Three hundred and fifty-five Gambling on Jesus
Gambling on Jesus
"Zhang Xiaosi, it's really been a long time!" The man with the cap slowly raised his head, stared at me...
The man's ordinary appearance, small nose and small eyes, lost in the crowd are not conspicuous at all, but seeing his face, I instantly breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that it is similar to the guess, it is indeed the "destruction" of the person involved, thinking of this, I pretended to be dumbfounded, took half a step back, and said in a loud voice, "Jesus, how can it be you?
"I thought you would think of me when you see so many Uyghur and Kazakh brothers, it seems that your wisdom is indeed low enough, and I actually regard you as an opponent, which is really a bit ridiculous!" Jesus shook his head at me disdainfully.
"Oh, disappointed, disappointed! We're not friends anyway!" I took a deep breath and pulled out my cigarette case to light one, Jesus was such a horrible, fanatical extremist, as if nothing could scare him.
"This makes sense, you have let me down, I will let you know today what despair is! Just think of you kneeling at my feet and pleading, my pores are stretched..." Jesus licked his tongue as if he was sickly, I guess this force has been stimulated a lot lately, and my heart has begun to feel a little deformed, and I think I am a woman.
"Oh oh oh, then you stand next to you slowly and lewd first, Xue Yang! Let my brother go, your person is so close to my brother, I will think more..."I dug my nostrils and popped a booger ball at Xue Yang, Xue Yang hid to the side in disgust, this fool overestimated my attack ability.
The first time I felt that ** naked pretending to be forced, it turned out to be such an enjoyable thing, I couldn't help but laugh when I thought of this,
"Zhang Jingtian, how to calculate this account?" Xue Yang yelled at me with a cold face.
"What's it? Are you still going to pay for the lost work that accompanies us? It's true, Mo Min wonderfully left us here for half a day, and if you don't compensate for some losses, it's not your Boss Xue's temper!" I continued to pretend to be stupid and crooked my neck.
I don't believe that such a huge fire, didn't it attract the attention of the relevant departments of S City, even if Xue Yang's hands and eyes can hide it again, the fire that rushed to the sky just now can't be hidden for long, and when I was in the car just now, I also specially called 110 to report to the police, and also made a call to Jiangbei Ming who arranged for us to be at the police station.
"Young man, are you delaying time?" Jesus yawned unscrupulously, squinted at me and said with a wicked smile, "The police station in Heping District will not come, you people from Tianmen will have to rescue at least half an hour, and I will give you another five minutes to perform slowly!"
"Huh, really?" I stepped back in horror.
"Qian Te's pretense, Zhang Jingtian!" Xue Yang said impatiently to Jesus, "Brother Su, let the brothers arrest him first, let's torture slowly, I'm afraid of what kind of moth will come out again, Zhang Jingtian is too cunning!"
"Don't worry, he can't escape today! Let him show it casually!" Jesus waved his hand indifferently, but still motioned to the people of Xinjiang around him to slowly surround our car.
Seeing the determined faces of the two of them, I instantly laughed, "No wonder people say that horses and dogs are old and slippery! You are really cunning enough, everything can be calculated clearly! But you are really accurate, I have no backhand?"
"Oh, I really want to see what else you can play, are you the two in the car? Let them come out, and be reminded that I have a few snipers around here, don't act rashly!" Jesus clapped his hands, and immediately two small infrared-like dots pointed at the door of my head.
"Actually, it's not a hindsight, it's just half a barrel of gasoline and a grenade! Brother dog, doctor, come out!" I cautiously patted the car door, and was pointed at the door of my head by two red dots, who dares to say that you are not afraid, you are purely bragging.
The wild dog was holding half a barrel of gasoline, and the doctor touched his bulging side pocket and jumped out of the car, both of them were wet with a pungent smell of gasoline, and after jumping out of the car, the wild dog picked up a few handfuls of gasoline from the gasoline barrel and spilled it on me.
"Hey, Jesus, do you think I'm doing this?" I took a step towards Jesus and Xue Yang, "If any of you dare to shoot, this piece will definitely explode with a bang!"
