Chapter 15 WTO accession
After running back and forth between life and death for a long time, the appearance of these vast beings is as fleeting as a cloud of smoke to me.
I thought I had seen the wind and snow in my eyes, and there were many things, so I thought that I knew everything.
But when I saw each other, compared to Yexun, my knowledge was really shallow and shallow.
When I learned that the Dharmakaya could get rid of this affirmative reply, I didn't immediately ask Yexun to cast that spell.
I've already lost face twice in a short period of time, I don't want to lose face!?
Yexun plans to set off today to investigate the female ghosts and demons of the Xiangfu Mansion.
I thought, being a human being, it will definitely not be the same as when I was in the netherworld, it's time to make a change, at least dress like a man in the yang world.
So, I pressed the official clothes I had been familiar with for hundreds of years into the bottom of the box, and rummaged through the boxes and cabinets for most of the day, and finally found that I had no decent clothes to wear out.
One sigh and three sighs, it is really sad for those who hear it, and those who hear it cry!
After weeping for a long time, I still went out in my white robe.
As soon as I stepped out of the Hall of Impermanence with my front feet, I was caught by the clothes that Ye Xun was carrying on the back of my neck, with a look of disgust: "What are you wearing?"
"Clothes!" I said, turning my head to look at him with great difficulty.
He stood there and pulled me behind me so that I could speak directly to him: "You won't wear some sunworld clothes?"
I didn't like to be questioned by him so condescendingly, and I wanted to argue with him to the end, but as soon as my eyes stared at Ye Xun's undercut face, I was full of confidence, and I immediately became impotent: "Isn't this also without clothes!"
He snorted, turned out a stack of peach powder from behind him with his other hand and threw it into my arms, and said, "Go and come back!"
I thought I was changing clothes very quickly, but I still silently endured the bored eyes of Ye Xun when I went out.
Maybe it's because I forgot to thank him after I took my clothes, and maybe I delayed for a while, and the guy's face became more and more bad along the way, and even his words were perfunctory.
I really hadn't smelled the life of the sun for too long, and it had become impermanent, and my nose could only smell things associated with the rot.
I was very excited about this sudden surprise, but after being stared at by the stinging scenery a few times, I suddenly became less happy.
When I go to the mortal realm, the first thing I see is the god of good fortune under the imperial city - the land.
Ye Xun skillfully cast a spell in the land temple, and a puff of smoke swirled on the ground, and after a moment of blurring, a short and fat old man appeared in the smoke, and he smiled and bowed slightly: "Lord Ye, Lord Bai." ”
Ye Xun bowed slightly: "I will work in the place under the jurisdiction of the immortals for a few days, the imperial city is so big, it is inevitable that the doppelganger will lack skills, and I will ask the immortals to pay more attention to everything, if there is a vision, please inform me in time!"
This guy is really proficient in all kinds of methods to win people's hearts, looking at this easy conversation, as well as this affectionate eyes, the land immediately patted his chest to respond to this matter.
After pondering for a moment, he said: "This is different, it is nothing more than that in the palace wall, although the little immortal's cultivation is not high, he still has a slight perception of the dragon qi of the increasingly evil sect in it." ”
I was in a daze, evil dragon energy? This time I entered the WTO, is it not a coincidence, I also want to take away the son of the old emperor?
Surprised, he also asked, "Do you know what the reason is?"
The land bit his lip and thought hard for a long time: "This should have become strange since a few years ago, when the emperor of the previous dynasty died suddenly, I don't know the specifics." ”
Yexun's fluttering slanted eyes came to me, and we both knew the reason.
The boy nodded clearly: "If you want to enter the palace, you still need to have a reason." ”
After hearing this, the land smiled whimsically: "Don't hide it from the two adults, there is a group of envoys who entered the Hajj in the land under the jurisdiction of Xiaoxian, but unfortunately they met mountain bandits on the road, and the whole army was wiped out, I don't know ......."
I seemed to understand the meaning of the land: "You mean to say that let's blend in with the mountain bandits and take the opportunity to incite them to attack the imperial city?"
"Poof" Yexun couldn't help laughing, and the land lord also couldn't help but smile and gave a thumbs up: "Lord Bai is really a pillar of the underworld!"
However, Yexun didn't tell him his next step, but just sent his Yin soldiers to investigate the news of the mission, and ordered me to go to the bamboo forest behind the Land Temple to help him cut some bamboo.
When I came back with the bundle of verdant and straight bamboos, a pair of men and horses dressed as envoys had already appeared in front of the Land Temple.
Seeing that I was stunned, Yexun sat on the side of the carriage with his wrists crossed and squinted over, and lightly attached a sentence: It's hard work~"
As soon as the bamboos rolled to the ground, I was so shocked that I couldn't help myself, how did this guy manage to ignite creatures casually?
