Chapter 29 (Pseudo) Bad Wu Xuan

With a "ding" sound, Wu Xuan wore gloves and lifted the cake out of the oven.

Sniffing the strong aroma of honey, Tang Zhihang said: "It seems that this cake will not die if you eat it." ”

Wu Xuan smiled: "If it weren't for the fact that you are my ex-boyfriend, I would have pasted this cake on your face, just to guard against me?"

"There's no way, I've watched too many film and television dramas with emotional disputes, and it's indispensable to guard against people. ”

Carrying the cake to the living room, Wu Xuan took off her gloves and asked Tang Zhihang, "Will the gloves that were served on the plate just now be very hot?"

"Won't you know if you touch it yourself?"

Wu Xuan made a gesture to throw gloves and said, "You want to try it?"

Tang Zhihang hurriedly took a few steps back, but he fell on the sofa without paying attention. Wu Xuan took the opportunity to rush over and hold Tang Zhihang down, and the pair of gloves were also tightly attached to Tang Zhihang's face: "Is it hot, is it hot, is it hot? hahahahaha......"

Tang Zhihang said: "It's not hot, it's a little warm, but it's okay." ”

"Cut, it's really boring...... Wu Xuan threw away the gloves in a speech, but she had no intention of leaving Tang Zhihang.

Tang Zhihang looked at Wu Xuan, who seemed to be in a daze, so he asked, "What's wrong?

Wu Xuan shook his head and said, "I'm wondering why the inexplicable soft seat has become a hard seatβ€”panic." ”

"Can you get off me now...... If you keep going like this, you're going to break the shifter. ”

Pushing Wu Xuan off himself, Tang Zhihang embarrassedly straightened his pants and said, "Did you do it on purpose or what?" I said that I have a girlfriend now, is it interesting to play ambiguously like this?"

"Yes, that's interesting. Wu Xuan said as a matter of course: "It feels really good to snatch her boyfriend from a girl who is inferior to me in every way." ”

"Didn't anyone say that you have a bad personality......" Tang Zhihang reached out to pick up the fork and was about to taste the honey cake, but Wu Xuan suddenly grabbed Tang Zhihang and looked at him seriously.

Being stared at by Wu Xuan a little hairy, Tang Zhihang asked, "What's the matter?"

Wu Xuan said to Tang Zhihang: "Tell me honestly-do you like your current girlfriend?"

Tang Zhihang felt amused and said, "Isn't this nonsense? I don't like her, why should I have a relationship with her?"

"Hmph, I know you too well - it must be your current girlfriend who confessed to you that you only dated her, right? You guy will never refuse other people's confessions, as long as the other party is good-looking, you will never reject her because of the other party's personality. But in the end, I don't know if we can continue to date......"

Tang Zhihang said: "I've been dating her for half a year, as long as you don't make trouble for me, she and I can go on forever, so you don't need to worry about this aspect of things, okay?"

Wu Xuan smiled and said confidently, "Yes, it seems that you really have confidence in yourself and your girlfriend...... Does it mean that even if she finds out that her boyfriend is having an affair, she will continue to believe you?"

"Otherwise?" Tang Zhihang said and patted Wu Xuan's hand away: "Don't expect you to be able to break us up, we have already experienced such a thing before...... When did you become so bad? I think you're a little arrogant, but you're not like that, are you?"

"But this is the first time you've called me arrogant......"

"Then say it now, right?" Saying that, Tang Zhihang began to eat the cake made by Wu Xuan, and had to admit that the cake made by Wu Xuan in this world was really delicious, at least if you want to choose one of the two worlds of Wu Xuan, Tang Zhihang still thinks that this Wu Xuan is better - anyway, it is delicious to choose to make things, not to choose a girlfriend.

Wu Xuan saw Tang Zhihang eating the cake, and asked Tang Zhihang curiously, "How is it?

