Chapter 56: We Are Different
Looking at the fat man's stinky shamelessness, the people around him couldn't stand it anymore, and they began to scold loudly.
"Why are you so shameless? That's not your place in the first place, you sit there and let someone else sit there?"
"What are you doing when you don't buy a ticket and standing obediently, robbing someone else's seat? Do you think this train belongs to you?"
"Why don't you get on the plane like that? There are no standing tickets on the plane. ”
"How cool is flying a helicopter? You can go wherever you want, and you don't need to queue up for tickets, you can sit with whomever you want. Don't pee and see what you're like. ”
If he was scolded by so many people, if it was Tang Zhihang, he would have been so ashamed that he would run away without shame, right? But this fat man is not an ordinary cheeky man, no matter how others scold him, he doesn't care. He sank his ass again and said, "Lao Tzu doesn't care! Lao Tzu also bought a ticket! Lao Tzu just sat down, right? It's just a few hours of driving, what's wrong with a young man standing for a few hours? Look at my fat body, can you bear to let me stand for an hour?"
Tang Zhihang finally couldn't help but scold, Tang Zhihang, who has always had a good temper, scolded in front of Zhao Min for the first time: "I cnm, you are fat and fat, what is the matter with Lao Tzu? But anyone with a little brain will want to face, you probably threw away your brain along with the placenta when it was developing in the mother's womb, right? If it weren't for the sake of you and your wife, I would have started to beat you, a single-celled creature with a mouth and no anus, to separate the plasma wall, and if you are interested, you should hurry up and get out of the way, otherwise I will dirty my hands if I beat you up. ”
Although he felt that he couldn't understand most of what Tang Zhihang said, he knew that Tang Zhihang was scolding him. The woman next to her was so ashamed that she covered her face with her hands to prevent others from seeing her appearance, and the fat man continued to be arrogant and unreasonable: "Your mother's little rabbit cub still wants to beat Lao Tzu......?
Before he finished speaking, Tang Zhihang immediately leaned up and grabbed the fat man's sweaty hand and put it on his neck, and sneered: "Then you pinch it, pinch me to death." After pinching me to death, you can wait to be arrested by the police and sentenced - now there are hundreds of witnesses in this car, and they all watched what you did. What you just did has already caused public anger, no one will help you except your wife, and they will even collude to add more egregious charges to you, so that you will be sentenced to death directly, how about the two of us on Huangquan Road together?"
The fat man was so frightened that he hurriedly pushed Tang Zhihang away, the sweat on his forehead didn't know if it was because of the hot weather or because he was scared out of Tang Zhihang's words, if he was scared out, his courage was too small.
Tang Zhihang saw that he still seemed unwilling to give up his position, and the flight attendant next to him was about to take out the walkie-talkie and call other flight attendants to come over to help. Tang Zhihang immediately took out his ID card, shook it in front of the fat man, and said: "Although I am a college student, my ID card is not yet eighteen years old—do you understand what the concept is? That is to say, according to the law of the country of El, even if I cut off one of your arms, I will go to the juvenile detention center and come out after half a month." And if you just hurt me a little, at least it will be three years to start. It's true that I'm not good at fighting, but I still have absolute confidence that a fat guy like you won't catch me...... Anyway, I'm at most half a month, and you're at least three years......"
"Smack!" suddenly came the applause when the woman sitting on the side slapped the fat man, she stood up and kicked the fat man again, crying: "Get up! Isn't it shameful enough! I should have listened to my mother in the first place, don't marry you! Nothing but bragging...... Divorce! When we go home, we will divorce!"
Saying that, the woman covered her face and left, and the fat man hurriedly wiped the cold sweat on her forehead and chased after her.
Tang Zhihang looked at the backs of the two and sighed: "Alas, it's terrible to be uneducated. I'm so scared that I can't walk steadily, I should have brought a pair of crutches to sell him. ”
Tang Zhihang's words just now were naturally fooling people, he knew that if he fought, he would never be able to beat this dead fat man, he was a minor or something, and half a month in a juvenile detention center or something was even more fantastical, how could a juvenile slash someone only need to be in the juvenile detention center for half a month and it would be fine?
Tang Zhihang sat down in the position that the two of them had given up, and the middle-aged man who had just let go of the seat with him also sat down and said to Tang Zhihang: "The young man is good, he has a very good mouth." ”
Tang Zhihang said with a smile: "It's nothing, it's nothing, in fact, I'm quite weak, if he punches me directly, I may not be able to get up." ”
Zhao Min, who had witnessed everything, grabbed Tang Zhihang's hand again and said excitedly: "Master, you are so powerful! You can cure even such a cheeky person!"
