Chapter 520: Are Grapes Delicious?
In the Xuanbing Cold Prison, Li Chuyi fell asleep with a happy little snoring. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
The little fat man didn't know that he had invisibly become a tribute to the sacrifice, and he didn't know that he had suddenly become a guest of the Hao family and other eight major clans, and even the Liu family and the Fang family uncharacteristically regarded him as a heart that could not be beaten or touched and must be protected, otherwise, with the slut character of the little fat man, he would definitely run out of the Xuanbing Cold Prison directly, climb on their heads with the thighs of the eight clans, show off his might, and then return to the Taixu Palace in a dashing manner.
Ice Sword?
Pull it down!
This has been regarded as a tribute, who knows what monster is sealed in the Xuanbing Cold Prison, what Xuanbing Sword Xuanbing Knife is washed and slept, no matter how valuable it is, it is not as important as the life of the master!
The little slut slept comfortably this time, even more comfortably than the previous coma. His consciousness seemed to be asleep, not asleep, but not awake, and the feeling of being light and soft made him feel like he had become a fairy.
In the dream in the clouds and fog, some of what he did can still remember clearly, some only have a faint impression, and more are unaware, such as the matter of "eating people", the little fat man has no impression at all.
He dreamed that he had eaten a lot of small light clusters that tasted very beautiful, and those light clusters did not know what they were, and the extreme feeling that eating a bite was like eating ginseng fruit made him have an endless aftertaste. He also dreamed that two old ghosts wanted to kill him, but the two old ghosts disappeared again, leaving only a large mass of pure spiritual power and soul energy for him to hold and gnaw on, although there was no taste, but the feeling after eating it was no worse than eating the ginseng fruit-like light ball.
The most incredible thing is that he dreamed of a person he didn't expect to dream of when he was killed.
Hao Youxiao, the eldest lady of the Hao family, the most poisonous girl among the most poisonous women in the heart of the most poisonous woman, can make the big fat man roll naked for a few days in the cold and freezing snow outside the cold prison, this means even Li Chuyi, who thinks he is the first in the world, has to stretch out his thumb and shout respectfully.
It's just that this eldest lady didn't come to poison him when she appeared in his dream, on the contrary, this eldest lady came to bring him food.
What a man!
Anyone who gave Li Chu something to eat was a good person! Especially since these things were delicious and didn't cost money, how could Lord Scrooge not respect them in his heart?
If you don't pay tribute to the great benevolent Miss Hao on the throne of God, and worship the burning pillar incense on the fifteenth day of the new year, it is blasphemy!
Miss Hao gave him something to eat Li Chuyi was very happy, but then Miss Hao threw herself into her arms and hugged it, it was a bit wrong, the little fat man who has been "guarding himself like jade" has been "guarding himself like jade", don't say it, I can't even think about it!
He didn't dare to think that it wasn't because he was a chaste martyr, he had heard the story of Yanagi Hui more than a thousand times, and like the Taoist, he also felt that Liu Daoyou was indeed a little too much. It's not that he doesn't dare to think because of any physical defects, who dares to say that he can't do it, the little fat man who is already seventeen or eighteen must have a poisonous dragon drilling a pestle to blind his dog eyes, let him see if his little Taoist master can do it. The real reason why he didn't dare to think was that this eldest lady Hao herself, don't look at this eldest lady, but the problem is that this sister is a poisonous person, a poisonous goblin who can't be poisoned anymore!
Although Li Chuyi felt very happy and did not suffer a loss in the matter of being a brother-in-law of the rich big fat man, the problem was that the big fat man's sister was too strong!
When the little fat man followed the Taoist priest to the 100,000 mountains when he was a child, he met the Gu people who were good at poisoning the Gu people, and the people of that clan had a custom, the marriage between the women was all women who snatched the men in the picture, regardless of whether the man agreed or not, he directly grabbed the cave room when he fell in the picture, and the candle leather whip screws were screwed, it depends on whether you resist fiercely or not!
