Chapter 736: What Have You Done!
Soon, Li Chuyi mastered the method of controlling the snow spirit boat.
In fact, there is nothing difficult, but no matter how real the feeling of the body is, it is only close, and it is impossible to really control it as freely as your own body, and it still requires a process of familiarization and adaptation.
Controlling the snow spirit boat, the little fat man was very excited, and swept away his panicked appearance before. Under his control, the snow spirit boat has been maintained at the fastest speed that can be achieved, shuttling back and forth on the snow like a phantom, encountering mountains and ditches and ditches, sometimes he doesn't do it when there is a road to go in front of him, and he has to turn a corner to find a bottomless ditch to cross.
That's it, but every time he was done, he had to throw a smug look at Hao Youxiao, and Hao Youxiao didn't even bother to look at him, and lowered his head to tease the little scourge in his arms.
"What's so proud about this?" The little paw scratched his little head, and the little scourge was very puzzled, a person who can fly all over the world and escape to the ground, controlling a magic weapon to run back and forth on the ground, what is there to be excited about?
The incomprehensible little scourge looked up at Hao Youxiao: "Are you all like this?"
"Believe me, there are very few human races like him!" Hao Youxiao said very seriously, "This is a disease, it has not been cured, you just get used to it." ”
"Is it contagious?" said Scourge was nervous and subconsciously shrank his head.
Touching its head, Hao Youxiao comforted: "Don't worry, it's not contagious, as long as you don't have the heart to learn from him, it's fine." Xiao Hei, you will have more snacks with him in the future, but don't learn badly!"
At this time, the snow spirit boat suddenly bumped, and when he looked out, it turned out to be in a canyon, and Li Chuyi, who had a lot of temperament, couldn't even leap this time to satisfy him, and the snow spirit boat shrank into a ball under his control, bouncing back and forth on the mountain walls on both sides of the canyon like a ball. A large area of ice and snow mixed with ice fragments fell from the sky as if the sky had fallen, but the little fat man not only did not panic but became more excited, a fleshy face swollen red, controlling the snow spirit boat to shuttle back and forth in the gap between the falling snow and broken ice, and his mouth kept making strange screams such as "whoop" and "ahhhh
"This is really sick!" Learning from Hao Youxiao, Xiao Scourge covered his eyes and shook his head and sighed deeply.
Suddenly the bumps disappeared, but it was Xue Lingzhou who returned to the flat snow, and the little fat man who was too addicted turned his head proudly: "Is it powerful?"
A man and a dog looked up at the sky expressionlessly, ignoring someone's show-off.
"Cut, you don't know how to appreciate! You're definitely jealous!" said someone who was narcissistic and dismissive.
Glancing at him expressionlessly, Hao Youxiao suddenly smiled: "On the first day of junior high school, I forgot to tell you good news." ”
The little fat man was stunned: "What's the good news?"
"Congratulations, your nickname in the Mobei Cultivators is finally no longer a birdman. ”
"Really? It's really a good thing!" "The little fat man is overjoyed, he hates the nickname "Birdman" to the extreme, people say before the fight that I am what I am, what is the devil, he is good, start to call a registration number "I am a birdman", it is estimated that you can die of laughter without hitting the other party.
With a big heart, the little fat man winked at Hao Youxiao: "Then what? What do they call me now? Invincible Sword God? Invincible Dao Venerable? The most handsome guy in the world? Oh no, the number one handsome guy in the world is a stinky Taoist The style is not mine, I am very low-key, do they call me a low-key master? Or is it a modest man?"
"Neither. Hao Youxiao smiled sweetly, "They call you a dog Taoist." ”
Burst~~
"What?!"
"Dog, Dao, Shi!" Touching the little scourge, Hao Youxiao bit word by word very clearly.
"I'm going to his Taoist priest's, why!" Li Chuyi's face was full of grief and indignation, this is no different from a birdman, how could he be given such a broken name, is there any reason for this!
Lowering his head and glaring at the little scourge fiercely, Li Chuyi said angrily: "It's all your fault! Look at the good things you have done! If it weren't for the fact that your master could be given such a broken name, you would be blamed for being a dead dog!"
"Wang, I'm still talking about me, I don't want to!" The little scourge was even more sad and angry, and his hair stood up, "This king is a divine beast calamity, if you didn't let me reveal my original identity in front of people, I could be miserably misunderstood as a dog so miserably!"
"Dare to say that you are a beast? You dare to say that you are a divine beast without any hair, and you go out and say that you will try it? You will see if you will be stewed into a dog meat pot, who doesn't know that the meat of the divine beast is a big supplement! Master This is to protect you, and you have been called a dog Taoist priest by you, you have no apologies at all, do you still have a little conscience?"
"Do you dare to say that this king has no conscience? You have no conscience! You have no conscience the most! Your conscience has been eaten by dogs!"
"Yes, let you eat it!"
"Wang, this king bites you to death!"
A man and a dog were in a mess, and Xue Lingzhou, who had no control, also swayed left and right. Hao Youxiao rubbed her forehead with a headache, and suddenly shouted: "Okay, you two stop!"
Without listening to her, the scuffle continued.
"It's going to hit the mountain!" Hao Youxiao shouted again, and her voice became louder.
The fight came to an abrupt end, and a man and a dog turned their heads to see if they were about to hit the mountain, and the distance between a straight ice cliff in front of them was rapidly shortening, and at this speed, it wouldn't be long before they would turn into a big pie.
