One hundred and ninety-four real dog brother [add more to the crown of the king]
A real dog
It's another night of drunkenness, and many times we don't know what we're happy about, maybe the reason we're laughing is simply because the people around us are happy.
That night, the wild dog mustered up the courage to send Jiang Feng back, Jiang Feng blushed and nodded, but did not refuse.
It's going to open tomorrow, I don't dare to let myself drink too much, everyone can get drunk without a heart, but I can't, I have to be responsible for those who give me their future.
Wang Zhuo, who is known as "one bottle poured", actually stiffened three bottles today before vomiting, and after vomiting, he energetically dragged Tong Jiafei to the square to dance the "little apple", but the two almost didn't fight because of their inconsistent pace.
Returning to the place where he lived in a daze, in Su Ming's old house, sitting on a chair at the bottom of the big tree in a daze, Xie Zeyong took a few of them to fight the landlord in the next room, and the result of the bet was actually who lost who was extremely thin, and who was enough...
Chen Xue and Zhang Xiaoyu hooked their shoulders and looked like girlfriends went out to the night market, as if I was the only one who didn't know what to do.
Biting the cigarette holder and looking up at the dark sky, I suddenly wanted to laugh, since my parents divorced, the first time I was arrested in the police station, the police notified my father to bail me out once, my biological parents seem to have completely forgotten that there is such a son as me, I have to say that I really don't seem to have a sense of existence.
I vaguely remember my dad's phone number, I took out my newly bought mobile phone and dialed him, the phone rang for half a minute, and the other end was picked up late, and my dad's slightly old voice came through the earpiece, "Hey, which one?"
"It's me, Dad!" Maybe it's because I've been drinking, maybe it's because I haven't heard his voice for a long time, and I actually feel the urge to cry.
"Huh? The school informed me that you had been expelled, and I went to the rented house to find you several times, but I never waited for you, and I didn't answer your phone, what the hell do you want to do? Do you want to be angry with Lao Tzu, so you give up!" Hearing my voice, my dad was a little emotional at the moment, and he almost scolded me.
But these used to be angry when I heard them, but now I feel extra warm and comfortable in my ears, I used to think that I was not treated by them at all, now in retrospect, maybe it's not that my parents don't like me, but I look at them with emotions, I can't feel it, waiting for my dad to finish chattering, I slowly said, "Are you okay?"
"What?" my dad was a little stunned, "and... Still want money, just say, don't you come to this set of false gains!"
"My joints hurt, don't ride my bike to work on a rainy day, and occasionally take a taxi or take a leave of absence, don't let yourself be so tired..."
"You kid said it easily, Lao Tzu also wants to be a local tyrant, but also wants to enjoy Qingfu, I don't know how old I have to live less than your little ancestor, I have enough fun and come back quickly, I will help you go to school to plead, sixteen or seventeen-year-old little children don't go to school, you are ready to be a hooligan for the rest of your life! Listen?" my dad sighed, "Actually, I blame me and your mother for not being responsible, I remember that your academic performance was very good before..."
"Dad, I don't go to school anymore! I have too many grades, and going to school is a waste of time and money, and I am now learning to do business from other places with others, and I will go back to honor you after two years of earning money! Don't be too tired..." I couldn't help but speak to the other end of the phone.
"Do you have the capital to do a fart business? How old are you, do you have to make Lao Tzu angry with you before you stop? Forget it, forget it, what are you willing to do, Lao Tzu will never give birth to you..."
Looking at the screen of the phone that hung up, I suddenly felt very happy, for the first time in my life I was scolded and so happy, after making the call, I was in a much happier mood, and I jumped to Tongjia and their house to play a few playing cards, but the technique was too poor, and when Chen Xue came back, my face was already covered with small notes.
After making trouble for a while, I hugged Chen Xue back to the house to sleep, lying on the bed, Chen Xue put her arms around my waist, and asked softly, "Silly little four, what is the joy of not closing your mouth?"
