"Then this, in fact, involves the charm of a host. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Why is variety show called variety show, that is, it is entertaining. But entertainment isn't just pure funny. So we can design the host's signature words and so on. Chen San gestured and said.

The planner fell into deep thought.

Xiao Caizi stared at Chen San and realized more and more that this man was really talented. As if there was nothing he wouldn't.

After receiving the mineral water handed over by the staff, Chen San finally relieved his somewhat dry throat. Chen San also said those words just now. After all, interlacing is like separating mountains, and a layman leading an insider is prone to a misfire incident, and even if it doesn't happen, it will make people feel bad.

Suddenly, Chen San felt a look staring at him, and when he looked up, it turned out to be Xiao Caizi. So he asked, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Xiao Caizi said lightly.

"Do you like me anymore?" Chen San said with a smile.

"Hmph!" Xiao Caizi snorted coldly and turned around, turning her back to Chen San.

Chen San had to smile bitterly, if he encountered more such situations, he would be immune.

Xiao Gan bumped into Chen San and said softly, "I didn't expect the third brother to have these two hands?"

"Hey, hey. Besides, haven't you agreed to the plan yet!" Chen San said.

Xiao Gan glanced at the planner and said, "I think there is a good chance that this planner will choose the plan you just had." ”

"So sure?"

"Of course. Xiao Gan replied with a swear.

"Okay, if the plan really adopts my plan at that time, I'll treat you to a meal. Chen San also said happily.

"In a word. ”

"Horses are hard to chase. ”

In the end, the planner still chose Chen San's plan.

Chen San also owed Xiao Gan a meal.

After finalizing the plan, the five hosts began to dress up in their own styles under the command of Chen San.

Thankfully, there was also a tailor in the building. Using the variety show video given by the evil monster in WeChat as a reference, five sets of casual suits were cut for five people. As the host, Chen San gave him another pair of sunglasses.

"Hey, it's not weird, is it?" said the host, looking in the mirror.

"No, maybe you didn't get used to it. The deputy snickered.

The host took off his sunglasses and wiped them, and said, "I understand wearing such clothes, and to be honest, I'm quite handsome." But as soon as you put these sunglasses on, they turn black!"

At this time, the manager walked in from outside the door and said, "Hurry up, the audience has entered the booth, it's time to play." ”

After the video, the planner took out the money and invited everyone to a hotel for supper.

This is the first time that most of the people present have gone to the hotel for supper.

"Everyone, drink as much as you like. If you're drunk, there's a room upstairs. The editor patted his chest and said. Tonight's shoot really delighted him. As a planner, he has a gut feeling that tonight's pattern will be popular all over Southeast Asia. As for the old variety show, many scholars have criticized it as a "shoddy" program, which is broadcast on a "strong media" such as television, which has a negative impact on children and audiences; worried parents have repeatedly pondered: "Should children watch it?" Regarding this, a public opinion writer once said: "In addition to education, TV programs should have other meanings." Everyone worked hard for a week, turned on the TV on Saturday night, and he did it!"

There was no abalone or anything like this supper, and some of them were over-the-top dishes, such as fried peanuts and cold dishes. Fish-flavored shredded pork and the like.

"This first cup, I salute all of you here. The planner stood up and said.

Everyone picked up their glasses at once, and of course not everyone had wine in their glasses. Some are drinks, some are tea. After all, this is not a formal dinner.

"I wish you all the best and a higher career. Tonight, hard work. As he spoke, he drank it all down, and then turned his glass down.

The crowd then drank the wine from their glasses.

While drinking, they talked about all kinds of strange things. Of course, there are meat jokes, and there are ghost stories. The atmosphere was a joyous one.

Chen San, who had drunk almost three bottles of beer, suddenly had a feeling of going to the toilet, and hurriedly said to Xiao Gan beside him: "I'll go to the bathroom!"

"Hmm. ”

When everyone saw Chen San leaving, they hurriedly said, "Director Chen, you shouldn't have stage fright!"

Chen San turned around and smiled, and then left.

"Director Chen's stage fright? I don't believe it's killed. A crew member said.

"What's that?" asked the planner.

At that moment, the crew talked about the drinking process between Chen San and Toyota. Everyone couldn't help but shudder after hearing this. They all said in their hearts that this person can't be done. Otherwise, it is yourself who will be rectified.

As soon as he arrived at the toilet, Chen San heard a burst of crying, which was still the crying of a man. But regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, let's talk about it first.

As soon as he pushed the door, Li Qianyi was stunned, and the door was actually locked. There was a few heavy knocks at the moment. "Open the door. ”

"Leave me alone, let me die. "A man's screaming came from the toilet.

Maybe he was really in a bad state today, Chen San replied without thinking about it: "It's okay for you to die, but can you let me go to the toilet before you die." ”

"I'm going to die, why don't you know that things are big and small. I'm telling you, go out of the hotel door and go left. Go to a flower bed and figure it out for yourself. Don't bother me about the dying man. The man in the toilet yelled impatiently.

Chen San said angrily: "I can't help it. ”

"Then you can solve it on the spot!" replied the person inside.

"Open defecation is uncivilized and immoral. You'd better open the door for me. I'll delay you for five minutes at most. Know that this world is a world of love. Breathing five minutes more of the world's air is also a good consumption. Later, when you go to heaven, you want to come to spend money, but there is no bus to send you. As for taking the subway, this route has not yet been opened. I'll count three, and if you don't open the door again, I'll shout. You won't even have a chance to kill yourself!"

The person inside the toilet looked at the rope in his left hand and then at the blade in his right hand. , In the end, he decided not to die, so he wiped the tears of fear just now, opened the door, and Chen San rushed to the urinal in an instant.

The mood is happy, and someone once said that there are three cool things in life, fart, urinating, and congratulation.

It's not going to be solved in ten seconds after holding it for so long.

"Actually, you're right, people shouldn't commit suicide. The man leaning against the corner said.

Chen San's mind also cleared, "What's the matter?"

"Well, figured it out. It's just a matter of a few years in prison. He said indifferently.

"Going to prison?" said Chen San, turning his head to look at the man who was going to die or live.

It looks like a successful person, but his face is a little worse.

"Tell me, are you selling drugs, or are you rape?"

"I'm a good person. The man said solemnly.

"Tell the judge!"

"The judge knows. ”

Chen San was a little puzzled, "Since you know, you will be arrested and imprisoned?"

"I was guilty of an economic crime. The man's words can be regarded as solving Chen San's puzzle.

Chen San lifted his pants and looked at this person, he didn't look like a bad person! Forget it, saving someone's life is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter. "Look at you, you don't look like you can commit economic crimes!"

"It's hard to put into words! I blame myself for being greedy for money, which led to the current disaster. If I had been working in Shenzhou, I wouldn't be where I am today!"

Chen San's heart moved, it seems that the world's largest mobile phone manufacturing company is also the largest automobile manufacturing company. I am now using the phone to go to China.

"Is Shenzhou Xing a mobile phone?" asked Chen San in order to confirm.

"That's right, I used to work for a company that made mobile phones. (To be continued.) )