77. The disguise of cherishing jade
I walked down the mountain, carrying a package with a halberd, wearing a coarse cloth clothes, looking inconspicuous, and I still had a hay in my mouth, at this time I looked like a mountain monk, the only difference was that the monk was bald, while I had a ponytail, a few bangs on my forehead, and a black blindfold, which made me look very prodigal.
It's just at the entrance of the village at the bottom of the mountain, but I saw a carriage, the groom was holding a cup of tea, sipping, looking at the pedestrians from time to time, the groom has a sloppy beard, and messy hair, but the skin is very delicate and smooth, but I can't help laughing, because I recognized Ouyang Xiyu at a glance.
"Strong man!" Xiyu came over with an accent outside the gate, "I see that the strong man is coming down the mountain, it must be a character from Lianyunbao, I don't know where the strong man is going this time?"
I felt funny, but I didn't debunk it: "It doesn't seem to have anything to do with you." β
"Whereever, if we are on the same road, then it matters, I can give you a ride for free. Xiyu smiled.
I threw the package into the carriage and crossed Erlang's legs: "Let's go, go to the Golden Country!"
"Okay!" Xiyu rolled up her sleeves, jumped into the carriage and waved the reins fiercely, making two snapping sounds, and the two jujube red horses were in pain, and rushed towards the south......
When I came to the Gobi Desert, I was surprised to find that in this desert where birds don't poop, there was a village, and at the entrance of the village was a sign - "Straw Dog Village".
"Good name!" I clapped my hands, my voice was too loud but scared Xiyu, the rough beard fell off half, Xiyu hurriedly straightened his beard, and scolded with a red face: "Zhuangman, you are trying to scare people!
After walking all the way for seven or eight days, both of them smelled, and I can bear it, as a woman, Xiyu is better than death.
I went into the village to find a simple inn, I tied the horses to the stable, and the valuable things were also taken away by me one by one, it is worth mentioning that this village has the same name as it, there are more dogs than people, and they are the most ordinary domestic dogs, and they bark wildly when they see people, and their fierce faces are revealed, but whenever people walk into it, the dog will run away with its tail between its legs, and continue to roar in different places.
It's a pity that there seems to be only one room in the inn, at this time I and Xiyu look at each other, all this time, I have not debunked Xiyu's true face, I began to undress Xiyu, and after a while I untied my belt.
Xiyu was shocked, and hurriedly covered her face and said, "You, you bad person, take off, why do you take off your pants!"
"It's all men, brothers and men take a bath together, you see the bathtub is so big!" I smirked, looking cheap.
But Xiyu still refused to stop: "So, it's all men, and because they're all men, they can't be washed together, otherwise, others will gossip!"
"Ha, I said brother, you are too naΓ―ve, if two men have a good relationship, they can sleep in the same bed, and they still care about what they take a bath together, aren't brothers all honest with each other, are you not a man...... Is it a woman?" I deliberately stretched the word woman.
Xiyu's eyes were red, and she turned around: "Then you wash first, I, I'll go buy something, and I need dry food on the road, if it's like you, I can only drink the northwest wind on the road......"
"Whatever you want, but it's all yellow dogs outside, be careful when you go out and get bitten by these dogs!" I walked into the bath, "Wash first, wash first, then you can make your bed!"
Xiyu is like a big burden, obediently responded, the temperament of the good girl was revealed, I smiled in my heart, I enjoyed the pleasure of taking a bath alone, and sang with my eyes closed.
After a long time, Xiyu's face was covered with fragrant sweat, her white hands wiped her forehead, and looked at me resentfully, just when I washed and didn't wear clothes, I walked out with my bare buttocks, Xiyu screamed, and then I was sluggish: "Okay...... What a disgusting bug. β
"It's cute, it moves!" I joked, and the work between my legs faltered even more.
Xiyu immediately took her clothes and ran towards the screen, "You can't peek!" she said to me.
"It's all big men, you see what you see......" I lay on the bed, although this place is shabby, but it is still strange and comfortable to lie on, "I see you, you are a sissy, such a sissy, be careful that you can't marry a wife when the time comes!"
Xiyu listened to the grievances in her heart, pouted and whispered behind the screen: "If I don't marry, can't I marry?"
