Chapter Twenty-Seven: Sometimes Cheap Mouths Can Be Fatal

"Alas, no, this is a good sign!" The middle-aged man smiled and waved his hand, and said, "Uncle Nine, come, blow it out, as soon as the candle is extinguished, there is a son and a daughter-in-law!"

"My master doesn't have a son!" Ah Qiang said with a cheap smile, and the smiling faces of everyone on the table suddenly froze.

Looking at Ah Qiang's appearance of talking and couldn't help his brain, the corners of Zhou Heng's eyes twitched. If you don't do it, you won't die.

Seeing his master's eyebrows upside down and looking at him with a sneer, Ah Qiang finally realized the seriousness of the matter, and hurriedly replied with a smile on his face: "My master treats me like a son!"

Uncle Nine had long been accustomed to the stinky mouth of his apprentice, and after glaring at him, he didn't care, but got up with a smile and blew out the candles on the cake in one go.

"Okay, good!" Seeing Uncle Nine blowing out the candles, everyone applauded, and then picked up the chopsticks on the table, and sang a birthday song while knocking rhythmically: "I wish you a happy birthday and a happy birthday, every year has today, every year has a ...... today"

"It's not this, it's not this ......" Suddenly, Ah Qiang stretched out his hand and waved his hand and shook it at everyone, in the incomprehensible gaze of everyone, Ah Qiang suddenly paused, brewed his expression, stretched out his hand to hug his master, and sang with a tender face: "There is only a master in the world, and the apprentice of the master is like a treasure, thrown into the arms of the master, and the happy baby ......"

Looking at the tenderness, as if a child was singing Ah Qiang's own adaptation of "Only the Master is Good in the World", everyone couldn't help but be dumbfounded, if this was the background of a cartoon, Zhou Heng believed that now all the people present would have a huge bead of sweat painted on their heads, and Ah Qiang's head was painted with a crow, plus the words "stupid, stupid ......".

"Papapa, yes, yes, come on, cheers, cheers!" He clapped his palms, then picked up the wine glass and smiled at the stunned everyone, as if he had done something great.

Everyone came back to their senses, and it was not easy to save Uncle Jiu's face, and they put on smiling faces again one by one. He raised his glass and drank it with a smile.

After drinking, the middle-aged comprador Hong looked at Zhou Heng, who was sitting next to Uncle Jiu and hadn't spoken much, and suddenly said, "Uncle Jiu, who is this little brother?"

"Oh, you didn't come just now, you forgot to introduce it. This little brother's name is Zhou Heng, and he is a young talent who has just returned to China, and this time our village was able to repel the horse thieves so smoothly, thanks to the help of this little brother!" Uncle Nine introduced to everyone with a smile.

"Oh, I heard in the morning that there was a young man from our village who was very strong in martial arts, and he was very powerful last night. Kill the leader of the horse thieves, it turns out to be you, little brother, disrespectful! Disrespectful! Come, I will toast you!" When comprador Hong heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he raised the full wine glass in his hand and said happily.

"Don't dare. Don't dare, please!" Zhou Heng also hurriedly raised his glass, touched it with comprador Hong Xu, and drank the wine in the cup in one gulp.

"Okay, the little brother is really bold!" Seeing Zhou Heng drink it dry, comprador Hong snorted, tilted his head, and drank the wine too.

After all, this is Uncle Jiu's birthday banquet, and after the two of them finished drinking, one of the squires saw Ah Qiang's performance just now. looked at Ah Qiang and said with a smile: "Ah Qiang, seeing that you sang so affectionately just now, what do you give him for your master's birthday?"

"Aha!" Hearing the man say this, Cuong snorted. With a smile on his face, he took out a small red bag from his pocket and said, "Master, it's a little meaning!"

Hearing Ah Qiang's words, the corners of Zhou Heng's mouth twitched slightly, it was indeed a small meaning, and there was a copper coin in the bag.

"I'll see what it is!" Uncle Nine took it and was about to open it to see what was inside, Ah Qiang held his hand with a smile and said, "Master, go back and dismantle it again, go back and dismantle it again!"

"Well, guess what's inside?" said a squire sitting next to comprador Hong, looking at the small bag in Uncle Jiu's hand.

"Such a small bag, it is estimated to be a piece of jade!" comprador Hong said thoughtfully.

Uncle Nine slapped Ah Qiang's hand away, opened it and took a look, only to see an old copper coin with a round square hole lying quietly in the small bag.

"Is it jade, is it jade!" the squire asked with a smile as he looked at Uncle Nine.

