If Wen Jun saw Zhong Qin with a nosebleed, even if she was willing to forgive, Wen Jun, who was afraid of life, would probably dismantle it and cook the soup.

The conscience of heaven and earth, she is really for the good of Zhong Qin, a pervert.

It was also for Wen Jun, she couldn't imagine what Lin Jie's expression would be if she knew that her girlfriend was almost looked at by a male elf.

Needless to say, the first one will definitely blame her for raising a teacher.

Wen Jun walked out with his head rubbed, and saw that Zhong Qin's facial features had been covered and distorted, and couldn't help but feel pity: "You are like this, won't it be deformed?"

Zhong Qin was embarrassed about the nosebleed last night, so she didn't tell Wen Jun, so she was a little confused now. Why did her best friend become more and more violent after meeting this elf?

With all the strength in his hands, Shangguan Mei's smile seemed a little unreal: "I'm teaching it human etiquette, don't look at indecency, hehehehe......"

Wen Jun smiled generously and said: "Oh, it's just a ginseng, I can't afford to deal with a ginseng, and I'm not stupid." ”

Shangguan Mei shook her head after hearing this: "No, it's a ginseng now, and ...... in the future." What if it cultivates to adulthood in the future?"

Wen Jun smiled happily, stopped wiping his head and persuaded: "Ah Mei, watch less mythological TV series!"

………… She's obviously well-intentioned.

Zhong Qin lifted the tablecloth on his eyes, it was tightly covered, and the smell was so strong that it was about to stink to death, so he interjected angrily: "I will indeed cultivate to adulthood." ”

So Wenjun, can you hurry up and put on a normal dress, it feels really uncomfortable to be blindfolded by a rag.

When Wen Jun heard this, he hurriedly rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find clothes to wear, and said to Shangguan Mei while flipping: "Don't let go, wait for me to get dressed." "She was scared three times in one morning, and her heart couldn't stand it.

Shangguan Mei smiled unjustly and bent over.

After that, Shangguan Mei tortured and asked, "How long will it take for you to cultivate to adulthood?"

Zhong Qin scratched his head and said, "I don't know, I have lived for more than 1,300 years, and many people younger than me have already cultivated into human form, and some older than me have not succeeded in cultivating, so it is an unknown." ”

Spread his hands, expressing his helplessness.

Shangguan Mei was a little disappointed: "Don't you elves have a way to accelerate their cultivation?"

She was very curious, if Zhong Qin became a human, what would he look like?

Zhong Qin smiled brightly and muttered in a low voice, "That's why I'm looking for you." ”

Shangguan Mei pushed it, frowned and asked, "What did you say?" ”

Zhong Qin straightened his waist and said seriously: "This matter, it depends on the will of God, let it be!"

Shangguan Mei couldn't ask any more, and after that, the two girls ate something and chatted for a while, and took a nap at noon, and when they woke up, it was almost time for dinner.

First, Wen Jun lay on the bed and asked in a daze: "Ah Mei, what time is it?"

Shangguan Mei opened her eyes in a daze, picked up her mobile phone and looked at the time, yawned and said, "It's almost five o'clock." ”

Wen Jun jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, wiped away the tears brought by sleep, and whispered like a schoolboy who got up late, "Why have we slept for so long?" and then rolled over and got out of bed.

Shangguan Mei poked her head out from the head of the bed: "Why are you going?"

Dressing, galoshes, combing hair, makeup, everything is in a hurry. Wen Jun took half a day to spare time to answer her: "I made an appointment with Lin Jie to finish eating. ”

It's boring, Shangguan Mei put away her head and fell asleep.

"Ah Mei, do you want to go together?" Wen Jun asked.

Shangguan Mei's weakness swayed her hand left and right: "Don't go, I'm too lazy to run, I'll go to the supermarket to buy something to deal with in a while." ”

"Alright, I'll go first. ”

The panicked footsteps in the dormitory disappeared, and when the door closed, there was silence.

