Women are like that, the more things they can't get, the more interested they are.

Isn't there a lyric called: Those who can't get it are always in turmoil, and those who are favored have nothing to fear.

However, Liu Ke didn't know what crazy Bai Lingyun would do in the next days, so he just shook his head helplessly, although he had a very good impression of this girl who didn't eat fireworks in the world before, and even thought about pursuing her.

But what happened just now made his impression of Bai Lingyun drop all the way to the lowest point, good-looking? In Liu Ke's place, there is no use.

Liu Ke returned to the second class under the gaze of such a way. Sitting next to Xue Du, he couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw Xue Du staring at him with a frightened and complicated face, and his hands were unconsciously covered on his chest.

"Xue Du, what kind of expression do you have?"

Xue Du swallowed a mouthful of saliva and lifted his glasses with some fear.

"That...... I think you're the boss, but I don't listen to you for everything!"

Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, a little inexplicable.

"For example?"

Xue Du gritted his teeth, "For example, my innocence! Boss, I am a pure straight man, even if you like men, I can't sacrifice my hue!"

"Damn!"

Liu Ke slapped Xue Du on the back of the head, his face full of black lines and speechlessness.

"What do you kid think! Lao Tzu is a normal man!"

Xue Du covered the back of his head and pouted, with disbelief clearly written on his face.

"Boss, don't make trouble, a normal man would actually have someone reject Bai Angel? Take the boys in our school as an example, if you can really fall in love with Bai Angel, you are willing to break your leg!"

Liu Ke pursed his lips, thinking that although the goddess was beautiful, it had not yet allowed Liu Ke to enter such a state of enchantment, and on her body, Liu Ke could always smell a smell of red face and trouble.

This kind of troublesome woman is not as good as a rude lady like Fang Qingxue.

Thinking of Fang Qingxue, Liu Ke unconsciously turned his head to look at her position, and suddenly Miss Fang was also looking at herself, and the eyes of the two were separated.

Fang Qingxue suddenly blushed, immediately turned her head, and whispered something to Zhao Lingling.

Zhao Lingling suddenly covered his mouth and smiled, jumped in front of Liu Ke, and said mysteriously in his ear.

"Brother Spoon, Xiaoxue said, you go home later tonight and go out to play for a while. ”

Liu Ke was stunned for a moment, "Where am I going to play by myself?"

Zhao Lingling pursed his lips, "It's up to you to play wherever you want, go out for an hour or two and then go home, stupid!"

Liu Ke was embarrassed for a while, and I said that I was like a wild child...... Suddenly I thought about it, these two girls won't set traps at home and prepare to trick themselves, right?

Well, definitely, yes.

To be honest, Liu Ke is really a little empty in his heart, Fang Qingxue's trap is already quite high-end, if you add Zhao Lingling, the devil, the two of them may come up with some professional-level trap, and they can't really get into trouble.

Be careful when you come home at night!

Liu Ke is unfamiliar with the place, there is really no place to be wild, and he was about to go back to the villa after wandering around, and suddenly there was a figure behind him who quietly followed him.

Liu Ke laughed secretly, this stalker, his skills are okay, but he is too stupid, and he doesn't understand the principle of improvisation.

Liu Ke walked around the entire Longhu Villa, walking fast and slow, which made a shadow behind him.

Whenever Liu Ke walked quickly, she had to speed up, knowing that such a fast, silent way of moving was very physically demanding.

And the most annoying thing is that Liu Ke still either turned around to tie his shoes, or threw the garbage on the side of the road into the trash can, or even turned around and stepped on a wildflower if he had nothing to do.

You big man, you step on your sister's flower!

Suddenly, Liu Ke turned around again, Ji Xiaomo lay on his stomach in the grass, and in just an instant, Ji Xiaomo took out a camouflage cloth from his bag and covered his body, even if someone passed by, he would only think that she was just a stone.

Ji Xiaomo's beautiful face couldn't help but show a smug smile, this disguise is perfect!

I saw Liu Ke staggering back, "Oh, there's a stone here, I have to sit and rest for a while." ”

Ji Xiaomo was stunned for a moment, it wouldn't be such a coincidence, there is a bench next to you, you have to sit on the stone if you don't sit on it, this guy won't find himself, right?

This thought just flashed and disappeared immediately, with his own ability, although it was the first time to carry out the mission, he would never be discovered by such ordinary people.

After observing all the way, Ji Xiaomo saw Liu Ke's frivolous steps, his eyes fluttering, and there was no calm and restrained atmosphere, so he judged that this person must be just an ordinary person, I don't know why, there are still people who pay to reward him?

Liu Ke whistled, as if he was tired from walking, and sat down on the stone on the grass.

Ji Xiaomo's body trembled suddenly, his face was full of shame, this man actually sat his ass on his neck!

When you want him to die, you must torture him first!

Liu Ke was already smiling in his heart, who taught him to be a fool, even if he was not the trump card of Yan Huang Soul, even if he was an ordinary person, sitting on this stone at this time could show that the stone was not ordinary, right?

Is there a stone that is soft and will tremble?

Anyway, Miss Fang didn't let Liu Ke go home so early, so she simply played with this stupid thief for a while.

