NO.4——

One day, Amy teases her boss's three little babies at work.

"Little babies, do you think it's Dad or Mommy?"

The three little babies said in unison: "Mom!"

Amy was stunned and turned to look at the boss who was sitting in a chair reviewing the documents...... It's good I didn't hear it.

Amy lowered her voice and asked, "Why is Mom good-looking?"

Three little babies: "Because everyone says we look like our mother, so my mother is good-looking!"

Amy: "......" This IQ is inherited from your father.

NO.5——

One day, Zhang Yixing went to pick up his wife from work, and saw her walking out of the building with a woman talking and laughing, and then parted ways very enthusiastically.

After Lu Liangren got into the car, Zhang Yixing asked, "Who was that just now?"

Lu Liangdao: "The aunt in the staff canteen. ”

Zhang Yixing joked with a smile: "Seeing that you are so enthusiastic, I thought it was your company's financial aunt." ”

Lu Liangren pouted: "Stupid, can the cafeteria aunt help you get more food, can the finance aunt help you get more money?"

NO.6——

Lu Liangren is sick, and he has to bring food and water to the bed, and he has to help him go to the toilet.

On the second day of my illness, Double 11 arrived.

As soon as Zhang Yixing woke up in the middle of the night, he saw his wife sitting on the bed playing with her mobile phone energetically, filling up and emptying the shopping cart, and then lying back on the bed and entering a state of illness......

A woman's desire to shop cures all diseases!

NO.7——

It is said that the land fairy likes to eat fish roe, and it happens that her triplets also like to eat it, and the fairy can't rob them alone, so she scares the children and says: "You are not allowed to eat fish roe, you can't count if you eat too much!"

The little ghost wanted to eat, but he was really afraid that he wouldn't know how to count, so he asked the exam questions while eating:

First of all, the boss: "What is 2014 * 0.13 + 201.4 * 2.4 + 20.14 * 63?"

Second, third: "2014." ”

Boss: "That's right. ”

So the second and third children ate a bite of fish roe.

Then the second: "1÷2015+3÷2015+5÷2015 until 4029÷2015 What is the answer?"

Boss and third: "2015." ”

Second child: "That's right." ”

So the eldest and third took a bite of fish roe.

……

After the third child also finished the question, the three brothers suddenly felt that something was wrong, why did their mother keep eating, so they gave Lu Fairy a question together: "A rectangular piece of land, 120.4 meters long, 84.25 meters wide, according to the average harvest of 5100 kilograms of wheat per hectare, how many tons of wheat are harvested in this land?"

Fairy: "......"

The boys shouted together: "Mom, you don't know how to count, you can't eat fish roe anymore." Then they pulled the fish roe out together, leaving nothing for Lu Liangren.

Fairy: QAQ

Zhang Yixing, who had been sitting next to him and silently bowed his head to eat, shrugged his shoulders non-stop.

NO.8——

On this day, Lu Liangren enrolled in an English training class for the little ghost at home, but Zhang Yixing disagreed, saying: "Our children are still young, just learn Chinese well at this time, and English is not in a hurry." ”

Lu Liangren was not happy: "No, they have already lost at the starting line, last time I saw them playing with other children in the community, they speak English very fluently, they can't understand it." ”

Zhang Yixing was shocked, whose parents destroyed their children so much, and "AOE" came to "ABC" before they could figure it out.

"Whose child?"

"It's the first house we live in on this road, and the family of three often goes out for a walk to see everyone say hello. ”

Zhang Yixing silently recalled the blonde and blue-eyed family of three......