"Isn't it written? That's Elder Shanrou of Cihang Jingzhai. Saying that, Bai Danyan snatched the chat board, not wanting to let the defeat see.

"She asked you what zodiac sign you are, why don't you go back to your house soon? Defeat said teasingly.

"What, these ...... Can I reply to my private letters with others in front of you?" Bai Danyan looked at the defeat like an idiot.

"Remarkable. He said disdainfully, but his eyes involuntarily squinted, and then he said with a slight slurry: "Look, look at it." ”

"Hey~ah!Is the sunset just now the last sunset in the Mountain and Sea Realm? Tomorrow will break out in the Mountain and Sea Realm Cultivation War? Are you looking for a Taoist partner?" Bai Danyan jumped up suddenly, shook her head at the defeat and said exaggeratedly.

"Hu ...... I'm just ......" Defeated immediately stood up and was about to explain.

But Bai Danyan grabbed it and was defeated, with a sad expression, and said: "Don't tell me, you are running out of time, and you want to find a Taoist to inherit the ancestry." Don't worry, if you are not there in the future, I will take good care of your Taoist companion instead. Then he patted his defeated shoulder, as if he had made a major decision with difficulty on his face, and continued: "You can go with confidence, your Taoist companion is my Taoist companion, and I will take good care of her for you." ”

Defeated and pushed Bai Danyan away, and said angrily: "You have only time to go, and your whole family is ...... Hmph, forget it. Shameless old fellow, pay me back to your Taoist couple, and you still want to take care of my Taoist couple? You take care of yourself first. ”

Bai Danyan scolded and said, "What? Aren't you unaffordable? You old turtle, I don't know who said when my daughter was born, 'You are as happy as I gave birth to a child'! Aren't you taking advantage of me?"

I was stunned for a moment when I heard it, and I seemed to have really said so back then. He explained: "Didn't I be happy for you at the time, I made a mistake. I said that you are really stingy, you remember the events of hundreds of years ago until now. ”

Bai Danyan said angrily: "Of course, do you know that I have been waiting for this opportunity hundreds of years ago until now, who knows that you don't have a single egg! Tell me, how did you change your personality today? Want to chat with the fairy?"

After being defeated all of a sudden, he said a little embarrassedly: "Didn't you ask me to secretly follow Feng'er today so that he wouldn't be bullied?" ”

Bai Danyan said impatiently: "Let's talk about the point." ”

Defeat continued: "What's that...... Feng'er has been taken care of by us for so many years, and he rarely comes into contact with strangers, and even fewer people know him. As soon as he went out today, he was ...... with a core disciple surnamed Yue It's a female disciple, they ...... Oh, by the way, they have a good relationship. And ...... I kissed her too!That female disciple is also quite famous among the core disciples, and she is also a well-known beauty in the Divine Sword Sect......"

Bai Danyan had known these things for a long time, and he stared at the defeat with a smile, seeing that he was uncomfortable.

Bai Danyan said: "Feng'er, this is good genetics." Look at you, after a thousand years of cultivation, you don't even have a Taoist companion. You feel like a failure by comparison, don't you?"

I didn't want Bai Danyan to continue to dwell on this topic, so I urged: "Hey! Come on, go back to the fairy Shanrou, I have to see how you chat with the fairy, hurry!"

Bai Danyan asked playfully: "Is this begging me?"

Defeated embarrassedly replied: "Well." ”

Bai Danyan nodded and stretched out her hand to stroke her beard, and said, "This is the attitude of learning." But he touched his bare chin, and it turned out that he had not put on his beard.

He hated that iron could not be made of steel, and pointed to the defeat and said: "You are like this earlier, according to the reproductive ability of your ancestors, you will have a full house of children and grandchildren." ”

"Pay attention to the details!" Bai Danyan output his right hand, and there was a spatial distortion, and a brush appeared in his hand.

The fairy asks in the hard paper: What is your zodiac?

Bai Danyan wrote: "I belong to you. ”

This defeat was like an initiation, and he stroked his palms and shouted, "Good! delicate!"

