Chapter 34: Farce
OPEN-AIR ROUND TABLES AT CAFE CLUB.
The sun was shining in direct sunlight, and the waiter held up a large umbrella, but it still made people feel stuffy.
Jack Bauer cleared his throat, ignored Dai Mao and Zhu Yiyi, who were sitting on both sides and could hear it, looked at his watch, and said, "It's not too early, I should go back." ”
The mythical beasts that lived in Dai Mao's heart had grown up a little more.
"Jack," Zhu Yiyi stood up and grabbed Jack Bauer, "Let's talk a little longer." ”
Jack Bauer looked at the sky and said, "I know what the details are, please listen to the next breakdown." ”
Nima!
"Then I'll send you. Zhu Yiyi said.
"No," said Jack Bauer, waving his hand, "you sit down a little longer, and I'll go first." ”
With that, he walked away.
Dai Mao and Zhu Yiyi came to listen to the story, but now that the storyteller is gone, the two of them are also bored, so they got up and said some polite words to each other, and went home.
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A week later, September 18, 2017, it was another Monday.
It's still this café, which has almost become the base of Dai Mao and his friends. Wandering in this 13-block high place for a long time, Dai Mao even had the illusion that he was a successful person.
"What's the coffee today?" asked the waiter, who already knew him well. In their minds, this simply-dressed man is an invisible tycoon.
"Let's have a drink of Cappuccino today!"
The balance of the bank card has reached more than 70,000, and Dai Mao is overjoyed. In another week, the dream of building a new house in my hometown will come true.
From now on, get rich and run to a well-off!
"Squeak......" A screeching sound of brakes disturbed his thoughts, followed by the sound of two cars colliding: "Kua", and then the sound of things falling to the ground.
Dai Mao looked at the side of the road, only to see that the tail of Zhang Yiyun's sports car and the front of a Mercedes-Benz parked on the side of the road collided together, and the bumper of the Mercedes-Benz had hit the ground. Zhang Yiyun sat in the car, looking a little flustered. It was clear that she wanted to drift into place, but she wasn't ready yet.
"Fuck, if you eat the bear's heart and leopard gall, my car will dare to hit it!" a tough uncle at the next table stood up abruptly and said angrily.
A few followers hurriedly persuaded, "Brother Lin, don't get angry, just ask her to lose money." ”
Uncle Biao ignored the attendants, rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the place of the incident.
[Name: Long Xianglin.]
Identity: Contractor Foreman
Combat strength: 152
Potential: 33]
It's over, this time Haibian, Zhang Yiyun will break his appearance if he is not dead or disabled! Dai Mao suddenly felt that things were not good.
He followed.
Long Xianglin walked to the other side and knocked on Zhang Yiyun's cab window, "Come down for Lao Tzu!"
Zhang Yiyun spread her hands and apologized. Long Xianglin didn't give up, and began to pull the car door, the door was locked, he couldn't move, and he paced in place angrily.
Long Xianglin picked up a brick-sized pebble from the green belt and rushed towards Zhang Yiyun's car. When he was about to wave his hand to smash the glass window, he was grabbed by Dai Mao.
"Big brother, big brother, forget it, I'll pay you how much money you have. ”
Long Xianglin pushed Dai Mao to the ground and said angrily: "Where did the ** kid come from, get away!"
Zhang Yiyun originally wanted to break the bank and avoid disasters, but when she saw that the other party was a hard stone, she also took out the phone and called.
"Is this a matter of money? Am I a person who is short of money? This car is my woman, I want to see who is so bold and dares to touch my woman!" Long Xianglin's voice became louder and louder, attracting a group of passers-by to stop and watch.
With that, he picked up the pebbles and walked over.
At this time, Chen Ruoxian had just arrived, and when he saw that something was wrong, he rushed forward with an arrow step, and slammed his fist at Long Xianglin's back.
