1267 Don't Reason With Me!
Little Buddha shrugged his nose, picked up two cloves of garlic and threw them into his mouth, chewed them neatly and crisply, two black and white eyes glanced at me, and then looked at Yuyang and others who were caught between the Daochuan Chamber of Commerce and the non-mainstream front and back, as if they were thinking about what to do.
I was afraid that he would not agree, so I hurriedly added: "Brother Fo, let me tell you the truth, I hate the island people, I hate the island people, I hate the heart and lungs, as soon as I see the island people, I will scratch my asshole." ”
"Oh, because of what?" said Little Buddha, narrowing his eyes playfully, and "poofing" out a few pieces of garlic as if he were eating chewing gum.
Glancing at the hall, there was no fight yet, I said nonsense: "National hatred and family hatred, my grandfather was killed by the little devil back then, I used to work in an island country electronics factory, I was insulted by them, and..."
The garlic foam in the little Buddha's mouth squirted out directly, waved his hand and said: "Okay, stop! If you pull it off, you can make up that your ancestors are from outer space, don't you just want to help your friends fight, I'm done! ”
"Ah, Brother Fo, do you really agree?" I can't believe it, the little Buddha gives me the feeling that he is moody, he doesn't ask whether he is right or wrong in doing anything, he only talks about his own preferences, he doesn't want to be with Quincy, and he doesn't even like to have a half-dime relationship with him, I can see this from the first day I met him, I even thought about it, if the little Buddha doesn't agree, I will fight to tear my face and do it.
"I'm mainly tired of those two groups, I will fight when they fight, and I will grind and chirp to tell fortunes? You go and add a fire to them!" Little Buddha sat down, waved his hand at me and said: "Either you don't do it, you must win, if you win, I will come back and invite you to drink wine and eat meat, and if you lose, you are ready to wash your ass and accompany the old six to have fun at night." ”
"Okay!" I sniffled, picked up the stool from under my buttocks, and when I left, I didn't forget to glance at the sixth man, this guy was staring at me with an evil face, and I couldn't help but shudder, I always thought that this guy was autistic, and he was not autistic, he was a rare male P.
In the hall, Yuyang was still counting each other with the Akita eight-eight-nine-nine, everyone's attention was still on them, and no one noticed that I was such an uninvited guest who suddenly got up, of course, I didn't stick to the pile, but walked towards the non-mainstream called Han Bin who just jumped out.
When I was still four or five meters away from him, the kid suddenly noticed, glared at the two mung bean eyes and scolded me: "Stop, what are you going to do?"
"Fuck you!" I bit my cheeks, rushed over with an arrow, and smashed the round stool on the girl's head, the boy looked like a hemp rod, and I didn't make much effort, he had already fallen to the ground, and his mouth shouted "Wow Wow", and the group of "blind rookes" behind him rushed towards me.
I slammed my arms back and forth, didn't use any routines to attack these little barbarians, just relied on a brute force to smash and fight, in fact, I could use some fighting skills, but it was easy to expose my strength, and it was not cool to fight, and most importantly, I wanted to see if the little Buddha would take care of me, and if I suffered a loss, would they help.
No one could have imagined that the two groups of people in the hall who were fighting each other did not do it, but it was me, an unknown little person, who ignited the flames of war.
The restaurant suddenly became lively, and the sound of lifting tables and smashing dishes became loud.
"Kill him for me!" "The Korean Bin who was smashed down by me pointed at me with a bloody face, and the non-mainstream people behind him also grabbed the stool and beckoned to me, the other party rushed too hard, and for a while I was really overwhelmed, one didn't pay attention, my forehead was slapped by a young man with a wolf's head tattooed on his chest, and the blood flowed down my side face.
I staggered and fell to the ground, I glanced at the little Buddha behind me and their table, the gang still did not move, I sighed in my heart, it seems that I still haven't really been able to enter their core, and when I was about to show my real skills, I suddenly heard "Bah.." A gunshot rang out, and a guy standing in front of me holding a stool with both hands and about to smash it fell to the ground with a "poof", and then the unlucky guy covered his shoulders and cried "Ah, ah!" and howled.
I couldn't help but look back, and saw the crutch holding a pistol in his hand, sitting in his place with a smile on his face, winking at me twice, the little Buddha waved his hand, and walked over with Fat Bo and Lao Liuyi.
