Chapter 27: Father-in-law and Mother-in-law
The two eldest ladies didn't make any movement on the surface, but they were happy to step on the soles of their feet, and both of them thought that they were stepping on Liu Ke's feet, and they couldn't help but use their strength one at a time.
The most annoying thing is that Liu Ke is also very cooperative to make all kinds of expressions, one moment proud, the other time covering his face and pretending to be in pain.
Fang Tianyang kept a hearty laugh at the entire dinner table, and his appearance was like catching a golden beetle.
"Haha...... Xiao Liu Don't be polite in the future, just treat us as a family, Xiao Xue has a willful place, you should beat it, scold it!"
Liu Ke also smiled, "Old man Fang, don't worry, if Xiaoxue is disobedient, I will definitely spank her!"
The old and the young laughed, but Fang Qingxue's face turned red instantly.
Of course Fang Tianyang didn't know, and thought that Liu Ke was joking when he said this, but only Fang Qingxue knew that this stinky rascal could really do such a thing, Fang Qingxue's small fists were clenched tightly, staring at Liu Ke hatefully, eager to kill him with his eyes, and stepped on it fiercely!
"Ouch!"
Old Man Fang suddenly shouted, "Xiaoxue, what are you stepping on my feet for!"
Fang Qingxue reacted immediately, her face was a little embarrassed, she was so excited, she actually stepped on her grandfather, but she reacted instantly and pointed at Liu Ke's nose.
"Grandpa, he stepped on you!"
Fang Tianyang shook his head helplessly, "You girl, clean nonsense, Xiao Liu's legs have always been outside the table, how could he step on me." For this granddaughter, Fang Tianyang was also very helpless.
Fang Qingxue was stunned for a moment when she heard this, stood up and leaned over, only to see Liu Ke's legs crossed outside the table, shaking leisurely.
Then whose foot did I step on just now? As soon as he turned his head, Su Lingxue was also looking at him, and the two of them glanced at each other, and they both showed a collapsed expression in an instant.
Damn, after stepping on it for a long time, it's actually my cousin.
The two of them lowered their heads and rubbed their feet in unison, glaring angrily at Liu Ke.
Liu Ke was like clapping his hands, with an innocent look on his face, a look like he didn't look at me, I didn't know anything.
The celebration banquet ended happily, at least Liu Ke thought it was very pleasant.
This Saturday is not easy, this is the first weekend Liu Ke has experienced in his life, but fortunately, there is still one day tomorrow, Liu Ke was planning how to have a pastime, and suddenly the phone rang.
Seeing the name displayed on the screen, Liu Ke smiled slightly and pressed the answer button.
"Hey, Sister Xiaopao, is it lonely to call so late, miss me?"
The other side of the phone was stunned for a moment, then giggled.
"You little pervert, you don't have a serious word in your mouth!"
"Who said that, sister, have you forgotten those very serious little stories I told you?"
Zhou Xiaocang laughed for a while, and his sweet voice made Liu Ke think about it.
"Alright, little pervert, let's get down to business, do you have time tomorrow?"
Liu Ke's mouth seemed to be smeared with honey, "If others ask, it will definitely not be, but Sister Xiaocang asks, even if there is a big thing, I have to push it away." ”
"Okay, tomorrow as my boyfriend, meet my parents?"
Liu Ke grew his mouth, "Ah? This is too fast, isn't it? Even if I am suave and the jade tree is in the wind, sister, you can't confess so hastily, the confession I yearn for in my heart must at least be romantic, why do you have to have a bouquet of roses......"
Liu Kebala said for several minutes, and Zhou Xiaocang couldn't hold back any longer.
"Shut up!"
Zhou Xiaocang's beautiful face was flushed at this time, but fortunately, he was on the phone, and Liu Ke couldn't see it.
This Liu Ke is really shameless, you little pervert, who will confess to you, take 10,000 steps back, even if it is a confession, it is a boy and a girl confess, right?
"Confess that you are a big-headed ghost, pretend! Pretend not to understand! Just borrow from you!"
"Whew"
Liu Ke seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, as if he was almost taken advantage of, and this sigh almost made Zhou Xiaocang throw the phone out.
Liu Ke's tone suddenly became serious, "Alas, Sister Xiaocang, you are trying to deceive people, don't you know, brother, I have never deceived people." ”
Zhou Xiaopao pursed his lips, "Hmph, you haven't lied to anyone, then do you think you are handsome?"
The other side of the phone did not hesitate at all, "Handsome! Isn't this question an obvious gift, who said that if you are not handsome, it must be a lie." ”
Zhou Xiaopao held his forehead with black lines on his face, this little pervert can always make him speechless.
"Less nonsense! Come or not come!"
"Well......" seemed to hesitate for a long time, "Sister, this pretending couple is a technical job, so let's practice for a year and a half, and then go to see my uncle and aunt......"
Zhou Xiaocang finally completely collapsed, almost roaring and shouting into the phone.