"It's over!" Dai Mao staggered to his feet, secretly screaming that it was not good. This Chen Ruoxian has no power to restrain the chicken, but he always loves to be reckless.
Long Xianglin turned around, and the green tendons were exposed, "You forced the cub to sneak attack me?"
He threw off the horizontal meat all over his body, rushed towards Chen Ruoxian, and raised the pebble to Chen Ruoxian's head and was about to smash it down.
"Brother Lin, Brother Lin, don't be impulsive. One of his attendants hugged him.
"A bunch of garbage! What am I raising you for? Why are your elbows turned out? Let go! If you don't let go, I'll fight you together!" Long Xianglin was so angry that his face turned red and yelled at the follower.
The attendant whispered: "Brother Lin, don't be impulsive, something is wrong!"
"What's wrong?" Long Xianglin's mood eased a little, and the hand holding the pebble aloft was also put down.
The attendant put his mouth to his ear and whispered for a while.
"Ahh
The attendant nodded and said, "I've seen it." ”
Long Xianglin's face instantly turned cloudy and sunny, he walked to Dai Mao's side and said flatteringly: "Little brother, I ask you......"
Dai Mao originally watched him walk towards him, and thought that he was going to be beaten again, but he saw that Long Xianglin's attitude suddenly became kind, and even a little courteous. Which one is this singing?
Long Xianglin laughed for a while, and continued: "The person in this car is Zhang Dagang and Mr. Zhang's daughter?"
Dai Mao nodded, understanding what was going on, society is too realistic!
"Oops!" Long Xianglin slapped his head suddenly, "Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! I'm also bothering the little brother to invite my niece down!"
The tide is over!
Dai Mao knocked on Zhang Yiyun's car window, Zhang Yiyun was still calling Zhang Dagang, but when he heard the knocking sound, he turned his head and saw Long Xianglin with a smile on his face, and he also knew that this matter was easy to do.
As soon as he got out of the car, Long Xianglin greeted him, his voice was as soft as a little girl, "Niece Zhang, misunderstanding!"
As soon as Zhang Yiyun heard this title, she knew that this person must have an interest relationship with her father. However, with her personality, she naturally won't say things like "since it's an acquaintance, forget it". Long Xianglin was really scared to her just now, she had to see this opportunity to humiliate this guy, and let him know the truth that you can't bully people too much.
"Since it's an acquaintance, forget it!" Zhang Yiyun didn't speak yet, but Dai Mao spoke first.
Zhang Yiyun really wanted to rush up and bite him twice, not afraid of a god-like opponent, but afraid of a pig-like ......
"Then how can you forget it?" Zhang Yiyun said: "It's only right to break into trouble and break money." ”
She looked at Long Xianglin, "Did you say yes?" ”
"Alas!" Long Xianglin waved his hand and said, "What kind of money is not money, it is not affectionate to say that money is too much!"
"Affectionate, why don't you make affection! Didn't you smash the window just now?" Zhang Yiyun raised her eyebrows and said.
"Alas, I'm good at everything, but my eyes are not very good, how do I know it's your niece?"
"Hehe," Zhang Yiyun sneered, "What if it weren't me?
"This ...... What is this......? A society governed by the rule of law. Long Xianglin's eyes wandered, and his speech became stammered.
"That's it! I don't embarrass you, I called 4S to repair your car, how much should I pay. But ah, you have to apologize to my two brothers in front of the big guys, it's not okay to be insincere!"
"Apologies...... I have to apologize, the car doesn't need to be repaired, my car is a broken car, if my niece likes it, just hit it. You drifted just now!" Long Xianglin rubbed his hands and smacked his tongue: "How beautiful is Sensei, it's a pity, it's just a little bit worse, hehe, just a little bit." Uncle Long gave you a score of 99, and the rest of the points, you come again, and my broken car will be placed here, just waiting for you to achieve positive results. ”
"Very good at talking!" Zhang Yiyun couldn't help but admire the tough uncle in front of him, who was sleek to the extreme!
