Bao Xiaoming's villain was like a villain, and when he got to a glass of beer, he said: "Zhang Min, don't say that I didn't give you a chance, I'll make a joke, as long as you can answer it in 5 minutes, no matter how you can answer it on your mobile phone, I'll drink a whole glass, and if you can't answer, woman! ”

"The east wind blows, the war drums are beating, who is afraid of whom in this world" Zhang Min couldn't get used to Bao Xiaoming's appearance.

Yumi came home from school and saw the vicissitudes on her father's face, and her father said, "Your mother is having an affair."

I had a big fight with him, and I accidentally killed your mother, and Yumi was very sad, but she thought that she would rely on her father for her life. When I returned to the room, I found that my mother had left 3 broken notes for me, and put them together, Yumi? Hurry up, Dad, I've lost my mind.

If it were you, who would you believe?,"

As soon as Zhang Min heard this, he hurriedly typed on his mobile phone. Bao Xiaoming smiled and said, "Don't say that I bullied you, na! ”

Zhang Min couldn't care so much, and when he received it, he passed it to the group, and Bao Xiaoming was savoring the delicacies.

And Zhang Min was tasteless, looking at his phone. After a while, the answer came out.

Yumi herself is a multiple personality patient, and her mother killed her other personality, and the note was written by her mother to her father, and the spelling should be: "Run, Dad, Yumi? In the note, he and his father called Yumi's question mark, indicating that uncertainty was added by Yumi's inherent personality. Note: In Japanese families with minor children, it is common for mothers to address their husbands in the same way as children. ”

After Bao Xiaoming finished reading it, he drank a glass of wine, and he drank it for almost 5 minutes while eating vegetables.

Zhang Min urged to continue.

Then Bao Xiaoming drank 10 cups, and Zhang Min, who was more difficult, also drank some.

2 hours later, the two sat on the side, the food was gone, and they drank directly, Bao Xiaoming noticed that he had almost 8 bottles of beer, and he could start.

Zhang Min saw that Bao Xiaoming drank until his tongue was big, so he called for drinking without asking the question, and went to grab his wine glass. I can't shake it off even if I hold my hand. He said nonsense: "Eh, I'll tell you, uh, don't tell Zhang Min." Huh!"

Well, in order to listen to the secret, let him hold his hand, Zhang Min comforted himself. I listened carefully.

"Hehe, the first time, when I saw her, I felt like a little fairy came to the world, that kind of heart, my heart was beating, and my thoughts had stopped. If there was love at first sight, I think it was. Zhang Min was still quite happy in his heart, describing himself as a fairy.

"I'll do everything I can to meet her and make friends, uh!" he coughed and added.

"In order to chase her, I struggled with her, Lin Wu, that embarrassing woman, for several days to get her Qianqian. "Sister Wu, you sold me like this. Zhang Min died of depression.

"I thought about a lot of ways to hook up with her, and I thought about it a lot. Bao Xiaoming smirked. Zhang Min was so angry that he wanted to pinch him, so in order to listen to the back, he temporarily spared him.

"I'm desperately thinking about jokes, jokes related to detectives, girls who study law should be hooked, eh. "Hook your sister, Zhang Min is getting more and more angry.

"Every day I think about the afternoon, and then it can't be too hard, for fear that she will lose interest. "It's not difficult, I only got 2 questions right, it's not difficult.

"She's so smart, I can't bother her, haha finally she lost. "You're not a detective, okay?

"I bought all the bills in advance, and I was going to confess to her anyway, whether I won or lost. Zhang Min blushed and looked at Bao Xiaoming, only to see Bao Xiaoming talking to himself with a blurred look, he should be drunk.

"I like her so much~ I like it~ I like her. Bao Xiaoming pouted and lay on Zhang Min's lap. Zhang Min has grown so big and has never been leaned on his lap like this by a boy. The heart is secretly anxious.

Confessed again, then drunk confession. Seeing that he was very drunk, his heart relented and he called the waiter to send him into the taxi together.

When I arrived at the apartment, I called Lin Wu, and then Ma Fanglin Wu came down together, and the two of them helped Bao Xiaoming into the elevator Zhang Min thought about it and followed in.