"You can't deal with this kind of person the way you do with a normal person. Tang Zhihang taught Zhao Min: "The so-called soft is afraid of hard, hard is afraid of horizontal, horizontal is afraid of Leng, and Leng's is afraid of dying." We can deduce that the one who doesn't want to die is the existence at the top of the food chain, as long as you don't want to die, no matter who can't do anything about you. Do you know about honey badgers?"
Zhao Min shook his head, so Tang Zhihang opened the topic again and began to popularize the existence of honey badgers to Zhao Min, and even the middle-aged man on the side and some people who had just paid attention to this side curiously leaned their ears around to listen to Tang Zhihang's nonsense.
Tang Zhihang deliberately ignored Qin Shi's existence, and Qin Shi didn't care about Tang Zhihang lowering his head and playing with his mobile phone, Tang Zhihang talked nonsense to Zhao Min for nearly two hours, and the train finally arrived at the station at this time.
After getting off the train, Zhao Min and Qin Shi left together, and Zhao Min seemed to be going to live at Qin Shi's house. When she left, Qin Shi didn't look at Tang Zhihang directly, and Zhao Min didn't seem to notice the disharmony between the two at all, anyway, she and everyone were laughing and talking, and neither of them would show her face.
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Holding the red bean milk tea that had been drunk, I sucked the red beans inside with a straw, and Tang Zhihang, who was sitting opposite, was also sucking his red beans like me. I said to Tang Zhihang: "Is this the case?"
Tang Zhihang nodded and said, "That's it, and that's the process." ”
"Then what are you worried about?" I wondered, "What is it about this that makes you angry? Is there anything wrong with you and Zhao Min being close for nearly two hours?"
Tang Zhihang said: "What I am obsessed with is Qin Shi...... She didn't talk to me on that train, and she didn't even say thank you after I helped them...... Originally, I wanted to talk to her, but what kind of attitude did she have? Her attitude made me very unhappy, so I decided from then on that I would not say a word to her again, no matter what happened. ”
"Are you a child quarreling?" I poured all the red beans in the cup into my mouth and ate them satisfied, and said, "You two are adults, okay? When something happens, can't you sit together and negotiate well? Do you have to play cold war like a child and ignore each other? Isn't that interesting?"
Tang Zhihang turned his head and snorted coldly: "Impossible, no matter what happens, I can't forgive her." From the moment she introduced her boyfriend to Zhao Min, I decided that it was impossible to forgive her anymore. ”
"Uh......" Tang Zhihang moved this matter out again, I didn't know what to say for a while, after all, no matter how you look at this matter, Qin Shi did it wrong, Tang Zhihang was hit by this incident at the beginning, and he was no longer willing to believe in love......
I looked at Tang Zhihang sitting in front of me, he seemed to have permed his hair and made a hairstyle, now he looks inexplicably better than the previous Tang Zhihang, if it is not too demanding, I think in fact, the current Tang Zhihang may be very likely to be able to find a girlfriend. But Tang Zhihang shouldn't be able to find a girlfriend, right? This simple guy still thinks that he can wait for Zhao Min to notice his intentions, and thinks that one day Zhao Min will break up with her girlfriend and come to Tang Zhihang.
But isn't that a spare tire? If it's Zhao Min's spare tire, then even if it's a spare tire, he's willing, right? Maybe Tang Zhihang has such an idea, right?
I couldn't help laughing, looking at this stupid Tang Zhihang, fortunately, the feeling he should have left me has been diluted by Wu Xuan, otherwise I would still be like Tang Zhihang stupidly like Zhao Min, right?
But I'm not Tang Zhihang now, I don't like Zhao Min like Tang Zhihang, so ......
I stood up and said to Tang Zhihang: "I'm not you, I'm Tang Yihan." ”
Tang Zhihang was puzzled: "Then what's the matter? I know you're Tang Yuhan, why do you suddenly say this?"
"I'm not you, so your thoughts aren't mine. What you don't want to do, I'm going to do. I put my bag on my back and said to Tang Zhihang: "I'm going to find out, I'm going to ask Qin Shi what happened at the beginning, why did she introduce her boyfriend to Zhao Min in the first place, and why she introduced a boyfriend to Zhao Min who she almost didn't know when she knew that her best friend liked Zhao Min." ”
Saying that, I walked out of the cold drink shop, leaving Tang Zhihang alone in a daze.