Chapter 537: I don't know if I'm alive or dead

This man is a pseudo-head descending master, who is abducted and deceived under the guise of a descending master, but he has no real ability at all. Moreover, this man is also extremely greedy for money, and in order to "cheat money," he has even learned the languages of many countries, just to facilitate his "business"! If he had used this "wisdom" on the right path, he would have achieved a lot of results. If nothing else, isn't it good to be a translator or a tour guide? It's just that I'm lazy and I think it's easier and more comfortable to cheat money.

"There is a powerful ghost behind you!" The other party opened his mouth, pointed to Xu Zhuo's back, lowered his voice, and said seriously in broken Chinese, "Young man, do you feel the cold on the back of your neck now, it's a powerful ghost blowing into your neck!"

Xu Zhuo shrugged his shoulders, shook his head, and said, "I didn't feel it." If there is a cool breeze, it must be the air conditioning wind, or the wind blowing in from outside. I was fine and didn't feel any discomfort. ”

The other party frowned and said, "It's too late when you feel unwell! If you don't believe me, I have a demon mirror to let you see the true face of that blue-faced fanged ghost." ”

"Oh?" Xu Zhuo was interested, he didn't expect that the other party still had such a magic weapon, and he didn't know whether it was real or fake, he wanted to see it.

The purple monk-robed head master immediately took out a small mirror and asked Xu Zhuo to look in the mirror by himself, but as a result, Xu Zhuo took a look at it himself, and found that there was really a blue-faced and fanged ghost behind him, who was opening his teeth and dancing his claws.

Xu Zhuo couldn't help pouting, this head lowering master was obviously playing tricks, it was just a trick. He was full of thoughts, and he didn't find any powerful ghosts around him at all, except for the beautiful peony. This man is definitely a liar. However, the other party's mirror is not ordinary.

Xu Zhuo's eyes of wisdom immediately discovered its secret. It turned out that the reason why a powerful ghost appeared was because there was a powerful ghost sealed in the mirror itself, and when Xu Zhuo looked in the mirror, the powerful ghost also appeared in the mirror at the same time, as if the powerful ghost was behind Xu Zhuo. In fact, the ghost is in the mirror, not outside at all.

But Rao is so, and it's scary enough. I don't know where I got this mirror, and I guess it's not a lie.

In terms of the solidity of soul power alone, the powerful ghost in this mirror is only one-fifth of the soul power of the peony at most, and his strength is very poor. This kind of powerful ghost, Xu Zhuo can't look down on it, and the other party is sealed again, so Xu Zhuo has no idea of fighting it.

If he wants to refine the bronze bell, he must have a more powerful ghost, at least not weaker than Peony. Otherwise, it won't do anything at all.

"How's it going? See? I can't imagine that you are quite bold young man, and you are not afraid. The head lowering master was slightly disappointed, because Xu Zhuo was too calm, as long as he used this trick before, the other party was so frightened that he was scared, hugging his thighs and crying for help, how much he drove was how much he wanted, as long as the other party could afford it, he didn't bargain, he really couldn't afford it, and he had to borrow enough money, and he was extra respectful to him. That money came by super easily.

Now, Xu Zhuo is so calm and doesn't play cards according to the routine, which makes him not very good at shouting high prices.

"Well, not afraid. You better go back, what should you do? Xu Zhuo began to drive people away.

The other party didn't leave, and insisted on persuading: "Young man, I'm really good for you......"

Xu Zhuo said it several times, saying that he didn't need his "service", and let him stay cool, but he didn't expect that person to be stalking and entangled, as if he had decided that Xu Zhuo was a wronged man, and he had to slaughter a piece of meat from Xu Zhuo, a "rich man".

Xu Zhuo was also a little speechless, why did he run into a liar? Could it be because he was too "luxurious" to eat? However, when he ordered food, he really didn't pay much attention to the price?

With Xu Zhuo's current net worth, he naturally eats whatever he wants, and he no longer has the habit of looking at the price in advance and making careful calculations.

Yan' ghost peony suddenly stuck out her tongue playfully, and with a light twist of the ghost body, she came to the back of the pseudo-head descender, and blew a ghostly breath on the neck of the pseudo-head descender.

This ghostly breath, gloomy, cold, and a breath of cold air penetrated into the bones, which made the old man suddenly shudder, his hair stood on end, and he was so frightened that he almost urinated.

This is by no means an ordinary cold air, it is definitely the yin wind blowing in hell, which makes the old man's scalp explode, cold from head to toe, and breeds great fear in his heart. This old man has always deceived people, but I didn't expect that this time he really hit a ghost!

He was so frightened that he trembled, although it was broad daylight, he still felt chills all over his body, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, but when he came back to his senses, where was Xu Zhuo's shadow?

