As soon as Qin Hao's butt touched the stool, he slammed his head on the table and fell asleep.

Seeing this, the duty officer directly wrote skillfully in the record book: Qin Hao went to class and slept again.

"Classmate Qin Hao!"

"Hello teacher, I'm a little cold today, can I lie down on the table?"

"Huh......" Suddenly there were boos in the classroom, and they all said secretly: Your excuse has been used for more than half a month, and it has never worked, can't you change the reason, you are disgusting.

"Qin Hao, don't be afraid, this class is to praise you!"

Is this the latest criticism?

Although Qin Hao's results in this monthly exam still need to be improved, the highlights are also very prominent, such as his English score was full and tied for the first place in the grade with He in Class 5. Please applaud him!"

However, the classroom that had been noisy just now suddenly became unusually quiet, and only the embarrassed applause of the English teacher rang out weakly.

Qin Hao's face was dark, so he didn't give any face to his classmates? Don't you just think that I copied He Yi's answer? Wrong! Brother not only didn't copy her, but also was very enthusiastic and secretly helped her change an answer, otherwise she would be the second, and the brother would be the real first!

You guys, are you completely forgotten, the head teacher introduced me on the day my brother just came back, I'm an overseas Chinese who returned to China, and it's good to have a problem if you don't get a full score in English. You can't pretend you can't see my shining point just because I'm counting down all the other subjects!

The monthly exam is crossed by students from all classes, and Qin Hao's table mate happens to be the number one student in class five - He Yiyi.

It was a girl with a good face and delicate facial features, because of her darker complexion, she looked too inconspicuous in the group of girls who were generally white. If you use retouching software to sharpen your skin, it will definitely kill a few streets of disaster-level beauties in seconds, and it will be easy to capture the school flower list.

"Teacher, look at it, these classmates have a deep misunderstanding of me, I feel like I have been hit by 10,000 critical points, and my whole person has been hollowed out......"

"Uh...... Then, in order to show the reward, this class will not punish you for standing, so get a good night's sleep!" the English teacher expressed helplessness, and this was the first time she had encountered such a situation. Secret Dao: There is no one who has a bad reputation like this.

Qin Hao slept for a while, was in good spirits, and woke up on time in the beautiful bell of the end of class.

"I'm going to have dinner with Team Wang at noon, you can do it yourself!" Wen Xiaowan dropped a sentence, shook her hair in a dashing manner, and walked away, leaving Qin Hao with a sad face.

This, can you notify me in advance if you don't give you food, do you really haven't brought a penny, do you want me to go to the ice and snow beauty to ask for food? For a long time, I, Qin Hao, will not ask her to eat half a mouthful of food even if I starve to death!

Alas, although there is no food to eat, but the cafeteria still has to go, even if you watch others eat, swallow some saliva to fill your stomach for a while.

At the gate of the cafeteria, Qin Hao lowered his head slightly, his eyes swept around seriously, not knowing what interesting things he was looking for. At this time, He still approached from behind him and called out, "Classmate Qin Hao!"

"Huh?" Qin Hao seemed to be greatly frightened, his face was swollen red, his movements were out of order, and he was speechless, looking like he had been caught in the process of doing something wrong.

He still next to him looked at him like a thief, and said in his heart: Sure enough, it's him!

"Classmate Qin Hao, I'm very serious to tell you, it's wrong for you to do that, you hurt my self-esteem!" He still looked at him like a torch, and Qin Hao, who was weak in his heart, was powerless to parry.

"He is still a classmate, although we have been at the same table for a short time, but we can't talk nonsense about hurt, this broad daylight, in full view, even if I have a colored heart, I don't have that lustful guts······ Oh no! I don't even have a color center. ”

He still has a black line, how can you be so good at this product, your family sells Lanzhou ramen! is still short-lived at the same table, and no one in my sister's entire family has ascended to heaven at the age of 100, so it's better to die in a hurry.

"I'm talking about the answer sheet, why are you changing my answer sheet!" "I don't know what answer I chose? Do you think I'll be grateful to you for helping me correct my mistakes? Wrong! I still don't accept anyone's handouts even if I drive a donkey cart to sell sweet potatoes!

"It's wrong, how can I change it, I obviously changed it when I saw it, I can't help it, I have a serious obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's something that can't be wrong, hehehe. ”

"Hehe, you don't usually wash your face and rub mud, your skin can be thick like this!"

He still squinted at this nonsense person, this guy with a score of 5 in mathematics could still say that he couldn't see mistakes. Forget it, give up the communication.

Qin Hao saw that He was still about to leave, so he hurriedly strode after him, "Classmate He, maybe there is something wrong with the way I helped, but my spirit of solidarity and mutual assistance should be worthy of recognition, so you see, can you also help me?"

"Speak human words!"

"Why don't you just treat me to dinner?"

"Mean, keep up, lest people say I'm not righteous!"

Qin Hao hesitated for a moment, then readily agreed? There must be a demon when something goes wrong······ However, if you want to come and eat, you can't make any waves.

"Auntie, have a white rice, don't want vegetables, and don't want vegetable juice!"

Huh? There really is this kind of operation, isn't this a stalk in the joke!

"Take it, if you don't want me, I'll let my aunt pour it back, I have to sell half a catty of sweet potatoes for this dollar!"

Hmph, why don't you just invite you to dinner, my sister can still afford it, as for the dishes, I'm sorry, my sister really can't afford to invite me!

Well, white rice is white rice, I think when I was training for survival in the wilderness, I ate raw meat for a month in a row, and I thought that white rice could really make my mouth water. But it can't be so cheap, this chick.

I saw Qin Hao pick a seat directly opposite He and sit down, taking out soy sauce, cumin, mustard and a lighter.

Why is it still fun to watch, this is the rhythm of fried rice with a lighter?

At this time, Qin Hao took out his finale delicacy - a piece of rat jerky! This delicate piece of jerky successfully attracted He Ying's attention, and Qin Hao even heard her gurgling sound of saliva.

Qin Hao enjoyed it very much, whistled, put the jerky on the lighter and roasted it for a while, and the fragrance immediately flew out, sprinkled with a little cumin, drizzled with a few drops of soy sauce, and dipped in a little mustard. The corners of He Yi's mouth finally overflowed with saliva, and it was successful!

It's time to catch it, I saw Qin Hao take a bite with great enjoyment, and specially slowed down the tearing action, the elegant and beautiful action made people have a great appetite, and He still drooled more and more······

At this moment, Qin Hao said the earth-shattering words: "Rat meat is really the most delicious meat on the earth, and this skinned live dried rat meat is really the best in the world!"

"Vomit, vomit, vomit!" He was still tragic, and a strong torrent poured out of his mouth.

Then, the whole table was in tragedy. Then, the entire first floor was tragic. Qin Hao raised his eyes and sighed, this is the legendary domino effect, it's really spectacular!