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After getting the phone number, I dialed the phone number of Bao Bao, who is known as the Holy Mother of Heavenly Power, is a big person on the white face, talking to this kind of person, or begging for someone, saying that I am not nervous at all, that is a lie, fuck, nervous to death

"I'm sorry, the phone you made is off, srry, ber.yu.. per.ff”

I instantly said with black lines on my face: "Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?"

"Hey, hey"

Suddenly, Zuo Youlan next to me pursed her lips and smiled, although it was very beautiful, but I was very confused now

"My sixth aunt's phone number, ordinary people can't get in, use my mobile phone"

After Zuo Youlan finished speaking, she took out a small Nokia mobile phone and handed it to my hand, my neck is full of black lines, this kind of thing, you didn't say it earlier

After dialing with Zuo Youlan's mobile phone

"Ahh

On the other side of the phone, a young woman's voice came.

I cleared my throat and said a little reservedly: "Ahem, hello that auntie, I'm Youlan's friend." ”

There was a slight pause, but I found that Zuo Youlan was pursing her lips and snickering again, and asked over there: "Auntie's mother is only 19 years old, you call me Auntie"

The 19-year-old Bao is only 19 years old

Zuo Youlan's voice sounded in my heart: "That's my second sister, Zuo Daji, she loves to answer the call of the sixth aunt when she has nothing to do."

I hurriedly changed my words: "Oh, you are Zuo Daji's sister, fortunately, I will be lucky"

Zuo Daji said: "You are Youlan's boyfriend"

I was embarrassed, and I hurriedly looked at Zuo Youlan, so I said, "Ah, sort of."

Seeing that Zuo Youlan didn't react, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Zuo Daji said: "Oh, you can get my fifth sister, what kind of existence are you?"

I said, "Contemptible Zhuang Feng"

Zuo Daji said: "Oh, you're the little ghost who has been making a lot of trouble lately, the stinky man that Phantom said, well, that, that's it."

I can't communicate with these things

I hurriedly said: "I have something important, I want to find Aunt Bao, can you help me give her the phone"

Zuo Daji said: "How important is it to save national resources and not need to use nuclear weapons, just look for me"

I was speechless, but I still said: "Well, it's not that serious, I just need to trouble you to help me call Aunt Bao, this matter, there shouldn't be any need to use nuclear weapons."

Zuo Daji was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Dare to play word games with me, who do you think I am, stinky boy"

Toot toot

The phone hung up, and I looked at Zuo Yu with a bewildered expression

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Orchid.

Zuo Youlan said: "My second sister is the kind of person who doesn't eat hard and soft, if you want to communicate with her, you need to get spiritual resonance with her."

I was speechless: "How to get spiritual resonance"

Zuo Youlan said: "She has recently fallen in love with the classical culture and Western philosophy of Huaxia, how can your literary skills and critical thinking ability be used as a breakthrough?"

I said, "Is the golden plum counted?"

Zuo Youlan shook her head and said, "Be elegant, don't be dirty"

I said, "Okay, I'll try."

So, I dialed that number again, and after being hung up three times in a row, I finally got through.

Zuo Daji's impatient voice came again: "If it weren't for the fact that you are the boyfriend of the fifth sister, I would have transferred the J-10 bomber to beat you right now."

However, I said directly: "I think that in history, there is a bias in the evaluation of the king."

Zuo Daji gasped and said, "How can you see it?"

I said solemnly: "Since the beginning of the Wu Dynasty, the national strength has gradually declined, and there is no one in the history books who can no longer be an all-encompassing martial king, but this is also a bit inconsistent with historical facts. Actually, let's take the king of the Rings as an example. Although this person is said to be all evil and unreasonable, like a demon king in the world, it is actually a bit unfair."

bang

Zuo Daji on the other side of the phone suddenly slapped the case and said: "It makes sense, it's too reasonable, keep talking."

I said: "The contribution of a person like King Yin to the development of our nation cannot be drowned. There was a very grand historical event in the early years of the Yin Dynasty, that is, the operation of the southeast, which was almost completely erased by the historians since the Zhou Dynasty. This matter, in my opinion, is even greater than the Zhou people's contribution to our nation. This matter, through the discussion of Yin Xu's rhetoric in recent years, has gradually regained the light of day."

