Chapter Twenty-Nine: Drunken Nonsense

Li Xiao rolled his hazy eyes, looked at Nan Juan and thought for a long time and said, "Then I understand, he is my nephew." ”

Nan Juan nodded, and shouted to the attendant again: "Someone is here to put on the incense platform, and I want to bow to Li Xiao." ”

Everyone at the banquet looked at Nan Juan, it turned out that it was real, although Nan Juan drank a few more bowls, he was not confused, he really cherished Li Xiao.

"The yellow sky is above, the thick soil is below, I am Nanjuan, I am Li Xiao, from today on, the two of us are brothers of the opposite sex, sharing blessings and hardships, fighting together, supporting the community together, above to my emperor, down to the people, to protect the family and defend the country, there is no two hearts, heaven and earth are proof. After speaking, the two kowtowed to heaven and earth, and the "eldest brother and second brother" helped each other back to the table, and the rest of the people at the table applauded and shouted, and Nan Fengguo and Nan Xianguo worshiped Li Xiao.

The celebration banquet ended happily, Nan Juan was drunk, and was supported by Nan Fengguo and Nan Xianguo to rest, He Feng invited Li Xiao to rest in his mansion again, Li Xiao thought that Ying'er was in He Feng's camp, so he returned to the camp with He Feng, Runfeng returned to the residence arranged by the customs management, and Guo Rengui did not know where to go.

Li Xiao slept for a while, drank a lot, turned into a person and walked out of the room, strolling in the courtyard, when he heard a familiar voice in a room and said: "Xiang'er, you can also go and rest, you don't have to worry about me, I will wipe myself after washing." ”

The other said, "Yes, Miss."

After Li Xiao heard what the man said, he said happily in his heart: "Isn't this the voice of Miss Ying'er?"

I saw that the door of a room was opened, and a plainly dressed little girl walked out, the little girl didn't notice Li Xiao, and walked to the side courtyard alone, Li Xiao's heart beat faster, thinking about finding some reason to knock on the door, and unconsciously walked under the window of Ying'er's room.

There was a sound of water in the room, Li Xiao's heartbeat was getting faster and faster, he pressed his chest with both hands, and when he touched a hard object on his chest, he reached into his arms and took it out, it turned out to be a myopia tube invented by Guo Rengui, Li Xiao looked at the myopia tube in his hand, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and suddenly had evil thoughts.

Li Xiao put the myopia tube in the window and looked in, he saw Ying'er sitting naked in a big wooden barrel soaking in the bath, Li Xiao's breathing was a little short, his heart was beating faster and faster, and he felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat, just when he felt that there was liquid in his mouth, he wiped it, and found that it was his nosebleed through the moonlight.

He suppressed his breath and watched quietly, when the words "so beautiful" suddenly came out of his mouth, but it disturbed the person in the room who was taking a bath.

I only heard Ying'er shouting: "Who is there" Ying'er quickly jumped out of the bucket and got dressed. Li Xiao was a little overwhelmed when he heard Ying'er's exclamation, and said, "It's not me, it's not me." ”

Ying'er opened the door and ran out, and when she saw Li Xiao in front of her, she immediately cried loudly, crying and scolding: "You stinky rascal, splashy, scoundrel, why are you still chasing here, you hooligan with a thousand cuts" said and wanted to do it.

Li Xiao knelt down with a "poof" and said, "Don't cry, don't shout, you can beat and scold, but you can be quiet, it's time to come later, I'll teach you how to bark." ”

Ying'er was even more angry after hearing this, and scolded: "You are not as good as a dog, you are simply a beast, and a pig and a dog are not as good." ”

Li Xiao knelt on the ground and said, "Grandma, don't shout, okay? I beg you." ”

Ying'er trembled angrily, she shouted just now, called the family in the house, He Fengzai and He Dongxu also rushed over, Li Xiao looked at the people who came around, covered his face with both hands, and said: "Lose the dead, lose the dead, lose face, lose face." ”

"Ying'er, what's wrong, who bullied you" He Dongxu rushed over and asked.