"What did you say?" and with my hearing, I could hear them all clearly.
"No, it's nothing! you go to bed!" Xiyu grumbled.
The next morning, as soon as I opened my eyes, I found something very uncomfortable on my body, and when I looked closely, the furrow on Xiyu's chest was seen by me at a glance, and although the plump chest could not be said to be full, the slightly raised peaks had been formed.
"Oh Mom, this is too exciting. I looked at the ceiling, not daring to move, for fear of waking up Xiyu, I looked at Xiyu, my mouth was pursed and closed, and I made a smacking sound, as if I was eating delicious food in a dream.
I was apprehensive, quietly pulled out my arm, covered the quilt with Xiyu, and ran away.
In fact, I've been looking for such almost, after all, Xiyu is such a girl's family, if she keeps following her side, then it will inevitably be dangerous, and I'm a loner, I don't like to make too many friends with people, but when I stood at the door, my feet stopped, because Xiyu woke up!
This was an earth-shattering thunderbolt for me, I turned around suddenly, only to find that Xiyu was rubbing her eyes: "What time is it?"
However, a cool breeze squeezed in through the crack in the window, and instantly blew Xiyu awake for a while, Xiyu hurriedly looked at her clothes, the spring light had already appeared, and the pair of lovely snow peaks on her chest appeared in front of me, she swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, touched her beard, trembled, and then tears lingered in her eyes.
"I ...... You, you, you ......" Xiyu's tears were already a precursor to an outbreak.
I cried bitterly: "Miss, I didn't see anything, really!"
"You...... You scoundrel!!" Xiyu threw the pillow at me, and then burst into tears, "It's over, my body has been seen by you, I ...... I can't get married!wawa......"
I didn't know what to do, so I hurriedly threw the clothes on the chair, Xiyu snorted, and I quickly put on the clothes with my back, she gritted her teeth: "I thought you were a good person, but I didn't expect you to be a bad person!"
"I didn't do anything to you!" I said innocently.
"Bad guys!"
"It's obvious that your clothes are revealing themselves, I just accidentally saw it!"
"Bad guys!"
"Miss, okay, what do you say, or I'll finish what I didn't do here?"
"Bad guy!!"
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Since I have revealed my identity, I bought her a dress, but unfortunately there is no cloth shop in this poor country, but a simple dress is in Ouyang Xiyu's hands, and a few back and forth have become a very good-looking dress, with the thunderbolt sword behind her, which makes her a little more chivalrous, and she walks on the road heroically and eye-catching.
Originally, Xiyu was a very good-looking girl, she was not Xue Ziqi's coldness, Xiyu gave people the feeling that it was cute, of course, how to understand this cute depends on different people, with crystal-like pupils, with a sharp and cute little nose, and that puffing lips, constituting a standard baby face, because she is also very tall and tall, and her figure is not bad, it also gives people a very pleasing feeling.
At this time, Xiyu still had a bun, and the two sides were bulging high like a vegetable bag, leaving a strand of hair flowing downstream, but it was also a little more cute and pretty, I wiped my nose, and said that I had seen it before, it turned out that when I was in Lianyunbao, Xiyu's dress was too decent, and even the hair was a standard Lianyunbao hairstyle, covering the face too much, but at this time, Xiyu was giving people a refreshing feeling.
It's just that along the way, Xiyu knew that she had shown me the light, pinched her pink fist, and never said a word to me, but I am not a hypocritical person, since she doesn't say it, then I won't talk much, the two of them all the way, in addition to footsteps, or footsteps.
Under the blue sky and white clouds, there are villagers grazing cattle and sheep all around, yes, the nomadic village, although it is called the grass dog village, but the grass dogs in this grass dog village are used for grazing and driving cattle and sheep.
I unfolded the map, this is the treasure map of the Thunder God Sect Lingyun, I saw that I was on the edge of this shop, there was also a mark, a small cross was drawn, I guess there must be something here, I said to Xiyu in the carriage: "Hey, we should go, this time you will drive the carriage or me?"
Although Xiyu was still very angry, she still made a clear distinction between big and small things, changed her skirt into pants early, and sat in front of the carriage: "That horse doesn't know you as a bad person, of course I'll come!"