Tang Zhihang said while reminiscing: "It's good, it tastes very sweet, I like this kind of sweet." ”

"What about tastes other than sweetness?"

Tang Zhihang ate two more bites of cake, and then said: "It seems that in addition to sweetness, it is sweet...... What? Did you put any other condiments? Don't tell me you put chili peppers. ”

"How is it possible? Isn't that chili pepper a dark dish when you put it in?" Wu Xuan said angrily: "No matter how delicious it is, there should be other flavors." ”

Tang Zhihang ate some more, but still couldn't taste anything else, so Tang Zhihang said: "No, except for the sweetness, it is the taste of ordinary cake...... What the hell did you add?"

"Can't you really eat it?" Wu Xuan showed a little lost eyes, but suddenly smiled and said: "It seems that your sense of taste has deteriorated a little, you can clearly detect it as soon as you eat it before-the taste of sleeping pills ......"

"Ann ......"

……

When Tang Zhihang opened his eyes again, all he could see was darkness, and he could vaguely feel a little light, Tang Zhihang seemed to be lying on a bed, right?

A soft and comfortable bed, Tang Zhihang had slept on such a comfortable bed when he went to Wu Xuan's manor before...... Hmm? It feels like there's something around you.

Tang Zhihang sat up and realized that he didn't seem to be wearing any clothes, it was the kind of real sense that he didn't wear any clothes, and he didn't even leave a pair of pants for himself.

Looking to the side again, through the faint light, Tang Zhihang saw clearly what was beside him-Wu Xuan.

Like herself, Wu Xuan didn't wear any clothes, she slept with Tang Zhihang close to her, and the relationship between the two was like the relationship between Tang Zhihang and Lin Moxi.

"Wang ...... Morality...... Hair?" Tang Zhihang asked in a long voice, and finally reacted and turned over and got out of bed looking for his clothes. Although his mind was a little messy, Tang Zhihang still knew that he should have left this place early, and if he continued to stay here like this, something bad would definitely happen.

But Tang Zhihang's action of turning over and getting out of bed had woken up Wu Xuan, who was lying on the bed, and she turned on the light together, but saw Tang Zhihang jumping and wearing pants.

"What's the matter, you're in such a hurry? You want to leave when you're done, don't you? Wu Xuan said so miserably.

Tang Zhihang gritted his teeth and said, "Wu Xuan, you guy...... What kind of grudge do I have against you, and you give me sleeping pills? If you are really hungry and thirsty and want to find a man, you can't satisfy you by pulling dozens of men on the street on your terms?"

"I don't like those men. Wu Xuan said as she slid her index finger on her lips, looking like she wanted to wipe Tang Zhihang clean, and said, "In my opinion, the man who can be worthy of me now - there is no one else except you." ”

Tang Zhihang cried while wearing his clothes and pants: "Eldest sister, I beg you! I can't afford it! You go and torture others, okay, don't torture me, I'm not suitable for you at all-today's incident should be nothing, I'm a victim." I won't pursue your 'obsessive' about me, and in the future, I will take my Yangguan Road and you cross your single-plank bridge, okay?"

"Why am I a single-plank bridge?" Wu Xuan said dissatisfied.

Tang Zhihang said: "You have small feet, and you can walk on a single-plank bridge steadily." I have big feet, and it's easy to slide down the single-plank bridge. ”

"Is there such a statement?" Wu Xuan asked.

"yes, I won't lie to you. Saying that, Tang Zhihang had quickly dressed up, and he knew that what he needed to do now was to hurry back and stay away from this Wu Xuan, this Wu Xuan was really terrible.

Wu Xuan crawled over and grabbed Tang Zhihang and said, "Zhihang...... Are you sure you want to go?

