Chapter 249: An Overwhelming Kiss
Chinese Qi Ye: "It's a very simple thing, for you, it's a lot of effort." ”
"Don't help!"
"Really?"
"Don't help!"
"Are you sure you won't help?"
"Don't help!"
"What's going to eat tonight?"
"Sweet and sour tenderloin. After speaking, Mu Xu gave himself a big mouth: "Bah, don't eat!
Mu Xu picked up the menu again to cover his face, he knew since he was a child that the old man had a black belly, especially when he had nothing to do, he had to be divine.
"Well, I'll go back and make you sweet and sour tenderloin in the evening. Qi Ye took away the menu in Mu Xu's hand and said, "Help me make an appointment with a psychological counselor, reliable." ”
"Psychological counselor?" Mu Xu pushed his open chin back: "Who is looking for a psychological counselor?"
"Me. ”
Mu Xu instantly became interested, stood up and stared at Qi Ye's eyes: "Look for me, I am a psychological counselor, I can help people solve all kinds of psychological problems, and I have the qualification certificate issued by the Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security, absolutely professional, worthy of your trust." For the sake of your acquaintance, I can still give you a comminuted fracture, come on, say, what's your problem?"
"I'll ask you to help me find a reliable psychological counselor, with a focus on 'reliable'. ”
"I'm reliable, very reliable, professional. After speaking, Mu Xu stared at Qi Ye intently, looking at his current movements, and after careful observation, Mu Xu's eyebrows rose slightly: "Speaking in a hurry, putting items on your chest forms an obstacle, deliberately keeping a distance from the interlocutor, representing anxiety." The facial features converge towards the center of the face, representing a dark disgust. Third child, you are anxious and disgusted, and you want to ask a psychological counselor, let me guess......"
"The eyebrows are slightly raised, representing the self-confidence of knowingly asking, you are so confident that you can guess why I want to hire a psychological counselor?" Qi Ye knocked on the table, and said rhythmically: "Let's make a bet, if you guess correctly, I will make you a week's dinner, if you guess wrong, go home and go on a blind date, how about it?"
This is going to be replaced by someone else, and Forensic Doctor Mu didn't nod his head and agreed, but instead of being the third child with a black belly, Mu Xu really didn't dare to nod rashly.
"Does Ye seem to be such a boring person?" Mu Xu pointed at Qi Ye and said: "I'll find you a psychological counselor, don't treat me badly tonight's sweet and sour tenderloin, I'll apply for an order, more than four dishes." ”
"Okay. ”
Mu Xu took out his mobile phone and flipped through the phone number, and Qi Ye's voice came from beside him: "Remember to help me anonymous, just call for consultation." ”
"Got it!" Mu Xu took out his mobile phone and dialed a phone number, communicated with the other party for a few words, and then hung up the phone.
"I'll give you his phone. Saying that, Mu Xu gave Qi Ye a string of phone numbers, "Let me tell you, Lao Zhou is a masterpiece in emotional counseling." ”
"That's good. ”
"Hat? is it really an emotional problem?" Forensic Doctor Mu said that the reason why he raised the emotional problem was purely to sour the third child, but he didn't expect it to be an emotional problem.
Mu Xu pulled Qi Ye's sleeve in surprise: "Aren't you reconciled with your third sister-in-law? Why do you have relationship problems again? I said that you are not hypocritical? This woman is very coaxing." Either buy and buy, or kiss and hug and sleep...... Wait, hahaha, I seem to know something. ”
Qi Ye glared at Mu Xu: "Shut up!"
"I'll tell you that men can't hold back! I said it's useless for you to look at the mental health department, you can't find Lao Zhou for this matter, you have to find Lao Wang, come, you can write down Lao Wang's phone number. As he spoke, Mu Xu took out a phone number from his mobile phone and handed it to Qi Ye.
Qi Ye glanced at it, and saw that it was written: Lao Wang, director of the male department.
Qi Ye put a menu on Mu Xu's face: "Sweet and sour tenderloin?!You just wait for me to make you 'Mu Xu' vegetable rolls tonight!"
"It's alfalfa rolls. Mu Xu cut off the menu on his face, and then pointed to Lao Wang's phone number on his mobile phone and said to Qi Ye: "Third brother, let me tell you seriously, this is a disease, treat it early, get better." I will greet you out of humanitarian concern, since you and your third sister-in-law were reconciled, have you two slept together?"
"As the president of the Care Single Dog Association, I also greet you, do you want to go on a blind date?"
......Mu Xu chased after Qi Ye and said, "Third brother, I really care about you, did you think of your hand when you saw the third sister-in-law that night?"
Qi Ye: "......"
Mu Xu hurriedly followed: "Third brother, don't be shy, I'm a professional psychological counselor." By the way, third brother, where are you going?"
Qi Ye took out his mobile phone.
"Third brother, it's useless for you to consult by phone in this situation, I'll make an appointment for you to make an appointment for Lao Wang's outpatient clinic tomorrow morning, right?"
