Chapter 18: Transsexuality?

"Hey, don't you want to be a landlord? How about having a meal together at noon?"

sent Di Li Reba to the five-star hotel she had set up on the Internet, and after moving all the things, Di Li Reba, who was tightly wrapped, asked Chen Mu.

Chen Mushu wrapped his hands around his chest, looked at Di Lieba vigilantly, swallowed a mouthful of saliva in horror, and said, "Don't be like this, I... It's a family person. ”

Di Lieba's pretty face turned black behind his sunglasses, and he immediately walked in front of Chen Mu with ecstasy, stretched out his jade onion-like fingers to provoke Chen Mu's chin, looked at Chen Mu with affection, and said, "But, I can't control myself!"

Chen Mu's face stiffened, he couldn't be teased, but he was molested, this is the wrong person.

Speechlessly, he knocked off the slender jade fingers that were picking his chin, Chen Mu turned around, and said as he walked: "Let's go! If you don't say it, I will invite you to dinner." ”

Di Lieba's eyes lit up, and he rushed out like a child, followed behind Chen Mu, and asked curiously: "Chen Mu, don't you think you just behaved like a girl who was molested by a handsome guy, so shy!"

Chen Mu's face turned dark, he ignored Di Lireba, and quickened his pace, Ma Dan, what kind of cheap mouth is you!

Di Li Reba, who was behind, hurriedly followed, and asked step by inch: "Chen Mu, are you acquiescing, can you tell me what it's like to be molested?"

Chen Mu wanted to cry without tears, forgetting Di Lieba's character, he couldn't do it, he couldn't do it.

Chen Mu walked quickly to the living room and picked up Sissi, who was playing with toys, he wanted to escape from this place.

But Chen Mu wants to run, can Di Lieba let you go? Flirting doesn't make you want to run, and you want to be beautiful

"Chen Mu, did some people say that you behave like a resentful woman?"

"What do you want to eat?"

"Don't change the subject, I'm talking to you about your facial expressions!"

"Shall I invite you to eat seafood? ”

"Good!"

“......”

Di Li Gerba is also a big star, in order not to cause a sensation, Chen Mu took Sissi and Di Li Gerba to the country and is regarded as a classic... Malatang shop, and then under Di Li Reba's murderous gaze, Chen Mu reluctantly gave up this idea.

"What a delicious food Malatang, you don't know how to enjoy it. Chen Mu, who was in the driver's seat, complained to Di Lieba.

"Malatang is delicious!" Di Lieba nodded and admitted, and immediately, a pair of beautiful eyes stared at Chen Mu, and said lightly: "But did you spare all the way to the store with the most diners?"

"The spicy tang in this shop is particularly delicious. Chen Mu's face did not change and quibbled.

"I seriously suspect that you are taking revenge on me. Di Li Gerba glanced at Chen Mu, pursed his mouth aggrievedly, and said weakly.

This acting skill exploded, Chen Mu rolled his eyes helplessly, and said: "Lie to you, you still believe it, how can I take you to eat Malatang? How unhealthy." ”

Hearing Chen Mu's explanation, Di Lieba smiled again and asked curiously, "Chen Mu, what are we going to eat?"

An imperceptible evil smile flashed on Chen Mu's face, and he said lightly: "Cross the bridge rice noodles." ”

The smile on his face froze, Di Lieba looked at Chen Mu resentfully, and said with a pout: "Chen Mu, you are a bad person, you are too vindictive, woo woo..."

"Forget it, I won't tease you. Chen Mu stopped.

"Really?" Di Lieba looked at Chen Mu in disbelief and asked.

"Really. Chen Mu patted his chest hard, made a thumping sound, and said affirmatively, then raised his right hand and shouted: "Towards the barbecue restaurant, thick hair." ”

Di Lieba is desperate, what kind of person, this, isn't it just to tease you?

The light in Di Lieba's eyes gradually dimmed, and the whole person exuded an air of despair, looking up at the scenery flashing outside the car window, and muttering: "I regret getting in the car, I want to go home." ”

"It's a pity that you don't go into the film industry with your acting skills. Chen Mu has also been in Hengdian for a few years, and he can see at a glance that this is acting, and complained.

"Bad guy!" Di Lieba frowned, stared at Chen Mu tightly with big eyes as if he could speak, and said pitifully.

"Huh~~~" Chen Mu rubbed his arms exaggeratedly, making an unbearable sound.

"Chen Mu, I want to die with you. Di Lieba's big eyes swept over the steering wheel in Chen Mu's hand and the accelerator under his feet, and said lightly.

The corners of Chen Mu's mouth twitched, and he dissuaded: "Calm down." ”

Glancing at Chen Mu with disdain, Di Lieba looked at Sissi, who was sitting in the back seat and didn't get involved in adult affairs, and said arrogantly: "Look at Sissi's sake, I'll spare your life first." ”

"Oh, thank you for sparing your life!" Chen Mu said exaggeratedly, and then asked, "My lord, I won't have to knock you one in a while." ”

"No need, save it!"

"Whoa"

Hangzhou, seafood loft

Looking at the ADHD-like Di Lieba in front of him and Sissi who was honestly playing with toys on the side, Chen Mu couldn't help but ask: "Fat Di, who is the child between you and my Sissi!"

"Ah, me?" Di Lieba put away his hand blankly and looked at Chen Mu pitifully: "Uncle, he is only three years old." ”

Feeling that the five thunders were thundering, Chen Mu waved his hand weakly and said, "You are free." ”

At this time, a waiter walked in with three big lobsters, looked at Di Li Reba who had taken off his disguise, and exclaimed, "You are Fat Di." ”

Hearing this, Di Lieba put his middle finger in front of his mouth, cautiously glanced outside the private room, and then launched a cute attack on the waiter, saying: "Don't say if it's okay to go out!"

The waiter nodded excitedly, and immediately saw Chen Mu and Qian Qian on the side.

In an instant, Chen Mu seemed to hear the sound of heartbreak, and then, and then Chen Mu panicked, waiter brother, no, brother, your eyes have been aiming at the lobster tongs and me, what's the matter?

Chen Mu panicked, Mom, can you get out alive with Qianqian today.

Seeing this, Di Li Reba on the side hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, this is my friend and his child, this child always says that he doesn't have a father, so my friend went to Thailand for a sex reassignment operation." After speaking, Di Lieba pointed to Chen Mu's face and said, "Except for celebrities, if you see any man with this kind of face, he is completely sexual, and the male hormone has exploded." ”

The waiter nodded suddenly, smiled at Chen Mu, gave a thumbs up in admiration, and said, "Beauty, no, buddy, you are really a master, more than me." ”

Then the waiter excitedly said to Di Lieba: "Fat Di, I'm your fan, can you give me an autograph?"

Dilieba happily gave him an autograph, smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you for supporting me." ”

Seeing the waiter leave happily, Di Lieba breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately looked at Chen Mu who was spread out on the seat, and teased: "I'm scared, I'll still tease me in the future." ”

Chen Mu glanced at Di Lieba resentfully, then stared at the lobster tongs on the table, and muttered blankly: "Just now, it seems that at that moment, I was willing to be pinched to death by this tongs." ”