Zuo Daji sighed and said: "Bosom friend, just if the king has a concubine like Daji, how can he be a bad person, it is a group of ruffians who can only play with the pen and touch him, I am taking notes, and if those people dare to say that the king is not good in the future, I will use your words to refute it."

I said, "The scale of the king's business in the southeast seems to be very large. You see, Gu Bentai swore that "the king of the Emperor has hundreds of millions of trillion Yi people and a lot of virtue, and the remaining ministers and ten people are of one heart and one mind", this billion trillion "Yi people" must be the captives obtained after the conquest of Dongyi. There are hundreds of millions of prisoners, and it can be seen that Yin's soldiers must have lost a lot. The troops were depleted, and they had to be replenished with prisoners, and the Zhou people took the opportunity to get up behind the scenes, and Makino got the "former disciples to defect" in the first battle. It's not that the Yin people are traitors, but that the captive soldiers have turned around."

After the matter of the king was finished, Zuo Daji said: "Your historical and cultural background is really not shallow, what kind of major did you study in college?"

I said, "I'm studying business administration."

Zuo Daji suddenly said: "What do I hate most about men who study business?"

I hurriedly changed my words: "But my favorite things are literature and philosophy."

Zuo Daji was surprised: "Oh, tell me about your literary and philosophical opinions"

That's all, me

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and Zuo Daji, two people who have never met, in this small phone call, from King Wu's war, to the Anshi Rebellion, from poetry and songs, to the philosophy of life, until my mouth was dry and sweaty, the other side finally said: "Oh, I didn't expect you to interpret the Book of Poetry to this point, even how steel is made can be appreciated to such a philosophical height, by the way, by the way, have you studied Richard's music, let's talk all night."

I rely on my phone to run out of battery, big sister

I hurriedly said: "Ahem, if you want to talk about this question, I can't finish it for three days and three nights, I feel that I can save it until the next time we meet."

Zuo Daji said excitedly: "Great, great, your erudition, I am simply impressed In my impression, only Sister Youlan has such a level, but she doesn't like to talk, it's so good to have you, you are so useful"

My face is full of black lines, in fact, the ink in my stomach has long been used up, and what I said later is all due to Zuo Youlan's strong knowledge reserve directly transmitted to my mind through the escape of the dream butterfly

I hurriedly changed the conversation and said: "By the way, I have something I want to talk to Aunt Bao, if it can't be solved, I'm afraid we won't have a chance to talk."

However, Zuo Daji's words made me feel like I was struck by lightning: "My mother went to visit Saudi Arabia, and I didn't bring my mobile phone at home. ”

Fuck me wrong

Zuo Daji said: "Are you in any trouble, is there a danger to your life, I don't have that authority to use nuclear weapons, but I can still mobilize air strikes and artillery support, and I can't do it, ICBMs can also be used, your location is in Miaojiang, not far from Nuwa's department, I can transfer a group army over to help you solve the trouble."

I said: "Alas, this is the case, the governor of Miao Jiang abused his power, restricted my personal freedom, and even called in the guard force to threaten my life, and I am now unable to protect myself."

Zuo Daji said disdainfully: "The director is a dream, that kid is really a long skill, don't worry, what should you do, you just go out and move forward now, don't worry about anything, I'll make a call, we'll communicate when I'm free."

In this way, Zuo Daji hung up the phone, and I looked at Zuo Youlan with some bitterness and said, "Youlan, something bad is going to happen."

Zuo Youlan said, "Okay, let's go."

I asked, "Where to go?"

She said: "Leave Miaojiang"

I said, "What about that?"

She said, "Already, nothing. ”

In this way, with an ignorant face, I walked out with Zuo Youlan

At this moment, outside the Bai'e tribe, the high priest of Miao Jiang stood with his hands in his hands with a proud face, and he said proudly: "Hmph, in Miao Jiang, dare to call me out, you are too tender."

Jingle bells

That's when a phone call came

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