"Oops, I really ate too many soybeans at noon today, poof"

A stream of human true qi was discharged from Liu Ke's body, directly invading the inside of the stone through Ji Xiaomo's camouflage cloth.

Depend on!

Ji Xiaomo scolded in his heart, you won't stand up and fart it! Who will sit on a stone and fart!

Because Liu Ke was sitting on her neck, she didn't dare to move at all, and she couldn't even pinch her nose with her hands, so she had to forcibly hold her breath.

How many soybeans did this man eat, and it stinks!

Of course, Liu Ke didn't eat too many soybeans, but every time the Waterfall Fury Gong runs, it can expel the turbidity in the body, which is actually the same principle as spitting.

It's just that one breathes through the mouth, and the other turns into a fart.

Liu Ke crossed Erlang's legs, with a cigarette in his mouth, how leisurely and leisurely he wanted to be, raised his wrist and looked at his watch.

Yo, this stupid thief can hold his breath for almost a minute.

Ji Xiaomo's face was flushed, and he finally couldn't help it, opened his mouth slightly, and exhaled very slowly, believing that this level would not be shown by him.

However, this kind of thinking is just wishful thinking on the part of Ji Xiaomo.

When a person exhales, there will definitely be slight changes in his body, even though Ji Xiaomo is so slow, the keen Liu Ke still feels that her body is declining.

"Poof"

It was another very loud voice, and just as Ji Xiaomo was inhaling, a strong airflow hit him again.

Ji Xiaomo's face turned blue all of a sudden, and she almost wanted to gag, but her professional quality made her hold back.

Yo, can you bear it?

Liu Ke had already smiled in his heart, and the waterfall was lucky again.

"Puff puff!"

A fierce Liu-style serial fart shook the mountain and collapsed out!

Ji Xiaomo only felt a stream of air rushing in along his neck and hitting his face, and the most important thing was that Ji Xiaomo suddenly felt the warmth of this air flow.

Finally, he couldn't bear this nausea anymore, and stood up suddenly, his delicate face was stinking with iron, and his face was full of anger.

"Bastard, let me die!"

With a wave of his palm, a cold light flashed, and Liu Ke's eyes lit up, yo, it's still a girl!

But then he shook his head again, this shot is too slow!

With a slight block of recovery, Ji Xiaomo's wrist was grabbed by Liu Ke in his hand, and his iron tong-like palm was clenched hard.

Click!

The sound of a dislocated joint sounded instantly.

But what surprised Liu Ke was that the girl in front of him just gritted her teeth and didn't say anything at all.

Coming out of his hand, Ji Xiaomo didn't care about the pain in his hand, turned around and kicked Liu Ke's waist with a whip leg.

Liu Ke frowned, this girl is really fierce, there is a tendency to desperately try to be a good man.

Fortunately, her three-legged cat kung fu has not yet arrived at home, otherwise if she is allowed to have some real skills, I am afraid that Liu Ke will really have to suffer a little loss today.

Liu Ke's waist twisted slightly, and Ji Xiaomo's foot power was instantly unloaded, as if he had kicked on cotton.

Liu Ke grabbed her ankle directly with his other hand, and at this time, Ji Xiaomo only had one hand and one foot left, thinking that she would definitely be caught with her hands tied, but Liu Ke still underestimated her desperate posture.

Ji Xiaomo's left hand grabbed Liu Ke's neck, his right foot jumped up directly from the ground, and his knee went directly to Liu Ke's crotch!

"Holy!"

Liu Ke was startled, the two legs were clamped violently, Ji Xiaomo's legs were directly clamped firmly by Liu Ke, and Liu Ke was frightened into a cold sweat.

This is not a female thief, this is a female killer!

Ji Xiaomo's face was very ugly at this time, his two hands and feet were all subdued by Liu Ke, and the whole person was riding on Liu Ke's body, struggling for a long time and couldn't move at all.

Gritted his teeth, raised his neck vigorously, and hit Liu Ke's face headlong!

Depend on!

Liu Ke couldn't help but scold, he has seen the kung fu of the three-legged cat, and he has also seen the female killer of the three-legged cat kung fu, but the female killer of the three-legged cat kung fu is so desperate, Liu Ke has seen it for the first time!

I can't help but feel a little angry in my heart, Lao Tzu is polite enough, you are recruiting Lao Tzu's life!

Without waiting for Ji Xiaomo's head to hit him, Liu Ke let go of all her hands and feet and pushed hard.

Ji Xiaomo's delicate body sat on the ground suddenly, and her body hit the ground with a bang, Liu Ke could use her strength this time, but this girl just grinned her teeth and didn't make any screams.

Rubbing his buttocks, he got up again, kicked the ground with his feet hard, and rushed over again in the spirit of Liu Ke.

Liu Ke frowned, a little impatient, can't see such an obvious difference in strength? I really don't know how this girl's head grows.

Ji Xiaomo kicked out, and was caught in his hand again by Liu Ke, and his other leg directly volleyed a roundhouse kick.

Liu Ke's reaction was faster, and when Ji Xiaomo had his back to him, he grabbed it, grabbed her buttocks with both hands, and pushed it hard!

Tear and pull!

Ji Xiaomo's tight leather pants were torn off by Liu Kesheng, and two palm-sized holes were torn off.