At about five o'clock in the afternoon, the train entered the capital city limits, and another place in the sleeper compartment was vacant again.

Looking at the bustling crowd not far away and looking at the gray sky outside, Cao Yukun raised the topic: "Hey, just rush to the blue sky and fresh air in Yanggu Village, if you develop tourism, maybe it's really a road." ”

Chu Tianqi said: "The scenery there is indeed good, and the air is good, but the traffic is blocked, the roads are difficult, and the related supporting facilities are not perfect, especially there is no electricity, and many corresponding things are not easy to solve." There is still a long way to go to develop tourism. ”

"Lao Chu, I remember before I went there, but some people said that there were blue skies and blue waters, and there were groups of beautiful women. As a result, in addition to the blue sky and the relatively clear water, the most impressive thing is the fleas and stinky livestock dung. There are just no beauties. Pei Xiaojun brought up the old account.

"You also admit that the sky is blue and the water is blue, right?" Chu Tianqi raised his eyebrows, "Is Teacher Hou a beauty?"

Pei Xiaojun responded: "Teacher Hou is good, but it's just one person." ”

"Although the head of Qi Min Township is a little older, he is hardworking, simple, and has the common people in his heart, isn't this kind of person beautiful? Those little girls in Yangjiao Village Primary School have a strong desire for knowledge, love teachers, and love their hometown, aren't they little beauties? Are the sincere and honest emotions of rural people really true? The simple, sunny, and youthful atmosphere of rural girls is not beautiful compared to those vulgar and mediocre fans?" Chu Tianqi asked again and again.

Cao Yukun pointed at the other party: "Lao Chu, if you hadn't said anything about the pleasant scenery, delicacies and wild meat, and groups of beautiful women, I might not have gotten there." In the end, you are all foolish, all far-fetched, and you are clearly using a plan to get away with it, you guy is really cunning. ”

Chu Tianqi shot back: "You kid is really cheap and good." Do the paste potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, and corn flour tortillas taste right? Are the vegetables fragrant in the big pot? Huoxiang licorice tea doesn't work? Isn't this all mountain delicacies? You feel the blue water and blue water, and you have also come into contact with a lot of beautiful women, and you are too dissatisfied. ”

"You are obviously changing the concept, let me ask you, there are so many beautiful photos on your computer, you want to have a face and a figure, you can say that you are a beautiful girl in the countryside, why haven't I seen any of them?" Cao Yukun sighed, "Hey, blame me for not being afraid of making friends." I believed it at the time, thinking that what Lao Pei said was true, but I didn't expect Lao Pei to let Lao Chu buy it earlier, and he was a trust for Lao Chu. ”

Pei Xiaojun hurriedly said: "Lao Cao, I didn't lie to you, that's what Lao Chu said at that time, and I was also fooled by Lao Chu." ”

Chu Tianqi smiled "hehe": "You two are talking about the picture, let me declare, I didn't fool you." I said, 'These are the girls I saw in the countryside,' but I didn't say that the girls lived there every day. The main reason is that I didn't catch the right time this time, if I was a few months late, I would have been able to see it if I caught up with the model contest. Of course, it may not be in the countryside of Qiaoshan County, but it may be seen in the countryside of Chengkang City. ”

Chu Tianqi is not groundless, the pictures on his computer were all transmitted to him by Li Jian, and they were taken by Li Jian and Li Aijia when they went to watch the model competition.

Cao Yukun snorted: "Professional model, isn't this fooling me?"

Chu Tianqi also "hummed" and said: "Lao Cao, I just said it to Lao Pei, so I didn't mention a word to you." ”

"Lao Chu is just clever and calling, and he doesn't tell the truth at all. Pei Xiaojun replied.

Cao Yukun nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, Lao Chu is a slippery head, and turning around is a ghost idea, and there are a lot of bad water." ”

Of course, Chu Tianqi did not accept the "accusation" of the two: "You must speak according to your conscience, you two don't wronged good people, that is, you two are obedient and don't listen clearly." Besides, there is one more thing, why don't you two say it? The document I showed Lao Pei at that time was absolutely true. It is a document issued by the party Central Committee, and there will be no fakes, right? There is a special clause in the document, which is to give more important opportunities to party members and cadres who have worked in poor areas and tempered in difficult areas, and to promote these comrades to more important posts.

