Chapter 621: Little Single Dog
Regarding Master's inexplicable words, Qiu Changsheng did not answer.
Fairy Ziying stared at Qiu Changsheng's expressionless handsome face for a long time, and sighed melancholy in her heart.
Why was she blind in the first place and accepted such a pit?
It's good-looking, but it's good-looking, it's useful, the whole water spinach is more frustrating to him than to the boss.
But the apprentice doesn't know the goods, so if you are not satisfied, you can return it, collect it, and stay up.
Qiu Changsheng didn't know that the master had so much resentment about him in his heart, so he still politely said goodbye to Fairy Ziying, and Shi Shiran left.
It's just why, Liu Xi's smiling face suddenly popped up in his mind?
……
Anyway, his own apprentice was also distressed, and Fairy Ziying saw that Qiu Changsheng seemed to be a little different from Liu Xi, so after thinking about it, she decided to create more opportunities for the two to meet.
If it's an ordinary monk, it's too simple. Monks are generally homely, either cultivating in the sect, or contemplating enlightenment somewhere, and they don't even move their footsteps for ten or eight years.
As long as you make an excuse and send this disgusting apprentice to the other party, hehe, it's over.
However, isn't Liu Xi the head of the Heavenly Dao Sect's external affairs? He was running around outside all day long, and it was difficult to see a human figure.
How does this create opportunities?
There was no way, Fairy Ziying found Elder Zhou, who was in charge of foreign affairs management at Qianjimen.
If he could, Fairy Ziying would rather go and kill the demon cultivators in the Land of Ice than meet Elder Zou in person. Of course, this is the common voice of almost all the monks of the entire Thousand Machine Gate.
As his name suggests, Zou Chang's whole face is wrinkled like air-dried orange peel, and his two inverted figure-eight eyebrows hang down on both sides, and they are sparsely forked, which makes people can't help but want to shave his eyebrows for him.
Naturally, that is, to think about it, no one really dares.
Elder Zou looks unlucky, the key is that his personality is also very speechless.
Example 1 –
Monk A: "Today's weather is so good, the sun is shining, and it feels warm when you look at it, isn't it, Elder Zou?"
Elder Zou had a bitter gourd face and sighed sadly: "It's the sun again, you people don't do anything all day long, and occasionally take a walk, of course you think it's better to bask in the sun." Pity my old man, who is going to pity an old man like me when he is old and still running around against the sun?"
Monk A: "......"
Example 2 –
Monk B: "Today's weather is so good, there is no wind, no yang, no shade, I feel cool when I look at it, isn't it, Elder Zou?"
Elder Zou had a bitter gourd face and sighed melancholy: "It's cloudy again, you people are idle all day long, of course you feel that this kind of weather is very comfortable." Pity my old man, who is old, has serious rheumatism in his old arms and legs, and he is most afraid that it will be cloudy, but in order to feed you young scoundrels, he has to run around. Hey, don't mention it. ”
Monk B: "......"
Example 3 –
Monk C: "Hahaha, good morning Elder Zou, you look very energetic today?"
Elder Zou glanced at him expressionlessly, and asked coldly, "Are you saying that I usually don't look energetic?"
Monk C: "......"
Example 4 –
Monk D: "Hey, Elder Zou, why do you look a little depressed today?"
A cold light seemed to flash in Elder Zou's triangular eyes, and he looked at him coldly: "Is it just today? Could it be that in your eyes, my old man usually looks like a lively person? Or do you think that my old man is just like you idlers, living a carefree and happy life? What gives you such an illusion, do you think it is easy to raise a group of you who can only eat?"
Monk D: "......"
The voice of the monks: Lao Tzu has a saying...... Forget it, MMP!
Elder Zou has almost become the public enemy of the Thousand Machines Gate, which is actually inaccurate, because Elder Zou is not only the public enemy of the Thousand Machines Gate, but also the public enemy of all the monks in the entire cultivation world.
He looks like he is going to die to everyone, and looking at it makes people want to cut him, for no reason, they just want to cut him.
That's it, the key person is ugly, he is still a pole lifter. Whatever he says, he can get you back.
What do you say, scare the air, scare the gods, scare the Buddha, scare the demons!
It's simply hated by everyone, and God has a headache when he sees God.
Ziying Fairy really didn't want to see Elder Zou's stinky and ugly old face, and she felt that she could be constipated for a month if she saw it once...... Although monks don't need to be reincarnated, what matters is feeling, feeling understood?
