Chapter 24: Help you become handsome

Huang Xiaoqiang glanced at Yang Xiuyuan when he heard this, and shook his head:

"Beauty, you don't have a good eye for picking a boyfriend. How can he protect you when he's so thin? Look at how strong my brother's muscles are? Either you break up with him, right?"

Zhuang Mengdie shook her head:

"No way, I'll recognize him in my life! Unless he's dead, I won't change him!"

The three words "he died", Zhuang Mengdie deliberately said it very seriously, and Yang Xiuyuan suddenly looked painful, which clearly made the family play me to death!

This little rich woman can be punished!

Huang Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows in surprise, and looked at Yang Jingxian again:

"Where's this beauty? You're still single, right?"

Yang Jingxian shook her head and also pointed to Yang Xiuyuan:

"He's also my boyfriend, and I won't break up with him unless he's dead. ”

"Shhh

Huang Xiaoqiang gasped, looked Yang Xiuyuan up and down in disbelief, wondering what kind of ability this guy has to make two such superb girls die for him?

Could it be that he is very big?

After pondering for a moment, Huang Xiaoqiang pointed at Yang Xiuyuan:

"Boy, did you hear that? The two beauties said they would consider me as long as you died. Say, how do you want to die?"

Yang Xiuyuan smiled and said:

"I don't want to die yet. ”

Huang Xiaoqiang's eyes widened:

"If Lao Tzu wants you to die, you have to die! If you know each other, you will do it yourself, don't wait for Lao Tzu to do it, otherwise I will beat you to death with my fists, it's very cruel!"

Yang Xiuyuan said:

"Why don't I take you as an apprentice? So that I can teach you how to make women die for you?

"This ......" Huang Xiaoqiang's eyes flashed, and he was really moved.

Thinking about this guy's right, if you learn the book of pickling girls from him, won't you be able to get the best girls in the future? That means the sexual blessings of the second half of your life!

"You don't have the qualifications to accept Lao Tzu as an apprentice, but if you teach me the Pickle Girl Treasure Book, I can consider sparing your life. ”

"Well, that's fine. But my pickled girl book is an ancestral heirloom, and it must not be passed on, if you call me grandpa, I will teach you, how about it?" Yang Xiuyuan said happily.

"Yo he, are you really not afraid of death or what? Find it, right?" Huang Xiaoqiang said and rolled up his sleeves to get started.

Yang Xiuyuan raised his hands in surrender:

"Okay, okay, then I'll tell you. But I can only tell you one person, you come here, and I will whisper to you. ”

"Okay!" Huang Xiaoqiang ran in front of Yang Xiuyuan in three steps and two steps, and waited with his ears sideways.

When several of his companions saw this scene, they all pricked up their ears, hoping that if they could learn a trick and a half, they would not have to worry about women in the second half of their lives.

Seeing this, Zhuang Mengdie's girls couldn't help but look at each other.

They said that it was Yang Xiuyuan's boyfriend, but they just forced Yang Xiuyuan to teach Huang Xiaoqiang a lesson, could it be that this guy really knows what tricks to pick up girls?

Just as he was puzzled, he heard a crisp sound of "pop", and Huang Xiaoqiang received a solid slap, and the slap was quite heavy, and it hit Huang Xiaoqiang's eyes with gold stars.

When he came back to his senses, Huang Xiaoqiang suddenly became angry and pointed at Yang Xiuyuan:

"Grass and mud horses, you dare to beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to kill you!"

Yang Xiuyuan hurriedly took a step back and said:

"Aren't you going to make a girl cheats? I'm just teaching you. I rely on being handsome, but you are too ugly, so I have to use the ancestral palm to make you handsome. ”

Huang Xiaoqiang looked suspicious, covered his face and said:

"Is there still such a technique in the world? Can it really make me handsome? Don't lie to me!"

Yang Xiuyuan said:

"How could I lie to you? I don't believe you and ask your subordinates, have they become handsome?"

Huang Xiaoqiang turned to face a group of subordinates, pointed to his face and asked:

"Am I really getting handsome?"

Huang Xiaoqiang has been taking drugs for many years, and his face is already yellow muscles, which will swell the left side of his face by Yang Xiuyuan, and it looks indeed round and shiny.

A group of subordinates nodded one after another, and said in surprise:

"Brother Qiang, don't say it, you seem to have really become a little more handsome. ”

Huang Xiaoqiang's eyes lit up, and he said to Yang Xiuyuan:

"Come, go on!"

Yang Xiuyuan said:

"Do you really want to continue?"

"If Lao Tzu tells you to continue, just continue, don't beep me!" Huang Xiaoqiang waved his hand and shouted.

"Alright then, that's what you asked for. Yang Xiuyuan stepped forward and shook his mouth fiercely.

"Smack!"

"Smack!

"Bang dang!"

"Crackling!"

……

The next five minutes can be said to be like a sword and a sword, Yang Xiuyuan's hands flew up and down, and three hundred and sixty degrees of construction were on Huang Xiaoqiang's face without dead ends, and he directly slapped more than three hundred times in one breath.

If you don't see it with your own eyes, no one would dare to believe that hitting a person in the face can use so many poses and play so many tricks.

Finally, after the three hundred and sixty-eight palms, Yang Xiuyuan withdrew his hands and let out a long breath:

"Finish the day. ”

Looking at Huang Xiaoqiang again, his body swayed, his eyes were blurred, and he couldn't even tell the difference between southeast and northwest.

A group of subordinates hurriedly stepped forward to help Huang Xiaoqiang:

"Brother Qiang, are you okay?"

Huang Xiaoqiang spit out the last three teeth with a "poof", and asked with blood in his mouth:

"I, I, I'm Xianchuan, what?"

His mouth had been beaten out of shape, and his speech was indistinct, and his men did not hear clearly for a while:

"Brother Qiang, what are you talking about? Say it again. ”

"Lao Tzu, has Lao Tzu become handsome?"

Men, look at me, I look at you, they all shake their heads:

"Brother Qiang, you have been beaten into a pig's head. ”

"What...... What?" said Huang Xiaoqiang in a daze.

He took out a mirror and handed it to Huang Xiaoqiang.

As soon as he saw himself in the mirror, Huang Xiaoqiang rolled his eyes, couldn't lift it in one breath, and fainted straight.

"Brother Qiang!

When several subordinates saw Huang Xiaoqiang fainting to death, they were all anxious, and pointed to Yang Xiu and said:

"Little cub, you dare to play Brother Qiang, brothers, kill him!"

Yang Xiuyuan smiled:

"How can I fool him? You all heard it just now, he asked me to beat him, and I can't help it. ”

The subordinate said angrily:

"You said you could beat Brother Qiang handsome, but what did you dare to quibble!?"

Yang Xiuyuan said:

"From the animal's point of view, he's really handsome, don't you think? I didn't say I'm going to turn him into a handsome human guy. ”

Several subordinates looked weird, looking at Huang Xiaoqiang's honor at the moment, they really felt that Yang Xiuyuan's words made some sense.

Until a few girls finally couldn't help it, "poof" laughed out loud. Only then did the group realize that Yang Xiuyuan was still playing them until now, and they were furious:

"Brothers, copy the guys, kill this little!"

Five or six people copied chairs, and those who took wine bottles took wine bottles, and rushed towards Yang Xiuyuan in a swarm.

The scuffle was about to break out, when a cold voice suddenly came from the back of the crowd:

"You are so bold that you dare to beat someone in my place!"

Everyone looked at each other, and saw a woman wearing a rose-red hip skirt walking over with a cold face.