In a town near Taixu Peak, Li Chuyi and the three of them found the largest restaurant in the town and sat down.

Speaking of which, this restaurant was recommended to him by Li Sinian, and the four uncles were very prosperous in various towns in Tianmen Mountain, and those who had good deeds even gave him a nice nickname called "God of Gamblers". Every day, there is an endless stream of people who want to talk to him and exchange some ways to make money, especially those mortals, Li Sinian is like a living immortal in their eyes, and some people even fill the ancestral hall of their homes with a statue of him, which is called "God of Wealth", and he sees the tribute of Tian'er and incense.

Li Sinian was very proud of this, and it wasn't until he was buried by Li Chuyi that he didn't mention it anymore.

But Li Sinian is so popular, he doesn't know how many masters there are in Tianmen, but Tianmen Mountain is a delicious and fun town, I'm afraid that even the veteran disciples of Taixu Palace who have practiced for many years don't have all the life he knows.

Li Chuyi's greedy mouth is well known to passers-by, and he has long wanted to come to such a good place when he smells it. But he never imagined that he would come the way he did today.

Where is this here to eat, is this here to suffer!

left in the name of eating, but the two daughters bumped into each other, and they were so affectionate and familiar. Li Chuyi, who couldn't figure out the tide, wanted to run, but the sweet smile and meaningful eyes of the two daughters made him dare not move his feet, so he could only honestly bring the two of them over together.

Under the governance of Taixu Palace, the relationship between monks and mortals in Tianmen Mountain is very harmonious, and this restaurant also receives cultivators on weekdays, so it does not show anything unusual to Li Chuyi and the others.

This is Li Chuyi's favorite point of Tianmen Mountain, although Dayan is prosperous, but the immortals are different, every time there are cultivators in the restaurant inn, no matter how high or low the cultivation is, the store is like treating the immortals who are mortal and waiting, trembling for fear of provoking the "immortals" dislike.

Many cultivators like that feeling, but Li Chuyi doesn't like it, and so do Taoist priests. So every time the two of them went over, they dressed up as mortals who didn't know how to practice, which made a lot of oolongs such as overlord meals.

If the two of them revealed their identities a little, how would those shopkeepers dare to stop them, but the master and apprentice both liked that feeling, even if they liked to pay off debts, so that Li Chuyi could have a feeling that he was a person.

Isn't it just that you know how to practice for a long time, what's so great!

After the food was served, the shopkeeper withdrew from the room. Although he was accustomed to the presence of monks, he could see the half-sized little fat man eating with two fairy-like figures, and the shopkeeper behind the door couldn't help but bared his teeth.

"Tsk, the cultivation of immortals is different, and this Yanfu is really envious of the dead!"

Although he is a mortal, he has developed a pair of golden eyes that can observe words and colors after a long time in the world. Ordinary people may think that this is two sisters and their younger brothers coming over for dinner, but the shopkeeper is not, he can see the strange atmosphere between the three of them clearly, how can he not guess what it is!

The door was closed, but there was no soundproofing on the door. The shopkeeper thought that the people inside couldn't hear, but how cultivated the three people inside were, how could they not hear it?

With a "crak", the tea bowl that had just been brought to his mouth was suddenly bitten off. I didn't dare to spit it out in my mouth, and I didn't put down the cup and continued to put it in my mouth, Li Chuyi's thief eyes swept the two women very quickly, and when he saw that the two continued to laugh as if they hadn't heard, he carefully spit out the fragments back into the cup, and then put them down gently as if nothing happened.

How could Li Chuyi's small movements and the two daughters not see it, they glanced at each other, and snickered in their stomachs.

They knew why Li Chuyi was like this, and they could probably guess what the little slut was thinking. It's just that the two have a tacit understanding, and secretly decided to dry the little slut first, so the two of them are clever and smiling, but Li Chuyi has been left unattended.

Fragrant meals were piled up on the table, and the little slut lost his appetite for the first time. I took a piece of meat with chopsticks and put it in a bowl and pulled it, and I didn't see him eat it when it was almost poked into meat filling, and his eyelids drooped as if he was concentrating on studying the structure of the meat, but in fact, a pair of thief eyes had been peeking at the faces of the second daughter in a way that he thought was very hidden.

Although they kept talking, Hao Youxiao and Xiaoyu's thoughts had always been on Li Chuyi, and they couldn't look at the little slut's self-hidden gaze, and they were secretly sulking in their hearts.

Dead fat man, isn't he usually quite able to speak, why are you dumb now?

Maybe it was soft-hearted, or it could be angry that the little slut was peeking at, Hao Youxiao picked up the tea bowl and took a sip, and after putting it down, she suddenly turned her head and asked, "Aren't you hungry?"

"Oh oh, hungry, hungry, I'll eat!"

The little fat man was startled, and hurriedly lowered his head and began to sweep. sighed and snorted with a mouth full of congestion, so he asked who wanted to grab food from him, for fear that the slow eating would make the eldest lady dissatisfied.

Xiao Erhei glanced at him with disdain, and continued to lick the pig's trotters in front of him with his head down. Diemeng couldn't help frowning and shook her head silently.

Isn't this kid usually quite clever, why is he so stupid at this time?

He didn't know if he should take the initiative to say something at this time, even if it was to say nonsense like being innocent today, opening the topic was the most important thing.

The result?

Look at the eating appearance, as if he has never eaten in ten lifetimes, the pig arch is better looking than him!

