Chapter 18: The Ghost Dormitory
Xi Fei stared at Chen Mo with his pair of eyes that looked like he had cataracts, and said word by word: "This room has another name, it's called - Fierce Ghost Dormitory!"
"Gollum. ”
The brain flower in Xi Fei's mind was still tumbling, and Chen Mo was dizzy when he saw it, and he even felt a little nauseous and wanted to vomit.
"Fierce ghosts... Dormitory?" Chen Mo's eyes widened, and he squeezed out these four words from his throat stiffly.
"Well, yes. ”
Seeing that Chen Mo was finally frightened, Xi Fei seemed to be very satisfied.
He put his head back and said slowly: "Two years ago, when I was still a senior at this school, I was invited to a good friend's birthday party one night, he was my high school classmate, and the relationship between the two of us has always been very good, so even when I went to college, I kept in touch, but I met my first love at the party that day." ”
"Damn, big brother ghost, you look so ugly, there are people who are willing to fall in love with you, you shouldn't be kidding me, right?" Chen Mo interrupted.
"Uh, don't care about that kind of detail......"
Questioned by Chen Mo, Xi Fei snorted and explained: "What, it may be a little reluctant to say that my first love is actually my unrequited love, but what I didn't expect was that she actually became the girlfriend of my high school classmate! I have never been able to figure it out, he obviously knows that I like Xiaoyan, why do I do this! I haven't figured it out until now!"
"What if your high school classmate also likes that girl named Xiaoyan? Everyone has a love for beauty, and she is not your girlfriend, why can't she be with others?" Chen Mo said on the side.
"You !!"
Chen Mo's words caused Yu Fei's fragile mind to suffer critical damage, and he stretched his neck again, opened his bloody mouth and bit at Chen Mo.
"Hey, hey, don't mess around, I'll scream!"
"Emma, I'll go! brother, you're brother, don't bite me!"
People had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Chen Mo decisively begged for mercy.
"Humph!"
Raid Fei didn't really bite down, he twisted his neck, retracted his head, and snorted coldly: "I drank a lot of wine that night, drank and vomited, and finally drank unconscious, I don't know how to get back to school, I was lying on the bed in the dormitory, and I felt very uncomfortable......"
Speaking of this, Xi Fei stretched out his hand to wipe his tears, and said faintly: "Lan Thin (uncomfortable), Shiitake (want to cry), why do they want to make ...... with sauce purple?"
"Okay, okay, Beji Balan has lost weight!Besides, you are a ghost now, you can have a chicken feather tear to wipe your sister!" Chen Mo couldn't help but complain.
"Huh?" Fly craned his neck again.
"Damn, you want to scare me! Okay, okay, I was wrong, you blue and thin, you are awesome!"
Chen Mo rolled his eyes and said, "It's a very poignant and bloody love story, but what are you telling this story to tell me? Well, I mean to say, you just want to complain to me? Say you're very blue and thin, very mushroomy? Or do you say that after you returned to the dormitory, you were so thin that you couldn't be a bird, so you committed suicide for love, and finally became a ghost?"
"No, you listen to me. ”
"Oh, okay, you go ahead. ”
"I drank too much that night, and I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, and somehow climbed up to the windowsill in a daze. Shen Fei stretched out his hand and pointed to the window in the dormitory.
"I didn't have time to untie my pants and pee, I stumbled and fell off the windowsill, this is the fourth floor, under normal circumstances, people can't die, at most they are crippled, but people are unlucky to drink water and stuff their teeth, I am actually headfirst on the ground!"
Raid Fei calmed down for a moment, and then said: "As you can see, my head melon was directly thrown bald, and the ambulance didn't even wait, so I died!"
After speaking, Xi Fei didn't forget to stretch the pit above his head in front of Chen Mo and let him take a closer look.
"Grunt, grunt. ”
"Oh, uh, hmm... Uh-wow!!"
Chen Mo finally couldn't bear it anymore and vomited on the ground.