This kind of forcible and treacherous marriage method shocked the young Li Chuyi at that time, and what he couldn't stand the most was more than that. In addition to the compulsive cave room, the women of that clan also ignored the groom's "tears", and planted several kinds of Gu poisons on him at the same time as the cave room on the wedding night!
These Gu poisons have different effects, but they boil down to only one purpose.
If you don't obey, I'll torture you!
If you make the old lady unsatisfied, I will kill you!
If you dare to run?
Well, that's the coolest thing to do.
First cripple, then die, and finally throw it into the Gu pool to feed the new Gu. After the new Gu grows up, the newly widowed little widows will look for the next victim again, oh no, it's the groom, and then plant the new Gu on his body and continue to live a happy and beautiful life.
Thinking about the "negative man" he happened to meet when he went there and wanted to run but didn't make it, whenever he thought of the tragic situation of the hundred Gu devouring his heart, and thought of the strange insects of a large or small size burrowing around him, Li Chuyi couldn't help but have a toothache.
As for the Taoist priest who watched with relish on the side and exchanged a few words with the beautiful patriarch from time to time, Li Chuyi could only say that Ya was a pervert. As for the beautiful patriarch who the Taoist priest hooked up with at the end, he cried and shouted for him to stay, and not only did he not plant Gu for the Taoist priest, but he planted it for himself to be controlled by the Taoist priest, but the Taoist priest still smiled slightly and lifted his pants and walked away in a dashing manner, Li Chuyi could only say that Ya was indeed a big pervert.
Hao Youxiao's behavior and style undoubtedly evoked the shadow of the little fat man's itchy teeth, and he vowed to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, who must find someone who is afraid of cockroaches, and who plays with insects, Gu and poison, and does not want to be killed. Now in the dream, this big beauty actually threw herself into her arms, which frightened Li Chuyi.
It is said that there are thoughts and dreams every day, could it be that I miss Senior Sister Yu too much, so my mentality has changed?
Is the master perverted?
No, the young master is very healthy!
You said that you are, Xiaoyu, that girl came out to beat herself, and the master recognized it, you put such a poisonous woman in to scare people, how can you make the master embarrassed?
Li Chuyi laughed at himself for a long time, and secretly decided to go home as soon as he got out of the cold prison.
This shabby place in Mobei is not for people, if he stays any longer, the master will really become a nervous disorder!
"It's good that this is in a dream!"
Li Chuyi was full of joy.
"It's good in dreams, it's comfortable in dreams! It's soft and hot, it's more comfortable than a golden silk warm pillow! What do you say about that little goblin in a dream, isn't it good to eat in a dream? Come on, come on, master should concentrate on thinking about something to eat. Hmmm, hmm, grapes? I'm obviously thinking about pig's trotters, how can a grape pop up? Forget it, grapes are grapes, sweet and sour!"
The half-asleep little fat man muttered vaguely, but he didn't know that someone close at hand was already dark and murderous. But then the little fat man twisted his head while muttering, and his mouth grabbed a "grape", and someone's face suddenly turned from black to red, red purple and bright, and the murderous aura was several times stronger under the shame and indignation.
"Drink, you little grape still dare to contradict the master? You are the size of your girl, and you can still show a murderous aura? Could it be that you are not a grape, you are a grape essence? Cut, what about grape essence? What did the Taoist priest say?"
The half-asleep little fat man didn't know that what he said in his dream was all treated by him as a dream and muttered out loud, if it weren't for the restraining of his hands, Hao Youxiao couldn't wait to slap this lewd thief to death with a dream.
I just wanted to hit this little lewd thief's heavenly spirit with my chin hard, and it was best to pestle him to death with a jaw, but before she could move, she saw the little fat man's mouth open and then smacked hard, and then sucked and sucked hard, and finally even bit his teeth a few times, and muttered vaguely in his mouth "Grape grapes, eat it", Hao Youxiao suddenly rolled her eyes and almost didn't lose her breath.