Bai Danyan smiled incomprehensibly and said, "Hehe, these are nothing. Wait, there's no reply so soon. If you don't find the chat board, I'll forget about the pen pal of the fairy Shanrou. Maybe people know that I have a lot of opportunities and don't dare to disturb, and they also keep my chat board tightly safe. ”

As soon as the words fell, the following text appeared on the chat board below the line of words that Bai Danyan had just written: Baimen Master, you are so bad (delicate and ugly expression). Why are you only replying to someone's letter now, what are you doing now?

The fairy of kindness and gentleness was really dexterous, and she actually drew an expression for herself while chatting.

Defeated, he couldn't wait to pull Bai Danyan and said, "Reply! Reply! Reply so quickly? Isn't it that the fairy Shanrou has always kept your chat board by her side? What should you do next? You quickly let me open my eyes." ”

Bai Danyan patted the defeated shoulder and said loudly: "Sincere enough! Are you starting to ask shamelessly now?"

Defeat said, "I asked!"

Bai Danyan hugged the defeat with a comforting expression, and said movingly: "You have finally grown up." ”

He continued: "I'll teach you! At this time, your tone must be calm. With a little bit of Confucian scholarly atmosphere. At the same time, there is a mixture of joy and sorrow in the heart. ”

Defeat pointed at himself and asked incredulously, "What do you mean?"

Bai Danyan nodded and said with a smile: "Don't worry, you have followed me for thousands of years, and I also taught you words." You and I have the same handwriting. ”

"Okay......" said Defeated.

He took the brush handed over by Bai Danyan, and when he was about to put down the pen, Bai Danyan said in his ear: "Remember to pay attention to the details." ”

Boiling back to the situation just now, the door master's replies were very brief and straight to the point......

That's right, the most important thing is to be honest enough...... Sincere......

Defeated eyes glared, blessed to the soul!

"I'm in a daze. ”

Bai Danyan kicked and flew away.

Do you have such a reply to other fairies? People are asking you what you are doing, of course you reply "I'm thinking about you" or something, such a fairy is chatting with you, you are still in a daze, you deserve to be single.

All of a sudden, Bai Danyan's room was even more chaotic.

I also knew that I must be angry again, and I didn't dare to pull the topic back to the chat board just now.

"Oh! Do you know that Feng'er started practicing swords as soon as she went back today, and she still practiced "Hundred Swords Breaking the Sky". When he said the words "a hundred swords breaking the sky", he deliberately said word by word.

"Uh-huh, I know. Bai Danyan was writing on the chat board, not knowing what to talk about with the fairy Shanrou.

He didn't say anything, just came to the tea table and sat down, poured himself a glass of water, and took a leisurely sip, as if waiting for something to happen.

Sure enough, the silence only lasted for half a moment.

Bai Danyan suddenly raised her head, as if she had just heard the words of the defeat. He got up suddenly, and walked quickly back and forth.

Bai Danyan scolded and kept scolding: "You said that Xiaoxiong is not a heart, he ignored Feng'er earlier. Eh~ Look, now that Feng'er has begun to cultivate, he will give me this whole play. What a hundred swords broke the sky, he created it himself when he quarreled with me and ran away from home!"

Boiling handed Bai Danyan a cup of tea to quench his thirst, and then stared at him, as if to say, "You continue, I'm eating melons." ”

Bai Danyan continued to scold: "I am the only one who has taught him martial arts, and I am the only one who is qualified to teach him martial arts. What is the hundred, what is the sky, the connotation is not me, his Lao Tzu's swordsmanship? Obviously, there are only ninety-nine styles, and Xiaoxiong insists on adding a nine-style to break a hundred. Isn't this just a piece of heaven on my Bai family's head? He himself is still surnamed Bai! Why didn't he change his surname, do you think he is unreasonable, making things out of nothing, secretly Chen Cang, inexplicable, talking nonsense, and making nonsense......

At this time, he said: "At that time, he really said everywhere that he was called Baili Shaoxia. ”

Bai Danyan scolded at the defeat: "You are very annoying!"

Then he was talking to himself, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became. Defeat ignored him and continued to clean up the room.

He knew that once Bai Danyan complained, he would be out of control, just endure it, get used to it, get used to it.