The sound of breathing lingered in the room, rhythmically falling together.

It wasn't the sound of her breathing.

Shangguan Mei wiped her confused eyes and searched around, only to find the rhythmic source of musical breathing.

On her thin ankles, leaning against the sleeping elf, it exuded faint white spots that floated endlessly, as beautiful as a dream.

Shangguan Mei was stunned for a moment, she believed it, Zhong Qin was really an elf!

Zhong Qin woke up and came back to her senses, pretending that nothing had happened just now.

Zhong Qin didn't notice the slight change in her eyes, and as soon as she woke up, she was busy touching herself, and then she said to herself in confusion: "Why doesn't it seem to be reacting?"

Shangguan Mei was also puzzled: "What kind of reaction do you want?"

Next time I slept in a different place. Zhong Qin smiled: "It's nothing, I fainted and woke up the things in my dream." ”

The mobile phone rang, and Wen Jun sent a message.

Shouldn't you concentrate on dating now? I actually have time to send her a message! Shangguan Mei clicked on the message with doubts, and after a series of surprised laughing and crying expressions, the key text came out.

Wen Jun: "314 latest news, do you want to listen to it?" followed by a series of slanted smiles.

Shangguan Mei quickly typed back: "The thief was caught?"

Wen Jun: "Hey, no, the school has only now figured out that it was played by the 314 bitter master." ”

Dare to play the school, admire and admire, the current students are so bold? Shangguan Mei was amazed, do you want to graduate successfully?

Shangguan Mei: "What's going on?" curious......

Wen Jun: "That's the case, a classmate came to 314 not long after we came, she had a pot of flowers in her bedroom, and when she was bored at night, she took pictures of the flowers, but she didn't expect to shoot them, and the flowers were gone (laughing and crying) You say it's not ridiculous." She immediately ran downstairs to find her aunt, saying that there was a ghost in her bedroom, and she almost called the police. ”

Shangguan Mei: "What happened later?"

Wen Jun: "Lin Jie took a group of student union cadres into the dormitory and searched for a long time, there were no ghosts and thieves, checked the surveillance, and she was the only one who entered the dormitory, but the classmate kept claiming that he saw her flowers disappear in front of her eyes, and now she doesn't dare to go back to the dormitory to sleep." ”

It seems that the school has indeed been tricked, and I am really worried that the classmate of 314 will spread feudal superstition, at least it will be a warning punishment!

If Shangguan Mei heard this kind of thing before, she would definitely stand on the side of the school and jointly reprimand the 314 classmates for making a fuss and spreading feudal superstition.

But now, after she met Zhong Qin, if others said that she saw aliens, she would choose to try to believe it, after all, the sky and the earth are big and difficult to estimate.

314 above, 214 below, there is only a layer of cement in the middle, so close distance, it is very suitable for committing crimes nearby...... Shangguan Mei suddenly had a bad premonition.

Shangguan Mei: "What kind of flower did 314 lose?"

Wen Jun asked Lin Jie next to him: "It's succulent, and the flowers are red." ”

Succulent, red flowers, Shangguan Mei subconsciously looked at the right corner of her desk, and the small pot of succulent flowers was blooming red.

Suddenly it dawned.

"If there's something, let's talk back. Shangguan Mei put down her mobile phone, was very amiable, and asked softly like an old man coaxing a child: "Xiao Zhong Qin Zhong Qin, you tell my sister honestly, where did you move that pot of meat?"

A sentence of Xiao Zhong Qin Zhong Qin, a certain elf secretly didn't know how many goosebumps had dropped.

Although he has lived for more than 1,300 years, Zhong Qin Elf has not experienced what it means to be "a woman's heart, a needle under the sea". Seeing Shangguan Mei's amiable face, it thought that she was in a good mood and would not be angry, so he confessed to her.

A small short hand pointed to the ceiling, and Zhong Qin smiled innocently: "There happens to be a pot upstairs, so I'll change it for you." ”

That's moving!

