514. Desert Trip – Where do beauties go to boo?
They brought some raw meat and fast food noodles, but after the raw meat is served tonight, it will spoil, and the fast food noodles can not rot, but in the future, the water will become less and less, and everyone will definitely be reluctant to use it to cook noodles.
So, tonight is definitely the "Last Supper" of this journey. Now the fuel is also from local materials, so I can only find some dead grass and some camel dung to make do.
Li Xiangyan frowned and said, "According to our itinerary, we should be able to get to the location of the last accident tomorrow afternoon, Ye Fan, can we bypass it?"
The old man Baltu came over, he did not participate in the last long journey, but he had also heard about it, shook his head and said: "No, I know your route last time, and it is the same as our route this time. We have been walking along the Nazha River, and we must not deviate from this dark river, otherwise, if we run out of water, we will die of thirst in the black desert!"
Li Xiangyan's face immediately became ugly.
"Don't worry!" Ye Fan patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "We will definitely be able to walk over." ”
Ye Fan's words were an understatement, but, for some reason, Li Xiangyan still felt a kind of confidence, and his heart was much more stable.
He knew that Ye Fan had a unique skill, and his strength was too magical and mysterious, far beyond his imagination. For a moment, he even had a hint of anticipation for the future journey and Ye Fan's appearance.
After dinner, everyone went into the tent to rest, the sun was gone, the twilight was four, there was no moon this night, but the sand still reflected a faint shimmer, the visibility was okay, there was no wind, and the black desert in the distance was like the golden satin fur of a sleeping lion.
The temperature was very low, almost reaching zero degrees, Ye Fan took care of Ye Yingluo and slept in another tent, then got into his tent, opened the storage ring, took out "Wan Jin Fang", and flipped through it, because he was very familiar with the content of this book, he had a strong purpose, and directly found Wisteria Wood.
Wisteria wood is the core medicinal material for refining the Storm Qi Pill, the Storm Qi Pill for cultivators, in layman's terms, similar to the stimulants in the human world, can quickly gather true yuan, burst out with amazing power, and can even reach ten times the original cultivation of cultivators, it can be said that the Storm Pill is a very despicable big cheat.
The reason is very simple, the average cultivator has divine sense, and will quickly gain insight into the other party's cultivation, but after the other party secretly takes medicine, the cultivation will explode ten times in a short period of time, and it will achieve the attack effect of surprise and unpreparedness, which often makes the other party stunned and sad to hang up later.
But at the same time, this kind of Violent Qi Pill still has some side effects on cultivators, under normal circumstances, within a short period of time after the violent qi, cultivators will be completely lost, just like mortals, unless you continue to take drugs. However, ordinary cultivators would not do this, because the danger of continuous drug use is even greater, and even the meridians will be broken, and the sea of qi will explode.
Ye Fan opened the "Ten Thousand Golden Fangs" and soon found a record about wisteria wood -- "Wisteria wood, produced in the thirsty land of Western Xinjiang, can lift the spirit and gather divine power, but after taking it, it will die of detachment, be cautious and use it with caution!
Actually, Ye Fan remembered this text very clearly, but he still wanted to take a look at it and make sure again.
Because on the Xiuzhen Continent, the spirit plant of wisteria wood is born in water, but on the earth, this wisteria wood is born in arid land. Ye Fan could conclude that this wisteria wood was the wisteria wood on the Xiuzhen Continent, because the appearance and utility of the two were exactly the same.
Ye Fan didn't know if he would happen to meet Wisteria Mu when he came to Xijiang this time, he couldn't think of a reason, and was about to sleep, at this moment, he saw a figure appear outside the tent, his consciousness swept away, and he found that it was Zhu Lingfei, and asked, "Who is where?"
"Huh?" Zhu Lingfei was startled, hesitated for a moment, and then said, "Ye Fan, can you do me a favor?"
"What's the matter?" Ye Fan got out of the tent.
Zhu Lingfei was wearing a thick cotton pajamas, and the breeze blew his long raven-colored hair, fluttering.
She lowered her head and hugged her shoulders, shivering with coldness, her eyes lifted, and her beautiful eyes looked at Ye Fan with shame: "Can you accompany me?"
Although Zhu Lingfei was quite firm when she traveled, after all, she was born in a family of eunuchs, and her family has always been wealthy, and she still has some young lady's temperament in her bones.
When I came out, I also brought pajamas and even some makeup.
"Accompany you?" Ye Fan smiled, "How can I accompany you?"
"I ...... I ......" Zhu Lingfei's expression twisted: "I want to pee, but there is no toilet here...... What should I do?"
Ye Fan saw her holding her legs and just wanted to laugh, but he still scanned the surroundings with a stiff face, pointed to a bush and said, "Are you going there?"
Zhu Lingfei turned his head to look over, and saw that the bushes were very low, and when he squatted down, he was afraid that he would be able to cover his buttocks, so he couldn't help but get up anxiously and said, "That place is not hidden enough!"