"Didn't you just say that this car was your woman?"
"Hehehe, broken shoes, broken shoes, women are good and bad!"
Long Xianglin smirked, turned around, bowed his head to Dai Mao and Chen Ruoxian, and said, "The two little brothers, they don't know Huashan with their eyes, they are offended, they are offended!"
As soon as I heard it, I was a person in the rivers and lakes, but I don't know if he wanted to be deliberately humorous, or was he just illiterate?
"Forget it, forget it. Dai Mao waved his hand.
"I beat you, why are you here to fight back!" Chen Ruoxian didn't give up.
A fierce expression flashed on Long Xianglin's face, and he immediately said with a pleasant face: "Forget it, little brother, this is teaching me the truth of being a man! ”
It was when Zhang Yiyun's heart was happy, but she saw Zhang Dagang trotting in with a few workers. The workers were all carrying steel drills and iron hammers...... I didn't know and thought it was migrant workers who came to ask for hard-earned money!
"Yiyun, dad is here, don't be afraid! Zhang Dagang ran to Zhang Yiyun and panted.
Zhang Yiyun was a little moved, in times of crisis, Zhang Dagang could always be seen.
"Dad, it's okay, I can handle it. ”
"You're a girl," Zhang Dagang turned his eyes and saw Long Xianglin, "Isn't this who it is?"
Long Xianglin trotted to Zhang Dagang, held his hand, and said courteously: "Mr. Zhang, you still need to go out in person for this little thing? The younger brother has already helped his niece get it." ”
"Oh...... Then thank you!" Zhang Dagang said again: "Where did the person who provoked my girl go? You have to be forgiving and forgiving, you didn't treat him well, did you?"
Long Xianglin's expression became embarrassed, "That person...... It's me, I have eyes without beads, I don't know this is our daughter. ”
"Hey!" Zhang Dagang looked at Long Xianglin and said, "You don't want to take the job?"
"No, no," Long Xianglin became more and more uncomfortable, he turned around and asked a few followers: "Who is it?
A few of the attendants did not dare to answer.
"Hit him. Long Xianglin gave an order.
Several of the attendants looked at each other, not knowing what they meant.
"Hey, tell you to hit him, what's the matter? Don't dare? I'll do it first!"
Long Xianglin slapped himself hard after saying that, and several followers also understood what he meant, and stepped forward to punch and kick him.
"Gotta ......" Zhang Dagang waved his hand to stop this farce, "Stop acting, I really have nothing to do, the car should be repaired, how much money will go back to the company's financial settlement." It's a day long!"
After Zhang Dagang finished speaking, he was about to leave, but when he saw Dai Mao, his sad face suddenly smiled, "Yo! Dai nephew is also here?"
Long Xianglin was stunned, but this stunned kid in front of him could make Zhang Dagang so flattering, it didn't seem to be a small person.
"Big brother, please bow down to my little brother. Long Xianglin knelt on one knee and hugged his fists.
Dai Mao really didn't expect this to happen, he was at a loss, and he didn't want to be a big brother. first met Zhang Xiaoqu at school, and now he is here again......
These seem to be all thanks to Zhang Dagang, if it weren't for him, how could there be these things? This big brother reminded him of his uncle, and he didn't want to follow in his uncle's footsteps. Although this Long Xianglin is obviously mixed with some performance elements, it makes him very taboo.
He hurriedly pulled up Long Xianglin and muttered, "Don't come to this set!"
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sent away Zhang Dagang and Long Xianglin, and finally came to a clean end.
Dai Mao made a report to Zhang Yiyun and Chen Ruoxian about last week's income, and asked about the system's tasks this week.
[Goal of the week: You all practice drifting for ten hours.]
Get Reward: 50000RMB】
"Where's the Dailies?"
There are no Daily Missions. 】
The task is easy, but the income is increasing, and it only takes a week to build a new house in my hometown.