"I'm not dead, I'm not dead, it's so nice to be alive!"

Seeing that he was not dead, Liu Kai immediately jumped up excitedly, not caring at all about his soaked pants.

Compared with his own life, he is just scared and incontinent, what is the shame of this!

"Bastard, I'm scared to death of my mother, but he dares to tease me, even if he is Wanqin's student, he must not be spared easily!"

Mu Xiaodan glared at Ye Xuan viciously.

"Hey, isn't this a big ball girl? I actually saw you again!"

Looking at Mu Xiaodan's gritted teeth, Ye Xuan smiled and took the initiative to say hello.

Big ball girl?

This sentence suddenly shocked the jaws of the people around him and almost dropped.

"Oh my God. Is this true?"

"How dare he tease Captain Mu?"

He Bing felt completely crazy in his heart, although the two things of their captain were indeed amazingly big, but they only dared to talk about one or two things in private, it was the first time they had seen it so bravely to say it to Mu Xiaodan.

Awesome. What kind of sacredness is this brother, Lao Tzu doesn't even help his grandmother cross the road, and his uncle obeys him!

"What did you say?"

Mu Xiaodan gritted his teeth and stared at Ye Xuan word by word. If the eyes could kill a person, there was no doubt that Ye Xuan would have died many times.

"Big ball girl, I didn't pay much attention to you last time, but now I find out that you are sick, have you ever felt tightness in your chest and poor breathing recently?

Ye Xuan asked with a faint smile.

Mu Xiaodan, who was already on the verge of rage, had a stiff face after hearing this, obviously she didn't expect Ye Xuan to really explain her recent symptoms so clearly, but thinking that Ye Xuan called her a big ball girl, she had a feeling in her heart that she had broken Ye Xuan's body into pieces.

"Bastard, if you can't tell me the origin of my illness, my mother will break your third leg!"

Mu Xiaodan roared angrily.

Looking at Mu Xiaodan's violent appearance, Ye Xuan sighed inadvertently.

Sure enough, things gather like people and divide people into groups, no wonder Chu Wanqin is so violent, I'm afraid that she was affected by this big ball girl.

Ye Xuan shook his head and spoke indifferently.

"The origin of your symptoms is also simple, mainly because the waist is too thin and the chest is too big, which makes the body proportions seriously imbalanced, which will have a great burden on the body, and it will not take long to cause symptoms such as sagging, my personal advice to you is to either lose that place, or gain weight!"

Ye Xuan was not afraid of death, and Mu Xiaodan's face became more and more gloomy the more he listened, and finally turned into iron blue.

,!

Dare to change direction and flirt with the captain, the courage is commendable!

The police in the interrogation room laughed hard and couldn't straighten their backs.

"Hey, I'm afraid this guy is going to be unlucky, the person who dared to say this to the captain last time is still lying in the hospital, this guy is afraid that he will have to be a companion!"

Many policemen looked at Ye Xuan's eyes full of admiration, amazed, and shocked!

This guy is so brutal that he even dares to tease the overlord flower, it's just amazing!

"Look, he's going to be out of luck!"

Sure enough, the voice fell. I heard Mu Xiaodan gritting his teeth and roaring.

"You all get out of here, the old lady will interrogate him alone!"

Mu Xiaodan's murderous eyes glanced at him casually, and he was suddenly frightened by the group of spectators, and rushed out of the interrogation room in a swarm, looking at Ye Xuan with pity in his eyes, as if to say brother, you ask for more blessings!

"Ye Xuan, you stole your classmates' money, beat Liu Kai and others, and you wanted to kill Liu Kai just now, confess your guilt!"

Mu Xiaodan's voice was not mixed with the slightest emotion, and it was full of murderous intent.

Seeing this, Ye Xuan shook his head.

"Big ball girl, I think you misunderstood, I didn't do this!"

Didn't you do it?

"Could it be that I did it?"

Thinking of this bastard, the last time he beat Jin Dawei into a person who didn't look like a human, and said that he was filming, Mu Xiaodan was even angrier, he wouldn't treat everyone here as a fool, right?

"Bastard, you're going to stop talking. The old lady will let you taste the torture!"

Mu Xiaodan gritted his teeth and scolded, full of hatred for Ye Xuan, especially when he thought that this bastard actually almost opened her ass, and there was still a kind of hot pain to this day.

Torture?

Ye Xuan's eyes lit up, as if he was resigned to his fate. "Big ball girl, you can bear any torture, especially those little leather whips, candles or something, I can stand it!"

A little leather whip?

Candle?

Mu Xiaodan's eyes were even colder. This bastard still thinks of her as a princess?

"Okay, okay, since you like excitement, then I'll fulfill you!"

