"Let's go have a drink or two in a minute. As the group walked on their way to the Golden Palace, Sif suddenly made such a request to Evenson.

"Hmm, no, no!" Evenson was stunned for a moment, then his face turned white, and his head shook like a rattle and quickly refused. He really didn't have the courage to accept the invitation.

"I have something to discuss with you. Sif looked at Thor and Jane, holding hands side by side, and suddenly felt panicked in her heart, sighed and said, "The few people who know me well and can make friends are all straight intestines with tendons to the end, and talk to them about something, it is estimated that the next day, everyone in Asgard will know, and they don't bother the two masters, and this matter can really only ask you." ”

"Then let's talk about things if we have something, let's skip drinking. Evenson agreed to Sif 's request, but politely declined the offer to drink. Yes, he is a bit of a drinker, but at most he can only be majestic among ordinary humans, and drinking with Asgardians is purely seeking abuse.

And he still practiced this amount of alcohol, don't you know, during the time when Sif was stranded on Earth, at least half of the hospitality staff sent by S.H.I.E.L.D. had cirrhosis afterwards.

Looking at this girl now, looking like she was worried about drinking to kill her sorrows, how dare Evenson agree? Anyway, she had made up her mind, saying that she would also protect the liver, an important organ.

"But... But..."Sif usually looks heroic, but now he rarely twisted, his eyes sneaked a glance at Thor, and there was a slight flush on his face, "But this matter, I can't say anything if I don't drink." ”

"If you don't say it, forget it. "Evenson thought to himself, you love to talk or not, you can't just let you drink and spit the truth, I can't pay for my liver, right?"

"Is it so obvious?" Sif exclaimed instantly, causing Thor who was walking in front to look back, she smiled embarrassedly, and when Thor turned his head back, he whispered to Evenson, "Am I really that obvious?"

"You could be more obvious. Evenson rolled his eyes helplessly, "Please, you look like this, and someone as straight as Thor can't see it, otherwise who can't read your mind?"

"Hmm..."Siff, who was suddenly seen through her heart, was a little embarrassed, but she still said it, "Last time you said to me, no one will fall in love with their own shadow, so it is not necessarily a bad thing for me to stay on earth, let us be beautiful from each other..."

Evenson chuckled in his heart, this was purely his last nonsense, could it be that this idea caused some bad consequences" What about these words... Specifics, specific operations... So..."

But while Evenson was thinking about how to explain it, Sif suddenly said, "Actually, these words make a lot of sense. ”

"Oh. Evenson secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thanks to which there was nothing wrong, otherwise even if she didn't drink with Sif for a while, she would have found a way to bring a bucket and pour it.

"After I returned to Asgard after I spent some time on Earth, Thor was very attentive to me. Sif seemed to remember some wonderful time, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Not only did he often invite me to practice in the martial arts arena and guide me in martial arts, but he also gave me a lot of swords and shields." ”

Forehead... Evenson listened to the black line in his head, girl, did you have any misunderstanding of the word courtesy?

"Later, however, at the celebration after the rebellion of the Nine Kingdoms had been put down, I wanted to ask Thor to dance with him, but he refused me. ”

"Maybe people don't know how to dance, after all, he doesn't have the function of a god of dance in his priesthood. Evenson pouted and asked Thor to dance along, the scene was too beautiful to imagine.

"Perhaps," said Sif lonely, "but when he rejected me, I saw the endless sorrow in his eyes, and then I realized that he now had Jane Foster alone in his heart, and that all he had done to me was to make up for the debt of leaving me alone on earth, and that he still regarded me only as a good friend." ”

"And at that time, the situation was completely reversed from what you said. Sif was full of helplessness, and could only sigh that it was creation that made people" At that time, I was always by Thor's side as usual, and I became his shadow again. ”

Jane Foster, however, remained on earth, and made him think of her, and she became the object of beauty from that distance. ”

"Things are so impermanent," Evenson shrugged his shoulders, he really wanted to say to Sif now, it's not that you don't fight yourself! What kind of dance should you ask Thor to dance, you should ask a bunch of people to drink with him, make him unconscious, and then use the excuse to help her back to the room, and cook the raw rice directly, with his temperament, how can he be irresponsible to you?

"So I'm going to have to ask you now, do you have any new moves? Help me come up with ideas?" Sif looked at Evenson with great trust, as if the other party was his love expert.

"How good can I do this, emotional things can't be forced..."Now Evenson is embarrassed, aren't you giving me a problem? I'm really inexperienced in chasing men!

And I'm not very experienced in chasing women. I'm passive, and I'm basically the one who gets pushed down every time.

If you're chasing a woman, that's fine, I can also connect with Salad to help you find an off-site help, but you're really stumped me right now.

"Oops..."Sif suddenly frowned and groaned in pain, and suddenly covered his left shoulder, "My old wound has flared up again, it was hit by the big meteorite you summoned last time, this pain is up..."Sif suddenly stared at Evans with a very dangerous look, "No one to drink three barrels of wine with me, it won't be better." ”

Evenson swallowed dryly, and said with some embarrassment, "Didn't you hit the right side that time?"

"Huh?" Sif was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly changed her hand to hold her right shoulder, but she felt that it was not like that, and immediately changed back, "My injury has been transferred!"

I didn't hit you at all last time, you were simply knocked over by the wave of air and fainted, and now there is still some injury transfer, you want to blame me, right?!

However, in order to escape the fate of being drunk, Evenson had to rack his brains and think about it, and finally said with his rich experience, "It is not difficult for me to say this." ”

"Oh?" When Sif heard this, his waist was no longer sore, and his shoulders were no longer painful, and he immediately came to his senses, "Tell me how it is not difficult?"

