Chapter Fifty-Nine: Flying Keyboards and Foot Towels
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"Are you sure you want to ask this question?" Before reading a novel, having a preconceived perception of the characters in the story will ruin the pleasure of reading the novel, so Liu Jingting has this problem, "You are no longer an editor. β
"Professional habits, if you don't answer, also, this Jade Rakshasa appears at such a young age, I'm afraid that there will be readers who will criticize you for always creating an inexplicable genius girl. β
"This is embarrassing, do you think it's okay to let her appear at the age of fifty? Or is it the same sentence before, it is because they are special that they are chosen as the protagonists, the rivers and lakes are so big, and two geniuses are not allowed?"
"The author is always reasonable, I don't argue with you, I really like the appearance of the Jade Rakshasa, it is radiant, the eyes are bright, and she always smiles before she starts, and the setting is also very chic. β
When Liu Jingting first read this novel, he was once fascinated by the white-haired witch who "laughed harder, the more powerful he killed", so much so that he also imitated this kind of xing style, when he fought with his friends, he laughed first, and then his friends took the opportunity to sneak attack......
"That's right. β
"When will the next chapter be sent to me?"
"Huh, next chapter? I've promised Lingtang ......."
"Get out, you dare not send it!"
"Hu Xiaomi, it's the first time you're in the third year of high school, you don't know how difficult it is, let's wait for the extracurricular books to read after the college entrance examination, and I don't want to be a person who violates Yin Fengyang. β
"Don't come with me like this. β
"Take 10,000 steps back, as an author, if you don't write well, you can't write well, and you always seem to be unprofessional with beautiful editors all day long, and readers will scold people when they know it. β
"If you don't fart, I'll ignore you for a month. β
Liu Jingting thought for a few seconds and replied: "If you let your mother know that I am such a dishonest person, it will be even more difficult to play with you in the future, don't you understand?"
"I promise that when the book is finished, I will give you the first one, and I will have my signature. β
Mi Hu didn't respond, a few minutes later, Liu Jingting just opened the document, Mi Hu sent a web link over, click on it to see, it is the list of winners of the "Legend Cup" essay, "Yue Nu Sword" unsurprisingly only won a third prize, the special prize is a member of the Writers' Association, wrote a long poem "Cultural Ode".
"I often wonder what these poets would do if they weren't allowed to use words like 'vicissitudes,' 'brilliance,' and 'liufang'?" Liu Jingting replied.
Mi Hu still didn't reply, and sent another link, which is the micro-blog of the Internet celebrity Radish Head, Radish Head won the first prize of the competition, but he wrote in the blog: "Consciously clumsy is far away from "Yue Nu Sword", this award is not dared to receive it no matter what, and in addition, I read the historical facts "Cultural Ode", hehe." β
Then Mi Hu sent a post and a link to a video from the Haijiao forum, to the effect that although "Yue Nu Sword" did not win the award, it was a well-deserved uncrowned king, and the video was a TV interview attended by Xue Muliang and Beihetang.
This is also Xue Muliang's usual means of pushing his authors, as a publisher, using his own resources to pave the way for his authors, this is what a boss should do, which is understandable, but the title of the video is not good: Xue Muliang bombarded Gu Yongsheng's novels as difficult to read.
"Title: Party ......," Liu Jingting replied.
"Fifteen minutes and thirty-six seconds. β
Liu Jingting opened the video and dragged it directly to the time point given by Mihu, and sure enough, he heard Xue Muliang talking about Gu Yongsheng's works: "I read a few chapters, and I feel that the writing is old-fashioned, and it is a little out of touch with the current chΓ‘o flow." β
Xue Muliang's tone was gentle, and his words were very cautious, but Beihetang was a little excited, and he continued the boss's words: "The most taboo in literary and artistic creation is to hold on to the defects and stick to the rules, and that set is already the old yellow calendar, and the author deliberately avoids modern words in the text, making the sentences unwritten and embarrassing to read, so you can only abandon the book." β
Liu Jingting smiled dumbly, and said to himself: "You kid used two idioms in a row, and you actually said that other people were old yellow calendars?"
