Volume 1 The Birth of Tang Yihan Chapter 96 Lies
With trepidation, I returned home.
At this time, it was past four o'clock in the afternoon, and I took out my mobile phone and found that Wu Xuan called me at noon, and more than once, all of which were Wu Xuan's unconnected records, mixed with some records of Liu Lang and the master, and a lot of text messages...... Oops......
I hurriedly made a phone call to Wu Xuan, and when the phone rang for the first time, I heard Wu Xuan's crying voice from there: "I will give you all the money you want! Don't hurt my family Yuhan! Please!"
I said to Wu Xuan, "Wu Xuan...... It's me, Tang Yihan, I'm at home. ”
"Gardenia?" Wu Xuan was silent for a while, and then Wu Xuan asked me again: "Why don't you answer the phone all the time?!We went to your house and knocked on the door and you didn't open the door! Looking for Lin Lin, Lin Lin was not at home! I called you so many times and sent so many messages, but I didn't see you respond...... Whining...... I thought you were kidnapped!"
"It's okay, I'm fine. It's just that I forgot to bring my phone when I went out today, and then I only got back to ...... now."
Before I could finish speaking, I heard Wu Xuan order me in an angry tone that I had never felt before: "You wait for me at home now!
It's over, listening to Wu Xuan's tone, I'm really angry...... I think I might be in for a big deal. Compared with the threat brought to me by Huang Yurou, I feel that Wu Xuan gives me a sense of oppression at this time, and Wu Xuan is ten million times more terrifying than Huang Yurou.
I looked at the dust on my body, which was soiled by Huang Yurou when she stepped on the ground before, and my clothes were surprisingly clean, so I still hurried to take a bath, lest Wu Xuan come and see me even more angry.
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After taking a shower, I just walked out of the bathroom when I heard the doorbell ringing, I didn't even have time to dry my hair, I hurriedly went to open the door, only to see Wu Xuan, Liu Lang and my master three people are standing at the door menacingly, the three of them looked at me The eyes of the three reminded me of when I was a child, I used my father's cigarette butt to brand a "cow B" on my mother's coat, and my father and mother looked at me with this look.
Wu Xuan rushed in without saying a word and raised her palm as if she was about to slap me like my mother back then, but Liu Lang took her hand in time and said, "Extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire, she didn't mean it." ”
The master walked in and said, "Sit down, let's find out what the situation is...... Soup, come, do it beside me. ”
It's over, this tone is really like my dad at the beginning, and the sense of déjà vu is really serious.
I obediently sat next to the master, Wu Xuan sat opposite me, and Liu Lang also sat next to Wu Xuan and waved his hand to me gently, I knew he wanted to say, "I can't save you anymore." ”
Sitting on the sofa like a child who has made a mistake, the master asked me as if he were the head of the family, "Tang, where have you been today?"
Where did I go? I'm going to say that I was kidnapped by a paranormal person, do you believe it? You believe it? If you believe it, it's even worse, okay? I had to lie and say, "I went to class, I just forgot to bring my phone when I went out......
"You are talking nonsense! I went to your classroom today to look for you and you didn't see you!" I didn't expect Wu Xuan to come to our classroom to look for me, yes, she only had one class this morning.
My lies were exposed, and I bowed my head as I knew I was wrong. The master then asked me, "Tang, to be honest, where the hell have you been?"
My dear master, it's not that I don't tell the truth, it's that I don't know what to say. I also thought about using Yami's affairs as an excuse, but then I could only tell the master alone, at most I would reveal a little to Liu Lang, but Wu Xuan couldn't, I couldn't tell Wu Xuan about this matter at all.
I was desperately trying to figure out how to answer my master's words, but I didn't know what to say, because it wasn't easy to make up a lie that would perfectly fool the past.
That's right...... Isn't it necessary to tell half the truth and tell half the lie? In that case, I should add some truth to the lie?
So I said to the three of them, "Actually...... Actually, when I went to class this morning, I met a senior sister - Liu Lang, you should remember it? It was when we went to that party before, the senior sister named Huang Yurou. ”
Liu Lang has seen Huang Yurou and is more impressed by her, but Liu Lang is more impressed by the senior sister named Liu Meng, right?
Liu Lang nodded and said, "Remember, what's wrong with that senior sister?"
"That senior sister didn't know why she came to our new campus today, and then she said she had something to do with me, so she called me out...... And then what...... And then...... Well...... "My brain is running rapidly, it is estimated that when I wrote the essay for the college entrance examination, I didn't make up stories as quickly as I do now, I sat up in a hurry, and said with a very angry look: "Then that senior sister doesn't know what went crazy, take me everywhere, and let me go shopping with her for a long time, regardless of whether I want to or not! I just managed to escape from her, that senior sister is simply a psychopath!"
Sure enough, what I said didn't have much credibility, and Wu Xuan was still skeptical: "Really?
I nodded again and again and said, "yes, you don't know how scary that senior sister is...... You see my arm here, it was injured when she pulled it out. ”
I showed them a wound on my arm, which was probably injured by Huang Yurou before, and I only found it when I was taking a shower, which can be used as an excuse for me.
Wu Xuan took my arm and looked at my insignificant wound distressedly and said, "It's really too much! What is the origin of that woman? How dare you hurt our family! I'll go to her! See if I don't cut her to death!"
Liu Lang and I hurriedly grabbed Wu Xuan and said, "Dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas." Don't be so impulsive. ”
Wu Xuan was pulled back by us to sit on the sofa, and she punched Liu Lang in the stomach - because the only person who could be used here to vent his anger was Liu Lang, "I'm so angry! How can there be such an excessive person in this world? Even Lin Lin didn't know where he went, I thought you two were burglarized. ”
"No, besides, I'm not standing here properly, don't you be angry, okay? I said and hugged Wu Xuan's neck and sat on her to be coquettish, at this time I wanted Wu Xuan to calm down, this is the best way.
Sure enough, my coquettish Dafa worked, Wu Xuan's face became a little softer, and she hugged me again and said happily: "Okay, okay, don't get angry, don't get angry, how can I be angry if you're so cute." ”
"Then what are you going to do when you came in and raised your hand just now? Do you want to hit me?" I turned around and began to question Wu Xuan.
Wu Xuan was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly smiled: "No! How could it be! How could I want to beat you! I wanted to hug you, but I was stopped by Liu Lang, the bastard...... Liu Lang, you bastard!I'm hugging my family, what is the matter with you?What are you pulling me for?" In the end, Wu Xuan kicked Liu Lang again, and poor Liu Lang became Wu Xuan's venting tool.
"Okay, okay, since the soup is fine, everyone will be happy. By the way, let's go out for dinner tonight, shall we? "The master played a round for me and said, although the master didn't know that I was a boy and a girl, but she knew that I had some kind of relationship with Yami, so she knew that there must be something hidden in what I just said, and it could be seen from her eyes that she had noticed something.
I hurriedly greeted the master and said, "Okay, let's go out to dinner tonight...... What are you going to eat? I want to eat seafood, hairy crabs and lobsters! Wu Xuan, what about you?"
Wu Xuan smiled: "I also want to eat seafood, let's go eat seafood." ”
At this time, Liu Lang covered his stomach and raised his hand and said, "I am allergic to seafood......
"Then you don't go, the three of us can go. ”