Chapter 69: Only We Are Relatives
The moment Lu Liangren was conscious, he began to shed tears of grievance before he opened his eyes: "Boom ......"
Bian Baixian, who was playing with his mobile phone: "......"
When he didn't agree with him, he started crying, and he was also drunk. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Moving the lollipop in his mouth, Bian Baixian straightened his tongue and said angrily: "What are you crying about!"
"Woooooooooo......oo ......"Lu Liangren couldn't cry when he thought that he had become a zombie.
"What is white, Lao Tzu is not dead, there is no need for you to howl!"
"Huh, why can you understand the zombie language I speak? Could it be that I have passed the sixth level of human language, so I can speak human language even if I become a zombie?"
Bian Baixian stared at Lu Liangren with a black line in his head and was silent for a long time.
Did his little sister play too much when he was young and vigorous before, so Cang Tian now wants to send a "little sister" to punish him?
"Lu Liangren, you open your eyes for me before you speak!"
Lu Liangren slowly opened his eyes and saw the familiar ward environment, and was immediately overjoyed: "I'm in the hospital!"
Bian Baixian rolled his eyes: "Yes, you are in the hospital." ”
There is no one who is so happy in the hospital.
Lu Liangren looked at the pink nails on his hands again, and laughed heartily: "I didn't become a zombie!"
Bian Baixian shook his head, looking at her childish behavior of turning her hands over and over, he couldn't help but be a little funny: "Yes, you didn't become a zombie." Quickly wipe the cat urine off your face!"
"Uh-huh!" Lu Liangren replied crisply, she sat up on the hospital bed, stretched out a pair of hands towards Bian Baixian, and said, "Hug." ”
Bian Baixian was dumbfounded: "Lu Liangren, what the hell are you doing!!"
Lu Liangren looked at him sideways with a puzzled face, and then said seriously: "Mom said that if it hurts very much, men should be strong and women should hug." ”
Bian Baixian: "......"
He swears he doesn't fuck that way, but he can't trace it back now, so he has to follow the fool's understanding.
Reluctantly stretched a face, Bian Baixian gave Lu Liangren a one-touch hug, which was released before she could react, and kept comforting herself in her heart: I am doing good deeds, a good deed every day, and a windfall.
Lu Liangren lowered his hand and pouted: "Mom hugs people for a long time every time, and she will pat them on the back......"
Bian Baixian glared: "Are you stupid! Oh yes, you are stupid." If I pat you on the back now, you'll be crying out of the fountain. Besides, can men and women be the same? If you dare to hug a man casually in the future, I will throw you out!"
Lu Liangren blinked, she wouldn't go to someone other than Bai Bai to hug, but what if the volcano always wanted to hug her?
Looking at Bian Baixian's stinky face, Lu Liangren opened his mouth, but finally didn't dare to ask.
Nunu mouth, Lu Liangren lay back on the hospital bed, but as soon as he was halfway down, he was grabbed by Bian Baixian: "Pig, you!
"Oh!" Lu Liangren had to get up again, change his posture, and didn't dare to bow down for a while, turning his head to look at Bian Baixian and asking, "Like this?"
Bian Baixian pressed his forehead painfully: "As long as your back doesn't touch the bed, you can lie down as much as you want." ”
Lu Liangren finally sighed and lay down cautiously, much stricter than his parents in vain, and now he even had to control her sleeping position......
Just then, the phone rang.
Bian Baixian looked down: Brother Baixian, the owner of the car you asked me to check is dead. I just went into the public security system by the way, and the relevant information and photos have been copied out and sent to your mailbox, pay attention to checking.
Bian Baixian quickly opened the email, he wanted to download the contents of the mailbox as soon as possible, and then delete the email, and Jin Xiumin would do the rest of the finishing work.
After the compressed package is downloaded, as soon as the first photo comes into view after decompression, Bian Baixian's back is cold-who is this woman? And why is there such a big piece missing from her head?
Wait, if this woman is the owner of the car, then who is the man who is talking to him today?
The Huaguo police are still very effective in the face of the homicide case, and the car is very clear, it is indeed the car he saw today.
So is the man driving today a friend of the car owner, or is it ...... Murderer?
"In vain. Lu Liangren, who was lying on the bed, suddenly spoke: "You cried today." ”
What car owner, what man, what friend, what murderer, were all thrown out of Bian Baixian's mind at this moment.
You're crying...... You're crying...... You're crying...... The words swirled in circles above his head.
Not noticing Bian Baixian's ugly face, Lu Liangren continued to take care of himself: "Baibai, why are you crying? Shouldn't you be happy? Volcano is like this, you are like this, why did I fulfill your wishes, but you are not happy?"
Before Lu Liangren's words fell, he was pulled up by Bian Baixian, and Bian Baixian stared at her, his face became more and more gloomy: "Lu Liangren, how did you get caught by zombies?"
"GM asked Volcano to fall off the cliff to see his wife, Volcano said he didn't want to drop, he didn't want to let me go, and then a zombie came over and scratched me. "Fairy Lu's narrative is always so unpretentious.
Although there were only a few shriveled words, Bian Baixian understood, and the result of understanding was that he almost flipped the table.
"Lu Liangren, you don't even want your life for the sake of a game NPC?!What have your parents taught you over the years, and you actually taught a virgin!!" Bian Baixian said angrily.
Seeing Bian Baixian's angry appearance, Lu Liangren began to panic, her body trembled, and she looked at Bian Baixian with a frightened and incomprehensible look and said, "How good would it be if a woman like you didn't exist from the beginning...... Isn't that what you said? I can't be there in the first place, but I can disappear as soon as possible. In vain, why do you still get angry when I do what you say?"
The room suddenly fell silent, and Bian Baixian rudely pinched Lu Liangren's cheeks with his hands, looking at her clear eyes full of openness and confusion, and suddenly realized that she was serious.
This fool really doesn't want to live anymore.
"Lu Liangren, who allowed you to die? When did I say that you could die? You appeared when you shouldn't have appeared, disrupted my life, and ruined my childhood! You left when you shouldn't have left, you want to see me standing alone, right? You want me to die without a face to see my parents under Jiuquan, right? Why is your woman's heart so poisonous! I have been raising my family for decades, how can I raise a white-eyed wolf like you!! Bian Baixian twisted Lu Liangren's two cheeks and pinched them desperately.
"It hurts...... In vain, it hurts!" Lu Liangren cried out bitterly.
Bian Baixian raised his eyebrows, gritted his teeth and roared: "It hurts, it hurts! I can't remember if it doesn't hurt you, you idiot! I don't allow you to die, have you heard it, you can recite this sentence to me a hundred times and remember it in your heart-I, Bian Baixian, don't allow you Lu Liangren to die! In this world, I only have two relatives, you and my grandfather, and my grandfather is almost a hundred years old, how many years can he accompany me? Lu Liangren, you can't be so selfish, you have to have a little conscience!"
Lu Liangdao: "How can it be just me and my grandfather? Aren't there uncles, aunts, Ah Da, Ah Ren, Ah Mian, and Ah Xiu?"
Bian Baixian grabbed her shoulders angrily and shook violently: "You are a pig! Those are relatives! My immediate family is only you and my grandfather! Only we are relatives!!"