Her face was tense, but Hao Youxiao was about to laugh in her heart. exchanged glances with Xiaoyu, and a hint of happiness crossed their eyes.

Maybe the punishment was not enough, Xiaoyu also cleared her throat and asked, "Hey, are you a pig? Why don't you just eat and not talk?"

Li Chuyi was about to cry.

It's not called eating, you don't talk when you eat, why do you have to talk after eating!

But when the little ancestor spoke, he didn't dare to ignore it. wiped her mouth and was about to speak, but Hao Youxiao suddenly said, "Why don't you eat again?"

Burst~~~

Li Chuyi vomited blood.

He can see that these two girls are working together to toss him!

At this point, there was no need for him to pretend. The chopsticks took a deep breath, and just when the second daughter thought he was angry, she saw him suddenly bow his head and slam on the table, and the dishes were shocked and jumped.

"I was wrong!"

The weak voice seemed to regret the marriage to the extreme, Li Chuyi looked up at the second daughter, and his eyes full of tears were extremely sincere.

"So, you guys can do it and let me go like a fart!"

Puff~

The second daughter laughed coquettishly, the little fat man looked like an apology, just like a little daughter-in-law who was angry and could only be wronged by herself.

After laughing for a while, Hao Youxiao pressed her patience and asked in a light tone: "Oh, where is Li Daxia, where are you going to make a mistake! Li Daxia, you just showed your might, killing thousands of people's corpses, you can't afford to talk like this, the little woman is afraid of losing her life!"

"That's it!" Xiaoyu also followed, "My father said that many people have to show weakness before they want to do it, which is called pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger." Li Daxia, you can just let us go, Sister Youxiao and I are powerless, but we can't withstand your thunderous blow!"

blinked vigorously and squeezed out the tears, and the little fat man said "sincerely": "Forget me begging you, don't toss me in a weird way." I'm thin and timid, you see I'm scared and crying by you, you see my frightened tears!"

There was another coquettish laugh, and the two girls exchanged voices, and then Hao Youxiao's face turned blank, and she asked lightly: "Then Li Daxia, let's talk about it, what are you wrong?"

"Don't, don't Li Daxia, just call me Xiao Li, if you don't dislike it, you can also call me smart, cute, and chubby. ”

Li Chuyi hurriedly waved his hand, and when he saw Hao Youxiao smiling and bluffing himself, he hurriedly shrunk his neck and said, "Miss, I was wrong, I shouldn't have avoided you, you have a daughter's body, don't be angry!"

"Oh, it turns out that you are avoiding me!" Hao Youxiao looked at him "very surprised", "I thought that Li Daxia, your noble people were busy, and they couldn't work hard! It turns out that you have a high vision, and I, the little woman I met in Mobei, are not in your eyes at all, and you don't want me to stain your eyes so you deliberately avoid me!"

"No, I'm not ......"

Li Chuyi was about to explain, but saw Hao Youxiao holding Xiaoyu's hand with a sad face: "Sister Xiaoyu, it seems that Li Daxia is not what you said." It's true that people are approachable, but when they are close to their minds, they forget it, sister, I seem to be self-inflicted!"

How could Xiaoyu not care, but she wouldn't be Hao Youxiao's strange words, hearing this, she acted directly in her true colors, her eyes glared angrily, and her little hand slapped the table hard.

"Dead fat man, say, why are you hiding from Sister Youxiao?

It's all because of you!

Li Chuyi roared in his heart, but he dared to roar in his heart, he didn't dare to say it.

"I" didn't have a reason for "I" for a long time, and in the end, the little slut could only repeat the old trick, tossed the table again, and knocked on the table without raising his head, and said weakly: "I was wrong......"

"Idiot!"

Xiao Erhei mends the knife.

Li Chu was furious, even if the puppy cub didn't help, he dared to bury him!

Just when he was worried that there was no place to vent his anger, he suddenly slapped the table: "What did you say?!

Xiao Erhei didn't answer at all, and flew into Hao Youxiao's arms with pig's trotters in his mouth, and said in a milky voice: "Sister Youxiao, I miss you so much!" I tell you, the big white pig is deliberately avoiding you, he has been like having hemorrhoids in the past few days, and I can't even sleep well when I don't stay in a place for a stick of incense, you see that my eyes are black, it's all his trouble!"

was sold casually, Li Chuyi was even more angry, and even smashed a corner of the table with a slap, and roared angrily: "Fart! Do you have any other colors on your body except black? You dog things that eat outside the grill, come over to me, the master will beat you to death today to eliminate harm for the people!"

"Wang, Sister Youxiao, Sister Xiaoyu, the big white pig murders me!" Xiao Erhei looked at the second daughter with tears in her eyes, and anyone who saw her pitiful appearance was distressed.

The little fat man was so angry that he couldn't fall his eyes, and Xiao Yu was so angry that he also slapped the corner of the table and roared: "Dead fat man, you bully Xiao Hei Hei again!"

"I... I'm ......!"

The little fat man was infinitely aggrieved, and looked at Butterfly Dream expectantly to let her help, but turned his head to see that the butterfly beauty had become a sleeping beauty, and he didn't look at him at all with his eyes closed.

Filled with grief and indignation, Li Chuyi wanted to cry without tears, but he could only look up to the sky and sigh.

In these years, dogs are powerful, and people are not as good as dogs!