"Shut up! Tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, give me the spirit to wear, if you dare not come, when you pick up girls in the future, I will go to make trouble for you!"
hung up the phone with a snap, Zhou Xiaocang's chest rose and fell with anger, this little pervert really has to inch in, the last time he pretended to be at the school gate, he was not taboo at all and said that he would hug him, and now he is starting to be reserved!
Thinking of the feeling in Liu Ke's arms last time, even though a long time has passed, it still makes Zhou Xiaocang's face ruddy.
Although I already know that he is ten years younger than him, and he is still a student, but there is really no way, and there is no other candidate, Sun Qiang? A hundred Sun Qiang can't catch up with one Liu Ke, even if he is a little pervert.
Alas, who let her mother urge her so tightly, you can't blame Zhou Xiaopao's mother, after all, she is twenty-eight years old, watching others become grandmothers one by one, and her daughter doesn't even have a partner, can you not be in a hurry.
I just hope that Liu Ke can reluctantly beat his best mother, as soon as he thinks of Liu Ke's virtue, Zhou Xiaocang is very uneasy, alas, forget it, let's take a step at a time.
I hope there won't be any mess tomorrow!
Hung up the phone, Liu Xian smiled bitterly, he is not a thing, he was borrowed and borrowed, just thinking of this, he is not a thing?
Well, I'm supposed to be a thing, oops, no, not a thing, wipe ......
Early the next morning, Liu Ke wore the suit that Shangtian bought for him, looked at the people in the mirror, Liu Ke teased his head very coquettishly, alas, you said you, why are you so handsome!
Of course, Liu Ke is not narcissistic this time, how can the clothes sent by Fang Tian be ordinary, a set of Armani's latest suit, worn on Liu Ke's very well-proportioned figure, it really has the meaning of being a little bit like a dog.
In order to support Zhou Xiaocang's face, Liu Ke also deliberately made a shape, which was like a male model.
Even Zhou Xiaocang couldn't help but be stunned when he saw him, this little pervert is quite handsome.
Who knew that after the two met, Liu Ke made a bitter face and stretched out his hand to Zhou Xiaocang.
"Sister, I was tricked into getting a card just now...... You're going to reimburse me......"
Zhou Xiaocang was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing anymore.
This little pervert looks like he's extremely smart, and he's actually fooled into getting a card, it's ridiculous, haha......
Liu Ke wiped his nose embarrassedly, who made the little girl who washed her hair so sweet and beautiful, Liu Ke spent a thousand oceans to get a card as soon as she was dizzy.
Although it is already an income of 30,000 yuan per month, Liu Ke still can't wait to break two petals for a dime.
"Little pervert, you also have a time when you are deflated, but this money sister can't report, anyway, you have a card, and my sister will use your card to do it in the future, haha......"
Liu Ke sighed helplessly, alas, sure enough, the beauty township, the hero's mound.
After laughing for a while, Zhou Xiaocang began to get down to business.
"Little pervert, as soon as you meet my parents, you say that you are a sales manager of a company, Chinese New Year's Eve years old today, as for the process of our acquaintance......"
Zhou Xiaopao Balabala said a lot, for fear that this little pervert wouldn't be able to remember, or that he wouldn't follow the script when the time came.
However, what surprised Zhou Xiaocang was that Liu Ke had been listening very carefully and nodding in agreement from time to time.
Zhou Xiaocang finished talking about this big pile and looked at Liu Ke.
"Little pervert, do you remember everything?"
I saw Liu Ke slowly close his eyes, muttered a few words in his mouth, and then opened them again.
When Liu Ke opened his eyes, Zhou Xiaocang obviously felt the change in his temperament, and even his eyes were different from before, and the whole person looked so mature and capable.
"Little Cannon, I remember, let's go. ”
Regardless of Zhou Xiaocang's surprised gaze, he held her slender little hand directly in his hand, holding it very domineeringly, and the momentum of a young leader arose.
Zhou Xiaocang was very shocked, how could this little pervert change so quickly!
As everyone knows, how many years Liu Ke has practiced this technique, as the best and youngest instructor of Yanhuang Soul, this camouflage technique is a method that Liu Ke himself has summed up for many years.
It is mainly a type of hypnosis, psychological suggestion.
Keep saying the same thing to yourself in order to imprint this sentence into your subconscious.
When Liu Ke was training the recruits of Yan Huang Soul, there was a sentence that was used as a classic of the entire makeup science.
"When you want to pretend to be a person, you have to remember that you are not pretending to be this person, but that you are this person!"
This technique has been deeply seared in Liu Ke's bones, as long as he closes his eyes and recites to himself a few times, Liu Ke can quickly carry out psychological and physical double disguise.
Not to mention this little white-collar worker, even if he is an old man in his sixties and seventies, Liu Ke is also at his fingertips.
This man and woman walked into the restaurant, causing a burst of side eyes, Zhou Xiaopao was born beautiful, and the mature temperament and gentleness unique to doctors exuded all over his body, even women couldn't help but admire in their hearts.
And although Liu Ke standing beside her is easy to be ignored, the dress at this time does not make people feel that the two people are not a good match.
Being able to be by Zhou Xiaocang's side and let others say that it is a good match, this evaluation is already very high.