On the seventh day of the sixth month, the wind and the night were strong, and the copper pilgrim succeeded.

It's not particularly exciting, but it always feels like something to be expected. This time, the Tong Dynasty couldn't bear it, and before he learned kung fu, he began to play self-intoxicated.

It's a trick he came up with on his own, or learned from watching some TV series and film. Walking on the street where there are few people, punch in the east and kick in the west, after waving a few times, you can either put yourself in a "big" position, jump up and shake your head for a while.

The people who came to Jingyue City from the north to deal with secret official business did not know that the Tong Dynasty was hiding in this place.

Da Luo, who was lying on the balcony railing on the third floor, holding a cup of hot coffee and savoring it, saw this "second goods" on the street, and his laughter almost didn't burst out.

"Hey, logistics, you come, look at this idiot. What kind of dance is that? ”

A young woman, making a bed for Da Luo in the room, shook off the big curly silk ponytail that hung upside down, lifted her black-rimmed glasses, and looked down at Da Luo, who was pouting and twisting his ass and twisting with his eyes.

Holding a black notebook in his hand, and holding a golden fountain pen in his other hand, he looked at Da Luo's ass after walking over, and said with some disgust: "Pay attention to your image, let the external patrol personnel of Jingyue City see it, what it looks like." ”

Da Luo smiled: "No, sister, as soon as I saw this thing, I couldn't help but think of a nightclub song, and I couldn't help but keep up with the rhythm." ”

The word "nightclub" is an extremely loose word in the eyes of the logistics officer, and the dignified commander of the third base is full of vulgar words.

The logistics officer followed Da Luo's line of sight, and she flipped through the notebook: "If I guessed correctly, it should be the No. 95 experiment." ”

Da Luo smiled indifferently and asked, "What is No. 95? Who? Come and dance together, help me think about it, what is that electronic music song called? Play a song, happy and happy." ”

"Experimental Specimen No. 95, codenamed Tulong, non-registered member, Professor Lu Xian gave him a name, Tong Dynasty!"

Da Luo shouted, "What, uh?"

"The song you want should be the·party·troll!

Da Luo had already stepped on the balcony railing with one foot, tilted his head and asked, "Are you sure it's him?" I haven't seen him, why can't I feel his modified physique?"

"Yes, there can be no mistake, his clothes have an embedded artificial magnetic field installed somewhere, or maybe that's his unique ability. Do you want to play the song?"

Da Luo had already jumped out before she could finish speaking. The logistics officer said coldly: "It's okay to play it when you come back." ”

Tong Chao had not received professional-level special training on the potential of transformers, and he did not know the special physique and special strength of the other five transformers. In his memory, it was only clear that he and Itaker were clear.

Da Luo accelerated and flew in mid-air, like a mist that could not be seen clearly, without even making a sound, and appeared in front of Tong Chao in an instant.

He landed next to a lamp pole, grabbed the lamp pole with one hand, and landed lightly, while one arm stretched out, blocking Tong Chao's way.

Tong Chao's face was filled with pure joy, and he ran over and jumped up and slapped Da Luo's palm: "Good evening, big man!"

After saying that, he smiled and continued to bounce forward.

Da Luo was stunned for a moment, and turned around and shouted in a very faceless way: "Hey, Tulong, why don't you say hello when you see your brother?"

Tong Chao pouted and smiled evilly: "It's you, say hello, oh, who are you?"

Seeing that there was no one around, he flashed and jumped into the holly bushes on the side of the road.

Da Luo ran over angrily, slapped it and slapped it towards the holly bushes: "You still play nonsense for me!

"Huh, what about people?" Da Luo looked down at the holly bushes, and there was no shadow of the copper dynasty, because he was wearing a clean suit, he didn't want to be contaminated by the dust on the holly, so he didn't stand firm under his feet, and went straight up.

Da Luo supported the ground with one hand, jumped into a row of holly, and squatted down to see that the green roots of holly were a pile of soft soil that had just been lifted.

"What the hell, how did I forget that he would escape, Tulong!" Da Luo grabbed his hair, he was very anxious, he felt like he was going to make a great contribution, and he missed such a good opportunity.

Back at the hotel where he stayed, as soon as Da Luo opened the door, he heard the previous song that he wanted to find a sense of rhythm.

The bewitching logistics officer, holding a glass of red wine in one hand, stepping on dark red high heels under his feet, walking lightly and cheerfully, his body tilting back and forth, swaying and jumping.

Seeing Da Luo come back, she was expressionless, but her eyebrows on one side were slightly raised, and she blew a standard hooligan-level whistle at Da Luo.

Da Luo was a little unhappy with the mistake in his hand, but when he saw this scene, he rushed over, hugged the logistics officer's waist, and rudely spread his legs and shook to the music.

The logistics officer poured the red wine in his hand on the top of Da Luo's head, and then pushed the wine glass into his arms and let go.

Da Luo grabbed the wine glass and sulked at the beautiful logistics officer.

She sat on her back and lay on the bed, still looking at Da Luo with her eyebrows raised: "What are you doing with me?

Da Luo pursed his mouth, put the wine glass on the TV table, pinched his waist, and let out a long sigh, facing the wall and not knowing what to do.

