336 Fan Bingyu is coming!
"Well, this time, we want to get a new marriage license...... I'm really embarrassed......" Qiao Shanshan said softly with an embarrassed face.
"What's the matter, remarry?" Hearing Qiao Shanshan's explanation, the middle-aged aunt's face instantly turned cold, "Are you playing with me?"
"It's not...... Auntie, don't get me wrong, there's a reason why we're like this!" Qiao Shanshan hurriedly explained, and her pretty face was also red.
"Why? Do you think it's cool to get married after a divorce like this? It's fashionable?"
The middle-aged aunt said angrily: "Alas, why are you young people so messing around? Is marriage a thing that can be messed around? If I were your parents, I would slap you in the face on the spot!"
"Yes, yes, Auntie. We know it's wrong. Li Xu humbly accepted the teaching, "Auntie, I'm really bothering you." We really have a reason for that, though. ”
"You!alas!" The middle-aged aunt saw that the two of them admitted their mistakes and had a good attitude. Most of his anger disappeared, knowing that the two of them might really have something unspeakable, so he could only say helplessly: "It's also thanks to you for meeting such a good person as Auntie and me, if it were my other colleagues." I've already blasted you out!
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Coming out of the marriage registration office, in the car, the two looked at each other silently for a while, and then laughed loudly.
"Fortunately, this aunt has a good temper, if it is someone else, I will see what you will do!" Li Xu laughed for a while and hummed.
"Whatever. Anyway, now I got the certificate. Qiao Shanshan took the marriage certificate in her hand, and then carefully put it in her bag, and then she took out a piece of paper from her bag.
"What is this?" Li Xu was stunned for a moment, and an ominous premonition suddenly appeared in his heart.
It seems that the last time I signed that treaty with Qiao Shanshan, it was also such a piece of paper!
"The house rules I made for you!!"
"Home...... House rules?" Li Xu's eyes widened.
A sly look flashed in Qiao Shanshan's eyes, "In order to ensure that our lives will be happier and better in the future, I got it yesterday afternoon." You listen to it. ”
Qiao Shanshan said, and had already begun to read it.
Article 1: No matter what the conditions, what my wife says is always right!
Li Xu: ......
Article 2: Even if the wife is wrong, you must refer to the first point.
Article 3: The husband is deprived of political power for life, and he must not have any objection to the family rules.
The corners of Li Xu's mouth began to twitch slightly.
Article 4: The wife is fully responsible for all the financial power of the family, and the wife will give her husband pocket money on time every month, and the husband should be grateful with tears, save money, and must not have extravagant and wasteful behavior. It is not allowed to hide a small treasury privately, and once found, the pocket money for the second month will be halved.
Article 5: When the wife takes a bath, she should measure the temperature of the water, scratch the itch and rub her back, and must not covet her selfish desires.
Article 6: When the wife serves the food, she should be full of praise, eat a few bowls, and must not be picky and picky.
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Article 15: When the wife admonishes, she should keep her hands close together, stand upright, and do not have absent-minded behavior.
Article 16: When the wife is not there, you must think about it in the morning, keep yourself like jade, and do not steal chickens and dogs. Of course, in addition to the other harem concubines approved by his wife.
The muscles of Li Xu's entire face began to twitch.
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Article 30: When the wife is happy, she should put up a lantern and celebrate in a big way, and she must not splash cold water.
Article 31: When the wife has insomnia, she must accompany her all night, help count the sheep, and must not dream of Zhou Gong.
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Article 48: When the wife kisses, she must be enthusiastic and energetic, strive to sell well, and must not be indistinguishable from each other.
Article 49: When the wife is lucky, she must take what she wants, persevere, and must not act forcefully and inadequately.
Article 50, Qiao Shanshan paused, put away the paper, then looked at Li Xu, and said with a serious face: "Your wife, I am the master of your main palace, and the concubine you choose in the future must let me verify my chastity." Otherwise, you can't take it back to the harem!"
At this time, Li Xu almost died suddenly without a mouthful of blood spurting out!
Nima, are you a house rule set by people?
For Mao, I feel like a slave deed of sale without human rights?