Fairy Ziying struggled in place for more than a dozen hours, and finally gritted her teeth and ran to find Elder Zou.
She didn't bring a gift and didn't dare to bring it. The last time the monk brought a gift to Elder Zou, he was chased after him and scolded him for a full month, insisting that the monk wanted to use the gift to bribe him and corrupt him......
This matter is well known to Qianjimen, and even the head of the company is alarmed. Seeing that the monk was about to be scolded by Elder Zou for committing suicide, the head of the sect forcibly suppressed Elder Zou with the order of the head of the sect, and Elder Zou gave up.
In fact, because the monk had just been promoted to the Jindan realm, he was happy to give a small gift to all the elders of the Thousand Machine Gate, and he never thought that he would suffer from flying disasters for no reason.
If it makes a fuss like this, it will be forgotten, but Elder Zou will still publicize this matter everywhere to show that his morals are noble and upright. When the news spread, the monk couldn't be a human being, and he was depressed all day, and one day when he was practicing, he went crazy...... Hung up.
As a lesson from the past, Fairy Ziying didn't dare to bring gifts to Elder Zou again, she didn't want to be famous all over the world because of her gifts.
When he came to Elder Zou's cave mansion, Fairy Ziying lingered outside, not daring to greet him for a long time.
Until Elder Zou himself walked out of the cave......
"Haha, Elder Zou, what a coincidence, I actually met you here. Fairy Ziying exclaimed in surprise.
Elder Zou: "...... Retarded!"
Ziying Fairy couldn't help but want to fight with him on the spot, damn the dead old man, who are you scolding for being mentally retarded?
Of course, she just thought about it, but her face was full of smiles, and she continued to greet as if she didn't hear: "Elder Zou, are you going out?"
"No, I just saw a young man sneaking out in front of my house, so I came out to take a look. ”
Fairy Purple Beauty: "......"
Paralyzed, no one can stop me, my mother has to fight with this dead old man today!
In fact, no one stopped Fairy Ziying, and Fairy Ziying didn't rush forward...... Can't beat it.
Don't look at the old man Zou Chang is ugly, and his personality is boundless, but he is in the Great Perfection Realm of the Transformation Period.
What does this mean?
This shows that Elder Zou's combat power can properly rank in the top twenty in the entire cultivation world.
In other words, if Elder Zou wants to beat the Ziying Fairy, it is like a world boxing champion beating a kindergarten child.
"What's the matter with my old man? My old man is not as idle as you guys, after all, I still have to work hard to make money to feed you losers. ”
Fairy Ziying couldn't maintain her smile anymore, so she simply said directly: "That's the case, Elder Zou, I have an apprentice......"
Elder Zou raised his drooping, yellow-scowling eyebrows, and interrupted in shock, "You have apprentices like this?"
Fairy Ziying felt that she was about to cry, what a dead old man, what do you mean that I have apprentices like this? The old lady is a powerful monk in the early stage of the Yuan Infant, right? Isn't it a bit too much for you to say that?
Elder Zou didn't pay any attention to Fairy Ziying's constipation-like face, and his already sad face looked more and more sad, just like an old charcoal seller who had been devastated by life.
"You have apprentices like this, the old man doesn't have an apprentice, the old man doesn't even have an apprentice, is there still a heavenly principle?
Elder Zou read and read, and suddenly became angry, pointed to the blue sky on his head and began to scold: "Tianye, you are wrong to be virtuous and foolish;
Fairy Purple Beauty: "......"
It turns out that the dead old man is not only a pole lifter, but he is also a drama spirit!
Damn retarded!
Don't you have an apprentice to blame God? God is crying out for injustice, do you hear?
With your temper, who would be blind to you as a master, not afraid that they would be angry to death?
Forget it, I can't tell this old man clearly, Fairy Ziying decided to shut up. To be honest, if it weren't for Elder Zou's strength being too strong and his realm too high, he would have been killed many times.
Fairy Ziying waited for a long time, and saw that Elder Zou was still scolding the air, and finally couldn't help but interrupt: "Elder Zou, are you okay?"
Elder Zou glanced at her dissatisfied, and seemed to be very angry when she interrupted: "Your whole family has something to do, and my old man will be fine, hurry up and say, what are you doing?"
Fairy Purple Beauty: "......"
Well, she endures.