"Hey, Grandpa Mu, last time you said you gave Xiao Xu a blind date, I said hello, Xiao Xu said he was willing to ......"
"!" Mu Xu stepped forward and snatched the phone from Qi Ye's hand, and quickly shook his hand and pressed the hang up button.
Qi Ye took back the phone, and Mu Xu chased after him again.
Glaring back at Mu Xu, Qi Ye squinted slightly. Mu Xu hurriedly paused in place.
He felt that he had finally verified for himself what it meant to be immortal......
Bo Rong opened the car door, and Qi Ye sat inside. After opening the WeChat account of 'Night is Cool', adding Lao Zhou's WeChat, and indicating his identity, Qi Ye directly transferred the consultation fee to Lao Zhou.
Lao Zhou: What kind of question do you want to consult this patient?
Qi Ye hugged the mobile phone and entered a long list, and his fingers were already on the send button, but because it took a long time, he finally deleted it all.
Lao Zhou on the other end of WeChat seemed to be very patient and had been waiting for Qi Ye's answer.
Qi Ye re-entered the question he wanted to consult, but when it was time to press the send button, he always felt that he couldn't get started, so after hesitating five or six times, Mr. Qi, who was angry, directly turned off the mobile phone and threw it aside.
Bo Rong, who was driving in front, opened his mouth with concern and asked, "Young Master, I haven't seen your expression for many years." ”
After being silent for a while, Qi Ye suddenly raised his head and looked at Secretary Bo's face in the driver's seat in the mirror: "Secretary Bo, let me ask you a question." ”
"Young Master, you said. ”
"Do you have a good relationship with your wife?"
The car turned an S shape on the road, and Secretary Bo looked at Qi Ye in the rearview mirror in a cold sweat: "Young master, did I do something wrong?"
Qi Ye: "......"
"Forget it. Qi Ye took the phone and turned it on again.
Secretary Bo thought about it, after all, this question was raised by the young master, so it was better to reply politely, so after typing the draft, Secretary Bo said: "Young master, in fact, the relationship between me and my wife is quite harmonious." ”
"When are you going to have a baby?"
The thin secretary, who had a slippery hand again, drove the car and slid a beautiful S-shape on the road again.
Why did he think that the questions asked by the young master today were so ...... Abstract!
"If you can't answer, forget it. Qi Ye said.
Secretary Bo stiffened his head and replied: "This ...... I don't even think so!"
"Secretary Bo, do you feel that the workload is too much, the work is too busy, and you can't do many things?" for example, ......" Qi Ye suddenly stopped, and then waved his hand as if he was pondering for a while: "Forget it." ”
Secretary Bo: "......"
It's over, the boss is crazy!
Trembling all the way back to Jinnan Mansion, Secretary Bo finally felt like a sigh of relief. Qi Ye stretched out his hand to open the car door, and was about to get out of the car, just when Secretary Bo thought he was finally free.
Qi Ye suddenly closed the car door again, then looked at Bo Rong in the front seat and asked, "Secretary Bo, have you done anything particularly frustrating?"
Under all kinds of bitter and mean questions from Mr. Qi, Secretary Bo finally died, turned his head and looked at Qi Ye and said: "Young master, I swear that I am loyal to you and have no second heart, and I have never done anything to be sorry for you, let alone anything that is crazy and degrading to loyalty, you ...... it."
The word 'heart' was still stuck in his throat, and Qi Ye had already pulled the car door and got out of the car.
Finally, Secretary Bo was relieved.
As soon as he entered the door, Qi Ye saw Qi Zhifei circling around the kitchen like a spinning top, and after taking two steps, he curiously stretched out his head to look at the direction of the kitchen, looking very curious.
Aunt Qiao smiled on the side and grabbed Qi Zhifei's collar: "Little master, don't turn around, your head will be dizzy." ”
"Grandma Qiao, my mother looks so beautiful in an apron, and I will marry such a beautiful lady to cook for me in the future. Qi Zhifei looked at his mother's back, and almost left a child.
It turned out to be warm and cool cooking in the kitchen.
With a warm smile on the corner of Qi Ye's mouth, he stepped forward and lifted up the little guy blocking the door, threw it aside, pointed to Wen Liang's back, and said to his son: "There is only one such beautiful lady in the world, but she is already married to me." ”
"Hmph, I'm the man my mother cares about the most. ”
patted the little devil's head, Qi Ye took off his coat and put it on the little guy's head, pushed open the kitchen door and walked in, then closed the door, locked it, and did it in one go.
The little demon king who instantly felt that his world was pitch black, and it took a lot of strength to finally break free from his coat, but it turned out that the door had been locked by his own father.
The little guy kicked the door outside with remorse, and then hugged his feet and wailed.
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Wen Liang, who was boiling soup, turned around, and before he could see who entered the door, he was hugged by a man. She looked up, and the man's kiss covered the ground.
He grabbed her waist with one hand, spun her in a circle, and then pressed her against the table next to him. The sweet kiss sucked all her breath and didn't give her a moment's chance......
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