"What is Brother Ting looking at?" Yu Xiaoshu asked when he heard the voice.
"A video. β
"Xue Muliang" Yu Xiaoshu walked to Liu Jingting's side, leaned over and saw Xue Muliang on the screen, a little surprised, "Brother Ting actually likes Xue Muliang?"
Liu Jingting didn't have time to answer, but Yu Xiaoshu suddenly said: "I understand, Xue Muliang's fans are almost all girls, Brother Ting can dominate the love scene and win the senior sister, of course you have to understand Xue Muliang." β
Liu Jingting originally wanted to make up other reasons, but when he said this, he saved trouble and said, "That's not it." β
Yu Xiaoshu pondered for a while and said, "I still like Han Shuo's sharpness, but if you want to catch up with your girlfriend, it seems that you also have to learn from Brother Ting." β
Liu Jingting smiled and nodded, turned off the video, and at this time, Zhao Kan came in from outside panting, carrying a bag of things in his hand, and said while panting: "Mom, Mom doesn't have to bear it anymore, I'm worried about my military training." β
"Have you applied for discharge?" asked Yu Xiaoshu with a smile.
"How can I, Zhao Kan, be a deserter," he said with a mysterious smile and patted his handbag, "Brother has prepared a secret weapon." β
"What weapon?"
"Sue sΓΉ you are still a secret fart. β
Yu Xiaoshu didn't ask anymore, and casually mentioned the question just now: "Lao Zhao, do you like Han Shuo or Xue Muliang?"
Zhao Kan squatted down with difficulty and stuffed the bag into the cabinet, then got up and looked at Yu Xiaoshu, and asked rhetorically: "I don't like boys, why not Yi Shui'an or Shen You?"
"I'm talking to you about literature, can I not be so superficial?" Yu Xiaoshu said seriously.
"I don't think beauty is more superficial than literature. β
"Okay, let me ask the other way, which one do you think is more pronounced, Han Shuo or Xue Muliang?"
"That's right, it's much fresher and more refined, now at this stage, we must be more biased towards Han Shuo, obsessed with his sharpness and personality, and when I grow up, I guess I will worship Xue Muliang, it's so special and rich!"
"Vulgar. β
Zhao Kan waved his hand and said: "You don't talk nonsense, there's nothing vulgar about making money according to the law, in addition, I have a new love recently, and I'm chasing a martial arts novel called "Seven Swords Under the Heavenly Mountain", which is particularly exciting." β
"Gu Yongsheng, who doesn't know?" Yu Xiaoshu said.
"Yo, look at what you're talking about as if you've had dinner with someone. β
Liu Jingting couldn't help but laugh, and continued: "Isn't it great to eat with Gu Yongsheng?"
Zhao Kan said disdainfully: "You young people, except for your own idols, you don't take anyone seriously, you can tell you like this, in less than three years, Gu Yongsheng's fame can be side by side with Han Shuo and Xue Muliang, well, even if there is a gap, it is almost the same." β
Liu Jingting suddenly realized: "Oh, so I want to take a look." β
The three of them were chatting, Sun Xinyang suddenly entered the house, and everyone was about to greet him, when they found that he was actually sitting on the bed with tears on his face, and he didn't seem to see anyone.
The three of them looked at each other, and Yu Xiaoshu said with his lips: "Lost love." β
Liu Jingting asked cautiously, "Old Sun, what's wrong?"
Sun Xinyang shook his head and didn't answer, Liu Jingting didn't want to ask again, the three of them glanced at each other and dispersed silently.
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Mihu really didn't speak again, Liu Jingting turned off the video, quit the wc, took a deep breath, and then ten fingers flew like flying, tapping on the keyboard:
[Shocked Jinghua and shocked the attack case. The waves are turned over and inside, and I happen to meet night pedestrians]
[Jade Rakshasa scolded: "He is a feudal official, and his courage is smaller than mustard seeds. "I slapped Zhuo Zhonglian twice, and Zhuo Zhonglian woke up slowly......]