Ma Fang asked what was going on. Zhang Min said, in addition to Bao Xiaoming liking himself and confessing to himself, there is also Qianqian who deliberately pretended not to know him, and said that Lin Wu introduced it.

Then he said that he lost the bet, and continued to bet in the restaurant that he won this time, and Bao Xiaoming was drunk. It's talking here, and Bao Xiaoming is drinking over there. Cheers or something.

Bao Xiaoming watched secretly, and Ma Fang helped himself into the room and helped him to the bed.

"I'm usually very good at drinking, how can I get drunk, if I can't drink less, I won't take care of myself at all......" Ma Fang took care of Bao Xiaoming while talking softly, and helped take off his coat and shoes and cover the quilt.

Bao Xiaoming waited quietly for Ma Fang to come out of the room, he didn't expect that such a big person as Ma Fang would take care of people. The first step was a success. I don't have a bottom in my heart......

"Are you there?" Conan.

"What's the matter?" said the young man.

"I was drunk yesterday and didn't say anything. "Conan.

"No, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, hum, Zhang Min, today I thought of a super powerful joke, you definitely can't think of it. "Conan.

"Hmm. ”……

"Sister Wu called you today, did you go and help her check and sort out the information? "Conan.

"No, I don't. Sister Wu is almost already tidying up, so she doesn't need my help. ”

"Oh," Conan

"Are you free tomorrow Saturday?"

"Something. ”

"I want to go hiking tomorrow, do you want to come along? ”

"Hmm. ”

Zhang Min didn't know when he started, and slowly liked to chat with Bao Xiaoming Qianqian and talk about various things.

Deliberately pretending to be nothing. Sometimes he has to sneer at his people to show his disdain.

He likes to listen to people who praise him. I especially like to talk to people

When talking about the topic of his people, when chatting with others, he always consciously pulls the topic to things related to him.

In his years, the triple door, the first intimate contact has been watched several times, especially the first intimate contact, as if he is dancing lightly, and he is a ruffian Cai.

Bao Xiaoming wanted to know how Zhang Min felt about him. I asked the WeChat group for the answer.

1. When I talk to you,

In which direction is the body facing?

No matter how she smiles and speaks gracefully, if you want to know if she has a crush on you, look at the direction of her body first.

When sitting, even if her upper body is inclined to you, as long as her feet are facing the opposite direction of yours, or are tucked up properly, it means that her heart has not been given to you.

If you're standing and talking, look at the distance between the two. Generally speaking, within 50 centimeters, it is an intimate distance.

But, let's take a slow conclusion and look at her body language, is it defensive? For example, is she holding her arms? If not, she is basically not wary of you.

2. Performance when saying goodbye

When you are about to break up, for example, you have already arrived at the station, and you walk away in two directions, and after she walks out two or three steps, does she turn around to see you? If she just walks away and never looks back, it means that you are just friends. (Subordinate relationship, customer relationship, another matter)

3. Eyes don't lie

Start by asking her the simplest questions, what she likes to eat and what she doesn't like to eat. What you have to observe is her gaze.

In the study of neurolinguistic NLP, there is a set of gaze theories, which believe that when people have two emotions, likes and dislikes, the direction of their eyes is unconscious, but it is specific.

So, to know her emotional baseline, remember the direction of the "like" and "dislike" gaze.

Next, ask a question that connects her to you in a natural way. For example, ask her if she wants to go to a restaurant with you, and then observe the direction of her gaze, is it "like" or "dislike"?

You know if she really wants to date you.

No matter what she says, if the line of sight is not "liked" the side, sorry, it might just be social etiquette

4. SMS frequency

If you're still in the tentative stage, try sending mood text messages that have nothing to do with work or business. If you reply immediately, it means that your mind is on each other; If you reply within two or three hours, add a sentence, "I'm busy with work, I'm sorry to just see it" and something like that,

You can go on and on. On the contrary, it is advisable for you to die. (The other party belongs to the type of text message that does not like text messages,

If she texts you a lot, and likes to send photos, such as which store she is in now, what interesting things she sees, etc., the good feelings are about to come out

After reading Bao Xiaoming, he was even more confused.