Chapter 2: Summer Adventures (2)
Ginseng, this term Shangguan Mei has only heard a little on TV and in books, and as for real life, Mao has not seen a single one.
She had heard of 100-year-old ginseng and 1000-year-old ginseng, but this 10,000-year-old ginseng was really the first time she had heard of it, and she had seen it alive.
Her little heart was pounding in fear for hours.
This is a treasure found.
According to Shangguan Hong's conservative estimate, this 10,000-year-old ginseng is worth at least seven figures, which is rare to see in 100 million years, which can be called the birthday star in ginseng, or the love in the birthday star.
After picking up such a big baby at home and looking at the orchard, Shangguan Hong hurriedly called his wife Liu Wenyi to share the pie that fell from the sky, and kept calling the most well-known ginseng expert in the county.
When the expert heard that it was a 10,000-year-old guy, he was so excited on the phone that he couldn't speak, and he couldn't wait to fly over immediately, but unfortunately he only had two legs, and he couldn't find the little-known hill of Shangguan's house.
Shangguan Hong and Liu Wenyi had to take a taxi to pick them up. Before going out, he locked the two big treasures of Shangguan Mei and Ginseng in the house.
Anti-theft does not carry such ......
Shangguan Mei wanted to cry without tears.
She slapped the ginseng head angrily: "It's all your fault, it's all your ......" The first time in her life she was locked by her father and mother was actually because of a ginseng ...... People are not as good as heaven!
A faint voice floated in the room: "Don't ...... It hurts ......."
Shangguan Mei stopped moving, and her voice stopped abruptly.
She tilted her head and searched the house for a long time, but she didn't see a ghost, could it be that she heard it wrong?
She lowered her head, but saw the ginseng she was holding in her hand standing up, and two eyes appeared out of nowhere on her body, looking at her in bad spirits.
A sound of killing pigs pierced the sky: "Ah...... Hell ......"
Shangguan Mei subconsciously threw away the monster in her hand, and retreated again and again, until she hit the wall and could not retreat, and then remembered that she should run out to have a way out, but unfortunately she couldn't open the door with three big horse locks.
There was a pang of despair in my heart......
The ginseng monster that was thrown into the air by Shangguan Mei hit the ceiling and fell to the ground and almost smashed the corpse.
Ginseng staggered to his feet from the ground, his eyes flashed with Venus, and two short and thick fingers pointed at Shangguan Mei, who was about to collapse by the door: "Hey, can't you just take it lightly?"
It pointed to the deep knife mark on its stomach and said, "I'm unlucky enough to be slashed, and I'm about to lose my life when I am so ravaged by you." ”
Shangguan Mei's body softened desperately along the door panel, and she sat on the ground with her buttocks, she cried: "I'm just an ordinary girl, if you want to hurt others, you will hurt others...... Woowoo woo ......"
It's an elf who has been enlightened for many years, and it looks suave, and it looks like a good person, what kind of eyes does this woman have!
The ginseng elf wanted to soothe the woman's little heart, but after taking two steps, it touched the wound on its body, and it couldn't help but squeak in pain, so it could only stand in place and use words to comfort the frightened fawn by the door.
It pointed to a shadow the size of a football in the light and said, "Hey, woman, you can see clearly, I'm not a ghost." Besides, ghosts are invisible and shadowless, how can they harm people so easily. ”
The horror on Shangguan Mei's face turned into lovelessness, it has a shape and a shadow, it must be more powerful than a ghost, it's over, it's dead!
She's only lived for nineteen years, and she doesn't want to die, woo woo woo......
The sound of killing pigs howled in the hope that people walking nearby would hear her scream.
The scream pierced into the eardrums, the ginseng elf stroked his forehead with a headache, and the short smooth and round hand turned into a small circle, and a pale white light flew towards Shangguan Mei's lips.
Then she couldn't make any sound.
For the first time in my life, I really experienced what it means to "call the heavens and the earth not to be spiritual".
Tears kept rolling in her eyes, and her body almost retreated and merged with the wooden door, so you can imagine how scared she was.
Seeing this, the ginseng elf really realized that he might be scaring others.
This woman is too cowardly, she hasn't done anything!
It slowly approached Shangguan Mei, and lowered its voice apologetically to discuss with her: "That, don't be afraid, I won't do anything to you, as long as you promise not to make a sound, I will withdraw the spell, how about it?"
Shangguan Mei blinked her teary eyes and nodded timidly.
Seeing the sincerity in her eyes, the ginseng elf smiled, pursed her lips and blew forward, someone could finally make a sound.
Shangguan Mei shrank her finger and whispered to the guy in front of her, "You...... What are you?"
The ginseng elf thrust his two short and thick hands into his waist and said in a high-spirited voice: "Can't you see it? I am an elf who gathers the aura of heaven and earth and absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon." ”
Shangguan Mei seemed to understand: "Oh......"
Looking at someone's puzzled little eyes, the ginseng elf sighed, and then added, "Don't you guys have a TV or something? There should be something about our elves on it, right?"
Shangguan Mei scratched her head, that's really not, all the demons and monsters that appear on TV are there, where are there any elves?
Demons and monsters seem to eat people, so ......