The logistics officer got up from the bed, took the black notebook in his hand, opened it and walked over: "Luo Aiguo, tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, the glazed entertainment city on Huanhai Avenue by the sea, they have a meeting there." It's a nightclub, your favorite. ”

Da Luo watched the logistics officer walk out of the room, looked at the wet red wine on the carpet, and the crumpled sheets, and shouted angrily at the empty door corridor: "What nightclub is open at ten o'clock in the morning! What logistics officer, are you?"

"Third Base Wonder General Logistics Officer!" the beautiful woman bounced out of her head from one side, leaned back in response, and disappeared again after speaking.

Da Luo opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but swallowed back heavily, he was angry and had nowhere to vent, grabbed the red wine glass and poured it into his mouth vigorously, a drop of red wine stuck to the wall of the glass and did not slide down. He stuck out his tongue and licked it a few times, so much that he couldn't do it.

At this time, the logistics officer poked his head out again: "Please pay attention to your image!"

"You..."

"Good night, good dreams, bye~~"

"You're too much of a deceitful person!" Da Luo raised his hand, and the door slammed shut.

Tong Chao came out of a street park near the sea, with a pile of dirt in the dirt behind a bench. Shake your head a few times, take off your shirt and shake the dust a few times, turn over and put it back on.

He continued to jump and jump down the street.

Coming to the front desk of a hotel, Tong Chao touched a banknote and slapped it on the front desk: "Make a call." ”

"Hello sir, we do not have a public phone here. ”

"Make a call!" Tong Chao slapped another hundred-yuan bill.

The front desk waiter is a girl, and most of the scenes I saw were on TV.

Tong Chao felt bored, and poked his head directly: "Girl, let's say, how much do you want?"

"I want to..."

A waitress came out of the hallway on the side of the lobby, saw the scene, pointed at the girl and rushed over.

The waitress hurriedly greeted her and said anxiously: "Honey is not what you think, you listen to my explanation!"

Tong Chao stretched out his arm and grabbed the phone inside, and dialed the number: "Hey, Qidong, I, your brother Long, I met those people I mentioned to you before." Well, just one, check it out for me and see if it's coming for me. ”

Qidong was staying in the store and playing games, and Lian Xing and Huaiming had already fallen asleep.

After receiving the instructions on the phone, he immediately zoomed out everything on the computer screen, pressed the keyboard a few times, several windows popped up on the screen, and a satellite map-style picture appeared.

"Brother, it's not for you, it's just a coincidence! They came with dozens of people, and they didn't contact the local police, as if they were arresting someone. But it's not your message, it's a woman's name, Xiangzhi Lili!"

"Understand, check this person, tomorrow you and Huaiming will rest, go out and look for your replacement, Lian Xing Shoudian. Bye!"

The waitress and the man were still arguing crookedly, Tong Chao held two hundred-yuan bills between his two fingers, waved his hand at this side and said: "Little beauty, thank you so much for free, it's so good to me, love you!"

Tong Chao winked evilly and strode out of the hotel quickly.

The girl raised her hand and wanted to chase after Tong Chao to explain: "Hey, sir, sir, you can't just leave like this!"

As soon as he went out, the copper dynasty had long since disappeared. The boy shouted and rushed over: "You're gone, you're still chasing me, you haven't chased me like that!"

The girl had a hard time arguing, so she could only show an embarrassed expression and stomp her feet angrily.

At dawn the next day, the Tong Dynasty was waiting at the location that Wu Qidong found, Glazed Entertainment City!

When a few guys who were not men or women came in from outside, it was about eight o'clock, and they entered the entertainment city, and it was already rest time.

Tong Chao wore a cleaner's clothes and cleaned with his head down.

The guys, who were neither men nor women, spoke in the voice of a male duck as soon as they opened their mouths, and said to the waiter inside: "There are not many good colors, and there are too many to come; ”

After listening to this, the waiter nodded.

After a while, a slightly bloated middle-aged woman appeared, holding a cigar like a stick in her mouth and a bright silver cane in her hand. As she walked, she shook her cane, and when she got over, her voice became even more poignant.

As if it was the voice behind the card, she said with her fat little mouth with a friendly face: "Didn't you say that it was ten o'clock? Ah? Is it because the police in Jingyue City get up late so early? Ten o'clock, ten o'clock is ten o'clock! I'm hungry, and I have to go to breakfast." ”

Tong Chao squatted down and grabbed the plastic garbage on the ground with both hands, held it and put it in the trash can, followed by bending over, dragging the trash can with a floor wheel in the direction of the bathroom.

Those guys, who are neither male nor female, with all kinds of big curly hair on their heads, shouted when they saw Tong Chao: "Oh, Aunt Auntie, you come, you come." ”

Tong Chao couldn't help but smile and walked over, nodding and hunching.

I saw him spit on the trash can in his hand, and shook the back of his hand: "Go, go, thank you, Auntie." ”

Tong Chao scolded in his heart: Are your eyeballs second-hand? Lao Tzu is such a gentleman, he actually calls me aunt? Does your retina have its own synthetic special effects?