The gunshot also shook the silence of the noisy restaurant, and the two groups of people who were fighting stopped and looked towards the little Buddha.
Little Buddha seemed to be very satisfied with the effect of his appearance, and yawned and said, "You go on, don't be disturbed by me!"
"Buddha!" I got up from the ground as if I had made a mistake.
"Bad thing, don't come out without those two hits! In the sixth battalion, my little Buddha has always bullied people, and I haven't heard of anyone who dares to hit my little brother without opening his eyes!" The little Buddha bit the cigarette holder and winked at me twice.
Little Buddha played very beautifully, which not only perfectly showed his identity, but also found a reason for me to continue to do it.
I immediately walked in front of the Korean Bin, grabbed his clothes and lifted them up from the ground, and got on the hands of the two big mouths, and the nose of the Korean Bin was suddenly fanned out by me to bleed, and I let go of him, pretending to be a little brother, and fell back behind the little Buddha.
Han Bin said to the little Buddha with some horror: "Little Buddha, it was your subordinates who did it first just now, and I was forced to fight back, I was wronged." Looking at his dead father's expression, he knew that the dog must have heard the name of Little Buddha.
I was secretly amazed, it seems that this time it is really a big tree.
"Wronged you numb thighs" did not wait for him to finish speaking, the little Buddha was a "high elastic leg" on the spot and kicked on the chin of the Korean Bin, the Korean Bin was nearly 1.75 meters tall, and was directly hooked by the Little Buddha, you can imagine how high the Little Buddha kicked this time.
"What's wrong with my people beating you? It's not right for you to beat you, and you dare to fight back!" Little Buddha picked up the stool from the ground, and slammed it twice on Han Bin's body without a head, and those non-mainstream still wanted to get started, but they were directly held by Fatty Bo and Lao Liu with guns against their heads.
It wasn't until the stool in his hand was completely dry that the little Buddha spit, clapped his hands and said: "Don't be too special to reason with me, I am reason, my brothers are reason, and you are free to do so, three sons!"
Little Buddha tilted his head at me, I nodded, grabbed a stool from the side, and continued to slam it at the Korean Bin's body a few times: "Look at this unlucky name, and the Korean Bin? Why don't you call the Philippines and the United States!"
Han Bin, who was beaten by me, covered his head and knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "I was wrong, I will change my name immediately." ”
After I finished fighting, the little Buddha stretched his waist and sneered at the onlookers in the entire restaurant: "One of the people in this room counts as one, some may know me, and some don't know who I am, whether you recognize me or not, remember it clearly for me, it doesn't matter who you provoke in Camp No. 6, but don't touch my people, otherwise, Lao Tzu doesn't mind finding a feng shui treasure land for you in the Golden Triangle!"
Silence! Nearly two or three hundred people eating in the whole restaurant were all quiet at this moment, no one squeaked, just stared at the little Buddha and our group of people back and forth without blinking, Yuyang in the crowd looked at me, a trace of confusion flashed in his eyes, and then a touch of ecstasy appeared, he was just about to open his mouth, I hurriedly shook my head.
Yuyang closed his mouth this time, and just looked back and forth between me and the little Buddha with an inquiring look, probably thinking, how could I have anything to do with that fierce god.
"Have you eaten enough?" asked the little Buddha, who habitually lit a cigarette and turned to us.
Everyone nodded one after another, and the little Buddha waved his hand with a big grin: "Withdraw when you are full, Fat Bo and Lao Liu take things, and if there are any flies and mosquitoes that follow you without opening their eyes, they will be killed directly!"
The abductor and I followed behind the little Buddha in high spirits and walked out of the restaurant.
"Brother Buddha, thank you!" After leaving the restaurant, I expressed my sincere gratitude to Little Buddha.
"It's very tiring to hold back, isn't it? Next time you do it with someone, you can completely let go of the fight, if someone who has been a soldier can't do it with both hands, wouldn't it seem even more fake. Little Buddha put his arm around my shoulder and laughed.
"Brother Fo, didn't the crutches just say that it is strictly forbidden to shoot in the No. 6 camp city?
Little Buddha pouted and said, "There will definitely be trouble, but I'm not afraid! The main thing is that I don't need to trade anything with Quincy, so his bullshit orders can't be in my hands, but for the sake of safety, let's go out of the city tonight." ”
As soon as we walked out of the hotel, we heard someone chasing after us, "Buddha, wait a minute..."