Chapter 36: Ape Dung

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The harmonious and friendly double row of the two played only one game before being forcefully inserted by a huge light bulb.

"Okay, you kid won't take me to play when you're online, but ...... Say, when did you hook up?"

Ji Xu asked directly on WeChat.

Xie Changqing, who was questioned, couldn't help laughing, "What kind of hookup, it's just a coincidence." Although, he did find out that she was playing Musou in the live broadcast first, and then he entered the game.

Ji Xu snorted and chirped into the car, and did not forget to continue to complain to Xie Changqing on WeChat that his father was very difficult to serve, and said that his father always felt that he was not doing his job properly and misleading people's children when he opened an Internet café, so he actually asked him to change his career to open a restaurant, which is simply too big to be a brainstorm......

So, what followed was a threesome that was not so harmonious and friendly.

As if they had discussed, Yan Xiaojiu and Xie Changqing always ruthlessly brought the skill of selling teammates to the highest level, of course, the object was the big light bulb.

The first time he almost died tragically under the fangs of a wild boar, Ji Xu was scared out of a cold sweat.

He said weakly: "Why don't you come and fight together?"

Yan Xiaojiu said that she wants to fight, she doesn't want to fight monsters, if you like to fight monsters, you can play Legend!

Recently, the version of "Wushuang" has changed a lot.,The original setting of wild monsters dropping blood bottles and other props has changed.,The blood bottle drop rate has been greatly reduced.,Mainly by picking up.,And the output has been changed to some messy strange props.,Just like the previous set of horse poles or something.,It's not a game necessity.,It's just for the player's entertainment.、Adjust the body and mind.。

Therefore, as soon as this new version comes out, naturally few players are willing to go thankless to fight junglers. Only Ji Xu, who has not been online recently, doesn't know, in fact, Xie Changqing doesn't know, but he has never been too lazy to play this. Last time, I licked someone else's bag and picked it up.

Therefore, Xie Changqing didn't bother to support this rookie who likes to run around, so he didn't say anything.

When it came to the second thrilling moment, Ji Xu's good luck did not last, and this time he directly "died young".

He wailed bitterly, "You have gone too far! I just had a layer of bloody skin, and you won't say help me!"

Xie Changqing said seriously: "The place where you died is too dangerous, for the sake of collective honor, I must preserve my living strength." ”

Yan Xiaojiu was very direct: "You are in too bad a position, tell you to follow us honestly, who told you to run over and lick the bag? That is obviously fishing law enforcement...... It's good to go, and I'll see you in the next life."

With such a gag guy here, there is a joyful atmosphere in the air.

It's just that the barrage area is still very heart-wrenching, and this point was brought up by Ji Xu. He died quickly and was bored, so he simply opened her live broadcast room.

The medicine can't be stopped: Little sister, have you offended people recently?

The medicine can't be stopped: Your live broadcast room is so wide that you are afraid that the room management will not care?

Speaking of this, I was angry, but after all, it was a live broadcast, and Yan Xiaojiu didn't want to think about it. After dealing with a few casual words, I brought up the topic, but I was actually very annoyed.

Xie Changqing was thoughtful.

He thought about it for a long time, and finally found the person he hadn't contacted for nearly a month from the WeChat address book.

This shouldn't be a fake public benefit, how to say it, it's also for the platform and anchors to have better development in the future. Besides, she jumped to Youqu and had something to do with him, so she couldn't fool others.

Xie Changqing experienced the uncomfortable feeling of "going through the back door" for the first time, but he seemed to be a little willing.

After receiving the confirmed feedback, he stared at the head of the little green dinosaur for a moment, but still didn't say anything. Anyway, I'll probably see the effect tomorrow, so she's happy.

However, it often backfires.

The next day's Yan Xiaojiu pigeon was live, and he didn't even have to open the game, just because he received a life-threatening soul-chasing call from Yan's mother.

The theme idea is, you unfilial girl, you haven't been home for dinner for a month, and you don't even care if your mother has a cold, so hurry up and get back to your mother! Oh, by the way, by the way, with Xiao Ji, you go to visit Uncle Ji, who has recently flashed his old waist!

Yan Xiaojiu first shouted injustice, and her mother was full of anger every time she called, and she didn't say it herself, who could know that she was uncomfortable! She couldn't call again and again, "Are you in good health?" and said too much, and Yan's mother, who was just menopausal, said that she was cursing herself......

Hey, it's hard to be a woman, and it's even harder to be an only daughter in a single-parent family......

She subconsciously thought again, isn't it the recent autumn weather, why do the elders love to get sick at this time?

As a result, when Mother Yan, who had a ruddy face and didn't see where she had a cold, dragged her to the door of the Ji family, she was stupid.

Why is the little fat man of the colorful dragon here?

Ji Xu was also a little stunned.

"You're—"

Before the words fell, Uncle Ji held his waist and began to introduce: "This is Sister Xiaojiu who used to live next door to our house, don't you remember?

Ji Ke nodded thoughtfully, he was still a little impressed.

