32 This thing is a little crooked

"I went, I chose C wrong. Wang Zulan said.

"People's high IQ didn't calculate at all, and they chose A directly. "It's starting to be Li Chen's turn.

"Why. Wang Zulan asked.

Chen Ping'an said, "According to Chinese law, when the specific kinetic energy of the muzzle is greater than or equal to 1.8 joules/square centimeter, it will be recognized as a firearm, that is, when the specific kinetic energy is greater than or equal to 1.8 joules/square centimeter, it will be lethal to the human body, and it is too exaggerated for you to choose C, 2000 joules, needless to say that a drop of rain is enough to kill a person and kill a cow." ”

"It's amazing. ”

"High IQ. ”

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"So, the correct answer is a." The director said.

The second question is a primary school textbook question. "From Baicao Garden to Sanwei Book House" is a reminiscence essay written by Lu Xun about the wonderful life of childhood, in which the eldest mother told Lu Xun a story. Please answer.

"I studied this text in elementary school, and I only remember He Shou Wu, what story his eldest mother told Lu Xun, but I don't remember it at all. Zheng Kai said.

"I don't remember it at all. Deng Chao said.

"What did the eldest mother tell Lu Xun, how do I know. Program team, you're doing something. Chen He said.

"High IQ, do you know?" asked Li Chen Ping'an.

"I know. Chen Ping'an said.

"That's good. Li Chen said.

Chen Ping'an wrote on the board, "The story of the beautiful snake." ”

"Chen He, what are you doing? Block the board and don't let him peek at the answers. Li Chen said loudly, and then blocked Chen He with his body.

"Li Chen, you don't have any friends like this, leave one thing today, and he will see you tomorrow. Chen He said.

"I've convinced you, you can still say it so fresh and refined when you peek at the answer. Li Chen said.

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"Okay, when the time comes, please show the question board for each team. The director said.

The Walrus team's answer is yes, the story of He Shou Wu.

I don't know the answer, so, scribble. Chen He was very tough.

The Sea Lions' answer is, blank.

"I learned this article in elementary school, and I only remember He Shou Wu,. Deng Chao said.

The answer to the Dolphins, I don't know.

"I don't know. Wang Zulan was very calm.

The Manatees' answer. The story of the beautiful snake.

The director said, "Announcing the correct answer, in the article, the eldest mother told Lu Xun the story of the beautiful snake, and now, the Manatee team has scored two points, and the other teams have 0 points." ”

Wang Zulan ran to Chen Ping'an and said, "You are a true scholar. He pointed at Deng Chao again and said, "He is a pseudo-scholar." ”

"Director, let's admit defeat this time, let the Manatees win, they found a real scholar. baby said, "The student next to me is fake, he has always advertised himself as a real scholar, and every time he answers the game, he reveals his true form." ”

"Take a look at these two, give them a close-up of their faces, and there are two words written on both faces, confused. Li Chen said.

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"For the third question, please ask the staff to highlight the question. The director said.

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There is no suspense.

The Manatees got 6 out of 7 questions correctly. Get quest clues.

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The next day.

Downstairs bar.

Chen Ping'an walked into the bar.

"Chen Ping'an, you came just in time. Hu Yifei said.

"What's the matter? Chen Ping'an said.

"Zeng Xiaoxian is looking for you everywhere. If he can't find you, he's going to go crazy. Lu Ziqiao said.

"In fact,。。。。。 He's gone mad. Hu Yifei said, "You see he's coming." After rushing in from the door of the bar, Zeng Xiaoxian entered the bar, his eyes scanned, and he immediately locked on to Chen Ping'an, and walked straight to Chen Ping'an.

"Chen Ping'an, I've been looking for you for a long time. Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"What's the matter? Chen Ping'an said.

"Human lives matter. Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Do you need to say it so exaggerated?" Hu Yifei said, "Just say it directly, the first story of the ghost blowing the lantern has been told yesterday.

"You said that there are many more stories about ghosts blowing out lanterns, Longling Maze, Yun\1 South Worm Valley, Kunlun Shrine,。。。。 Right. Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Chen Ping'an expectantly.

"Yes. Chen Ping'an said.

"I enter your micro \1 blog every day, why didn't I update the Exquisite Ancient City after I finished updating it. Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"I don't have time. Chen Ping'an said.

。。。。 That's a delicate reason.

"Chen Ping'an, I'm your brother, right? Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Yes. Chen Ping'an said.

"Now my brother is in trouble, you will definitely help, right? Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Yes. Chen Ping'an said.

"The entire content of the Ghost Blowing Lantern Exquisite Ancient City was finished last night, if I don't have any new content to talk about tonight, do you know what the consequences are?" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"What a consequence. Chen Meijia said.

"My moon and my heart went from 11 o'clock to 12 o'clock, and it changed back to 2 o'clock to 3 o'clock in the zero morning, and I had to answer the phone calls that would never end, talking about the boring Xiaoxian who had something to say, no one listened to my show... Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"It's a salted fish again, isn't it? Hu Yifei said.

Zeng Xiaoxian continued, "When I think of this picture, it's too terrifying, it's a nightmare, so, as a brother, you must help me, right, you are always in your busy schedule, take the time to write some content, so that I can have new content to talk about in the show." ”

"Teacher Zeng, you're so disgusting. Chen Meijia said.

"Teacher Zeng, you are so cheap. Lu Ziqiao said.

Can you call a slut if you are not cheap?

"Chen Ping'an, you can write some so that this salted fish can go on a business. Hu Yifei said.

"There is time for me to restore the update on the micro \1 blog. Chen Ping'an said.

"I'm going to talk about new content on the show tonight, otherwise, countless fans who blow the lights will spray me to death, and I don't want fans to send me blades. Zeng Xiaoxian said, "You must write a chapter before 10 o'clock in the evening." ”

"But I don't want to move at this time. Should..... I'm so hungry that I don't want to move. Chen Ping'an said.

"10 pork knuckles. Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Go buy it right away. ”

"20 pork knuckles. ”

"Tenfu's sauce pork knuckle. ”

"Okay, deal. Before 10 o'clock in the evening, I will update a chapter on the micro \1 blog, you can take it and talk about it. Chen Ping'an said.

"This product, the character must be a little crooked. ”

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gnawing on the pork knuckle, coding words and correcting typos, it took 2 and a half hours to write a chapter.

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posted a Weibo.

The ghost blows the lantern, the first story is exquisite, and the ancient city is finished. Begin the second story, the Longling Maze.

posted a second Weibo.

Longling Grottoes, Chapter 1, Incense Shoes. This is followed by an H5 text link.

The little friends were suddenly overjoyed and ran to tell each other.

"Your sister's. It's finally updated. ”

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