"This is a desert, not a primeval forest, how can it be hidden!" Ye Fan glanced at her, suddenly smiled narrowly, and said, "What, you wait......"
As he spoke, he turned around and took out a bottle of soda from the storage ring, Zhu Lingfei suddenly became dumbfounded, he didn't see Ye Fan with a drink, why did he take out a bottle as soon as he turned around?
Ye Fan took out the soda, and he didn't want to waste it, so he drank it in one go, and then handed the bottle to Zhu Lingfei: "You go to the tent, use this, and then pour it out, isn't it?"
"Huh?" Zhu Lingfei's pretty face turned red in an instant, lowered her head and looked at the ground twistedly, and muttered, "This is not very good, right?"
Zhu Lingfei thought, it would be fine if you gave me a clean bottle, but the mouth of this bottle was stained with your saliva, if I accidentally touched it when I peed, wouldn't it mean that you kissed me indirectly? It's too embarrassing!
Besides, a girl, a big girl with yellow flowers, peeing with a bottle, I feel unbearable when I think about it, it's too burying!
"Then what should I do?" Ye Fan didn't expect so many thoughts to turn in Zhu Lingfei's head in an instant, and he shrugged helplessly, "Or you can go to pee in the bushes!"
"But, what if others see it?" Zhu Lingfei was worried, "Moreover, I heard that there will be cobras, scorpions and the like in the desert at night, if they bite me......"
"What's that...... When I think about it, although a righteous gentleman like me won't peek, a hypocrite like Ye Linfeng will peek. Ye Fan scratched his head and said, "In this way, I will help you block it, and if there is any scorpion or something, I will protect you!"
"You...... You still say that you are a righteous gentleman?" Zhu Lingfei smiled, remembering that Ye Fan secretly photographed her, "How did Ye Linfeng become a hypocrite again?"
Actually, after so many years, she doesn't mind much anymore, a young man with strong blood, who is resting on him, there are beautiful women taking a bath opposite, and they will also peek and take pictures.
"What, young and ignorant, young and ignorant, Professor Zhu, don't bring up the old things again, don't let me look at you and owe you a lifetime. ”
Ye Fan was embarrassed, but he laughed and teased: "Your status is so noble, my business, money, and status are not attractive to you, I want to return this favor, except to promise me to be very handsome!"
"I heard you were praising me, why did you become a boast later?" Zhu Lingfei was amused by Ye Fan and giggled, and the laughter came out like a silver bell, "Can we stop being so narcissistic?"
"Alas, I never make friends with other handsome people, so my network is very narrow. "Anyway, it's okay at night, Ye Fan is happy to have a beautiful woman to tease him, "This is a disease!
Zhu Lingfei giggled like this, her nerves were even more relaxed, her urge to urinate was even stronger, she couldn't bear it anymore, and waved her hand at Ye Fan: "No, I have to go!"
"Except for being handsome and more serious, I don't have any good qualities. Ye Fan smiled and accompanied Zhu Lingfei to the bushes, "Everything else is a shortcoming, I can't live!"
"Come on, don't be narcissistic, turn your back, don't peek!" Zhu Lingfei walked into the bushes, grabbed the belt buckle in her hand, turned her head, and warned Ye Fan coquettishly, "Otherwise, I will look down on you!"
"Since yesterday, I have changed my past mistakes and will never look at them again! I am very confident in my ability to resist temptation. Ye Fan teased, turned around obediently, picked up a cigarette and smoked.
Behind him there was the sound of trampling on the bushes and the branches breaking, followed by the slight impact of unfastening the metal belt buckle and the friction of the clothes of the Suosuo, and then the sound of the spring rain falling silently, extremely slight, but extremely pleasant.
Zhu Lingfei, who was booing, was flushed with shame, it was the first time she was booing with a big man standing next to her. Her face burned with shame, and she frowned and bit her lower lip gently
seemed to realize that the sound of the running water that she was booing out was too loud, and the sphincter in the depths of Zhu Lingfei's heart tightened, but unexpectedly, the next moment, it surged out even more violently, and the sound sounded like thunder to her, which shook her eardrums and made her faint.
She secretly glanced back at Ye Fan, and found that Ye Fan was really standing there straight, without looking back, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, looking chic and uninhibited.
She originally hated men who smoked very much, but, somehow, the bright and dark red glimmer in Ye Fan's hands at this moment was like a small flame, which seemed to her to be extremely warm and reassuring.
With a sigh of relief in her heart, a stronger urge of urine erupted, she relaxed her mind and sighed happily.
Hamlet said that to live or to die, it is a question.
Now Ye Fan wants to say, are the beauties booing, looking, or not looking? This is not a question at all.
Ye Fan, who thinks he is a righteous gentleman, will never look at it, it is too low-level, too vulgar, he has a more advanced and elegant way - to scan the past with his divine sense.