(The previous text was misspelled as Brazil, which has been corrected)

The network speed is not as fast as that in Silicon Valley, but it is slightly stuck for two or three seconds, which is acceptable. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

When Han Xuan saw the contents clearly, his expression gradually became strange.

Cuba has just been connected to the Internet this year, and the time is later than China's, which shows how much the United States hates this country.

Cuba does not have a well-developed Internet environment, and the domestic network is almost blank, so a large number of Cubans have recently run to the United States website.

It stands to reason that those who can speak English should be Cuban intellectuals, whose official language is Spanish.

But it is such an intellectual who recently wrote a ridiculous remark, and was topped by enthusiastic netizens on the top of the hot search headlines of Destiny browser this month.

I saw the guy who claimed to be a member of the Cuban parliament write in a forum: "The United States does not dare to attack Cuba 100 percent.

If, I mean, if one day, the United States suddenly attacks Cuba without doing its best, and is defeated by our Cuba, and signs an agreement with the United States as a victor, one of which will definitely have the United States cede some territory to us.

I think it's better to have Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi and Florida, Alabama, Georgia.

In addition, the beautiful Hawaii will also be won.

Sign an agreement to divide them permanently to our Cuba and place troops on the border to prevent the American counteroffensive ......"

Han Xuan's eyebrows gradually raised, and he suddenly burst out laughing!

Now that the United States has the largest military strength in the world, at least it is among the top three, and he can't figure out where this Cuban has the confidence to let the United States cede territory.

This is not the funniest thing, what is even funnier is the more than 700,000 replies from American netizens below.

On the first floor, it was written: "Is it good to have a little backbone, why don't you take the whole of the United States!"

On the second floor, it reads: "I find the point of this sentence that the Cubans want even Alabama, that is, they don't want Louisiana."

We Louisiana people are messing with you!

There are so many oil and gas resources, and there are so many minerals, I protest against this obvious regional discrimination!"

Downstairs then replied, "I'm so convinced that I'm lucky enough to get around Louisiana." ”

"Cubans may be underestimating the fighting power of our Hawaiian residents, and our combat power is as beautiful as the landscape!"

This sentence was apparently written by a resident of the state of Hawaii.

Han Xuan then pulled down again, and found that a Tennessee man wrote: "Sure enough, I don't want us in Tennessee, this place is really completely uncared about, sad."

Our state of Tennessee is located in the heart of the United States, and it can be used as a springboard to attack the entire American continent, don't we understand this common sense!?

Damn Cubans, it's obviously geodiscriminatory......"

"It doesn't want us in New Mexico! Our chicken rolls are delicious!"

"I can't even look down on New York, I can't even look down on New York......"

There are also some Cuban remarks mixed in, such as the one Han Xuan is reading:

"It's different from the United States, which spends its days trying to assassinate our leaders and occupy Cuba.

Even if we win, we can't bully the United States, Cuba's territory is already very large, and it is difficult to manage so much land. ”

Another wrote: "What about dreaming, right?

What you say is clearly a lack of confidence in our Cuba.

The Cuban system is superior, and the Americans can appreciate our superiority, which will naturally be assimilated in the future and achieve peaceful occupation.

If you always think about conquering, you just don't have confidence in your country!"

Han Xuan covered his stomach and laughed, his laughter was very high, but he couldn't help it when he saw this!

Secretary Dawson heard the voice and walked in, and Lehe asked him, "Little boss, what interesting things have you encountered?"

I prepared milk for you, fresh milk that I just bought, but it is not produced on your farm......"

"No, it's just the comments of some netizens, I found them very talented, and you can come and take a look.

I can't imagine that the network activity is already so high, and it seems that in the face of all netizens' public accounts, we have to get it out quickly......"

Han Xuan gave up his position and beckoned, and Dawson came over and saw those comments, and he was also happy, and said, "What is a public account?"

"It's similar to WOW's personal homepage, but now it can only be seen by friends, and the official account is accessible to everyone around the world.

For example, if I open an account, anyone who follows me can see the messages I send.

The next time you upgrade your profile, try adding this feature, or create a new app. ”

Han Xuan opened his homepage again, and found that there were a few more replies under the message of giving away cats just now, he didn't have the energy to take care of so many cats, and cats are animals that need to be cared for, and it is better to find an owner who likes them than to stay by his side.

Mr. Joseph, the old man's former assistant and now an executive in the convenience store department, wrote, "I want a Ragdoll cat.

My wife is about to have her birthday, so I just gave her this, thank you very much. ”

"So I want a Persian cat, what color?" This comment was left by American sweetheart Jennifer Aniston.

Then the daughter of Executive Anthony also replied: "Okay, I'll adopt a Scottish Fold cat."

Han, when are you going to come to my house again?"

Prince William Jr. said: "The court etiquette officer will definitely not let me have a cat, but I like it very much, what should I ......do?"

These replies were okay, but when he saw the next comment, Han Xuan was speechless.

The person who left the message was actually Princess Diana, who was also idle and bored on the Internet, writing: "William! Check the time for yourself! It's time for you to go to bed!"

"Okay mom, I'll sleep ...... now"

Poor little Prince William, who was caught by his mother on the Internet, Han Xuan sighed when he saw this, and could only mourn in silence for him.

The new French president, Jacques Chirac, whom he met in Paris, paid a state visit to the United States after six months in office.

When I visited Silicon Valley last year, Han Xuan personally went to accompany him, and when he demonstrated WOW, the two exchanged accounts to add friends.

This 10,000-year-old stealth diving party didn't expect to still use that account, and suddenly left a sentence tonight: "Princess Diana, good evening."

I don't know who the others are, give me the Norwegian Forest Cat, I'm sure my daughter will love it.

Han Xuan, I heard from the news that you slept at the Federal Reserve meeting today, well done!"

“……”

Han Xuan was deflated.

The names in his friend list can scare ordinary people to death, and even President Clinton's daughter is his friend.

One by one, the five cats were all landed, stretched and said to Dawson, "Write down this information and send the cats to them."

It's not early, I'm going to take a shower, is there a bathtub here?

…… Forget it, it may not be clean, so I'd better simply flush it.

I slept enough during the day, and now I am in good spirits, I guess I may have insomnia. ”

Secretary Dawson took a small notebook and sat in front of the computer to record which cat should be given to whom.

At this moment, he raised his head and replied: "Just enough to process the company's documents, your mailbox already has more than 20 pending messages." ”

"Hmmm......"

Han Xuanyan stood in place for a while when he heard this, deliberately dozed off and walked out, and said in his mouth: "It's late today, I think I'd better sleep, and I'll talk about it tomorrow, good night." ”

Secretary Dawson was momentarily speechless...... (To be continued.) )