"No, I'll have to go to my brother and ask him to help me see it. If he really gets caught by something unclean, it is a serious problem, and my brother must be able to get rid of it! And the young man from China just now, could it be that he is a terrible ghost himself?" the more the old man thought about it, the more frightened he became, and he couldn't wait, stumbled out of the door, and immediately took a taxi and went to his brother's house.

Outside, Xu Zhuo found a high-end hotel and opened a luxury suite, and Yan 'ghost peony naturally lived with him. Regarding Yan's ghost peony's prank just now, Xu Zhuo was noncommittal, and it could be regarded as a slight punishment for the old man who was a liar, lest the other party become addicted to deception in the future and go astray into the point of no return.

"Brother master, are we in the same room tonight?" Yan's ghost peony is infinitely enchanting, and her style is graceful, deliberately showing her sexuality and graceful figure, and she has begun her tireless seduction of Xu Zhuo's great cause.

Xu Zhuo scolded with a smile: "We still have to work at night." Just lie down a little during the day and find a place to stay. ”

"During the day, brother, you are really very affectionate, then let me give you a massage." Well, when I come to Thailand, I'll follow the locals and give my brother a full set of Thai massages!"

Since Peony has this heart, Xu Zhuo naturally enjoys it, of course, it is a real massage, without additional services. In addition to using hands, Yan's ghost peony will also be called foot stepping.

Her ghost body is light, a pair of ghost feet are sometimes heavy and sometimes light, stepping on Xu Zhuo's back, she actually simulated an unusually slippery, 'greasy' and tender feeling, just like the real one, but it also has a different taste.

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It is said that the pseudo-head descender came to his brother's house, but his brother is a real head descender, proficient in ghost descending, and there are countless little ghosts in the house. The mirror of the previous puppet head descender was taken from his brother. His brother also knew, but because of the two brothers, their parents died early when they were young, and the brothers depended on each other, so his brother took good care of his younger brother. Even if he knew that his brother had stolen a ghost mirror, he let him do whatever he wanted.

This pseudo-head descender does not have the same great ability as his brother, but he is several times better than his brother in swaggering and deception.

"Big brother, I planted it today, I went to catch ghosts for a person, where did I think that I was teased by ghosts, if it weren't for the magic weapon that my brother gave me, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to come back today!"

In fact, what he didn't know was that if Yan's ghost peony really wanted to clean him up, the so-called "magic weapon" on his body would not work at all, and it would explode. Now the general "magic weapon" has no deterrent effect on the Yan' ghost peony.

"Oh? There are still people who dare to bully you? Is this not taking this master seriously? What is the matter, you tell me from the beginning!" The real head descending master was also wearing a purple monk's robe, with a bald head, and was obviously also a monk. In fact, there are a lot of people who become monks in Thailand.

Thailand is known as the land of a thousand Buddhas, with more than 30,000 large and small temples in the territory, and monks and Buddhist imagery can be seen everywhere. More than 90% of the country's population are good men and women who believe in Theravada Buddhism, and even the calendar is based on the Buddhist calendar (Editor's note: According to the Buddhist calendar, the Buddhist calendar is 543 years earlier than the common A.D. year, for example, this year's 2016 A.D. is the 2559th year of the Buddhist calendar. There is an unwritten custom that Thai Buddhist men must become monks at least once in their lives in order to conform to tradition.

The two head-lowering masters of this authenticity are naturally people who have become monks, but the elder brother has always been a monk, but the younger brother can't bear the loneliness and has long been vulgar. In Thailand, it is as normal for a monk to be a monk as it is for ordinary people to become a monk.

The pseudo-head descending master immediately began to tell, and he very naturally added oil and vinegar, saying how hateful Xu Zhuo was, how sad he himself was, and when he talked about it, he burst into tears, making him feel like a martyr who had lost her virginity.

"How can this be reasonable, when you come to my Thailand, you still dare to show off your might?" The real head descending master groaned slightly, and thought that Xu Zhuo was a stranger in China. There are indeed a lot of strangers in China, and some of them are very powerful, but this is not China, but Thailand. The strong dragon still doesn't suppress the head snake, you come to my territory, and you dare to bully my brother so arrogantly, is it unbearable!

Immediately, this real head descending master decided to go to Xu Zhuo to "learn", the kind that doesn't care about life and death, and must kill Xu Zhuo. However, before killing him, you must humiliate him and let him know that Thailand is not so easy to enter, and the wizards and head lowerers in Thailand are very powerful.

"Big brother, you haven't helped me see if there is anything unclean on me!" Seeing that the eldest brother was leaving, the pseudo-head descending master immediately became anxious, grabbed his brother's monk's robe, and said loudly.

