Chapter 59: Your Skills for Bad Learning Are Quite Strong (With Modifications)
"Go home, hurry up!"
"I'll be there soon. ”
Five minutes later, Qin Hao's eyes widened as he looked at the plastic jug at Wei Xueling's feet. This is a whole hundred pounds, what are you going to do at this time, your Wei family doesn't say that the rich rival country is also considered a rich party, and you don't even let go of free water? What is the difference between this and me!
"What's the daze, hurry up, my mother is for this bucket of mountain spring water, but she got up at two o'clock in the morning and lined up!"
As for it? This mountain spring water may not be dirty, and I wonder if that filthy big spotted cat likes to clean the tools of crime there. But also, there is an old saying in Huaxia that out of sight is pure, if you like it, drink more, anyway, I don't want it.
Thanks again to the cable car, it is definitely one of the greatest inventions of mankind, there is no one.
In the parking lot, Qin Hao looked at the wheel prints with the thickness of two fingers under the car, and pursed his lips disdainfully.
"Don't get in the car yet!" Qin Hao stopped Wei Xueling, who was about to open the door.
Wei Xueling saw that his expression was serious, not like nonsense, so he silently stepped aside.
I saw Qin Hao borrow a jack from a nearby car, put the car high, got under the car, and after a while, he took out a small black box with a flashing red light.
Hehe, take the wheeled remote control robot *, there is still some technical content, but you may not have figured it out, my brother's good eyesight is even afraid of myself.
"What is this?" Wei Xueling asked with a frown.
"*Ahh
"I never watch movies that teach people to do bad things!" Wei Xueling was very depressed, is it so difficult for this thing to talk well?
"That's really good, those movies really teach bad guys, according to the investigation, the criminal methods of the underworld forces in China are learned from movies. Alas, on the one hand, there are abundant teaching resources, and on the other hand, there is a strong self-learning ability, and it is difficult to think of a big bad guy!"
"Who wants to kill us this time!"
"No, it's not us, it's me! This * is not very powerful, at most it will blow the car upside down, trap us in the car, and then easily kill me with a confused face, as for you, you will be dragged to do some unspeakable things......"
"You bastard, can you talk well!" Wei Xueling said angrily, kicking him in the neck.
Qin Hao froze for a moment, didn't dare to dodge, endured the pain in his feet, and flattered him cheaply: "Don't you think I'm very humorous when I speak, isn't this all to relieve tension......"
"Hurry up and throw this thing away, drive away, be careful that people press the remote control to blow you up!"
"Not at all, it's not remote-controlled. Speaking of *, I'm an expert, this product is thermal induction at a glance*, using low melting point metal as a wire, sticking to the bottom of the engine, after the car drives a certain distance, the engine heats up, melts the metal in the *, and then it explodes, what a self-righteous design, hehehe!"
"Hurry up!" Looking at Qin Hao's sassy appearance, Wei Xueling expressed his feelings very lightly.
The Master said, "Come and don't be rude." ”
"Yes, the master also said: It is better to have more than one thing, and stay away from the land of right and wrong as soon as possible. ”
"The land of right and wrong is also a treasure land of great wealth and nobility, as the so-called wealth and danger are sought, go with my brother and watch a good show!"
"I'm going to go to you!"
Wei Xueling said that she couldn't go, but her body was very honest. He stomped his feet angrily and followed behind Qin Hao and walked towards the monitoring room in the parking lot.
In the monitoring room, a middle-aged man was watching the bold live broadcast of the young lady, and he couldn't help but do something shameful.
At this time, Wei Xueling had already entered the door, Qin Hao had no choice but to grab a big black bag hanging by the door and put it directly on her head.
"Ahhh
The middle man was so frightened by this sudden scream that he couldn't stop at all.
This is the rhythm of withering, Qin Hao decided to mourn for him for ten seconds.
Wei Xueling was in a hurry and ripped off her pocket. The heels that flashed with cold light flashed and glared at Qin Hao angrily. Qin Hao felt that it was better not to explain, and a woman in a state of madness was unreasonable. I had to blame him, but he consciously stretched out his left foot and closed his eyes in enjoyment. Self-comforting: I can enjoy the enthusiastic and unrestrained massage of Wei University, I am the first person in Nanhua!
"Miss, you drink saliva to relieve your fatigue. ”
Qin Hao poured a glass of water and held it with both hands to Wei Xueling, who was panting while sitting on the chair, Wei Xueling glared at him, and naturally took the water and drank not a drop left.
"Whew~" If a woman can eat and drink, it means that she is fine. Then I'd better hurry up and get down to business.
At this time, the middle-of-the-road man had already come to his senses, and looked at the flirting little couple in the monitoring room, and he was angry. Grabbed the glass in his hand and slammed it, and shouted: "What are you doing! I want the police to arrest you for trespassing into the surveillance area!"
Qin Hao lowered his head and bowed, and said with a smile on his face: "This uncle, I'm sorry, my young lady is angry, she took the liberty to come in and beg for saliva to drink, she is offended, and I hope to forgive my sins, forgive my sins." ”
Wei Xueling glanced at him, and said with disdain in his heart: This goods pretending to be like this grandson must be the rhythm of not paying for the dead.
I saw that the man in the middle was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and said awe-inspiringly: "Your young lady, are you a chicken head? Then I have to call the police, organizing the sale of prostitution is a serious crime, squatting on you for ten years and eight years, you social scum!"
"Huh?" How can this brain circuit be born so strangely, there is no way to communicate at all? Then don't blame my brother for doing it directly.
I saw Qin Hao step forward, put his hands on the shoulders of the middle man, and pressed it hard, and directly hit the middle man who was about to get up.
"This uncle, in fact, there is nothing wrong, just now my car was pried in, lost something, I just came here to see the monitoring, I hope you can give some convenience, no problem." ”
The middle man struggled a few times, couldn't move at all, and could only make an embarrassing smile, and said in a trembling voice: "No, no problem, there is no problem at all on my side, it's just ......"
"I'm sorry to tell you that I don't like just this kind of inflection, and I would like to ask you to reorganize the language. Qin Hao corrected with a smile, looking harmless to humans and animals.
"But, the surveillance video is really broken!" said the middle man.
"Oh, what a coincidence, when did it break?" Qin Hao looked at the normal monitoring system in front of him, and asked in a deep voice.
"Just now, I just fixed it. ”
"Hehe, I have long heard that Huaxia's monitoring system is extremely mysterious, and I always like to automatically fail at critical moments, I didn't believe it before, but today I finally saw it with my own eyes. ”
"Hehe, it's good if you understand, long live understanding, long live understanding. The middle man sneered.