"Sorry, this guest, this café has a minimum spend of 80. A waiter walked over, stood in front of Liu Xiaoyu, and said politely.

Liu Xiaoyu asked confidently: "Do you have any Coke here?" ”

"Sorry, we only have coffee and dairy here. The waiter replied respectfully.

Liu Xiaoyu continued to ask confidently: "Can I not like to drink coffee?"

"Yes. ”

"Then I don't like to drink with milk. ”

"Yes. ”

"That's right, you don't have the Coke I like, you only have coffee and dairy drinks that I don't like, I can't buy it. Liu Xiaoyu raised his head and asked.

She was a little short, barely up to the waiter's shoulders. But her righteous appearance made her whole figure seem to be much taller.

Don't look at her shortness, but she's confident!

However, the waiter is also someone who has seen strong winds and waves. This kind of store with a minimum cost often encounters similar customers, which is something that cannot be helped. After all, these days, there are too many people who go to fast food restaurants and drink shops.

Fast food restaurants are fine, like KFC, no one cares, you can sit for a day. But the drink shop is different, especially this kind of slightly high-end café, in order to filter out some customers who will not bring income, can only raise the threshold and set a minimum consumption.

And this is where the conflict comes in.

There are many guests who are messing around, and there will be no waves in the heart of a guest like Liu Xiaoyu.

No matter what Liu Xiaoyu said, the waiter just smiled and said, "I'm sorry, our minimum consumption is a regulation in the store, and it is clearly written on the notice board at the door, so you should order." ”

Liu Xiaoyu stared at the waiter for a while, waved his little hand, and said in a righteous manner: "Okay, I'm not an unreasonable person, except for coffee and dairy drinks, you can recommend something to me casually and see if I like it." If you like me, I'll buy it, it's always okay, right?"

The waiter handed Liu Xiaoyu a menu, smiled and said, "Of course, in addition to drinks, there are also some special desserts made by our store, you can refer to them." ”

Liu Xiaoyu opened the menu, looked at it for a while, and then pointed to one of the desserts and said, "That's it, one hundred and twenty yuan, enough for the minimum consumption, right?"

"Okay, a total of 120 yuan, please check out first. The waiter took back the menu and said respectfully.

Liu Xiaoyu paused, landed on the ordinary with one finger, and said, "He pays." ”

Lu Pingfan: "???"

What's going on? What's wrong with you lately? Why do you keep getting cheated?

Liu Xiaoyu ignored Lu Pingfan's bewildered expression, and she continued: "Give this guy the cheapest cup of coffee, and count it on his head." ”

The waiter glanced at Lu Pingfan with a strange look in his eyes and said, "A cup of classic coffee, a strawberry crepe, a total of 200 pieces." ”

Lu Pingfan didn't rush to settle the bill, but asked Liu Xiaoyu: "Why do you want me to settle the bill?"

Liu Xiaoyu said as a matter of course: "You just earned 8 million, and I lost a lot of bonuses because of your contract, what's wrong with you settling the account? ”

Lu Pingfan could only admit it, honestly took out his mobile phone, and asked the waiter one of his most hated questions: "Do you sweep me or do I sweep you?"

It's weird to ask this question, like saying to someone else, are you on top or I'm on top.

In this case, the waiter will say I will sweep you. This will make Lu Pingfan feel that the waiter wants him to be the same below. But he obviously likes to take the initiative!

No, he likes to take the initiative in the relationship between men and women, not between men and women!

It's okay to be a man!

The waiter didn't know what Lu Pingfan was thinking, he just took out the tool to scan the code and scanned the barcode displayed in Lu Pingfan's mobile phone, and the 200 yuan passed.

"It really doesn't feel like it's spending money. Lu Pingfan sighed a little: "When I was a child, I spent money in cash, and I had an idea of how much I spent, after all, it was a living banknote that was spent one by one from my hand."