Liu Jingting's expression was focused, his hands moved with his heart, the words on the document had almost appeared in paragraphs, Liu Jingting entered that world again, Zhuo Yihang appeared, the palace conspiracy, and the "Assault Case" recorded in history......
In less than an hour and a half, Liu Jingting forced the second time out, and after saving, Liu Jingting moved his arms and neck, turned his head to look at his roommate, Zhao Kan put one foot on the side of the bed, reading a magazine, Yu Xiaoshu sat on the bed, with a laptop in front of him, and played with a mobile phone in his hand; Sun Xinyang lay quietly on the bed, covering the whole person with a sheet, Liu Jingting faintly felt that the problem that could make a person like him shed tears was definitely not as simple as quarreling with his girlfriend.
Liu Jingting shook his hand, took a sip of water from the cup, and then continued to return to the keyboard, I don't know if it was Xue Muliang and Beihetang's words that had any impact, or the result of the "Legend Cup" essay contest made him unhappy, or Hu's mother's attitude angered him, in short, he just wanted to finish this novel quickly.
"Wow......"
Although Liu Jingting deliberately reduced the intensity of hitting the keyboard, but because the speed was too fast, it still made a crunchy sound after all, for a writer, this sound is undoubtedly very beautiful music, on the contrary, when you can't write a word on the keyboard, it is a 100% nightmare, Kavin, is the nightmare of all writers.
The third chapter of the story is also a very classic part of "The Legend of the White-Haired Witch", because it is in this time that Zhuo Yihang and Lian Nishang met romantically:
[Cannibalism, sword qi in the deep palace, enmity and enmity are difficult to solve, and the ancient cave is strange. γ
Similar to this kind of "Ancient Cave Romance", when Liu Jingting came into contact with the martial arts tree, it was already a vulgar drama, but in the era of the white-haired witch, it still made countless teenagers and girls yearn for it.
[The girl lowered her pink neck and said, "You're really right, why are you like my old friend.] Hey, what's your name! I haven't asked you yet. Zhuo Yihang said his name, and asked the girl, and the girl said: "My surname is Lian, I don't have a name, can you name one for me!"
This is the origin of the female devil's "practicing neon clothes", the countless joys and sorrows, grievances and grievances of the Jade Rakshasa MM later, as for the unprecedented tragedy of white hair overnight, almost all of them originate from this name.
When the third time I finished writing, it was almost early in the morning, the street lights outside had been turned off early, the three roommates had also fallen asleep, Zhao Kan's snoring resounded throughout the room, Liu Jingting kept the document, rubbed his eyebrows, stretched his arms, got up and made a few swallow flying movements, turned off the computer, and went to sleep.
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Early the next morning, Liu Jingting got up from the bed groggily, went to the cΔo field with everyone in a groggy manner, and followed the instructor to learn the designated movements in a groggy manner.
Today they want to learn to kick the right step, Zhao Kan because his body is too fat, when he kicks the right step, he seems to be a brain-dead ghost in a funny film and television drama, Pang Shuo's body swayed left and right, and his hands were thrown directly to his chin, the instructor really couldn't stand it, so he brought him up on the spot and asked him to walk in front of everyone.
The great classmate Zhao Kan may have been too nervous in the face of his comrades-in-arms of the entire three companies, just when he kicked out his right foot, he used too much force and kicked out the general's shoes together.
The atmosphere of the entire training ground was condensed, and both boys and girls present were shocked by this scene.
Liu Jingting and Yu Xiaoshu blurted out: "Secret weapon!"
The instructor with a blue face walked up to Zhao Kan, who was confused, and asked coldly, "What's going on?"
Zhao Kan explained: "Because, because the soles of the feet are blistered, so, in order to prevent ......"
"Is the soles blistered?, once a month?" the instructor asked rhetorically, seemingly very experienced.
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