To be honest, for a person like me, who came out of the countryside and worked at the grassroots level for many years, there is no shortage of this resume. On the contrary, those of you who were born and raised in big cities need such opportunities even more. While a rural survey won't fill the gap, it will open up a path for both of you to improve yourself, which may benefit you both for life. From this point of view, I am the Bole who helps you both to be more proficient, and it is not an exaggeration to call me a mentor. ”

Cao Yukun said: "Lao Chu, my brain can't catch up with you, anyway, whatever you say is reasonable." This resume has really filled in the gaps for both of us, and it has also made us both gain a lot. But your reputation for this great fool is not wronged at all. You also said that you know about the flea god and what flea runes you can get, but you were really blindsided by you at first, and you were scared a lot. But the more I think about it, the more wrong it becomes, what you say is clearly ghosts, monsters, foxes, and feudal superstitions. ”

Pei Xiaojun also agreed: "That's it." As long as we don't get bitten by fleas, you say that the flea god is in charge and is stopped by your rune. As soon as we were bitten by fleas, you prevaricated with us doing bad things. Anyway, it makes sense inside and out, and it is blocked at both ends. ”

"Then let me ask you, when you were at Shao Wanfu's house, except for one night when you were bitten, the rest of the time was safe, right?" Chu Tianqi asked rhetorically.

Cao Yukun said: "This is the truth, but I just don't understand, how soon I leave his house, it won't work when I go to the village committee, don't talk about eating chicken." I know you're playing tricks, but I don't understand why. ”

"Well, now it's time to uncover the mystery, so let the mountain man speak slowly. On the night you were bitten, it rained a little at night, and the tide returned, and you both felt that the straw mat under the mattress smelled strong, so they threw it on the ground in the middle of the night. The next morning, as soon as I heard the two of you talk about the situation, I saw the straw mat on the ground again, and I understood what was going on. I know that what I say to you directly, you may not believe it, let alone listen to me, so I concocted a flea god. During the day that day, the two of you happened to have heat stroke, and when you returned to Shao Wanfu's house for dinner, you went directly to the main room. But I went directly to the west room on the pretext of washing my face, and while you were not there, I put two straw mats under your mattresses.

I don't know what's on the straw mat, but the smell of it makes me sure it must be an anti-flea herb. On the night of the village council, without this medicine mat, we were naturally infested with fleas. The flea god is the straw mat, but when the weather is dry, the smell is small, and you can't feel its existence. In fact, it's as simple as that, but you two have ghosts in your hearts, so you will naturally be suspicious. Chu Tianqi said proudly.

Pei Xiaojun said scoffingly: "No wonder." I think you kid must have fooled a lot of people with this kind of thing when he was an official in the county, right?"

As the saying goes, 'Don't you do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts calling the door.'" Chu Tianqi sneered.

"Lao Chu, you also admit it, you are the ghost who called the door in the middle of the night, the big fool ghost. Cao Yukun pointed at the other party and laughed.

The "Hahaha......" box was filled with hearty laughter again.

……

Just when Chu Tianqi and others talked about this rural investigation, ridiculed some of these interesting stories, and returned with a lot of gains, some people were worried about the return of the three people.

The nerve-wracking person is a woman who is talking to someone else on the phone.

The woman said into the microphone: "They are this morning's train, and now it is estimated that it is almost there*, and they should go to work tomorrow." ”

The other party's voice came: "Then do you think you have achieved your goal?"

The woman said, "I think it should be about the same." Do you think, those two are gentlemen, and the kid surnamed Chu is full of personality, can they listen to the surname Chu? I thought that those two boys might not go, but they did, and they must have gone with anger. The two of them have the temper of the young master, and the boy surnamed Chu also feels good about himself, so when the three guys get together, can they urinate in a pot?"

The other party "snorted": "I have done things in my head." Those two boys are indeed playboys, and the surname Chu is indeed self-righteous, they are obviously not all the way. But the news that they couldn't get out of the way, and they embarrassed the surnamed Chu, but in the end they went, don't you think there is evil nature here? They set out on 6 June and stayed in the countryside for more than 20 days, and the countryside is no poorer than the city, especially the place where they went. But those two gentlemen didn't run away, they actually persevered, if they hadn't received a phone call, they didn't know how long they would have stayed, isn't this abnormal?

'If something goes wrong, it will be a demon', 'leather pants and cotton pants, there must be a reason', these vernacular words contain profound philosophies, and you have to figure out the deep meaning. Let's not talk about the two playboys, just from the surname Chu Weiren, I am afraid that there will inevitably be mistakes in this investigation. That kid is a ghost, it's a ghost idea in a blink of an eye, and he pretends to be very innocent on the surface, looking like a decent gentleman, he can fool very much, that is a big fool ghost. ”

"Big fool? After a pause, the woman tentatively asked, "What is the ...... between you and the Great Fool?"

"Don't ask what you shouldn't. The other party interrupted in a deep voice, "Doing your own thing is more important than anything else, and you don't talk about anything else." ”

"Okay. The woman's tone was very good, "So what should I do next?"

"You always ask what to do, what to do, you just don't use your brain. The other party reprimanded, "Things are dead, but people are alive." What to do depends on the situation, or let's see what their situation is. In particular, we must pay special attention to the big fool ghost, and judge whether what he is telling is really the truth. ”

The woman's voice was very cautious: "Okay, then I'll ......" Halfway through the words, the woman stopped, because there was already a "pop" sound in the microphone, and the other party had already hung up the phone.