Chapter 1: You're a "Lingerie Thief"
Zhonghai City, the magnificent gate of Guofu University, gathered many new students and parents who came to report early in the morning.
With more than 2,000 colleges and universities, Guofu University can definitely squeeze into the top five, and it is a matter of pride for both students and parents to enter such a prestigious school.
"Tsk, a twenty-year-old person, and he still has to be served by his parents before and after the saddle, young people now!" Different from the freshmen who are holding the moon with the stars, a young man wearing army green short sleeves, army green trousers, an armed belt, and black military boots walked over with a large military backpack on his back and his head held high.
Maybe it's because this guy is dressed so weirdly that he quickly attracts everyone's attention!
"Hey, isn't it a freshman report today?
"Tsk, it's worthy of Guofu University~~ The security guards are so imposing!"
"Cut, it's just a little security guard, what a drag!"
Qin Jianfeng felt like a monkey, being dragged to the downtown for others to judge~~
"Damn, didn't you say that dressing up like this is very stylish and admired? How can this be? I've become a joke! I don't read much, don't lie to me!" Qin Jianfeng spread his legs, and under the gaze of everyone, he rushed directly into the campus, and then hid in the corner of the wall to talk and scold.
On the other end of the phone, a colonel officer was fighting with a group of soldiers and landlords, and when he heard Qin Jianfeng's roar, he subconsciously moved the phone far away.
"How could it be~~ When I went to college in 80, I was dressed like this~~~" The colonel said in a loud voice.
Qin Jianfeng: "~~~But now it's 10 years~~Thirty years have passed~~~"
"Yes~~ The years are like water, and the years are like songs! I am no longer the Yushu Lingfeng, graceful, handsome and chic school grass of the past~~" The colonel narcissistically touched his rough face and said.
"Vomit~~~" The soldiers in the office instantly vomited.
Qin Jianfeng: "~~~!"
"I don't care, I'm embarrassed today~~ You have to compensate me, I want to seal the frost's mobile phone number!" Qin Jianfeng said with a sigh of relief.
Colonel: "~~~!"
'What about people, speak!' Qin Jianfeng asked.
Colonel: "Wang Fang~~"
"I wipe ~~ don't bring this!" Comrade Jianfeng was very anxious.
The colonel smiled weirdly: "Hello, the user you dialed is not in the service area, please dial again later!"
"But, I'm calling your office landline!" Qin Jianfeng felt sorry for his old leader's IQ.
Colonel: "~~~!"
"Sorry, then I'll do it again!cough~~ I'm sorry, the network is busy now, please dial again later!" After speaking, he hung up the phone.
"Unload the mill and kill the donkey, a group of pit goods!" Qin Jianfeng was disheartened, the brothers who could trust each other in life and death on the battlefield were not credible now, hey!
Qin Jianfeng took out the crumpled admission notice from the bag, intending to take a look.
"Hello, please don't be lazy during work hours, go back to your post!" Before Qin Jianfeng could open it, a beautiful woman with gold-rimmed glasses, a white shirt, and a black skirt walked up to Qin Jianfeng in high heels and said.
Qin Jianfeng squatted on the ground, and the first thing he saw was his straight and slender thighs, which looked even more attractive under the wrapping of meat stockings.
"The legs are still good, but compared to my frost, the calf legs of the frost~~~" Qin Jianfeng was a little pensive.
Zhu Keqing is still in a very good mood today, as a master's degree who has just left the school, she is really excited to be able to enter Guofu University as a lecturer! Today is the orientation day, and the faculty and staff are all busy, and only this little security guard is hiding here.
"I'm talking to you!" Zhu Keqing accentuated her tone, she was a little dissatisfied with Qin Jianfeng's attitude.
Qin Jianfeng, who had recovered from his contemplation, grinned: "Hello, I'm really not a security guard, I'm a freshman who came to report!"
Actually, Qin Jianfeng is quite good-looking, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he looks quite righteous, but Zhu Keqing has a preconceived idea that he is cheating and cheating, so it is useless to look good.
"What about your admission letter?" said Zhu Keqing with a white jade hand.
"Wait a minute, I'll look for it!" Qin Jianfeng began to search in his big backpack! Because the salutes were all cleaned up by his comrades-in-arms, I don't know where they were stuffed.
Zhu Keqing, who was standing behind Qin Jianfeng, looked at the colorful underwear at the top of Qin Jianfeng's bag, and almost fainted.
"I only wear black and gray!Whose pink is this?" Qin Jianfeng picked up the most conspicuous pink underwear with two fingers and muttered in disgust.
Zhu Keqing: "~~~!"
"That's enough, who are you?" Zhu Keqing really couldn't stand it! In broad daylight, a man of five big and three thick, with his orchid fingers cocked and pink underwear, enjoyed it in front of him! If this picture was filmed, it would definitely make headlines!
"Hm~~I'm really a freshman~~ I'm looking for my admission letter!" Qin Jianfeng was also embarrassed!
"Weiwei, there are social miscellaneous people in the back of the school building who have infiltrated the school pretending to be security guards, please come and take a look!" Zhu Keqing's last trace of patience was also exhausted, and he decisively picked up the walkie-talkie.