It's different now, how much money is spent to show a number, and I don't feel it at all, it's really distressing, no wonder the money is getting bigger and bigger. ”

"Anyway, you have money, what are you afraid of. Liu Xiaoyu disagreed with Lu Pingfan's thoughts.

Anyway, for her, China's online payment is too convenient, and it is simply a gift from God to a homebody like her.

Foreign online payments are still made by credit card, and it is very troublesome to fill in a lot of things at one time. It's like in China, just scan the code and it's over, and you're not afraid of money being stolen, as long as you don't be fooled.

The chairman of the payment platform said that some of the top programmers in the country have been hired by him to work for him, and he is not afraid of someone hacking the platform.

This is domineering when he says this, but Lu Pingfan does not envy him at all. Because before his rebirth, his family's confidence was also sufficient, his father was originally engaged in real estate, and later developed a real estate market, and for a period of time before his rebirth, his hands were stretched out to the film industry, and a cinema chain was established. It's really a lot of bulls, although the ranking is a little lower than the original world's e-commerce bosses, but it's not much worse.

However, Liu Xiaoyu said that he was rich, and he quite agreed with it, although the money in his hand now is much less than in his previous life. But all this money is earned by himself as a porter, and he doesn't rely on cheap dad at all, and he has a sense of accomplishment.

So, Lu Pingfan smiled at Liu Xiaoyu and said, "I like you to tell the truth." ”

"Huh?" Liu Xiaoyu was stunned.

She couldn't figure it out, how did Lu Pingfan's heartfelt attitude of thinking that he was rich get fat? She said that Lu Pingfan was rich, and she just wanted to blackmail Lu Pingfan to settle the bill.

But Lu Pingfan, it's too natural for you to admit it!

Or is Lu Pingfan really a local tyrant? He doesn't know if it's written, he still has a mine at home?

After thinking for a while, Liu Xiaoyu finally couldn't help but ask, "Do you have a mine at home?"

Lu Pingfan pondered for a moment and said, "There used to be, but then it was gone." ”

What he means is that there are mines before rebirth, and they are gone after rebirth.

But he wasn't particularly sure of his answer, because he didn't get a lot of money directly after being reborn. But the memories and knowledge in his mind are priceless, just two books that break through the sky, have made him earn tens of millions of manuscript fees, if all the memories are taken out, then even if the person with a gold mine at home can't be richer than him.

Other people's families make money to dig gold mines, and he makes money to dig out brain holes, so in this way, he can be regarded as having a mine at home, and his mine is his head.

Liu Xiaoyu listened to Lu Pingfan's return, but what he was thinking about was something else. Lu Pingfan said before and after his rebirth, but Liu Xiaoyu couldn't think in that way, so she simply thought that Lu Pingfan came from a rich family, but this rich family is now lonely, but Lu Pingfan's consciousness as a rich man is still there, so he will so calmly accept others to praise him for being rich.

However, even if you are really rich, is it really good to be so reasonable?

Liu Xiaoyu fell into confusion, she didn't know whether she should defeat the capitalists, or hug the capitalists' thighs and live a life of spending money and not being ashamed.

The confusion lasted only a short moment before she made a decision.

Let the capitalists concentrate all their firepower on her, so that the capitalists will not be able to poison others, and they can be regarded as contributing to society!

So, she said to Lu Pingfan with a solemn face: "Thigh......s! Tyrants!phew...... I mean, Lu Pingfan, have you thought about your next book? After thinking about it, let's just take advantage of this time to sign the contract. I happened to be going back in a moment, so I took it back by the way. ”

"You still have a contract to sign?" Lu Pingfan was stunned. This Liu Xiaoyu was really unexpected, he began to wonder what was in that cartoon backpack.

However, without his curiosity, Liu Xiaoyu took out half of the contents of his backpack by himself.

This half, it is actually a contract for signing! In triplicate, she should have brought at least five sets, that is, fifteen copies............

So, what is it to have nothing to do with so many contracts that are not necessarily lined up in the backpack?

Then I listened to Liu Xiaoyu explain: "Prevention is better than prevention, what if it is useful? You see that we can use it right away now!"