The numb and crispy feeling was mixed with a violent tingling sensation, and Hao Youxiao, who was arched by a pig, actually felt a strange sense of comfort, and for a while she was a little distracted, and her throat couldn't stop making a few mutters. But she immediately came to her senses, thinking that the few shameful voices just now came from her, Hao Youxiao's face was hot, and then overflowing with murderous energy.
"Little ghost, take advantage of the old lady, you are looking for death!"
His chin hit the top of Li Chuyi's head hard, and the sound of "bang" was extremely crisp. Li Chu, who was half-asleep, kept feeling a pain on the top of his head, but he still didn't wake up, and he waited for the evil "grape" with his eyes closed, his face full of anger.
"I'll go to your Taoist priest's! The master eats you, you are your creation, do you know? A little grape essence still dares to commit murder, the master doesn't accept you today, and the master won't be surnamed Li!"
was ruthless in his heart, and the little fat man was not sensitive or sneering, so he directly bit his mouth and kept biting. Fortunately, he is half-asleep and doesn't need much strength now, and Hao Youxiao is an extraordinary physical strength in the late stage of refining gods after all, otherwise the poor "grapes" may really "ripe and fall to the ground" and be buried in a pig's mouth.
"Ah!!!h
Her chest was already sensitive, and when the little fat man bit Miss Hao like this, her tears were about to fall, and she lifted her chin with hatred and hit the top of Li Chuyi's head hard.
In this way, the two of them hit one by one, the more painful they hit, the harder they bite, the harder they bite, the more painful they become, and the cycle seems to be as endless as an avenue, with no end in sight.
Finally, Miss Hao, who was ashamed and painful, was extremely angry, and she didn't know where she got the strength to stop even the Xuan Bing on her erect neck. The small mouth has a silver tooth, Miss Hao bit the top of the little fat man's head, and the silver teeth closed hard at the same time, and at the same time, she was particularly angry and twisted hard, as if she wanted to tear off the scalp of a pig directly.
Although the chin meat is thin, it is still fleshy, and it doesn't hurt much no matter how hard it hits the top of the little fat man's head, but it's different with this upper teeth.
Li Chuyi's physical body is powerful, but no matter how powerful he is, he has never practiced scalp?
He is cultivating the "Taoist Classics", and it is not a golden bra or iron pants or something like King Kong, how can he not break it if he is bitten by Miss Hao with such hatred?
Blood flowed out in an instant!
The flesh was the first to start, and the mana in his body suddenly repulsed. Miss Hao felt that her teeth were hit hard by a huge force, and an indescribable pain came, and her teeth were almost as if they were gone, empty and numb.
But even this can't stop her, it doesn't matter if your gums are numb and you can't feel it, just close your mouth hard! Today she was shocked to death by Li Chuyi's body protection mana, and she also wants to gnaw this dead thief!
Finally, the sharp pain on the top of his head made the little fat man completely sober up. He was still a little confused when he just woke up, but with the awakening of consciousness, the sharp pain on the top of his head suddenly became several times worse, Li Chu let out a sigh of tears, and turned his head hard to shake off his teeth, and the teary-eyed little fat man opened his mouth angrily and scolded angrily.
"He's sick! Who is gnawing on the scalp of the master?! When the master is a husband and wife, is this a husband and wife lung piece or what?!
After shouting, he was suddenly stunned, and the little fat man looked at Hao Youxiao, who was also angry and red, and was stunned.
Before he could figure out what the situation was, he saw Hao Youxiao smile gloomily, and asked in a voice squeezed out between his teeth, "Are the grapes delicious?"
—_—!
didn't give him a chance to speak, Hao Youxiao opened her mouth after asking coldly.
The bloody mouth continues to strike......
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