and said solemnly: "A man's head, a woman's waist, you can't touch it casually." As she spoke, she also quickly caught Qin Huan's hand that was close to her waist.

The latter laughed and pretended that nothing had happened: "Then what are you going to do?

Yan Xiaojiu stiffened up with a carp, sat up and turned on the computer, and said while playing the game: "Yes, I plan to fight poison with poison, see more men, maybe I can be cured." ”

Qin Huan was skeptical: "In that case, why don't you go to a dating app to meet a few more, can you send a man by playing games?"

At this point, the match has been completed and the battlefield waiting area has entered.

Yan Xiaojiu pointed to the big men on the computer screen, and quibbled: "Aren't these all men? There are also those who run naked all day long, and I play games more as part of the treatment to overcome psychological barriers." ”

Qin Huan: "...... believe that you will have a ghost."

"You're not streaming today?"

A word woke up the person in the dream, and Yan Xiaojiu suddenly remembered that he went to the hospital today all out of his own pocket, as well as the cost of the ambulance, which was much more expensive than that dinner, and his heart was suddenly like a knife.

"Broadcast and broadcast!"

She melancholy hugged the computer into the bedroom, and began to draw charms on her face in between operations. I didn't want to play a few games tonight to vent, but poverty makes people hardworking!

As soon as he opened the live broadcast room, Yan Xiaojiu glanced at the number of people online, and his false eyelashes were almost scared off.

She, an amateur anchor, is not very popular because she usually only plays all kinds of stand-alone machines, and the online peak support of each broadcast can reach four digits, and it is generally around three digits. There are a lot of barrages, or because she has been playing this amateur for a year or two, and she has accumulated a lot of fans chatting nonsense.

Now that it has thousands of popularity, it has been on the air for thousands of people, and if you look closely, the number of followers in the live broadcast room seems to have doubled compared to a few days ago?

The new barrage is very enthusiastic:

[Weibo sightseeing group to visit here]

[Weibo sightseeing group to visit here +10086]

[Finally waiting for the anchor's little sister~ Sprinkle flowers and flowers]

[I've been playing this sand sculpture chicken game for two days, and every time I find a carriage, I can't touch a suitable stone......]

[LS, wait for me, have you found a horse pole?]

After a kind explanation of the barrage, she learned that she almost died tragically on a big rock a few days ago, and the follow-up video of the horse pole incident was posted on Weibo, which happened to be forwarded by a funny big V user, and the good deeds intercepted a few key pictures to make a long picture and text mode and circulated widely for a day or two, therefore, many people who eat melons came to play this strange cottage chicken game.

The corners of Yan Xiaojiu's mouth twitched, so to speak, there are still a lot of people who have seen her embarrassment? And what's going on with these barrages, is it possible that you want to emulate her unlucky death?

She thought about it very much, but decided to bend her waist for five buckets of rice, so she had to greet the new audience with a smile and quickly start another game.

This game is not lucky, Yan Xiaojiu originally picked up a full bow on the ground, and was proudly killing the Quartet, but she never expected that she glanced at the kill information in the lower left by the way, and actually saw a legendary killing weapon.

And, the worst thing is that the ID hanging in front of me is so familiar that it can't be done!

ccccccq kills XX with a firecracker

The barrage is also ready to move, mainly because the people who have played this game are a little excited.

[God!Legendary Son of God?]

[The 1 in 10,000 chance is really out?]

[Is the gun a gun?

The rest of the people who eat melons paid attention to another point:

[The familiar ID of emmmm can't be the man who sets the horse?]

Yan Xiaojiu didn't have time to respond to these barrage laments, and she herself was still in a state of confusion and sadness.

In this sand sculpture chicken game, cold weapons are the absolute mainstream, and the only weapon against the sky is this firecracker, and the performance is probably the same as AWM or something. The setting is very consistent with ancient times, if Yan Xiaojiu is not mistaken, gunpowder did not appear until the end of the Tang Dynasty, and the predecessor of the hot weapon of fire gun did not appear until the Southern Song Dynasty.

I've been playing for almost a week.,Yan Xiaojiu hasn't picked up this thing yet.,According to the official website information,In order to ensure the balance of the game,,The drop rate of thermal weapons will be strictly limited.,Basically, only airdrops.,And the drop rate is extremely low.。 There is also a lot of discussion about this fire system on the forum, but there are no people who have really picked it up and have the leisure to post and show off.

Yan Xiaojiu thinks that his luck is average, he hasn't won more than five yuan in the lottery, and he can't pick up this ancient version of the high-end gun, but this game is out! It also fell into the hands of that guy! And they are still hostile!

Kill her!

Since this kind of game can't see the enemy's ID in advance, and can't judge the direction, Yan Xiaojiu decided to change his strategy.

Holding her delicate little heart, she cautiously ran all the way from the manor to Nanguan and then to the school field, watching the number of survivors gradually drop to single digits, and the news that someone who would pop up from time to time to stimulate her heart and kill the enemy, she was terrified.

Finally, the finals were actually brushed on the edge of the snowy mountain, and in the end, there were only three people left.

Yan Xiaojiu pinched his fingers, ccccccq must still be there, but I don't know if the other one is his teammate or someone else. If it's the former, it's a problem.