After pressing down on her fluttering heart and taking a deep breath, she boldly asked, "What's the difference between you elves and youkai?"
Hearing this stupid question, the ginseng elf couldn't help laughing: "Eh, there are no monsters, they are all made up by you humans, but the prototype of the monsters is indeed our elves." Speaking of being falsely rumored to be a monster by you humans, it goes back to ancient times......"
A sharp screech slashed through the air.
"Mom, ......" Shangguan Mei crossed her hands and hugged herself, eager to get into the crack of the door and hide.
"No, what are you afraid of?"
Tears poured into the corners of her eyes, Shangguan Mei pursed her mouth, and begged with fear: "This monster, I am a good person, filial piety and kindness, and often help my grandmother cross the road, don't eat me...... Woowoo woo ......"
The ginseng elf wiped a handful of sweat, and the word "monster" was the most hated thing in its life.
It's a high-level human elf, it's good, it's a monster monster, it's ugly to death.
Patience was gradually worn out by Shangguan Mei's cry, and it was not a good hand at coaxing women, so it burst out and shouted: "Don't howl, whoever wants to eat you, elves can't hurt human lives." ”
When she covered her mouth after speaking, it was already too late, and Shangguan Mei listened to it word for word.
Shangguan Mei smiled like a rainbow after the rain: "What did you just say?"
The ginseng elf turned its head and pretended to be deaf.
The elves have a dead hole that can't hurt humans, and if this secret hasn't been known before, will it be slashed and then peach hides in the peach forest?
This reaction can be regarded as a tacit acquiescence, Shangguan Mei turned sadness into joy, since the monster can't kill herself, what are you afraid of?
So Shangguan Mei became full of confidence, she got up from the ground, and approached the ginseng elf step by step, her face full of ill intentions.
"What are you going to do?" the ginseng elf took a few steps back, and finally sat down on the ground with his legs limp from his injuries.
Shangguan Mei easily grabbed the three soft leaves of the ginseng elf and lifted them triumphantly, the weight was a little unexpected.
This guy looks the size of a football, and weighs as much as an egg, which is really not very good!
Shangguan Mei knocked on the part of its eyes that should be called "forehead", and leaned up to interrogate: "Ginseng elf, right, what will happen if I eat you?"
Generally speaking, ginseng is a big tonic that lives longer and better, and the more she eats it, the more she is nourishing, but she is slightly worried about eating this kind of ginseng that has become a sperm......
She didn't want to make up for it, but put her own life on the line, which should be the whole family, so she had to be cautious.
Ginseng seemed to understand her thoughts at the moment, and said with a wicked smile: "If you eat me, you will have sores on the soles of your feet, your whole body will be ulcerated and lazy, life is better than death, and you will never see the light of day." ”
Shangguan Mei let out a faint "oh" sound, and quickly ran her brain, which she thought was unparalleled, to show her cleverness.
If it says that eating it will be good, she will not believe it, but if it says that eating it will be harmful, she will never believe it.
Sores on the soles of the feet after eating people?
Shangguan Mei suddenly laughed evilly: "Oops, I have never had sores on the soles of my feet and ulcers all over my body, it just so happens that I am a person who likes to try, and I just got my wish after eating you." ”
The ginseng elf secretly felt bad, and asked in a trembling voice, "What are you going to do?"
Shangguan Mei's face was closer, and there was only an inch of distance in the middle, and the unique fragrance of ginseng penetrated into her nostrils, swelling and swelling her intestines, and her stomach was hungry, and she almost drooled.
"You smell so good. Shangguan Mei swallowed her saliva: "I don't know how it tastes." ”
No matter how powerful the ginseng elf is, it is destined to not be able to escape if it is caught, not to mention that it is now seriously injured and has no strength to take two steps, let alone escape. So I could only close my eyes and wait for death.
Now it can only hope that Shangguan Mei is a contented human being, and let it go after two bites, although its face is ruined, at least it will save its life.
Shangguan Mei began to want to chew slowly with her eyes closed and enjoy the deliciousness, but when she thought about it carefully, how did it feel like kissing......
So she opened her eyes, and sadly, she couldn't get her mouth shut.
What she wants to eat is not an ordinary ginseng, but a ginseng spirit with a nose, eyes and life, and she can still feel its trembling body.
Eating living things, she really can't challenge.
Now she can almost understand why Tang Seng in Journey to the West can't talk about ginseng fruit.
Shangguan Mei let go of the ginseng leaf in her hand, the ginseng elf fell to the ground, she turned her head, pretended to be blind and said, "Before I regret it, disappear quickly." ”
Counting the time, the ginseng elf should have left before she turned back, but it hadn't gone yet.
A leaf of the ginseng elf moved slightly, looking at Shangguan Mei and smiling very cutely, people couldn't help but feel love, and spoke weakly: "I'm injured, I can't go, I believe you are a good human being, can you ...... Can you ......?"
didn't say anything, the whole body slammed back, unconscious, and the facial features and limbs disappeared, becoming a veritable ginseng.
Shangguan Mei was stunned and walked over slowly, very at a loss. What was the condition? Dead? Or was she faint? Unfortunately, there was nowhere for her to sniff.