When Ying'er saw He Dongxu coming, she cried even more, stomped her feet and said, "Senior brother, it's this stinky rascal again, he, he, him."

He Dongxu gritted his teeth and said angrily: "What's wrong with him, say it quickly." ”

Ying'er also gritted her teeth and said, "He peeked at me taking a bath." ”

When He Dongxu heard this, the fire hit upwards and said to the family: "Take it down and tie it up." ”

Li Xiao knelt, covered his face and didn't look up, a few family members came over to tie Li Xiao with five flowers, and He Dongxu stretched out his hand to fight.

He Feng said again: "Xu'er, move slowly, ask if it's too late to fight" He Feng came over again and said to Li Xiao: "Who are you, how did you enter He Mansion, raise your head." ”

Although Li Xiao was tied, his hands never left his face, and when he heard He Feng ask him again and ask him to look up, Li Xiao didn't answer, nor did he raise his head, just kept shaking his head, and He Feng said sternly: "Who are you, put your hands down and raise your head." ”

Li Xiao kept shaking his head in his mouth, and He Fengzai said to the family: "Take his hand down for me"

Several family members surrounded and broke Li Xiao's hand, Li Xiao exerted his strength, and several family members couldn't break it, He Feng was angry and said: "Waste, get away"

Saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Li Xiao, Li Xiao said in his heart: "Guo Rengui, Guo Rengui, why are you giving me this thing, you cheated me, and I can't wash it when I jump into the grandmother river." ”

Li Xiao's heart was crossed, and he said to He Fengzai: "No need, I'll just take it away, take care of it." As he spoke, he took his hand away and looked up.

"Uncle Shi, why are you, hurry up, loosen the tie quickly, or I'll do it myself." He Feng took another step forward and untied Li Xiao's rope, Li Xiao was also blushing, not knowing how to speak, He Feng said again: "Uncle Shi, what are you?"

Li Xiao waved his hand: "Don't, don't, don't, don't" stammered for a long time, but didn't say anything.

Ying'er looked at Li Xiao viciously, and cried to He Feng again: "Shibo, what do you call him?

He Feng shouted again: "Ying'er must not be rude"

He Dongxu said: "Dad, who is he?"

He Feng said to He Dongxu again: "Xu'er, hurry up and see your uncle." ”

He Dongxu looked at He Fengzai and was stunned, He Fengxu said again: "You haven't been to the battlefield, you don't know the great achievements of your uncle, he is the famous Li Xiao who broke through the Sanling Dazhai, is my own uncle, is it wrong for you to call your uncle, kneel down and kowtow." ”

He Dongxu looked at his father, then at Li Xiao, and reluctantly knelt on the ground and said, "Nephew He Dongxu, I have seen my uncle."

Li Xiao waved his hand and said, "Excuse me, excuse me, get up" At this time, Ying'er had stopped crying, Li Xiao peeked at Ying'er, and found that Ying'er was looking at Li Xiao with hateful eyes, Li Xiao felt a little guilty and didn't dare to look at Ying'er again.

"Ying'er, is this a misunderstanding? My uncle's big identity can't do such an unreasonable thing, you can't blame my uncle" He Fengzai looked at Ying'er and said.

Ying'er said angrily: "Shibo, he"

He Feng didn't wait for Ying'er to finish speaking, and then said sternly: "Shut up, how can you call Uncle Shi him, no big or small, hurry back to the house to sleep." After speaking, he said to Li Xiao: "Uncle Shi, please go back and rest." Li Xiao also nodded.

"Dad, Li Xiao must have peeked at Ying'er, otherwise how could Ying'er cry like that. He Dongxu said to He Fengzai unconvinced.

He Feng said again: "How can I not know, he is an uncle, he is a hero, but he is also strong-blooded, about the same age as you, let Ying'er pay more attention in the future, remember, this matter should not be passed on." ”