Chapter 16 The bull head and the horse face come to collect the money
The idlers had all left, and there were only three people left in the box and a table of newly ordered dishes.
"Cousin, we made so much money just now, do you see if you also share a little with me, it will be regarded as labor fees. ”
"Didn't I already save you 250,000 yuan, you only made a two-minute small movie and earned 250,000 yuan, but you are bigger names than Director Zhang and Director Feng, what else do you want?"
"Well, well, I didn't say it. ”
"I said cousin, I heard that tomorrow is your birthday, and your cousin is also considered rich, you see if you have any wishes, my cousin will definitely help you realize it." ”
"I want you to be a pauper, do you think that's a good wish?"
"Okay, no problem, isn't it just 10 million, my cousin will transfer it to you immediately, anyway, my cousin is used to being poor, and I am really not used to being rich suddenly. ”
"No thanks. For the sake of 10 million, this time the matter will be turned over, and the two of you will be miserable next time!"
Late at night, the Wei family villa, the rooftop.
"Eighth Grandpa, haven't you slept yet?" Qin Hao greeted cheaply.
"Little rabbit, I don't have anything to say, right, I don't sleep during the day and work at night, you haven't been kicked in the head by a donkey. ”
"Eighth grandfather, I want to ask you something, tonight I met two tall men in suits and leather shoes in the hotel, the door was not opened, but they could come and go freely, and it seemed that I was the only one who saw them, and the other people in the box seemed to be wooden, and they didn't even hear our conversation, it was like seeing a ghost, it was just scared to death!"
"They're there to kill?"
"Yes, yes, use a rope to strangle someone's neck. Eighth grandfather, you are really like a god, and the sword is not old. Qin Hao took the opportunity to shoot the sycophants.
"Oh, then you're in a big deal, it's okay what are you looking at!"
"That's what they told me. Eighth Grandpa, you are really the reincarnation of Zhuge , God counts!" "There are never too many sycophants, you have to shoot when it's time to shoot."
"God's! It's all about learning some flamboyant skills from that old immortal, and it's useless...... Actually, that's what they told me at the beginning. ”
"Ahh
"Yes, because I'm blind in one eye, my blind eye can't feel the light, and after a long time it sees something in the dark...... If you interrupt their official duties, it will cause their performance salary to be deducted, and they will have to carry an administrative sanction if they don't do it, they hate you to death in their hearts, while the sky is not yet dawn, you should hurry up and remedy it, the so-called ignorant people are not to blame, they feel your sincerity, and they should not embarrass you. ”
"How do you do that? Please ask the eighth grandfather to tell me the specific steps!" Qin Hao was a little anxious, unknown things were always frightening.
"Who the hell taught you to be so stupid! Money can make ghosts grind, haven't you heard of it? There's nothing that money can't solve, if there is, then double it!"
"How much is that going to be given? I don't know anything about it. ”
"Well, I don't know what the market is now, in recent years, there has been a lot of inflation everywhere, and money has become too worthless. Back then, I gave 5 million, and now you can prepare 100 billion for the time being, give 50 billion to try to intercede first, and then give him 100 billion, I think 100 billion should be about the same. ”
"What! What are you talking about! I don't have anything wrong with my ears, 100 billion! You want me to rob the treasury!" Qin Hao felt like he was going crazy.
"Who taught you to be so stupid? Is 100 billion dark coins difficult? Now the dark coins are millions at any time, but when you buy them, you buy the kind with a denomination of 10,000, and I heard that 10,000 is a convenient flower. Also, if you want to buy Kaiyuan Tongbao brand, there are many counterfeit coins in other brands. ”
"Huh, are there any real or fake coins?"
"You just do it. I also have to buy two paintings, one cow and one horse. Burn the painting first, wait for people to come, apologize and then burn money. ”
"Hah!
"It's good to know, say some soft words, pat some sycophants, you're good at this, I won't say more. ”
"Okay, Grandpa Xie Ba's life-saving grace. ”
"Don't be poor, hurry up and do it, it's best to finish it before the child's time. ”
Qin Hao came to the study and knocked on the door. "Uncle Wei, I want to ask, do you know where to sell the kind of money that Kaiyuan Tongbao has?"
"Oh, you said the Stygian coin, I have an uncle who is Kaiyuan Tongbao's agent in Nanhua, when do you want it?"
"Right now. ”
"Okay, I'll call him and ask him to send someone over immediately, how much do you want?"
"100 billion, divided into two parts, the kind with 10,000 denominations. ”
"Uh, okay. Wei Liguo was taken aback, what did this product suddenly cost 100 billion, it was difficult to go to Lidu to speculate in real estate.
In front of Qin Hao, Wei Liguo dialed the phone: "Uncle Li, good evening, I'm really sorry to disturb you late at night." ”
"Oh, the founding of the country, there is something to say, I drink tea, nothing is wrong. ”
"Uncle Li, I have a little nephew who urgently needs 100 billion Kaiyuan Tongbao coins now, and the requirements must be 10,000 yuan denomination, divided into two parts, I wonder if it is convenient for you to send someone to send it now?"
"100 billion! I take the liberty of asking, is your little nephew supposed to be the whole family dead?"
"Well, I don't know the specifics, but it doesn't look like it. ”
"Oh, then you ask, did he say something was missing?"
"Good...... Xiao Hao, I asked you if you missed something?"