Lu Pingfan hurriedly said: "But I didn't bring a copy of my ID card, this one needs three copies of my ID card." ”

Liu Xiaoyu said with a smile: "Take a picture of your ID card and send it to my mobile phone, and I can print it out by machine when I go back to the company, so it's okay." ”

Lu Pingfan asked with some pain: "Is it really good to be so sloppy?"

Who knows, Liu Xiaoyu listened to Lu Pingfan's words and suddenly became serious. She asked Lu Pingfan seriously: "Do you think that you haven't even seen each other before, and it is very reliable to rely on the courier contract?"

Lu Pingfan fell into deep thought all of a sudden, and he suddenly felt that what Liu Xiaoyu said made sense. Before, the two parties could not even meet in person, and the contact was all by chat software, and the contract was all by express delivery. If you really want to find an unreliable way to sign a contract, it is still more unreliable than before.

At least now that the two of them are sitting face to face, Lu Pingfan can also raise doubts about the problems in the contract, even if they can't be solved, they can at least express his attitude.

So Lu Pingfan nodded and said, "Well, your point of view is right, this way of signing is indeed more reliable now." ”

At this time, crepes and coffee came up. While eating, Liu Xiaoyu said to Lu Pingfan: "Even if you are sensible, you can let the editor-in-chief personally sign a contract for you, how much shit luck have you taken." ”

Lu Pingfan said lightly: "I'm not interested in shit, I'm a bit clean." ”

This time it was Liu Xiaoyu's turn not to be calm, she raised her voice and said to Lu Pingfan: "You are insane!"

Lu Pingfan still said very calmly: "Even if I am a psychopath, I don't accept shit luck, I have a habit of cleanliness." ”

"Don't you know that shit luck is just a metaphor?" Liu Xiaoyu suddenly had a feeling of communicating with a mentally retarded person.

Lu Pingfan still has the same attitude: "I also have a habit of cleanliness in spirit, and I don't accept shit as a metaphor." ”

Liu Xiaoyu: "???"

Where did this neurasis come from?

It seems that in order to part ways with the mentally retarded person opposite, Liu Xiaoyu's action of eating crepes suddenly sped up a lot. And the coffee in front of Lu Pingfan didn't move at all.

It's not that he doesn't like coffee, he can tell at a glance that this coffee is instant. Don't look at 80 yuan a cup is quite expensive, that's the problem of this store. It's not that the price is unreasonable, but the environment of this store is too good. Comfortable, comfortable, quiet and cozy.

Anyway, ordering a cup of coffee and holding a book in one place for an afternoon is much more comfortable than in the library.

So, 60 of the 80 pieces of coffee in a cup may be all of them

Ten yuan of the cost of the environment is labor cost, and ten yuan is cost cost.

It may be that the cost of ten yuan is high, but the proportion of labor costs will definitely not be less.

However, no matter how good the environment is, it can't hide the fact that the coffee in front of you is instant coffee. If a capitalist doesn't drink freshly ground coffee, where will he have the face to go out and meet people? Therefore, he can't taste the cup of instant coffee in front of him anyway.

Whether it is in terms of face or taste, he will never be able to taste it.

It's not that he can't accept cheap things, like Coke fried chicken, street skewers, etc. It's just that coffee is such a thing, and the freshly ground is really too different from the instant one. After drinking the freshly ground and then drinking the instant is simply torturous.

He couldn't stand the grievance, so he couldn't drink it.

Liu Xiaoyu, who was eating crepes, noticed Lu Pingfan's abnormality, so he asked, "You don't like to drink coffee either?"

"I don't like to drink instant. Lu Pingfan corrected.

Liu Xiaoyu suddenly felt the arrogance from the capitalists from Lu Pingfan's words............

Isn't it okay to smash the table in particular! This Lu Pingfan is intentional, right?