"Stand there and don't move!" Xue Yang retreated in horror, looking at the posture was really frightened.
Jesus' face also changed slightly, but he was not as frightened as Xue Yang, he stared at the doctor's pocket and said, "I don't believe you have a grenade!"
"Military high-explosive grenades, you should know the power better than me, if you don't believe it, you can let people shoot it, bet on whether what I said is true or not!" The doctor patted his pocket and smiled at Jesus with interest.
"Jesus, don't you destroyers always preach that the spirit is above life? Come, come, shoot here!" I put my arm around the doctor, pointed to my head with the other, and tilted my mouth sarcastically towards Jesus.
"Zhang Jingtian, what the do you mean? Don't go any further, or I'll really let people shoot!" Xue Yang was terrified and hid behind Jesus.
"As the saying goes, it's better to fight with someone who understands. Don't say a word to stupid people. The two of us are not of the same level, the communication is too difficult, you go to the side a little and let Jesus talk to me!"
"Zhang Jingtian, do you want to take people away, and you want to get out of the way?" Jesus looked at me in a flat tone.
"Correct, I'm not thinking, I'm already planning to do this, otherwise you will shoot, if you don't shoot, I will go up and grab it myself!" I walked in the direction of Jesus and Xue Yang, and did not forget to turn around and remind the doctor that the wild dog "If someone dares to run, you will light the fire, if someone dares to fight back, you will also detonate the grenade, play with your life, play with a heartbeat!"
"Hey, Zhang Jingtian, it's getting more and more interesting to play games with you, you win this game, if it's one-on-one, your trick is useless to me, but now... Forget it, let them go!" Jesus glanced at Xue Yang, who was so frightened that his face turned pale behind him, and waved his hand at the two Xinjiang people who were holding Jin Yan.
The two Xinjiang people scolded and pushed Jin Yan in front of me, "Fourth brother, I'm sorry! I'm delayed..." Jin Yan lowered his head and looked guilty.
"Don't delay, it's just right! You still stand with the doctor and them for a while! We'll go home later!" I patted Jin Yan on the shoulder indifferently, and continued to raise my legs and walk towards Jesus and Xue Yang.
"Hmm, what else do you want?" Jesus stared at me with a frown.
"Guess what?" I took a deep breath, stepped on the feet of Jesus with an awe-inspiring awe, and walked over, standing opposite Xue Yang, who took two steps back inappropriately.
"Zhang Jingtian, don't be too much!" Jesus didn't stretch out his hand to stop me, probably because he was worried about the gasoline on my body, but his tone instantly became extremely indifferent.
"Do you think you're right, don't pretend to be too man, distinguish between iron and steel!" I nodded at Jesus with a smile, grabbed Xue Yang's hair and shook it back and forth twice, and raised my hand to slap Xue Yang's face with a loud slap.
"You dare to hit me?" Xue Yang grinned and roared at me.
"Does it feel like a dream? I don't feel the pain? Then let's do it again!" I raised my hand and slapped Xue Yang's face again, and Xue Yang angrily pushed me away.
"Brother Dog, prepare to light the fire!" Letting Xue Yang struggle away, I turned around and commanded the wild dog with an indifferent face, and the wild dog nodded and took out a windproof lighter from his pocket.
"You're crazy, let's not even think of running if it explodes, Jesus... Hurry up and find a way!" Xue Yang shrank his head and hid behind Jesus, and his little daughter-in-law seemed to be holding Jesus' arm and screaming.
"Hehe, I'm not afraid of death, and I'm not afraid of you dying either!Either take the initiative to come over and let me slap a few slaps to get angry, or let's finish playing together!" I sneered at Xue Yanggou's finger.
"You... Don't the... Inch by inch!" Xue Yang stammered and pointed at me as well.
"Brother Dog, ignite the fire!" I suddenly raised my voice and shouted.
"Boss Xue, if you don't want everyone to die together, hurry over! This little madman can do anything!" Jesus also panicked and pushed Xue Yang in front of me, but no matter how I look at it, I feel that the corners of this guy's mouth seem to have a schadenfreude on the corner of his mouth.
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