Before I could speak, the land in the room had already stroked his palm and said in a bright voice: "Lord Night is so powerful!"
Could this be that he wants to enter the city pretending to be an embassy?
I refused, and I argued with reason, but I was overwhelmed by Yexun's aggressive momentum.
In the end, under the sympathetic gaze of the land, it seemed that I became more and more pitiful, weak and helpless.
It's really sad for me now!
I hadn't interacted with a living person for hundreds of years, and I came to the palace based on the spirit of the Taimiao Society.
Ghosts naturally don't like to deal with people who are noble, and that guy clearly wants to kill ghosts with a knife!
When it was my turn to enter the city, I was intrigued by the noise outside, so I quietly lifted the curtain and looked out.
Just looking at the color of the colorful clothes, the guy slapped me on the hand that lifted the curtain: "You are now a saint in the mission, come up with some rules." ”
I pursed my lips and said disapprerovingly: "Then I am a saint, what are you?" After speaking, I looked him up and down, and smiled mysteriously: "You don't claim to be a boy under the seat of the goddess, do you?"
According to my understanding of Yexun's temperament, he will definitely refute the evil words without hesitation after hearing this, but now he only smiled shallowly.
Something is wrong, this is so abnormal!
There was the sound of horses stopping, followed by our carriage coming to a slow stop, and the noise of the market was left far behind.
After a while, another sound of neat footsteps outside gradually approached, and someone knocked on the outside of the carriage: "Dare to ask if there is a holy woman who has entered the Hajj?"
I looked at Yexun, a little overwhelmed.
Seeing that he was very meditative, he replied with a clear eye: "Exactly, the road met the mountain bandits, the saint was a little frightened, and she is resting at the moment!"
"Dare to ask Your Excellency?" asked again.
I suddenly looked forward to him saying the name of 'Seat Boy', and it was too obvious, Ye Xun glared at me: "Below is the courtier who accompanied the Holy Maiden, and the carriage and horses were seriously damaged, so I had to sit with the Holy Maiden, and I smiled." ”
I didn't expect this guy to be panicked, but it was actually reasonable, and after a while, I couldn't refute it.
The palace on the high platform sounded the voice of the eunuch calling loudly, and I followed Yexun up honestly, but this body was also a little more angry, and it was too heavy to lift before half of it arrived.
Looking at Yexun's back, I really couldn't hold on, and I wanted to sit down and rest, but I suddenly felt a tightness in the back of my neck, and Yexun was holding me, and said in a deep voice: "Don't sit!"
I looked at him with a look of resentment: "I haven't suffered this hardship, I really can't walk......"
In the past, I was a soul body, light as the wind, and I walked freely, but now I have such a heavy body, which is really uncomfortable.
Finally dragged up the steps and saw the emperor waiting in the court, although his face was calm, but Yintang was black, and it was difficult to hide the anxiety between his eyebrows.
"Xiali is the holy daughter of the country?" a solemn voice came from above the hall, and her tone was majestic and a little urgent.
At the feet of the Son of Heaven, the spirit of the Taimiao Society was too depressing, which made me feel a little palpitations, and as soon as he suddenly spoke, I almost fell down with a weak foot: "It's ......"
Although this Dharma Body can make me no different from mortals, the person in front of me is the emperor after all, and he is born with Dao Qi and coercion, so I am not afraid that I will not be able to do it.
"Holy Maiden and her party, the boat and car are ......," the emperor was saying, and a little eunuch hurriedly approached him and whispered a few words to him.
But he didn't want him to change his face immediately, and in the end, he didn't care about any etiquette: "The holy woman has good medical skills, this time I entered the court because my concubine is seriously ill, can I move to the harem for a diagnosis now?"
His words changed quickly, and there were sudden objections in the court, and many old ministers were beating their chests and feet, and Ye Xun and I were unfortunately in the dilemma of the ministers on both sides of the spitting stars.
In front of the dignified monarch of the city, the scene was out of control for a while.
In this way, I also roughly concluded that crooked bamboo can't produce bamboo shoots, and this little emperor really still has the same temperament as his father.
In the end, I was still taken to the residence of the imperial concubine by the palace people in the angry and sad cries of the old ministers.
There were many old men guarding the palace of the concubine, all of whom looked gloomy and anxious.
I stepped into the palace gate of the concubine with my front foot, and a vicious yin qi rushed towards me, and the palace maids who led the way couldn't help but shiver.
I squinted at the courtyard, there was nothing unusual in broad daylight, and when I was about to enter the house, I seemed to catch a glimpse of something that did not belong here.