"You see on our earth, which is Midgard. "Some big dogs, those who dig some black oil and water out of the sand, they can all have four wives!"

"But Sledgehammer, ah no, who is Thor?" Evenson secretly pointed at Thor's back and said, "He is the crown prince of Asgard, the future co-lord of the nine kingdoms, and a person of his status marries two wives, who else can mess with his tongue?"

"When the time comes, Jane can still help you take care of Thor, as the so-called rain and dew are even wet, isn't that beautiful?"

"And, by your bloodline and your position in Asgard, the queen's throne must be yours, and Jane is a concubine at best. ”

But who knows, after hearing this idea, Sif suddenly collapsed, "But what I want is not the queen's throne, I want his heart!"

"But you can't deny that becoming queen is a great step forward!" said Evenson, "friendship and love are like a barrier, but sometimes they are as thin as a veil, and if you become a queen, then you and Thor are officially husband and wife, and that veil is equivalent to being torn apart, and with the deep friendship you once had, won't it all fall into place?"

"And even if Thor is a little favored afterwards, but Jane is just a human after all, and he doesn't need to wait until she dies, he will be old and decrepit after more than ten years, and you are different, you are an Asgardian, not only can you be young and eternal, but also from a biological theory, the probability of you and Thor giving birth to an heir is much higher than that of Jane, an earthling, at that time, you both have children, can he still be tempted by you?"

Isn't Sif also confused by what he said, this Asgardian is still monogamous, King Odin has only one queen, can Thor marry two?

"Oops," Sif looked at Evenson at this time, and his eyes were different, "I can't imagine that you Midgardians have so many twists and turns in this regard." ”

"Where, where, there have been awards. At this time, Evenson took out two more books from his backpack and handed them over, "I have two cheats for you, which will definitely make you like a fish in water in the future." ”

Sif took the book and took a look, a biography of Huanhuan and a meniscus. Then, as if she had found a treasure, she immediately collected the two books.

Finally, after a long journey, everyone came to the Golden Palace. As the name suggests, the so-called Golden Palace is naturally splendid, and a huge palace is like a big gold lump cut out.

Evenson immediately walked to the wall and looked closely, but then he came back disappointed, it turned out that it was not a gold brick, but a golden metal, alas, this is not interesting, even if you are gilded, I can scrape some powder down.

After entering the Golden Palace, Sif left, and Thor, who was so worried, didn't even go to see his own son, and took Jane directly to the treatment room, and several Asgardian therapists put Jane's bottle on a diagnosis and treatment bed. She was then examined in detail using the unique techniques of the Aji family, but nothing was found.

But at this moment, a man with a white beard and a rather majestic beard, and his right eye was covered by a golden blindfold, walked in. If you don't come to see Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will come to see you!

When the man came in, he yelled at Thor, but sneered at Jane, saying that she was like a lump of goat meat that couldn't be feasted, and she opened her mouth to send them back to Earth.

What's wrong with the mutton? The mutton is delicious! Evenson pouted secretly, but from the attitude of this person and the prestige of the side leak, he had already guessed the identity of this person.

"Who are you? Why do you say that?" but before Evenson could speak, Jane was indeed dissatisfied, after all, anyone who came to her and sarcastically mocked herself would be unhappy.

"You don't know who he is, you don't know his name?"

"The world calls him the God of War, Grimm, the Raider, and the Third God, the One-Eyed God, and the Supreme God, the Seeker of Truth, and he is Grimmnir, the man in the cloak, and the Almighty Father, the God of the Scepters, who has countless names, as unpredictable as the wind, and as innumerable as mortal death. He also had two ravens called Huin and Muin, i.e., wisdom and memory, and two groups of loving wolves, named Fragech and Keeley, whose foal was an eight-legged horse named the gallows. ”

Finally, Evenson's exaggerated bow bowed deeply, "Honorable Father of the Gods, Mighty King of Asgard, Admirable Guardian of the Nine Realms, Odin!"

After Evenson said such a long list, almost everyone was stunned, even Odin himself, but in the end, he reacted first, turned to the guard behind him and said, "You write all this, I didn't know that Midgard respected me so much." ”

"And!" the guard nodded yes, but Odin turned around and suddenly ordered, "You ordered someone to quickly help me adopt two wolves, the names of which were... What's it called...?"

"Names are Fletch and Keeley, the father of the gods. ”

"That's right, that's the name. Let's do it. Odin nodded, and then he looked at Evenson's eyes a little kindly, after all, everyone wears a big tall hat, and he doesn't stretch out his hand to hit the smiling person, what this guy just said is really comfortable.

And Odin also knew that Evenson and his son had fought together on Earth, and after life and death, they were real comrades-in-arms. According to Asgardian tradition, this kind of camaraderie is highly valued. This kid is much more pleasing to the eye than the goat-like woman.

"I know you. Odin smiled kindly at Evenson, "I wonder why you came to Asgard this time?"

"Coming on orders. Evenson bent down slightly again and said, "The queen of the Celtic ancestors, the great sage of the mystic, the wizard and magician, the forerunner of the arcane, the master of the mirror world, the ruler of white sorcery, the keeper of the eye of Agamotto, the one who established the Three Sanctuary, the supreme one of Kamataki, the guardian of the earth of Midgard, the supreme mage, the ancient one, has ordered me to greet the supreme god on her behalf, the father of the gods, the god king Odin, and wish the god king a long life." ”

With that, Evenson bowed down and presented the token that the Ancient One had given him with both hands.

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