Qin Hao was stunned for a moment, then slapped his forehead, and suddenly said, "Yes, there are two more paintings, one cow and one horse." ”
"Hehehe, then I understand, it seems that I have to deliver this trip in person, you wait a minute, I will arrive later." ”
I have to say that the delivery efficiency is really high, and the goods were delivered downstairs after half an hour. A thousand bundles of Dead Coins, containing four chests.
"Xiaoxue, Xiaohui, come down and help carry things up to the roof. ”
"Dad, why is there so much money, has the bank failed, why do you get all the money back. Wei Chunhui's eyes were green when he looked at the banknotes in the blurred light.
"Dad, what do you mean by bringing so many dark coins back?" Wei Xueling asked with a frown.
"Oh, this is what Xiao Hao is going to use. Why do you two only have money in your eyes, why don't you say hello to Grandpa Li!"
"Hello Grandpa Li!"
"Okay, the little ones have grown up, and the girl is good-looking, but how does this kid feel crooked. Li Shoutu looked at Wei Chunhui and shook his head and sighed. Wei Chunhui seems to have gotten used to it, anyway, everyone knows that he is not a weapon, and there is nothing to be embarrassed about.
He moved to Qin Hao's side and said with a look of adoration: "Cousin, you are really a, you are really a ghost eater! This dark coin can't be extorted from the dead ghost, right?"
"Fuck off, if you could keep your mouth shut, you wouldn't be poor like this. ”
The group carried the dark coin to the roof of the building, and Li Shoutu ordered: "Let's all go down, Xiao Haozi and I can be here, you all go back to the room obediently, don't run blind." ”
"Wait for a little politeness, I've watched the costume drama, just follow the situation of the grass people seeing the official. Li Shoutu advised.
On the roof, the two stood in the wind. Li Shoutu took out two paintings of cows and horses and lit them, and the lighted scrolls slowly rose in the wind and disappeared into the depths of darkness.
Suddenly, a gust of wind struck, charming eyes, when I opened my eyes, I saw two tall men in suits and leather shoes appear in front of me, and they were the two elusive people in the hotel.
"I've seen two adults!"
"Grass people, see the two adults!"
"Oh, it's Xiao Lizi, are you here to protect this madman?"
The little nephew is still young, and has been brainwashed by modern remarks such as atheism since he was a child, so he has this unintentional mistake, and I hope that the adults will look at Qian someone's face and open the net, and I will definitely strengthen his education in the future. ”
"Okay, for the sake of Qian someone's face, I'll spare him this time, but I won't make an example!" the two of them said with a smile as they stared at the two boxes of dark coins.
"Thank you two for your magnanimity!"
"Xie two adults are not as knowledgeable as the small ones. ”
"Little Lizi, dare to ask someone how long this money is?" the two asked, pointing to the coin.
"More than 500 years of longevity!"
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. ”
"Then I'll send you over to the two of you now?" After speaking, seeing that the two nodded, they took out two white flames from their pockets and threw them on the two boxes, only to see that the two large boxes of dark coins disappeared in an instant, which was very magical. There was no burning, and no ashes.
"Then send the two adults home?"
"Wait, we don't have to investigate this little fanatic for obstructing official business, but he said something rebellious and disrespectful to the prince, which is an unforgivable crime!"
"Hah, two adults, the grass people have been wronged!"
"I'm not even kneeling to the king of Hades, do you kneel to you little ghost. That's what you said, isn't it?"
"Eh, the grass people are confused for a while, begging the adults to let them go!"
"Two adults, the little nephew is definitely not intentional in this matter, and I hope that the adults will take care of it in front of the prince. ”
"Yes, but there always has to be an account. After the bull head finished speaking, he stretched out a palm and counted his fingers over and over again.
"Xiao Haozi, go down and ask another Qian someone who has lived for more than 500 years to come up. ”
"Yes. Two minutes later, Qin Hao said that two boxes of 50 billion coins were carried on the rooftop, and after they were burned, the two black goods left satisfied.
"Thank you for your help, there will be a good reward in the future!" Qin Hao hugged his fist.
"Hehe, I don't have to live that long, I probably won't live that long. Let's settle the account now...... Well, I won't take more from you, so I'll give you two million. ”
"Ga Li Lao, although I haven't bought the Stygian coin, I don't think it's so expensive!"
"You're right, the dark coin is not expensive, count your cost price of 500,000, and those two paintings, one is 600,000, I will charge you 1 million, and the four fires will be given to you, and the remaining 500,000 is my labor fee, my appearance fee is quite high, and I have already given you a discount for the sake of my nephew of the founding of the country. What, are there any questions?"
"Well, no, Mr. Li, your appearance fee is really comparable to a super first-line star!" Qin Hao sighed weakly.
"Don't worry, I won't cheat you, old man, we are all licensed, and my level is this price. As he spoke, he took out a small notebook and shook it in front of Qin Hao.
What? Special clergy! Certified by the Huaxia Taoist Alliance! Issued by the Huaxia Ministry of Civil Affairs! There is also this kind of certificate, so how can you get a money-making certificate?
Wei Liguo was waiting at the staircase, and when he saw the two coming down, he hurriedly handed Li Shoutu a check for two million and thanked him again.
Li Shoutu took the check and said with a smile: "Liguo, when your son-in-law meets an old man like you, it is not an exaggeration to say that the ancestral tomb is smoking! ”