Chapter 5: The First Ghost Employee
"Ghosts, ghosts!"
The female ghost is still struggling, and her mouth is also shouting loudly.
This made a black line rise on Lin Fan's forehead.
Beauty, you are also a female ghost, and you are still afraid of ghosts.
This is the sequelae left by the female ghost receiving incomplete information from the underworld, in her consciousness, she is still alive and has not died.
"Beauty, please, you're dead now, and you're a ghost. ”
Lin Fan's head was big when he was called by the female ghost, he plucked his ears, and said helplessly.
"You're dead, I ...... it. ”
Little Lori looked at her body as she spoke, and she noticed that she had no feet, and her body was translucent, just like a glass man.
"I'm sure you've seen it, and you've thought of it. ”
Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders, to be honest, the death of such a cute Lori really made him feel a little sorry.
This is not to say that he himself is a lolicon, the main thing is that the departure of such a young life will make people feel sad.
"I, am I really dead?"
Little Lori still doesn't quite believe that she is dead, or rather, she can't accept the fact that she is dead.
"Hmm. Lin Fan nodded.
Little Lori froze in place, her eyes slightly dilated.
Lin Fan estimated that this little Lori was trying to accept the fact of her death, so she beckoned to Xiao Zuo and Xiao You.
The two imps flew back and sat on his shoulders again.
After about a minute, little Lori came back to her senses and said in a low voice, "It turns out that I am really dead." ”
Immediately, Xiao Lori realized that there was a big living person standing next to her, so she immediately took two steps back, looked at Lin Fan with some caution and said, "Then since I'm dead, how can you see it? Could it be that you are a Taoist priest and want to come and collect me?"
"I'm not a Taoist. Lin Fan shook his head, I'm afraid this little Lori hasn't watched too much TV, and her imagination is really rich.
"Then you are a monk?"
"Well, no. The corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched two times.
Where is he similar to a monk, where did this little Lori see that he is a monk.
"Then you must have yin and yang eyes, right? Little Lori looked at Lin Fan with interest and said, it seems that she has accepted the fact of her death.
Lin Fan looked at the little Lori in front of him a little speechlessly, what kind of soul is this, how can he be like a curious baby.
"Aren't you afraid of me? I'm a ghost. Little Lori opened her mouth, revealing a pair of small tiger teeth, and said with her teeth and claws.
The long hair behind him was also blown by the wind.
However, it doesn't make people feel scared at all, but it feels cute.
"Don't be afraid, seeing that the two of them don't, the little ghost I raised, as long as I snap my fingers, believe it or not, I will immediately let you fly into ashes and be annihilated. Lin Fan pointed to the little left and right on his shoulder, looked at the little Lori provocatively and said.
Little Lori immediately shrunk her neck.
She is a newborn ghost who is only six days old, to put it bluntly, just like a baby, she doesn't understand anything, she doesn't know anything.
On the small left and the small right, it is simply a perfect second kill.
Lin Fan couldn't help but shake his head and smile when he saw that little Lori was frightened.
Sample, and you want to scare me.
Even if you want to be scary, you should dress up a little, such as covering your face with your hair and speaking in a more miserable voice.
It's so cute and cute, it can scary people.
Lin Fan coughed and asked, "What's your name?"
"Ye Xiaoyou. ”
"Good name, Ye Xiaoyou, I have a deal I want to talk to you about. Lin Fan looked like a profiteer, rubbed his palms and said.
"What kind of deal?" Ye Xiaoyou raised his head suddenly, and the handful of dumb hairs on the top of his head exploded and asked, "Wait, don't you want me to do anything bad, tell you, don't even think about it." ”
She is a ghost now, looking at Lin Fan's chicken looking like a profiteer, it is not a good thing.
Isn't there often some ghost romance or something on TV, Ye Xiaoyou was too beautiful when she was alive, but she was harassed by some uncles.
It is estimated that Lin Fan saw her spicy and lovely, so he was moved by his thoughts.
is really a person who knows people and doesn't know his heart, and looks quite delicate, but he didn't expect to be such a dirty person.
For no reason, Ye Xiaoyou's impression of Lin Fan dropped directly to the freezing point under his own brain.
If Lin Fan knew Ye Xiaoyou's thoughts, I am afraid that he would have to cry in the toilet for a second.
"Uh, what can I do to you?" Lin Fan showed an inexplicable expression, looking at the little Lori with his hands on his chest suspiciously.
