The next morning, the Wei brothers and sisters got up for breakfast, and saw a plate of peeled raw garlic on the table, and they had an ominous premonition in their hearts.

"What's the fuss, eat garlic!" After Qin Hao finished speaking, he pinched a garlic head and threw it into his mouth and chewed it with a click.

"What the hell, is this the latest addition to breakfast?"

"No, this is the latest standard for three meals. ”

"Can you drive away ghosts by eating like this?"

"I don't know, anyway, I bought a little too much, and it's a waste to put it away, so let's eat and play first, what if it's useful?"

"What if...... Then I still won't eat it. ”

Qin Hao swallowed the minced garlic, knocked on the cup and said solemnly: "Young man, your mind is very dangerous! Do you know why so many people buy lottery tickets, it is because a promising person will not give up any possibility of success!"

Well, it makes sense, I'm speechless, so can't I eat......

Wei Xueling wore casual clothes today, wearing a light-colored silk sportswear, looking vigorous and delicate.

"Cousin, what's the matter with your big bag of glutinous rice?" Wei Chunhui asked, pointing to the big bag in the passenger seat.

"Try it, it's not worth much anyway, what if it's useful. ”

"What if...... What do you think about dealing with pigtailed zombies? ”

Qin Hao tapped the brakes and said solemnly: "Young man, don't be so narrow-minded, use your imagination, since vampires and zombies both have long teeth, it means that they have something in common, and it also means that they may have the same pain points!"

Well, whatever you say, it's not me who fights ghosts anyway.

After a moment of silence, Wei Chunhui provoked the topic again: "Cousin, you did the work of changing the new school uniforms for the girls in our school, right?"

"Hmm, what kind of uniform, what does that have to do with me?"

"Cousin, don't pretend, the person who is willing to do this kind of super injustice must have done a lot of bad things, and you are the only one who has just done a big bad thing in the school recently! And it is rumored that your eyes always like to look lower when you walk, so you have full motivation, hehehe. ”

How can I refute this, it seems that there is no way to refute it at all. Qin Hao kicked the floor oil, the car slammed away, and the huge inertia directly stuffed Wei Chunhui's outstretched neck back.

"By the way, cousin, today is the school's monthly examination commendation meeting, your review book should be ready, right?"

"What are you talking about, didn't the commendation conference start yesterday?" Qin Hao clearly remembered that the commendation conference should have been held yesterday, and he just happened to go to the Green Energy Group to put out the fire, and he escaped the catastrophe perfectly.

"The plan was yesterday, but there was a tragedy at the door yesterday, so the conference was temporarily canceled and postponed to today's opening, don't you know?"

"Now I know!" "Daddy, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse that can't be avoided, it's just a curse......

At nine o'clock in the morning, the auditorium of Nanhua No. 1 Middle School was full of people, more than 10,000 people were crowded inside, even if all the air conditioners were turned on at full power, they would still feel stuffy, only Qin Hao felt a cold swish on his back.

In this colorful and jubilant commendation meeting, the finale turned out to be not a collective oath and signature activity, but a public review by one person. Qin Hao felt that this was enough to cheat his father!

However, there was even more cheating, as soon as he took his seat, the head teacher handed over a review book that had been written!

This review is written very profoundly, it is simply a confession, and the thought of going on stage can definitely make the listener sad and the listener cry.

An hour and a half later, the lengthy commendation rally was drawing to a close. Under the repeated calls of the host, under the hot gaze of the audience, Qin Hao walked onto the rostrum with extremely heavy steps.

At the moment when he walked in front of the microphone, the lights of the audience suddenly dimmed, and the snow-white spotlight lit up and covered Qin Hao in the pillar of light. Qin Hao's face turned green, who is this, this is too special, this is a review, a fart spotlight!

Forget it, are you afraid of breaking the jar, you want to embarrass me, right, then brother will let you see the new height of shamelessness!

"Good morning, teachers, students...... It's not my business, I'm not good anyway. Today, at the invitation of the departments concerned, I have come to the stage to set a negative example for everyone, with the aim of making those who want to learn good learn from them as a warning and those who want to learn from bad ones as a guide. ”

"First of all, I'm too lazy to memorize the manuscript, so please allow me to take out the review book prepared for me by a professional. This review is written so profoundly that it has the function of enlightening sentient beings like a Buddhist sutra, and I feel that it is not enough to just recite it with my mouth, but I am too lazy to let me recite it a second time. So, I have made a wise decision, I will eat it, let it melt in my bloody night, so that it can make me constantly transform and improve day and night, forever and ever!"

Before the words fell, I saw him crumpling the review book in his hand, opening his mouth and stuffing it in, with a pious and enjoyable expression, chewing for a whole minute.

The friends were stunned, and even Wu Caicai, who had read countless bad students, almost dropped his jaw.

Looking at Qin Hao's face again, there was no emotional fluctuation, he picked up the microphone, aimed at the spotlight and threw it away, and with a "bang", it was pitch black on the rostrum. Qin Hao sneered in the dark: "Hmph, I want to see my brother's jokes, see how my brother suffocates you!"

By the time the lights came on, Qin Hao had already disappeared, and everyone was looking around, trying to find him. All the students thought he was so cool that they wanted to say to him in person: "You are cheating!" All the teachers were so angry that they wanted to re-educate him immediately.

At this time, Qin Hao was already outside the auditorium, making a phone call with a wicked smile on his face.

"I said Little Bear, my brother's performance today is wonderful, right?"

"Boss, it's wonderful, your review is simply unprecedented, it can be called a precedent for spiritual review, presumably this time you will be popular all over the country!"

"Oh? Then I'll be relieved, remember to collect the money, this time I want to leave a little more for the three live broadcast monsters, they work hard for us, it's not easy, and we need to cooperate with them more in the future, we can't do the thing of unloading the mill and killing the donkey, understand?"

They are very sensible, and they have expressed their desire to strengthen cooperation with the boss!"

Hmph, of course they want to cooperate. Although eighty percent of the reward money earned was taken away by me, the fans who rose were their own, and no one could take it away. In the long run, the biggest beneficiaries are the three live broadcast monsters. At most, Qin Hao just made a few quick bucks, and fast money comes and goes faster.

Qin Hao whistled proudly on the empty campus, and said in his heart: I think my little flower snake is also a well-known figure in the rivers and lakes, and it is not impossible to lose my face, but there is no free lunch in the world, my face is expensive, and it will be millions of minutes to show my face!

What if you don't look handsome, at least my brother is thick-skinned enough, who is the most profitable these days? The more shameless people are, the more profitable they are! Therefore, the online live broadcast industry in China has become the hardest hit area for selling ugly and showing off IQ.