The stars in the sky were dotted, twinkling and twinkling, all listening to Bai Danyan in the room, but he was still reciting the idiom dictionary, which was regarded as counting Bai Jianxiong from head to toe over and over again.

Taking advantage of Bai Danyan's scolding, he interrupted him and said, "Okay, it's almost over, after all, it's still your son." Let's get down to business, let's talk about the previous incident. Now the forces in the entire mountain and sea realm that can compete with our Excalibur Sect are secretly making small moves. Didn't you say yesterday that you had already figured out a way, and let Feng'er become the third-generation disciple of the Divine Sword Sect and become known to the whole world, what should you do?"

Bai Danyan glared at the defeat, and said angrily: "Didn't you say back then that I was as happy as you gave birth to a son?

Defeated said helplessly: "It's endless, stop and stop." As he spoke, he poured Bai Danyan a cup of tea and handed it to him.

Bai Danyan took a sip and continued: "The so-called open guns are easy to block, but hidden arrows are difficult to prevent. Now our Divine Sword Sect has become the focus of the entire mountain and sea realm, and the forces of all parties are secretly attacking, so that we can't guard against it. However, we only need to give the other party an excuse to come to the Divine Sword Gate openly, and we can turn the various people into pieces, and even weaken their power. ”

Defeated nodded, feeling that Bai Danyan's opening remarks were to the point. He poured another cup of tea for Bai Danyan, and looked at the position where he was sitting and the position where Bai Danyan was sitting seemed to be a little asymmetrical, and he took the initiative to move his position. Seeing that the two teacups of him and Bai Danyan were not symmetrical enough, he moved his teacups again.

Bai Danyan didn't care about the small actions of defeat, knocked on the table and said, "Early tomorrow morning, you will send invitations to all forces. Let's just say that my grandson Bai Lingfeng is about to reach the sixteenth, before the sky descended on Ruixiang, and a heavy treasure was born, so that our Divine Sword Gate can get it. It may be that my grandson is destined for this treasure, so I decided to hold a grand coming-of-age ceremony for him, and at the coming-of-age ceremony, I gave this treasure to him. ”

Bai Danyan took a sip of tea and continued: "Those forces will definitely send people to congratulate when they are invited, and with Feng'er's status, although he is my own grandson, he is a junior after all, and the strength of the enemy who came to congratulate him will not be too strong. ”

Bai Danyan raised a finger and said proudly: "In this way, they can come to our Divine Sword Gate to see the so-called treasures openly." At the same time, they came in the name of congratulatory congratulations, and the number of people was naturally not too large, and there were congratulatory posts to feedback back. The congratulatory note will clearly indicate the list of people who have come to congratulate us, so that we can better cope. This is one of them. ”

Bai Danyan raised a second finger and said, "They have come to congratulate them, and they will definitely send congratulatory gifts." Although Feng'er is a junior, who is he? He is my Bai Danyan's grandson. Where do they dare to send gifts? They can also take this opportunity to receive congratulatory gifts. This is the second one. ”

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said in his heart: "I just said in the first sentence just now that Feng'er is your own grandson, then he is still a junior." The second sentence also said that although Feng'er is a junior, he is your own grandson. You'll take advantage of everything, but then again...... There doesn't seem to be a problem. ”

Bai Danyan raised a third finger and continued: "Give Feng'er a coming-of-age ceremony, Qiqi should bring Yunxi to represent the Tang Sect." Ah, my lovely little granddaughter must be twelve years old by now. Remembering that chubby chick back then...... Ahem, this is the third. ”

He stretched out those three fingers, shook them back and forth, and said proudly: "With a little tricking, the master of this sect can kill three birds with one stone." I just ask you if you accept it?"

He kept staring at Bai Danyan and didn't speak.

Bai Danyan was a little uncomfortable by him, put away the high spirits just now, waved his hand and said to the defeat: "What, why are you still stunned." Shouting yoyo...... No, why are you still stunned, you think this is okay? ”

Still staring at Bai Danyan and said, "This method is really what you came up with?"

He has been with Bai Danyan for thousands of years, and he doesn't believe that this strategy of killing him with three wins was personally thought up by Bai Danyan himself.