"Then you don't need to ask, of course, to satisfy your filthy heart. ”
"Are you thinking about doing something unspeakable to me right now, I've seen a lot of people like you. ”
Ye Xiaoyou said disdainfully, his little face full of unyielding.
Indescribable things?
Lin Fan was slightly stunned, and a few black lines rose in his head.
It is said that the imagination of young girls is rich, especially the rebellious period of thirteen or fourteen, and now I can really see it.
"What is this, I just want to talk to you about the problem of housing in the underworld, what are you thinking about in your head. ”
Lin Fan said a little speechlessly.
"Sophistry. Ye Xiaoyou said with an expression that I had already seen through you.
Bang.
Lin Fan immediately asked Xiao You to knock on the little Lori's skull.
"Oops. Ye Xiaoyou hugged his head and screamed in pain, "Why are you beating me?"
"See, if I really want to do something to you, can you resist, besides, you are a ghost, even if I want to, I can't touch it. Lin Fan patiently explained.
Ye Xiaoyou muttered in a low voice: "Then you can still peep." ”
Although her voice was small, it was still heard by Lin Fan.
However, Lin Fan didn't bother to explore more on this issue now, and said with a slightly serious expression: "You know the underworld." ”
"Of course I know, I have some information about the underworld in my consciousness, but it's not very complete. Ye Xiaoyou nodded.
"Then do you know that the ghosts of the underworld are saturated and very competitive, and a newborn ghost like you doesn't even have a foothold in the underworld. ”
"If you die in vain, you will stay in the city of resentment for hundreds of years, and if you commit suicide, you will be tortured in hell, and you will not even have a chance to scatter your soul. Lin Fan raised his eyebrows and said.
"Then I have a heart attack, is this a vain death or suicide?" Ye Xiaoyou was still just a little Lori of thirteen or fourteen after all, and when Lin Fan said this, he was immediately a little scared.
"Heart disease?" Lin Fan looked Ye Xiaoyou up and down, but he didn't expect such a lively Lori female ghost to be a heart attacker.
"That's right, I have congenital heart disease. Ye Xiaoyou said in a somewhat depressed mood, "Originally, I was going to accompany Xue to see the comic exhibition, but when I passed through Xinyuan Horror City, I remembered that my heart hurt and I woke up here." ”
"Oh, since it's a heart attack, it should be a vain death. Lin Fan was also not sure how to say.
"What do you mean by should, I said whether you are professional or not. Ye Xiaoyou flattened his mouth.
"Ahem, that's not the point, to tell you the truth, I'm the city lord of the Horror City hand-picked by the underworld, and I currently have a tombstone room in my hand, which can help you stabilize your ghost body. ”
Lin Fan coughed dryly and said, "The price is still cheap, you can buy it for only fifty yin virtues, if you put it in the underworld, you can't buy it without hundreds of yin virtues." ”
The lowest price given by the system task is ten Yin De, however, Lin Fan now knows the benefits of Yin De, so he can naturally earn a little more.
"Yinde, what is that?" Ye Xiaoyou asked a little dazedly.
"It's the currency of the prefecture. ”
"Shouldn't that be a stygian coin, how can it become a Yin Virtue?" Ye Xiaoyou frowned.
How could Lin Fan know this question, however, he didn't know, he could ask the system.
"Host, the common currency of the underworld has always been Yin De, but the dark coins made by people in the past are all handmade products, which contain people's thoughts about the deceased, and can be exchanged for a small part of Yin De. ”
"But now, the underworld coins have become assembly line processing, and the amount is getting bigger and bigger, and there is no way to circulate in the underworld, let alone exchange them for Yin De. ”
"So, in the underworld, there are many ghosts, not to mention where they live, and it's good to be full. The system said.
"Then the dark coins I burned for my ancestors every year were burned in vain?" Lin Fan asked in his heart.
"Pretty much. The system responded.
Lin Fan smiled bitterly, thinking that he burned tens of billions of dark coins for his ancestors every Qingming Festival.
But as a result, the ancestors couldn't receive it at all, which made Lin Fan a little puzzled.
Lin Fan told Ye Xiaoyou the words of the system, and Xiao Lori's eyes were also round.
"Oh, by the way, I remember that I had a Tiandi bank card on me. ”
Little Lori slapped her forehead and took out a dark bank card from her chest.