Ji Xu has always been not very good with his talented big brother, mainly because he has good looks and good grades, and he will press him when he is young, which makes him very unhappy. His brother has been abroad for many years, which is simply a gift from God to him, and after returning to China recently, he has reduced the frequency of going home, and this time he was pulled back by his father in the name of serving the sick and filial piety.

According to his father, his brother recently got a girlfriend, and he was the daughter of his old neighbor Aunt Lin many years ago, a little older than him, a little younger than his brother, and they played with mud back then. As a result, he had some expectations for this "future sister-in-law" with a strong blind date.

Who would have thought that this "future sister-in-law" would actually be the awarding lady he saw last time at the venue of the Musou offline competition!

It is said that the two of them were still the naughtiest team in the compound back then, playing with mud, catching geckos or something, but they were still very young at that time, and it didn't take long for Aunt Lin's house to move away, and he had no impression of this young lady. I don't want to see each other again today, but the old man adds the old man, and the coincidence is the coincidence.

That's a lot of ape droppings!

Ji Xu said "remember" in a daze, Yan Xiaojiu's face changed slightly, and he rushed up with an arrow step, and patted Ji Xu's shoulder very friendly.

"No wonder I thought it was strange when I saw you last time, it turned out to be Xiao Xu."

Yan Xiaojiu smiled meaningfully.

Ji Xu only felt that his weak shoulders were aching.

"Have you seen it?" said Ji Ke with a puzzled expression.

Uncle Ji was angry with him because of Ji Xu's career direction, how could he dare to mention what game competition he went to participate in, so he had to fool around with Yan Xiaojiu.

During the banquet, Yan Xiaojiu and Ji Ke perfectly played the role of a little couple, from time to time you give me a dish and I will hand you something. The hypocritical pink bubble made the two elders satisfied, as if they could hold their grandchildren in their hands in the next second. And the single dog brother Ji Xu is more difficult, he doesn't really like this big brother who is better than himself in all aspects, this "future sister-in-law" looks very good, that is, can you two show affection a little bit to estimate his mood?

After that, he had palpitations and decided to find an insider to complain and gossip by the way.

"I'll it! The girlfriend my brother brought home is actually the official young lady of the last offline competition!"

After a long time, Xie Changqing, who had finished training and entered the rest period, wiped his sweat and discovered this exciting news.

Girlfriend?Ji Xu's brother?

He frowned, and replied expressionlessly: "Which official young lady?"

Suddenly there was a little drumming in my heart, could it be......

Ji Xu said excitedly: "It's the young lady who came on stage to give you the award, and the hero saved you from the United States!"

Recalling the thrilling scene at that time, in addition to thanking her for sparing herself and not continuing to recuperate, Xie Changqing was more embarrassed in his heart.

His ears turned red, and he looked around unnaturally and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he continued to type slowly and methodically.

"Well, so what?"

Ji Xu was excited: "She is still my former neighbor! I used to play with her in the mud!

"It's a coincidence. ”

The noble and cold attitude of his friend finally aroused Ji Xu's dissatisfaction.

"Why aren't you excited? This is a great fate!" complained and muttered to himself: "It's just that then again, the young lady is so good, why did she stick a flower on my brother's cow dung? Hey, I heard that it was my father and Aunt Lin who pulled the thread, although they are two years older than me, but I don't mind, why didn't you introduce it to me......?

Ji Xu began to sigh for a long time, saying how bad his brother was, Xie Changqing had already heard these words so that his ears could callouse, so he picked out the keywords he cared about.

emmm cow dung?

He seemed to remember that Ji Xu said that his eldest brother was good-looking, and he was very capable of deceiving underage girls.

Before Xie Changqing could ask anything, Ji Xu sent a picture over.

Click on it and see that it is a candid photo, a man and a woman are looking at each other and talking. The young woman, dressed in a red and white dress, looked very refreshing, and was smiling at the man next to her. And the man was handing the tissue in his hand to the woman, looking quite considerate.

"Oh, our cow dung looks like this, I'm sorry, I forgot that your old man's face is blind and he can't distinguish beauty and ugliness."

The slender fingers unconsciously clicked on the mobile phone screen, and suddenly came back to his senses, and found that the location of the point was the woman's face, so he jumped away like a cat with a tail stepped on, burning his eyebrows, and didn't dare to look at it again.

After a long time, I replied.

"It's a good match. ”

Xie Changqing couldn't tell what the inexplicable emotion in his heart was, he attributed it to the recent training intensity and pressure accumulation.

The family hoped that he could go back to rest for a few days after the competition, but he felt that he had regressed a lot and not played well, and if he could not achieve a breakthrough in another tournament this year, he would completely lose the opportunity at next year's Asian Games. So, don't waste any time!

He took a few sips of water, got up again, and strode towards the physical training grounds.

Whatever it was, he couldn't shake his resolve now.

Although, the next night, he still secretly found a gap to open the Youqu live broadcast app, and there was only one person in the attention list. Then I watched the anchor himself double lined up with a mysterious account all night, and I felt very weird.

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