"Are you sure?"

Ye Xuan's eyes brightened, looking at Mu Xiaodan's uniform. There is quite a hint of charm, and if you hold a small leather whip, you don't need to role-play at all, because she is, and that kind of hotness is really not an ordinary stimulus.

"I haven't found the whip, I think it's more appropriate to use a baton!"

Mu Xiaodan stared at Ye Xuan mockingly. Seriously.

Truncheon?

Sister, this thing isn't fun, it's too exciting.

"Well, Captain Mu, I was just joking with you. I guess you wouldn't mind, would you?"

Ye Xuan said with a smile, he didn't treat this place as a police station at all.

"Okay, let's get down to business, you must be very clear about our policy, right?"

"Confess leniency and go home to move bricks. Resist being strict and go home to farm!"

Syllable!

"Be serious!"

Mu Xiaodan's face was extremely ugly, and he slapped it angrily on the interrogation table.

"Captain Mu, I think let's talk about something useful, right?"

Something useful?

"I wonder what you want to talk about?"

Mu Xiaodan tried to recover from that anger and asked lightly.

"It's simple. It's okay to talk about your measurements, although I've touched it, but I don't have a specific number in my heart, which makes me very anxious, I heard that that thing can be big or small......."

Ye Xuan didn't finish his words. saw Mu Xiaodan take his hand to his waist, obviously about to pull out a gun, and the group of policemen outside were also shocked when they heard it.

"This guy is so arrogant, he still dares to tease the captain, it's like an old birthday star eating arsenic, thinking that his life is too long!"

"By the way, what did he say just now, he touched the captain's ......"

"Damn, Captain Mu is a woman recognized by Yang Shao, and he dares to despise Captain Mu. You must tell Yang Shao about this!"

When Yang Wenqing's eyeliner heard this, he immediately rushed to report.

Ye Xuan saw that Mu Xiaodan was about to pull out his gun, so he hurriedly rushed forward and held down Mu Xiaodan.

Seeing Ye Xuan rushing over, Mu Xiaodan was not to be outdone. The palm of his hand was spread out, and a palm knife slashed towards Ye Xuan's neck.

Seeing the palm knife coming, Ye Xuan's body was deflected, and he easily dodged Mu Xiaodan's attack, and then swept his legs. directly swept Mu Xiaodan to the ground, and his ass suddenly came into close contact with the ground, and his buttocks, which were already hot and painful, hurt more and more violently at the moment.

"Bastard, you dare!"

Mu Xiaodan felt like his butt was tearing. Suddenly furious, his eyes were bloodshot and staring at Ye Xuan, eager to break this guy's body into pieces.

"Awesome, awesome!"

"Even the captain is not his opponent, this guy is not bad, but it's a pity that he is too arrogant!"

Everyone stared at this scene with wide eyes.

"Big ball girl, don't get excited, I accidentally gave you a pulse just now!" Ye Xuan said meaningfully.

Pulse?

"You want to fool me again, do you really think that the old lady will be deceived by you?"

Mu Xiaodan stared at Ye Xuan with disdain.

"Actually, you're really sick!"

"And he's not sick!"

Ye Xuan said with a serious face.

Sick?

"You're sick, your whole family is sick!"

Mu Xiaodan's fair face was so angry that he glared at Ye Xuan and scolded without regard to his image.

Unbelief?

"Have you been bitten by a bug recently, and the wound is very itchy and starts to suppurate?"

Ye Xuan said with confidence on his face.

Mu Xiaodan, who was just about to start, paused at his feet. It seems that this guy is right.

"Relatives who were supposed to come, didn't come!"

Ye Xuan's words were not shocking, and Mu Xiaodan's face was extremely ugly.

"You know all this?"

Mu Xiaodan's mouth opened wide in surprise, this was her most private secret. Even Chu Wanqin didn't know.

"You've been very upset at work lately, weak, and sleepy?"

Ye Xuan spoke again.

"Am I really sick?"

Mu Xiaodan looked at Ye Xuan in disbelief, her face was extremely pale, although she didn't want to admit it, but Ye Xuan said that the symptoms were all right, everyone would be afraid in the face of illness, not to mention that Mu Xiaodan was still so young.

"Captain Mu, to tell you the truth, the insect that bit you is highly poisonous, if you don't expel the toxin within a week and cure the disease, I'm afraid your life will be difficult to protect!"

Ye Xuan said solemnly.

"Fuck off, you're going to die in a week, no, my mother is going to let you die now!"

Seeing that Ye Xuan actually dared to curse her, Mu Xiaodan was even more angry, and he waved his fist, and was about to rush towards Ye Xuan angrily.

The fist wind whistled, and the power was obviously not weak.

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