"I called my dad, and he gave me a beating..."I hummed a little song and hugged Chen Xue in my arms, "I always felt that they didn't care about me, just now my dad actually said that he had been looking for me for a long time, hehe..."
"Silly, I feel sorry for you! It's always so sensitive and so easy to be satisfied..."Chen Xue leaned her face on my chest.
"What do I have to be satisfied with, you have a brother, a father and a mother, except for the time being, my life is close to the great consummation..."
"Hmph, why don't you say that there is a Zhang Xiaoyu staring at you..."Chen Xue bit my lip lightly, pretending to be angry.
"Oh my God, I was wronged... I haven't been alone with her once, heaven and earth conscience!" I patted my head helplessly.
"Little Si, in fact, Zhang Xiaoyu must still have feelings for you, right? Otherwise, as soon as I finished talking to her, you need help, she will bring someone to appear immediately, don't you say?" Chen Xue pushed away my dishonest hand unhappily and angrily, and looked at me with a serious expression.
"Maybe people just have a vision, and they think that they can make money by defecting to me!" I changed the topic with my conscience, put my arm around Chen Xue's little waist with one hand, and slowly walked up her body with the other.
"Hmm~" Chen Xue blushed and snorted unconsciously, which instantly aroused my beastly desire, and I couldn't help but cover myself on her.
"Do you think I'm playing with fire*? I know that Zhang Xiaoyu has affection for you and lure her over..."Chen Xue blushed and wanted to push me away, but at this moment, how could she push me to evolve into a human wolf immediately.
"I don't know what it's called playing with fire*, anyway, I'm burning with lust now, daughter-in-law... I don't care if you save me..."I took a sip of the "strawberry print" at Chen Xue's neck.
"Little Si, if one day you don't like me, or you have no feelings for me, just tell me! I'll go by myself, but you are not allowed to deceive me, otherwise I will never forgive you in my life..."
"Okay, okay, you are my Wang Laoji in this life, and I will only be your dermatitis ping..." I hurriedly turned off the lamp and covered the two of us with the quilt.
One night in spring, when I opened my eyes in the morning, except for feeling a little sore waist, everything else was fine, I sat up from the bed with a yawn, Chen Xue had already equipped me with a straight black suit, she herself put on a delicate uniform and short skirt, and was fiddling with dishes and chopsticks in the yard, and bought us breakfast.
The other brothers, the ones who should brush their teeth, the ones who should wash their faces, everyone seemed to be in good spirits, "Good morning, beasts!" I yawned and greeted the group of friends.
"Pull it down, it's your most beast, don't think we didn't know anything last night..."Wang Zhuo teased vaguely with toothpaste foam, and the other brothers also let out a burst of boos in a very unruly manner.
"Shhh
"The fourth sister-in-law is angry, the consequences are very serious! The wind is tight, eat a bun and hoo!" Su Ming grabbed two steaming buns and ran out of the door, "I'm going to send money to Brother Dog, Brother Dog slept at Ru's house last night..."
"Brother Dog is sleeping at home, and who is you?" I leaned over to the water pipe, washing my face and asking Ah Zong next to me.
"I told you that Brother Dog bought an inflatable doll to go to Homeinn, do you believe it?" Ah Zong held a small square mirror in his hand and stroked his big bald head back and forth.
"It's as thin as it gets, Brother Dog went with Jiang Feng yesterday!" I rolled my eyes at Ah Zong, and reacted violently, ", it's developing so fast?
"I've thought too much..."Xie Zeyong wiped his wet hair with a towel, and said with a wicked smile, "Brother Dog is not so avant-garde!
"Poof...", I squirted out a mouthful of brushing water, "Isn't there a home near the red light district?"
"It doesn't seem to be true, anyway, it doesn't show on the Baidu map..."Wang Zhuo took out his mobile phone to find it seriously...