Nima, I said why this chick is so active and wants to come over and re-apply for a marriage certificate, it turns out that it is all for the current trick!
Nima is full of routines, there is wood!
"Alright. That's it. Qiao Shanshan said.
"Hey, what's the matter? You're a pure dictatorship!?I don't agree!" Li Xu shouted
"You don't have the right to disagree, as mentioned above, the final decision belongs to me. The marriage certificate is your signature. Qiao Shanshan stretched out his little white hand. pinched both of Li Xu's cheeks, "Okay, be happy." Don't forget, today is our engagement anniversary!"
Li Xu: ...... Chicken Feather's engagement anniversary. I think it's about the same as my betrayal anniversary!
No wonder others say that marriage is a man's grave, and a woman's before and after marriage is completely the difference between a lady and a tigress.
These words. Sure enough, there's nothing wrong with that!
"Okay, you can send me to the company first, I'm still a little busy with work today. I'll go back and cook for you later!" Qiao Shanshan finished speaking, and kissed Li Xu happily on the cheek.
Li Xu nodded. I started the car and drove out.
However, the car quickly stopped in a relatively remote place
"What are you doing here?" Qiao Shanshan said stunned.
"!"
"Huh?!" Qiao Shanshan's eyes widened.
Li Xu smiled evilly: "You set me the house rules, then I am my husband." I also have to set house rules for you, the first one: when your husband wants, you must work hard to cooperate with any occasion!"
Qiao Shanshan's face turned red all of a sudden. "You scoundrel, it's broad daylight, we're still in the car!"
"Hehe, we've tried Bed Town, Door Town, and Toilet Town. Today, my husband will take you to try Chezhen!" Li Xu smiled evilly, and rushed towards Qiao Shanshan.
For a while, the car began to vibrate violently with bursts of sighs.
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After sending Qiao Shanshan back to the company, Li Xu also drove back to the villa.
In a few days, he will leave for SSS-level prison, and he has to take advantage of these few days to plan well. and improve your own cultivation.
However, as soon as he returned to the villa, Li Xu saw a white supercar parked outside the villa.
Li Xu stopped the car, and the person in the supercar walked down.
"Li Xu!"
A woman wearing sunglasses and a mask ran towards Li Xu. Then she hugged him.
"Li Xu, I miss you so much!" The woman ripped off her mask and sunglasses, revealing a beautiful face.
It's not Fan Bingyu. And who?
"Everything at home has been dealt with?" Li Xu touched the woman's hair and said softly.
"Well, it's all done. Fan Bingyu said: "I wanted to come to you yesterday, but." There was an endorsement deal before, and I was going to shoot, so it was delayed by a day. ”
"Endorsement contract, do you want to continue to be a star?" Li Xu was stunned.
Fan Bingyu nodded, "In the past, my family had been in charge of me, and it was inconvenient for me to do anything. Now, my family has given me the freedom to do something I want to do. Singing and acting in movies are my hobbies and ideals. ”
"Well, it's good if you're happy. ”
Li Xu said with a smile.
Li Xu...... That one...... Mr. Qiao, do you really not mind our relationship?" Fan Bingyu looked at the villa in front of him and asked with some concern.
Before. Li Xu had already confessed to Fan Bingyu about his relationship with Qiao Shanshan, as well as Qiao Shanshan's attitude towards his other women.
"I don't mind. To be honest, Li Xu didn't know the bottom in his heart, after all, Qiao Shanshan said so. However, if she really met it, what she would think in her heart, Li Xu was not sure.
"But since you're here, let's see you tonight. Anyway, in the future...... We always have to meet. Li Xu hesitated for a moment and said.
"Hmm. Fan Bingyu nodded.
Suddenly, Fan Bingyu felt dizzy in his head, his legs were weak, and he almost didn't stand firm and fell down.
Li Xu's face changed, and he hurriedly hugged her, "What's the matter?"
"I don't know, I suddenly feel that my whole body has no strength, my head is dizzy, and my hands and feet are inflexible!"
Li Xu frowned tightly, and quickly grabbed Fan Bingyu's hand to take his pulse.
With this pulse, Li Xu's face changed again, "You are poisoned!"
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