"Anything goes!" Uncle Nine forced a smile on his face, put away the small bag, and turned his eyes to the big red box placed under Ah Qiang.

"Oh!" Ah Qiang immediately understood, smiled and picked up the big red box on the ground, handed it over, and said with a smile: "The small one is just a snack, and the big one is the main dish, come, master!"

Uncle Nine saw the big red box handed over by Ah Qiang, and the anger that he saw just now that there was only one copper coin also disappeared slightly, nodded, and said with some satisfaction: "Well, you are a little filial!"

"Alas, what do you say this box is?" Seeing Uncle Nine unpacking the big red box, the other squire also raised his eyebrows curiously at the person next to him and asked.

"Oh, that bag is jade just now, this box is so big, it's amazing!" the other squire nodded.

"Yes, yes, that's great!" the other squires responded.

Listening to the words of the squire next to him, Uncle Nine also picked up the lid of the big red box with hope, but saw a plastic standing fist inside.

Uncle Nine was stunned, and before he could see what it was, suddenly the standing fist bounced up with a "bang", and a punch hit the face of Nine Fists.

Everyone was immediately stunned by Ah Qiang's gift, and they were dumbfounded and stared at it one by one.

"Unbelievable, unbelievable!"

"Unbelievable, unbelievably ......"

Uncle Nine pouted and looked at Ah Qiang, who turned around and shrunk his head, the look on his face became colder and colder, and suddenly, Uncle Nine suddenly laughed gloomily, laughing so that everyone at the table was terrified.

"Hey, Uncle Nine rarely laughs like this!"

"yes, yes!"

"Last year he laughed like this, and several died! It's true, I didn't lie to you!"

"There is a knife hidden in the smile!" Ah Qiang listened to Uncle Jiu's terrible laughter, goosebumps rose, he shrank his head and turned back, took the automatic fist spring gloves that were still on Uncle Jiu's lap and took them, and said with a bitter smile: "Master, this thing is not fun, I'll buy you another fun one." ”

"Okay, but you don't have to come back here, I'll wait for me to play with you when I'm done buying it!"

"Oh!" Qiang replied, stood up with a bitter face and walked out.

"I'm sorry, the scoundrel is stubborn, let you see the joke!" Uncle Nine watched Ah Qiang walk out, and then he hugged his fists and smiled.

"It's okay, it's okay!" everyone said they didn't dare, and they didn't dare to touch Uncle Jiu's brow at this time.

"Uncle Nine, today is your birthday, and I don't have any preparations, this piece of jade is given to Uncle Nine, I hope you will be as blessed as the East China Sea, and your longevity will be better than Nanshan!" Seeing that the atmosphere was a little depressing, Zhou Hengcai, who had been sitting on the side and watching the play for a long time, took out a jade pendant from his waist and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

"Oh, what a beautiful piece of mutton fat white jade!"

"What a beautiful carver!"

When Uncle Nine saw the jade handed over by Zhou Heng, he was stunned, and then quickly shook his head and pushed the jade pendant back and said, "No, no, this gift is too valuable, I can't accept it, little brother Zhou should put it away!"

"How can the things that were sent out be taken back, Uncle Nine, you should still accept it!" Zhou Heng sent the jade pendant over again.

"No, no!" Uncle Nine insisted on not accepting it.

"Today is Uncle Jiu's birthday, how can there be any reason not to accept gifts, this must be accepted. Zhou Heng didn't plan to take it back.

The two pushed back and forth, and in the end, Uncle Jiu, who couldn't refuse, still put away the jade pendant, planning to return it to Zhou Heng after the birthday banquet.

"Come, come, come, drink, drink!"

The dishes soon came up, and everyone chatted while eating and drinking.

Bang Bang Bang ---

Suddenly, there was a thunderous applause from downstairs, which suddenly surprised the upstairs.

"Why is it so noisy downstairs!" Uncle Nine frowned as he listened to the applause coming from downstairs.

"So happy, it must be a flowing water feast, come, eat, eat!" said a squire, as he ate.

Only Zhou Heng picked up the corners of his mouth slightly while picking up vegetables, he knew that Ah Qiang must have been rectified by the two ghosts raised by Maoshan Ming, but he had a bad sense of Ah Qiang, and he was willing to see him be taught a lesson.

Everyone also drank a glass of wine, and suddenly, Ah Qiang's voice came: "Master, help, help!"

"Not good!" Hearing the voice of his apprentice, Uncle Nine immediately stood up from his chair and rushed out.