Fortunately, Liu Xiaoyu was calm enough and did not lose his temper directly at Lu Pingfan, but silently called the waiter, then pointed to Lu Pingfan's coffee, and said to the waiter: "I think you should refund me 80 yuan." ”

"Why?" asked the waiter, confused.

Rao is that he has experienced a hundred battles and has seen countless customers who refuse to spend the lowest amount, but he has never met Liu Xiaoyu so strange.

Even if there is no minimum consumption, how can there be a minimum consumption and still ask for a refund? Why is this? The waiter can't figure it out anyway.

Fortunately, Li Xiaoyu explained in time: "Listen, you don't ask for a minimum consumption of 80 yuan, but he doesn't like to drink coffee after he buys it, so he has to return it." The goods are returned to you, and you have to return the money to me. ”

The waiter almost cried, and he said helplessly: "This beauty, I just heard the two of you talk about signing contracts for millions and millions, since the 200 flowers have been spent, don't embarrass me, okay?"

When Liu Xiaoyu heard someone call her a beauty, her eyes immediately lit up, and she gave a thumbs up to the waiter: "Sensible!

Lu Pingfan: "???"

He hurriedly protested: "He praised you for being a beauty, but he didn't praise me for being a handsome guy, why should I lie in the pot?"

Liu Xiaoyu said confidently: "Because you have money." ”

"I'm great if I'm rich, I'm ............" Lu Pingfan said indignantly, and as soon as he was halfway through his words, he was interrupted by Liu Xiaoyu: "That's right, it's great that you have money." ”

Lu Pingfan was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Well, indeed, being rich is amazing." Okay, I'll have a second crepe too. ”

Then he took out his phone again and played a game with the waiter about who was on top and who took the initiative.

The waiter could see that the two guests he entertained were not normal people at all. As long as one is praised for being beautiful, there is no principle, and one is praised for being rich, and there is no bottom line.

He has seen a lot of people who are praised for being beautiful and happy, but he has never seen a few in his life when he is praised for being rich and happy.

Money, whether there is or not, how much, can be expressed through numbers, so this thing doesn't need to be praised by others at all, and I know it very well.

Unlike such a thing as beauty, people's faces can't be digitized, and everyone's aesthetics are different. If someone praises you, it means that your appearance is more recognized, and it is more normal to be happy.

But normal is normal, the key is that this short female guest is too undisciplined, and when she calls her a beauty, she directly gives up resistance.

"Alas...... The world is getting weirder and stranger. The waiter sighed and shook his head.

…………

When the two were still messing around in the café, there was another uproar on the Internet.

Someone broke the news that Lu Pingfan took a leave of absence in order to learn excavators during military training. At first, everyone didn't believe it, and it wasn't until Lu Pingfan's leave slip was exposed that people believed this strange fact.

If it's just an ordinary fake note, of course, everyone won't believe it, because this matter is so nonsense, and it's not impossible for someone to deliberately write a fake leave note in order to cause a topic.

The key is that the current fake slip is stamped with the seal of the Japanese Department of Peking University, which makes people have to believe it.

You must know that it is illegal to privately engrave the official seal, even if someone really engraves the official seal privately, it is impossible to put it on the Internet to be spread by everyone, it is purely an act of looking for death.

It's not that the online police can't monitor the online statements, but the manpower and material resources are limited, and they can't take care of all of them, so the online violence continues but there is no way to solve it.

But if the cyber police really want to bother to find someone, it is not too difficult. Therefore, netizens can follow the crowd and spray east and west on the Internet with everyone, but they dare not fight alone to do things, for fear that the target is too conspicuous and will be targeted by the Internet police to make an example of chickens and monkeys.

Or it would be more accurate to describe it as a shot in the head.

If the leave slip is true or false, you can find out if you go to Peking University to find Mr. Zuo Qiang and ask a little bit, and then the Internet police can catch the criminal along the network cable, the process may be a little troublesome, but it will not be so troublesome that people can't be motivated at all.

Then, in this case, the leave slip can only be genuine.

Therefore, Lu Pingfan really went to learn excavators!

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