"Go out, go out, why are you so fierce to your fat man?" The fat man's scalp tightened, he swallowed his saliva and muttered the door shut, "Why is the fat man's life so miserable? ”

Hua Ziyun and Hua Sha glanced at each other and laughed knowingly.

"Okay sister, let's go back and rest so late, we have classes tomorrow. Hua Ziyun smiled and scratched her nose lightly.

"Hmm. Huasha touched the injury on his hand distressedly and stood up, "You should rest early, brother, there is a comic con in the gymnasium the day after tomorrow, do you want to accompany me?"

"Otherwise?" Hua Ziyun glanced at her angrily, "Do I have a reason to refuse?"

"Nope!"

Hua Sha smiled playfully, took advantage of Hua Ziyun's inattention to tiptoe up his lips, and ran out quickly.

Hua Ziyun was stunned for a moment, and the green tendons on his angry forehead burst out, "Huasha, you are getting more and more excessive now!"

He seemed to be shouting a little late, and Huasha had already rushed out of the dormitory at this time.

The fat man pushed the door into the house with a drooping face, he was afraid that Hua Ziyun would settle accounts with him, so he lowered his head and came to the bedside table, took out a big chicken leg from the drawer, sat on the bed with his back to Hua Ziyun and ate it.

"Damn, dead fat man, you still eat it, ignore me, don't you?" Seeing the fat man's actions, Hua Ziyun's original mood of wanting to settle accounts with him disappeared in an instant, but he was made happy.

"You know that fat men don't lie. The fat man didn't take a bite of most of the chicken leg without replying, as if he knew that he was wrong, and said with a little confidence: "Even if you want to clean up, you have to wait for me to eat first, right?"

"Hahaha!"

Hua Ziyun really couldn't stand his deflated appearance, and laughed, "Okay, okay, is it okay to joke with you?"

As soon as the fat man heard that Hua Ziyun didn't blame him, he cracked his flaming mouth and laughed, got up and came to his approach, ignoring the dirty hand full of butter and patted Hua Ziyun's shoulder, "I said brother, you can't blame me." ”

"Dead fatty, your hands are not clean!"

"The fat man is excited·····"

“······”

Early the next morning, Hua Ziyun and the fat man came to the classroom to attend class, and now Teacher Zhao Lei saw him and saw him like seeing a living treasure, so he was afraid that he would be picked up.

As the saying goes, if you have nothing to do, you are either a traitor or a thief, and Mr. Zhao Lei is so good to him, he actually wants to ask him for a favor.

Recently, he had a dissertation that he graded as an associate professor that needed to be completed, but he was not old enough, so the academician Fang gave him a very difficult topic and asked him to make a debate on big data models.

"Teacher, you're cheating!" Hua Ziyun looked at Teacher Zhao Lei, who was standing in front of his seat and whispering, with an embarrassed face: "Don't you usually teach us to be down-to-earth······?"

"Shhh ”

"You can't finish it, you're looking for me?" Hua Ziyun was stunned.

"Don't pretend to be here with me, I guess you can definitely do this, I'll ask if you can help with this, right?" Teacher Zhao Lei was about to go crazy, and muttered a little overwhelmed: "You are my student, if you don't help me, don't blame me for putting on small shoes for you." ”

"Hey, hey, hey~"

Looking at Teacher Zhao Lei's embarrassed appearance, Hua Ziyun laughed, "Lend me your computer, and I'll help you get it." ”

Hearing that Hua Ziyun agreed, Teacher Zhao Lei was overjoyed, ran out of the classroom in a hurry, and rushed to the office to get the computer.

The fat man listened to the conversation between the two in his ears, and he glanced at Hua Ziyun with some disdain, "It's not serious, you see that you are not serious about taking Teacher Zhao Lei now." ”

Hua Ziyun spread his hands noncommittally, indicating that he was also innocent.

After taking Zhao Lei's computer, Hua Ziyun couldn't help frowning when he saw the question, this is clearly a conceptual thing, no wonder the teacher was worried like this, even if he searched the system and didn't find a perfect answer.

But just when he was also embarrassed, he suddenly had an idea, and directly opened the official website of a foreign world's top ten rankings, and clicked into the enrollment service system inside with a cheap smile.

"Hello, I am an international student from overseas. ”

"Is there anything I need to do for you?"

"I heard a friend recommend that the teaching level of your institute is world-class, and I want to study abroad in the past, but I have some doubts about the true level of your college, and I don't want to waste this opportunity, I meditated for a few nights and studied an academic controversy, if your college can answer it perfectly, it seems that I can consider studying abroad. ”

Saying that, Hua Ziyun passed Zhao Lei's topic researched by several old professors intact.

For a long time, there was no news from there.

Just when he thought it must be cold this time, suddenly a string of English replies popped out of the screen.

"Hello classmates, I have submitted your question to the college, I didn't expect you to be able to put forward such an esoteric academic theory, please wait for half a day, we will study and answer you as soon as possible." ”

Haha, that's it.

Hua Ziyun closed the notebook with a cheap smile, it is still easier to deceive the gringos, this is a question that Lao Tzu can come up with, who wants to waste brain cells with such a perverted thing? I didn't expect them to really believe it, it was just a bubble in their brains.

In less than half a day, an answer sheet was restored after research by more than a dozen well-known professors.

"Classmate, we have answered your questions, do you still doubt our level now? ”

Hua Ziyun smiled and saved the document sent over, and instantly typed a line of reply, "I simply glanced at it, and it didn't meet my expectations, it's still a little bit missing, and then contact!"

Hurriedly exited the webpage, Hua Ziyun handed the computer to Zhao Lei on the podium with a proud face.

Pretending to be forced in front of international bigwigs, it's really cool!

Zhao Lei's eyes almost popped out when he saw the string of data analyzed by reason, and his hands began to tremble.

What are you kidding, this is a masterpiece of more than a dozen big shots, can it be bad?

"How long have you been sitting there?"

Hua Ziyun just wanted to turn around and go back to her seat, but when she looked up, she saw Bai Lifu sitting in the back window.

"It didn't take long. Bai Li replied, "There is news that tonight's banquet will not be too peaceful, and you are ready to prepare for me to accompany you!"

With that, he jumped out of the window.

Hua Ziyun scolded secretly, why is this guy and Ye Feiyan the same virtue, he climbs the window without leaving the door, and jumps down at every turn, this is the third floor, have you considered the feelings of this group of students?