"It's fine. Just a few more days of rest. That devil didn't dare to put any dirty hands on you. The head descender said calmly, and then strode away.

When he arrived at the restaurant where his brother was eating, the head descender raised his hand and released a little ghost, allowing him to smell the atmosphere in the air. This imp was domesticated by him using a unique secret method, and has many incredible abilities, but its combat effectiveness is not strong, and it is an auxiliary imp.

The assistant imp sniffed around the crowded restaurant, but no one could see it, and if anyone did, it would be scared to death. Because, this little ghost is extremely ugly, and its head is divided into three parts, as if he had been cut off two large axes on the head with a sharp axe before his death, and he grinned with teeth and a fierce expression.

After a while, the auxiliary imp came out and reported to his master: "Master, there was indeed a powerful ghost staying here before, and it seems to be a female ghost, and in addition, I also captured the breath of the living person. ”

The living people it said were naturally the breath left by Xu Zhuo here. This kind of aura is very weak, even the most powerful police dog may not be able to smell it, but this little ghost raised by the head lowering master can do it.

The little ghost led the way, and the head descender looked all the way to the vicinity of the hotel where Xu Zhuo lived, but he was very cautious and did not approach himself, but hibernated in the basement of a building.

"Hmph, dare to bully my brother? You also came to Thailand to show off your might? Tonight, you have to lie on your stomach if you are a dragon, and you have to lie down like a kitten for me, and I will be obedient!" The head descender sneered, and took out a small celadon jade bottle from his pocket, the small jade bottle was very elegant, and there were orchids painted on it, but as soon as the stopper was opened, there was suddenly a stream of black gas, and there were dozens of little ghosts chirping inside.

However, these ghosts are all low-level imps, and some of them are even muddy, and they haven't opened their minds yet, but, after all, they are little ghosts, and any one of them is released, and it is not something that ordinary people can deal with.

He believes that even if Xu Zhuo has some ability, he also has a gorgeous female ghost around him, but two fists are hard to beat four hands, and no matter how tall and beautiful "Snow White" is, she will be carried away by the seven "dwarfs".

Most of these seven imps were ghost children, and there was also a dwarf, each of whom was extremely hideous and terrifying, and they all screamed, turning into black smoke and flying towards Xu Zhuo's room.

The frequency of their ghost cries is very unique, and it is not within the range of human hearing, but Yan's ghost peony found it in an instant and quickly reported it to Xu Zhuo.

Xu Zhuo urged his eyes of wisdom to perceive all tangible and intangible existences, and naturally discovered them immediately. He was about to get up and make a move, but Yan 'Ghost Peony reached out and pressed him, leaned over and kissed him on the back, Ying Ying smiled: "It's just seven little ghosts, see the concubines go to send them, why do you need to work Langjun to make a move?"

After speaking, she was very presumptuous and pinched Xu Zhuo's fart's stock, and before Xu Zhuo could clean her up, she flew out with a smile, leaving only a burst of laughter: "Lang Jun, your fart is so thick and elastic, and the feel is really the best in the world!"

Xu Zhuo couldn't help but be ashamed, he was actually taken advantage of by this cheap maid again, but it didn't matter, when she came back, Xu Zhuo decided to teach her a good lesson, let her know that as a master, dignity should not be offended, and it is okay to rub some oil at ordinary times, but not to go too far. The trick of that cheap maid just now is very unique, and she definitely wants to seduce herself to make mistakes!

As for Xu Zhuo's fart, it is because he often does squats, and his figure is originally excellent, and it is not only the farts that have muscles.

As soon as Yan's ghost peony flew out, he intercepted the seven-headed imp halfway.

"You seven little ghosts, hurry up and leave, otherwise, you will be completely annihilated in the hands of this aunt and grandmother!"

The seven-headed imps naturally won't leave, they are all full of ghost fire, and the soul light begins to blaze, blooming with a faint light, which is a manifestation of excitement and high fighting spirit. Of course, although their ghost fire and soul light were shining, they could only be seen by Yan 'Ghost Peony, Xu Zhuo, and the head descending master hiding in the basement, and ordinary people couldn't find it at all. At most, I feel that there are a few yin winds whistling outside the window, whirring ~, which makes people reverie and creepy.

The head descender found a corner in the basement and sat cross-legged, closed his eyes, and communicated with the seven-headed little ghosts, and could see the appearance of the Yan' ghost peony through their ghost eyes from a distance, and saw the appearance of the Yan' ghost peony that brought disaster to the country and the people, and suddenly his heart was turbulent and greedy.

"What a beautiful female ghost, what a charming 'bone-in-nature, ghost world' thing, if you can catch a warm bed, this life is worth it!"