"What else do you think I can think about?" Tang Zhihang was even more angry: "I'm a person who has a girlfriend, doesn't this make me feel sorry for Xiaoxi? Why are you like this? Falling in love must also be in accordance with the Basic Law, my girlfriend and I are willing to do so, you are forcibly demolished." ”

"But she's not suitable for you at all!" Wu Xuan suddenly shouted: "When you quarreled with me yesterday, she didn't stand up to say a few words to her boyfriend at all, just watching you quarrel with others and not care, she didn't care about you at all!"

"My God, it's the first time I've heard that caring about a person is going to help him quarrel......" Tang Zhihang patted his forehead and said, "Sister, you're really a little strange...... Anyway, can you let me go first? What time is this, if I don't go back, Xiaoxi will be worried......"

"Little stream, little stream, little stream! Is that Lin Moxi so worthy of your infatuation? Which point is she like me? appearance, family background, intelligence, Zhihang! A girl like her is not worthy of you at all, only me can be worthy of you, and the only one who can be worthy of me is you, and the two of us should be a natural pair!"

Looking at Wu Xuan's hysterical expression, Tang Zhihang wondered if he had entered the wrong world line, how could Wu Xuan in this world be such a person? It was as terrible as a madman.

It turns out that no matter how bad Wu Xuan is in that world, he will not be so bad as to give people sleeping pills and then forcibly snatch the other party away. What happened to cause Wu Xuan from the two worlds to be so different?

"I'm sorry, can you let me go?" Tang Zhihang didn't want to entangle any longer, he shook off Wu Xuan's hand indifferently and said, "At least Xiaoxi, she won't give me sleeping pills......

Saying that, Tang Zhihang left this room, and sure enough, he was still in Wu Xuan's house, but there was still no one else in this house, so Wu Xuan would drug himself and leave himself here, right?

I took out my phone and saw that it was already eleven o'clock in the evening, and the effect of this medicine was really powerful......

Look at the phone again, there are about 50 missed calls, and the phone is about to burst.

Most of the calls that were not unexpected were from Lin Moxi, and there were also a few phone numbers of Wang Junjie, and Tang Zhihang's parents could be seen calling again...... Damn, this is just a big fuss, okay?

Tang Zhihang hurriedly made a phone call to Wu Xuan, and just rang and answered the phone, only to hear Lin Moxi's crying voice coming into his ears: "Zhihang! Zhihang is you! Are you okay?"

Tang Zhihang said: "I'm fine, something happened when I was catching up with that friend today-it's Guan Ling's matter, because the situation is urgent, I didn't have time to tell you, so I can only call you now...... I'm sorry to worry you. ”

In this case, Tang Zhihang had to lie, he couldn't tell Lin Moxi about Wu Xuan at all, wouldn't he be finished if he said it?

So Tang Zhihang had no choice but to use Guan Ling as a shield, anyway, now Lin Moxi knows that he has a relationship with Guan Ling, so no matter what he says, he can easily fool the past.

Sure enough, Lin Moxi would not be angry anymore after hearing that it was Guan Ling's matter...... It's weird.

As soon as he heard that it was Guan Ling's matter, Lin Moxi said angrily: "Stupid! You stupid! Why do you want to get involved in such a dangerous matter......? If you call later, we'll all have to call the police. ”

"I just saw her call...... Tang Zhihang said helplessly: "I promise that this matter will never happen again in the future, and I will not have anything to do with Guan Ling in the future, so don't worry." ”

Lin Moxi was a little disappointed when he heard this, after all, if he no longer had anything to do with Guan Ling, wouldn't it mean that Tang Zhihang's future would not be smooth sailing? But after weighing Tang Zhihang's future and life, Lin Moxi decisively chose the latter: "That's good, that's good...... Where are you now? Do you want us to pick you up? Far from the city?"

"I'm ......" Tang Zhihang saw that there were villas all around, and it would take a while to go out in this villa area, and Tang Zhihang, who was in the middle of the night, didn't know if he could get a taxi.