"Oh......" Shangguan Mei still smiled amiably: "Xiao Zhong Qin Zhong Qin, there is a saying in human beings that 'a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way', have you heard of it?"

Zhong Qin nodded hurriedly: "I've heard of it." When I smelled the smell of fireworks and shells, I realized what kind of situation I was about to fall into, but unfortunately it was too late to regret it, so I could only force my words: "But I'm not a human being, right?"

The sun was slightly cloudy, and thunder roared.

A small slender jade hand slapped hard on the bed, Zhong Qin's ass hung in the air for a few seconds and then landed, and then Shangguan Mei's fury shouted: "You are not human, but I am, dare to steal other people's things and give them to me, you are too bold!"

Before Zhong Qin could escape, Shangguan Mei had already grabbed its leaves, which were the lifeblood of ginseng, like an elephant's trunk.

A certain elf was wronged: "Didn't you say you wanted a pot of meat?"

An idle one pinched its nose and twisted it, Shangguan Mei smiled and hid a knife in her face and asked, "So you steal?"

Zhong Qin explained aggrievedly: "The so-called change is not just to move things over and over again! Where in the world is there something that appears out of thin air, and I am not an immortal." ”

The hand on the nose was a little stronger, and Shangguan Mei was angry: "Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

Zhong Qin was about to cry: "You didn't ask again." ”

Shangguan Mei really wanted to slap it to death. But her parents taught her since she was a child that face is the façade of people and the dignity of people, and you can't hit people in the face.

The ginseng elf will become a human in the future, and it is dignified to think about it.

So she changed it to pinching and pinching hard.

The nails turned red, Shangguan Mei grinned in pain, pointed at Zhong Qin and criticized harshly: "Next time I do this, I will definitely cut you to cook soup, and I won't give it back to others?"

Shangguan Mei was reluctant to bring Xian Yan's fleshy over, and suddenly remembered something, "Wait." "As soon as I bowed my head, my hands were empty.

She really wanted to hit someone.

Two seconds later, the sound of killing a sow on the top floor shook the entire floor: "Hell, ............"

The sound lasted for about ten seconds before disappearing.

But Shangguan Mei's instinct told her that this should not be a good sign.

A certain elf is innocent, with a pair of eyes as bright as stars, and asks purely: "Did I do something wrong?"

Shangguan Mei lay on the bed on all fours, almost dying, and replied with the only little strength left: "You're right, it's me who is wrong, I shouldn't be greedy, woo woo woo ............"

"No, don't cry!"

After the intestines repented, Shangguan Mei was resurrected with full blood, Lili Lisuo turned over with a carp, pointed at Zhong Qin and asked: "Let me tell you, my boyfriend must have a clean background and good facial features, the point is to be single, don't just pick one up on the street and give it to me." ”

Zhong Qin covered the bruised place and nodded again and again to promise: "No, no, no, you are satisfied with this matter before it is over, okay?"

...... Women really shouldn't have their nails.

"That's pretty much it. ”

Oh my...... What should she do with the remaining eight wishes! The dream of getting rich and reaching the pinnacle of life is completely shattered.

When she thought of wealth, she immediately thought of the egg-sized pearl that Zhong Qin had left to her family. I don't know where it was stolen, is the owner looking for it all over the world?

The problem is that the thing has already been sold...... In case you find your home, it's not ...... .

Shangguan Mei immediately asked Zhong Qin to come over and ask, "Let me ask you, where did you steal the pearls you gave our family?"

Zhong Qin knew what she was worried about, and hurriedly comforted her, afraid that the acute woman would catch her and pinch her again. "Don't worry, that's what I went to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean to collect, and the owner is a river mussel that has lived for three hundred years at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean a thousand meters below, and I promise that it will never come up to you. ”

Even if he ran up, he died of thirst before he could find it.

Shangguan Mei felt guilty in her heart, this dead elf was too immoral.

Of course, she didn't mean to return the pearls to the mussels.