Qin Jianfeng hurriedly explained: "Eldest sister, I'm really a freshman~~I have a certificate~~"
"Don't give me this set, you underwear thief~~" Zhu Keqing stomped his feet angrily.
"I'm faint~~" Qin Jianfeng was in a hurry, and suddenly remembered that the notice was in his pocket, so he hurriedly went to pick it up.
"What are you doing? Huh, do you want to take off your pants?" Zhu Keqing was frightened.
Qin Jianfeng: "~~~!"
"Where did the little red guy come from!" At the critical moment, the patrol team of Guofu University arrived in time.
"Quick, catch him! He's the underwear thief!" Zhu Keqing pointed at Qin Jianfeng and said loudly.
The students of the three patrols immediately surrounded them, staring at Qin Jianfeng with unkind expressions.
"I'm a freshman who came to report!I'm not an underwear thief~~~!" Qin Jianfeng felt that his explanation was so pale and weak!
"Are you a freshman?" one student asked.
Qin Jianfeng smiled awkwardly: "This, I don't know yet, I'll take a look at the admission notice!"
This answer was definitely 666, and the four people present all stared at Qin Jianfeng with idiot eyes.
"It's not good, he wants to take off his pants~~" Zhu Keqing saw Qin Jianfeng reach out into his trouser pocket again, and hurriedly reminded loudly.
Qin Jianfeng: "~~~Your uncle~~~!"
The three patrol members took a step back at the same time, they were also afraid that Qin Jianfeng would play hooligan~~
Soon, another patrol team rushed over one after another, and everyone surrounded Qin Jianfeng.
"I'm really a freshman, I'll take a look~~um~~ I'm from the Chinese Department~~" Qin Jianfeng finally took out the admission notice.
"Fart, the admission letters for new students are all blue and white, implying the sea-like mind and sky-like feelings of the students of the national government, what the hell is your red and yellow?"
Qin Jianfeng: "~~~!"
"This guy is the underwear thief, brothers, beat him! Avenge the seniors!" shouted a lewd-faced fellow with raised arms.
Qin Jianfeng completely stopped cooking.
"What are you doing? What's going on?" Seeing that Qin Jianfeng was about to be beaten by the group, a middle-aged man with black-rimmed glasses came over with a big belly.
"Director Gao, this person is pretending to be a security guard, and he is pretending to be a freshman, and he has been caught by us by investing in girls' underwear!" Zhu Keqing whispered in Director Gao's ear.
Director Gao habitually lifted the belt, and then said in shock: "This kid is the underwear thief? Good guy, is he so arrogant?
"But no, I guess I think there are a lot of people today, and I can fish in troubled waters!" A group of heavenly pride began to speculate!
"Director, this is his bag!" a student handed Qin Jianfeng's backpack to Director Gao.
"Well, I'll take a look!" Director Gao flipped through it, and four or five pairs of bright underwear were very dazzling in the sunlight!
"Hmph! Call the police! It's just perverted!" Director Gao is also very angry! This underwear thief committed many crimes during the summer vacation, which made the summer students panic. For this reason, he was criticized by the principal.
"This, why is it all men's?" suddenly muttered to a sharp-eyed classmate.
Everyone took a closer look, and it was.
"Damn! I see. The underwear thief has become perverted to the point where both men and women can eat it!" said a boy with a look of disgust.
"It makes sense~~" All the males present chrysanthemum tightened~~
"I'm really a freshman! I have an admission letter!" Qin Jianfeng held up the admission notice, and it was a gesture to pass the Olympic flame!
Director Gao took Qin Jianfeng's admission notice, and he was stupid when he saw the time.
"Okay, you're an underwear thief, you have unique tastes, your IQ is still so low, please be professional in cheating, what does it mean for you to get a 2001 admission letter?" Director Gao roared.
Qin Jianfeng: "~~~!"
"How could it be!" Comrade Jianfeng felt as if he had been tricked.
"Nonsense, squash him!" a few boys from the physical education department howled and pounced!
"Misunderstanding! I'll make a phone call, don't do it, I'm very good at beating people!" Qin Jianfeng dodged while explaining to himself. But there was a lot of noise in the crowd, no one listened to his explanation, and the majority of Guofu students just wanted to beat him up first.
After being a Taoist priest for seven years and a soldier for nine years, Qin Jianfeng's combat power is not comparable to this group of scholars, although he has not fought back, he still stretched out his leg and tripped a big tall man, and then the patrol team fell down a large area, leaving only a few thin and tall students on the periphery looking at him with a horrified expression.
"I'm a good person, I'm a freshman!I'm not an underwear thief!" Qin Jianfeng explained to Director Gao word by word.
"Okay, I believe you! Don't come here!" Director Gao looked at the students screaming on the ground, and his chubby forehead was covered with cold sweat!
Zhu Keqing also looked cute: "Why is this underwear thief so powerful!He won't retaliate against me~~I'm so afraid~~~"
In a car not far away, four men in military uniforms were already laughing.