But Tang Zhihang couldn't let Lin Moxi and them come here to pick him up, so he said, "I'm fine, I can come back by myself...... You call my mom first and explain, I don't dare call her now - I'll be scolded. ”

Lin Moxi burst into tears and smiled: "I know, I know, I'll go and explain to my aunt, then you come back quickly." ”

"Yes, see you then, ma'am. Saying that, Tang Zhihang hung up the phone, but he began to hesitate where to find a car to go back, if he walked back...... Or forget it, right?

Just when Tang Zhihang was entangled, the door of Wu Xuan's house suddenly opened, and Wu Xuan, who was already dressed, stood at the gate and said to Tang Zhihang: "How long do you think it will take to walk back like this?"

As soon as Tang Zhihang turned around, Wu Xuan said with a displeased face: "I'll send you back." ”

After hesitating for a moment, Tang Zhihang felt that it was more important to go back quickly, so Tang Zhihang had no choice but to agree to Wu Xuan and said, "Okay then...... Don't give me any more. ”

"If you don't believe me, go back by yourself. ”

Tang Zhihang hurriedly ran over and followed Wu Xuan into the garage.

When he came, it was Tang Zhihang's car, but at this time, it was Wu Xuan's car. Although Tang Zhihang felt that he was more at ease when he drove, who knows if Wu Xuan would deliberately drive to other places if he let Wu Xuan drive.

But Tang Zhihang, who had just woken up, was always worried that he would fall asleep again because of sleeping pills, so he gave up his plan to drive and let Wu Xuan drive.

While driving the car, Wu Xuan asked Tang Zhihang: "Is Lin Moxi so good......? I don't look as good as I do when I put on makeup, and isn't it even worse than me after removing makeup?"

"It's not a matter of looks...... Tang Zhihang said: "This is a matter of my principle of being a person - since I am a couple with her, then I should be responsible for her, and I should not have anything to do with other girls...... Otherwise, what else would I be to claim to be her boyfriend?"

Wu Xuan sneered when she heard this: "This is not convincing at all from the mouth of a man who started dating other girls before I officially broke up. ”

Tang Zhihang was stunned, but he didn't do it himself, but the original Tang Zhihang, is that Tang Zhihang such a person?

Tang Zhihang suddenly realized that if the person who experienced today's events was not himself, but Tang Zhihang from another world, would he choose to reunite with Wu Xuan? According to his character of continuing to associate with another person while still dating a girl, it may really be possible......

Tang Zhihang said: "The previous me can't represent the current me, people will grow. ”

"People will grow...... Wu Xuan thought for a while, and then smiled: "Yes, people will grow - you always felt a little annoying before." Seriously, if you were the same as before, I would never be interested in you again. But now you're really my type......"

Tang Zhihang was silent, and Wu Xuan said again: "Speaking of which, I have also grown up, but after growing up, I feel that you still meet my appetite after growing up - is the growth of the two of us relative?"

"No...... I don't think so. Tang Zhihang felt that if the original Tang Zhihang met this Wu Xuan, such a thing would definitely not happen, because Wu Xuan would not like that Tang Zhihang at all.

Speaking of which, it was only the second day that Wu Xuan met him! How could he suddenly have such feelings?

But when I thought of Wu Xuan over there, it seemed that she also fell in love with Tang Yuhan on the first day she met Tang Xuan, maybe Wu Xuan was originally such a person, right?

Wu Xuan continued to drive, Tang Zhihang didn't speak, and the two sat like this.

I don't know how long it took, Wu Xuan suddenly said to Tang Zhihang: "By the way, didn't you say before that in your impression, I fell in love with a one-meter-five Lori...... Really?"

Tang Zhihang said: "I said it casually, don't take it seriously...... What, you ask what this does?"

Wu Xuan continued to drive the car and said: "I had a dream when I was sleeping yesterday - I dreamed that I fell in love with a girl, and then that girl was a 1.5 meter loli like you said...... Vaguely I still remember that the girl's name seemed to be ...... Tang Yihan?"