Hurriedly truce, Li Chuyi crossed his knees to control Xue Lingzhou's turn, and Xiao Scourge was hugged back by Hao Youxiao and pressed in his arms. Hao Youxiao regretted a little that she had told Li Chuyi this exciting "good news" so early on impulse, and if she continued to make such a fuss, the steady journey had to become the road to death.
It seems that in order to relieve the depression in his heart, Lu Xue Lingzhou in the back is even crazier. Climbing a mountain and jumping a ditch and the like can't satisfy him anymore, and the depressed little fat man actually drove the snow spirit boat to chase the feared snow golem.
Like the ice golems, the snow golems can also feel the aura of the little scourge from a long distance, and the fearless snow golems in the past turn around and run away without waiting for them to get close, and from a distance it looks like a large rice ball rolling to the ground.
Li Chu was overjoyed, bullying people on the premise of ensuring his own safety has always been his favorite, not to mention that these big rice balls used to bully him, seeing this, he didn't say a word and urged Xue Lingzhou to chase after him, and for a while there was a kind of Wang Ba's anger that surrendered without a fight surged in his heart.
Why, those who have bullied the master have to return it!
In this way, the little fat man turned into a shepherd dog with the snow spirit boat, chasing a large group of fat "white sheep" and running endlessly, and never stopped until they were driven to the edge of the cliff to jump off the cliff. Regardless of whether the snow golems would die if they jumped off the cliff, he wanted to be happy when he saw them jumping down anyway, and the depression in his chest was greatly relieved.
He was happy, but he was bitter for Hao Youxiao and Xiao Erhei. This fat man didn't go humane at all after he went crazy, and after he jumped off the cliff with the "sheep", he also jumped down, and then continued to be his bouncy ball between the cliffs.
In this way, the originally comfortable journey has completely become riding the wind and waves, no, even riding the wind and waves is not enough to describe, anyway, it is how to toss and how to come. With Hao Youxiao's cultivation, he was disgusted for a while, and he tried to replace him several times but failed. In the end, even the little scourge was a little wrong, and its black hair was slumped listlessly in Hao Youxiao's arms, and its two small dark eyes were full of circles.
When the hiding place of the Eight Clans finally arrived, Hao Youxiao and Little Scourge both had the feeling of escaping and being reincarnated.
They were completely convinced of Li Chuyi's energy, they ran on the snow for a total of eighteen days, and they walked for eighteen days when they could have reached the distance in fifteen days at most!
In the eighteen days, the normal travel time adds up to less than half, and the rest is either extremely down, a sheep herding, or a bouncy ball, except for tossing, there is only tossing. And in the past eighteen days, the little fat man has not been idle for a moment, except for controlling Xue Lingzhou, his strange cry of ghosts and wolves has hardly stopped. I will relieve your depression when you shout one or two, but it will be eighteen days when you shout, and Hao Youxiao and Xiao Scourge, who are deeply disturbed, only have the urge to kill people in their hearts.
Therefore, when Hao Hongwei, who was outside to greet them, saw the pale face of his sister who had been worried for ten years mixed with a little hatred, his smiling face suddenly froze. Turning his head to look at the red-faced little fat man, he looked unsatisfied, and the big fat man's brain buzzed and suddenly wanted to be crooked.
picked up the big arm that was thicker than ordinary people's waist and wrapped it around Li Chuyi's neck at once, and the big fat man leaned into his ear and said angrily: "Boy, what have you done!"
"What did you do! You let go, let go, the master will strangle you to death!"
"Don't digress the subject, answer my question, what did you do to my sister! Are you not.... Beasts! Animals! Human-faced beasts! When Lao Tzu wants to promise you a girl, you don't want it, but you ...... behind your back! I'm so angry that I'm strangled to death!"
Wang Yuan and the Zhao family brothers and sisters who came out together originally wanted to come up and pull the two apart, but the words of the big fat man made their feet freeze in place.
Allow... Xu to the little junior brother?
The three of you, look at me, I look at you, their faces are more and more strange than the other, and then they all turn their heads and look at Hao Youxiao with a slightly scrutinizing gaze, just like looking at their brother and daughter-in-law.
At first glance, Wang Yuan and Zhao Mu were amazed, and then they looked clear. Zhao Mei frowned slightly, Hao Youxiao's face was very attractive to her, but when she thought of her little sister Lu Shiyu, she felt a little strange in her heart. It's not that she has any dislike for Hao Youxiao, it's just that she thinks of Xiaoyu's demon-like little temper, if she knows about it, she doesn't know what kind of big mess will happen.
"Senior brother, what should I do?" Zhao Mei quietly stabbed Wang Yuan.
"What to do? Oh, that's what you say!"
Wang Yuan, who reacted, smiled and gloated: "We don't have to worry about what to do, just watch the show!"
"Senior brother, why are you like this! Hmph, I don't ask you!Brother, what do you say!" Giving up Wang Yuan, Zhao Mei looked at Zhao Mu for help.
Zhao Mu didn't want to answer, but he was forced by his sister's eyes to have no choice, so he could only say angrily: "Don't do it, watch the play!"
Zhao Mei was speechless, and she didn't want to pay attention to these two men for a while.
Over there, the smart Hao Youxiao saw Hao Hongwei's appearance and immediately reacted that he had misunderstood, her pretty face suddenly turned red and purple, and she stomped her feet and said angrily: "Fourth brother, what do you want!"