"That's right, I have an apprentice......"
"You want to show off in front of my old man that you have an apprentice?
Elder Zou looked at her with a cold look in his eyes, and a fierce light flashed in his inverted triangular eyes.
Fairy Ziying was silent, damn, can you still let people talk. The old lady has more than one apprentice, the old lady has eight apprentices!
Fairy Ziying decided to ignore it, otherwise she wouldn't be able to figure out the question of apprentices.
"His name is Qiu Changsheng, he is very smart, I want him to follow you to learn how to deal with the external affairs of the sect, and he can also help your old man run errands and do some groceries or something. ”
"Do you think my old man is useless, so you quickly send someone to take the old man's position?"
Elder Zou's inverted triangular eyes were full of fierce light, and both eyebrows floated up.
Fairy Ziying was shocked, lying down, this crime is a bit big, she can't afford it.
"Forget it, forget it. ”
Ziying Fairy said and prepared to leave. She knew that it was a mistake to come to this dead old man, so she had to think of another way.
As soon as he turned around, he heard Elder Zou's voice behind him: "Come back, you're talking about that little thing that can deceive the Heavenly Tribulation?"
Fairy Ziying was overjoyed when she heard this, and it seemed that there was a play.
"Yes, it's him, your old man has also heard about my unscrupulous apprentice?"
Elder Zou sneered: "It's indeed not Xiao, how can you have the ability to teach an apprentice who can deceive God? ”
Fairy Ziying took a deep breath, then a deep breath, and continued to breathe deeply.
The old lady is a well-known Ziying fairy in the cultivation world, what is "like this"?
"I want to learn from the old man, but the old man is not willing to teach at all. But that autumn boy sounds okay, he deceived God, it's such a piece of material, let him come over tomorrow. ”
After Elder Zou finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the cave mansion, leaving Fairy Ziying with a confused face.
She didn't have any hope at all, okay? That is, she came to try her luck, and she really let her touch it.
Although, she suffered a lot of anger, and now she feels a burst of colic in her heart.
"By the way, just let Qiu Boy come alone tomorrow, don't come with you, it looks an eyesore. ”
Elder Zou walked to the door, suddenly turned around and said a word, and then regardless of Fairy Ziying's reaction, he closed the door with a "bang".
Fairy Ziying felt that her heart didn't hurt anymore because it was broken.
Paralyzed old otaku, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life! Go die, dead virgin, practice your unicorn arm in your cave!
Ziying Fairy sulked for a while, she was covered in fire and couldn't find a place to vent, so she went back angrily and found Qiu Changsheng, told Qiu Changsheng about it in a few words, and then turned around and went down the mountain.
She suffered severe internal injuries, too badly to be compensated for by food.
As a result, Qiu Changsheng followed behind Elder Zou, the public enemy of the entire cultivator, and became the only subordinate of Elder Zou in his history.
Ziying Fairy is also quite pleased, although she has suffered countless grievances, but the result has finally been achieved, and it is not in vain that Qiu Changsheng worships herself as a master.
Hey, I am such a good and responsible master. For the sake of the apprentices, even if they have been wronged, they must think about the future of the apprentices, no matter how hard they are, they can't be bitter for the apprentices, and no matter how tired they are, they can't be tired of the children......
Ziying Fairy, who was moved by herself, smiled and wiped her tears while waiting for good news from her apprentice.
The news kept coming back, but how could Fairy Ziying get more and more wrong the more she listened?
I don't know how Qiu Changsheng got Elder Zou's eyes right, Elder Zou simply taught him everything, and gradually handed over to Qiu Changsheng to be responsible for big and small things, and his contact with Liu Xi became more and more frequent.
In good conscience, Qiu Changsheng did a good job and perfectly put the interests of the sect first. Over the past year, the income of the sect has increased by 30% compared to last year. After another year, the income of the sect almost doubled last year.
The whole sect was very satisfied with Qiu Changsheng, and felt that they had finally found a talent who could replace Elder Zou.
Only Ziying Fairy is very painful, so I asked you to run to take charge of the external affairs of the sect, not to let you make money for the sect, but to let you get Liu Xi done.
Special little Qiuqiu, do you have any misunderstanding, how did you offend Liu Xi become an enemy who does not share the sky?
Damn, my mother felt that she couldn't learn well with that 10,000-year-old single dog, and sure enough, ...... This trend is to run farther and farther down the road of the little single dog.