"It stands to reason that after a person dies, he should go to the underworld to be caught by the ghost and report to the underworld, but I don't know what's going on, after I die, there is no ghost to arrest me, and I have become the ghost I am now, and I can't leave this room, as long as I want to go out, there will be an invisible force blocking my steps. ”
As if to prove that he wasn't lying, Raidy Fei said as he floated out of the window, and as he said, as soon as he approached the window, he was blocked by an invisible force.
"the chicken, I've been cheated by that thing!"
After listening to all this that Xi Fei said, Chen Mo suddenly had a sudden sense of enlightenment, and he thought of the scene when he first came to the school to report on the day.
It was a sunny afternoon, our classmate Chen Mo traveled all the way, and came to the school with the seniors who came to welcome the new students at the train station.
"This classmate, I am the vice principal of this school, just now I saw that you are full of heaven, the earth is round, you are upright, upright, and very wise, which makes me amazed, I think it must not be the thing in the pool! Seeing each other is fate, I have a great good thing I want to give to you! Do you want to?"
Chen Mo saw that the middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears who claimed to be the vice principal praised himself and didn't say anything, and said that there were good things to give in, and his first instinct was that he had met a liar, so he turned his head decisively and flashed, and just walked downstairs in the dormitory, and was caught up by this goods.
Unexpectedly, after the confirmation of the dormitory manager's uncle, this Mao was really the vice principal of the school, Chen Mo was young and ignorant at that time! The vice principal can't afford to offend! So after confirming the identity of this Mao Mao, he was fooled by him, and learned that the good thing he said was to arrange an independent dormitory!
As we all know, the dormitories in the university are basically 4-8 people, and it is indeed a great thing to have an independent dormitory to live in!
Picked up such a big pie for no reason, Chen Mo, who didn't know the sinister society, happily followed behind the vice principal's buttocks, went to see the so-called independent dormitory, and the vice principal was not ambiguous, led Chen Mo to the door of 404, and didn't open the door to enter, just stood at the door, threw the key to Chen Mo, and hurriedly said: "Young man, I am very optimistic about you! This dormitory is yours alone, if there is no problem, I will leave first!"
The vice principal looked hurried, as if he had something urgent to deal with.
"Headmaster, I live alone, it's a little lonely......" Chen Mo said weakly.
"That's the question... Well, that's easy to do!"
The vice principal who had already run to the entrance of the corridor in the blink of an eye immediately stood up, he looked around, and just saw a fat man wandering in the corridor outside the corridor with a confused face, and he went up and flickered, so he also got Wang Dong, who was also a freshman, in front of 404.
"Okay, you'll be roommates from now on!"
"Thank you, Headmaster!" the two ignorant teenagers hurriedly thanked.
"You're welcome, it's what I should do to bring up my juniors!"
Seeing the vice principal coming and going in a hurry, the back of the vigorous and resolute, the two ignorant teenagers standing at the door of the 404 dormitory were very moved, this vice principal is a good person!
This is also the reason why there are only two people living in this bedroom, Chen Mo and Wang Dong.
Later, when he was a sophomore, Chen Mo accidentally learned that a senior had died in the dormitory where they lived, but he didn't know much about the specific situation, after all, the school has always been very strict about the confidentiality system for this kind of thing.
Although he has died, he has lived in it, and it is impossible to change it with others, not to mention that no one wants to change it with them, and he and Wang Dong have lived for a year, except for the fact that he felt that the bedroom was a little gloomy at the beginning, and he was not very used to it, but he didn't find anything special, after all, it was a double room, and it was more comfortable to live, so he didn't continue to worry about this problem.
Until today, when he saw the attack, Chen Mo finally realized that he had been trapped!
That hairy principal actually cheated on Lao Tzu! Caused Lao Tzu and the ghost to live in the same room for a year and a half!
Chen Mo patted his chest, calmed down his anger, and said to the attacker who was flying around the room: "Okay, don't be lucky! Lao Tzu looked upset, I understand the situation you said now, what should I do about this? I don't want to live with you for the next two and a half years with this ugly and disgusting ghost!"