Chapter 26: When I say you're a fool, I'm praising you
Near noon, Bian Baixian helped Lu Liangren go through the discharge procedures, and then walked out of the hospital with a bag of medicine. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Bian Baixian's car was a Wuling Light that I didn't know how many hands I found on the Internet, and the owner was priced at 10,004 at the time, and he finally bought it for 4,000 yuan, and he muttered vigorously that it was expensive.
Getting in the car, Lu Liangren willfully turned on the air conditioner under Bian Baixian's eyes that wanted to eat people, and then kept turning his eyes and secretly glancing at him, but he didn't speak.
Years of experience in getting along made Bian Baixian grit his teeth, stretched out three fingers and said, "The air conditioning fee is 3 yuan!" and then clenched his fist, "The fare is 10 yuan!
Lu Liangren yawned, nodded, and agreed.
Anyway, that ledger has always been remembered by Bian Baixian, and she never looks at it.
"Put your hat on!" Bian Baixian said with a straight face.
Lu Liangren took out a woolen hat from the storage box and put it on his head, "Baibai, what about the volcano?"
Bian Baixian glanced at her: "It's useless for you to be anxious now, it's useless to think more if you can't go to that world, so just do it as usual." ”
Lu Liangren was a little confused: "Usually?"
Bian Baixian burst out a sentence: "Don't you usually squat in the soil and pretend to be a vegetative person? Now that there is no soil for you to squat, I will just order it, let's pretend to be a person for a while." ”
Lu Liangren shouted: "...... In vain, I was lying on the rooftop basking in the sun. ”
Bian Dad and Mom laid a thin layer of soil on the rooftop and a layer of turf, and Lu Liangren's favorite thing to do is to lie on the lawn to warm up.
Bian Baixian said lightly: "Why bother with this idle work, even if you dry yourself, the water in your head will not be dry." ”
Lu Liangren: "......"
On this road, Bai Xian's car drove very slowly, a little absent-mindedly.
The game system, the game system, such an illusory thing actually appeared, and the binding object was still the fool next to him, it was so ridiculous.
Bian Baixian didn't want to speak, Lu Liangren didn't dare to speak, and the two returned to the urban village in silence all the way.
There was a brake sound, and the car stopped at the entrance of the vegetable market.
Bian Baixian unbuckled his seat belt and said coldly, "I'll go grocery shopping." ”
Lu Liangren said with some excitement: "I'll go too." ”
Bian Baixian said with a straight face: "What are you going to do?"
Lu Liangren was eager to try: "I'll help you pick up the food." ”
"Lu Liangren, have you made enough trouble!" Bian Baixian scolded loudly irritably.
The disgust and disgust in his mouth were so obvious and direct that the smile on Lu Liangren's face suddenly froze there.
The last word of "no ......" choked in his throat and was replaced by silent sobbing, Lu Liangren lowered his head sadly, and tears flowed silently.
"I told you not to cry if your eyes are inflamed, why don't you ever listen to what I say!!" Bian Baixian angrily took out a few tissues and handed them over, "Quickly wipe it clean, the eye drops are in the bag, take it yourself!"
Lu Liangren took the tissue and silently wiped the tears on his face, but after changing two pieces of paper, they hadn't been wiped clean, and when the third paper was used, Bian Baixian snatched it angrily and pressed it heavily on her eyes.
"Lu Liangren, if you cry again, I'll throw you down, I've always been a good talker!"
Hearing this, Lu Liangren immediately bit his lip tightly, not daring to sob, nor daring to cry again.
The tissue on his eyes was removed after a minute, and Lu Liangren just wanted to open his eyes, but he was pressed on his lap by Bian Baixian, his breathing was very heavy, and he was obviously angry, but the hand that helped Lu Liangren remove his eyelids and drop the potion was very gentle.
"In vain, do I really make you so annoying?" Lu Liangren said with his eyes closed.
Bian Baixian looked at Lu Liangren lying on his lap with a cold face, and said in his heart, "Yes, I hate you!", but the sentence that came out of his mouth became: "The tile floor of the vegetable market is very slippery, and you will fall every time you come, without exception." ”
Lu Liangren said embarrassedly: "That's just walking carelessly......"
"Are you going to be careful this time?" Bian Baixian didn't bother to say, and said directly: "Anyway, you are not allowed to go." ”
Lu Liangren lowered his face: "Oh." ”
"How long are you going to lie down, am I your pillow?"
Lu Liangren shrunk his neck, quickly got up and sat down silently.
When Bian Baixian got ready to change and shopping bags and got out of the car, he glanced back at Lu Liangren, and suddenly felt that she looked like an abandoned kitten with her head down and silently wrenching her fingers.
I don't know if it's because of tears, or because I just dropped eye drops, and they are moist and moist, and they look more and more pitiful.
After a pause, Bian Baixian stretched out his hand depressedly: "Come down." ”
Lu Liangren turned his face to look at him in surprise, and his eyes instantly became shining.
"You can't get down?"
"Down!
Lu Liangren hurriedly unbuckled his seat belt and crawled over with his hands and feet, because he was in a hurry, when he got out of the car, he didn't pay attention and hit the door frame, but fortunately, Bian Baixian seemed to have expected it and blocked it with his hand, and suddenly her head hit his palm.
Bian Baixian looked away speechlessly: "If I want to say that you are a fool, I am praising you." ”
Lu Liangren: "......"
Afraid that he would be driven back to the car by Bian Baixian if he caused another accident, Lu Liangren slowed down and got out of the car carefully.
Locking the car door, they walked to the vegetable market one after the other.
After entering the market, Bian Baixian walked a few steps with his head held high, suddenly stopped, turned around and grabbed Lu Liangren's hand before continuing to walk forward.
Lu Liangren's whole person was sluggish, how long had Bian Baixian not been so close to her?
After the age of ten?
No, it seems that since he was in elementary school, he was once stupidly made him laughed at by his classmates, and since that day Bian Baixian has kept his distance from her.
"Lu Liangren," Feeling that the person he was holding suddenly stopped leaving, Bian Baixian had to turn around again and look at her eyes calmly: "If you can still wrestle if you are led by me, then you will really be insulated from the vegetable market in the future, do you hear!"
Lu Liangren nodded hurriedly, with a smile on his face, his back muscles gradually relaxed, and he was suddenly no longer so afraid of him.
Holding hands like this reminded her of her childhood, although she was holding Bian Baixian at that time, and now it is Bian Baixian holding her, but this is not bad, is it?
The two walked all the way, and Lu Liangren found that the people around him were looking at Bian Baixian.
Even if he was wearing a cheap T-shirt with an iron arm Astro Boy, a pair of pants with large flowers, and a pair of splint slippers, the whole person was like a luminous body, attracting all attention.
"Hee-hee, my family is so good-looking, and it's so popular everywhere you go. Lu Liangren approached Bai Xian and blinked, although she had been murdered just now, she still praised sincerely.
Bian Baixian was looking down to select the ingredients, and when he heard this, he said coldly without raising his head: "Lu Liangren, are you blind? Are they looking at me? They are clearly glaring at me! Okay, just this one, how much is it?" The latter sentence was said to the vegetable stall owner.
The vegetable stall owner came over with a cold air, "Chinese cabbage is 1 yuan a pound today, and I will give you 8 cents, and I am not allowed to bargain anymore, whoever bargains will have a puppy." ”
Bian Baixian nodded neatly: "Well, if you don't bargain, give me a handful of green onions." ”
Vegetable stall owner: "......"
Lu Liangren blinked, and suddenly understood why everyone's eyes were on him.